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Cekpo34:
I'm Efik dear friend. In as much as I appreciate your correction, I'm not under oath to use English words correctly... Not even 1% of English citizens can speak Efik so give me some credit. Once again, I appreciate your correction.

That u are efik does not matter. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. You can as well decide to write in efik so that efik people only will read what you say. But since u decided to do it in English, do it well.

Have a blessed day bro

Cekpo34:
This Osborne Saga is a movie-go-bad
The loud mouthed Magu has suddenly turned dump because a creature from the other side is implicated. Please keep the jamboree on and tell us who owns the billions.
That scene of discovering Jonathan's election posters died on arrival for such details were not available until one pot-bellied mammal in Abuja was implicated.

A lot of you on Nairaland make this mistake a lot.

There is a big difference between DUMB and DUMP.

Learn to use words correctly

Na so

South wasterners should please take it easy naaa

Haba

DeRay98:
In case you don't know let me tell you that doctors are the worst patients you could ever have.
Lots of them don't care about their own health, very poor compliance to treatment if they're put on treatment.
Lots of them don't practice what they "preach" to their patients.

I know very well. My late dad was a medic

And this kinda person with so much suicidal tendencies was attending to patients?

Everybody in this country even our doctors require psychological evaluation from time to time

janefrancisca:
Eyah...have u tried getting another one?

I will do that in the nearest future

chimah3:
LOL!



But really whats the source of these monies!!!



Was in a club one day and these young boys on the next table kept ordering bowls and bowls of expensive champagne...Can bet none was up to 30years.


Guess what?


They were washing their hands with it....over 50 bottles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And none of that bottles cost less than 75000...do the math!


I think EFCC should have a team that check out clubs cus these niggas are either yahoo boys or kidnappers who have been paid easy money for nothing!


I'm not hating...just stating the obvious, because no one who works genuinely for their money will blow it that way!

Tell this to that IamAirforce1 who has been promoting one other criminal like that called B. j

I still miss my Jacquelin.

Dogs are loyal

Thanks

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kayo80:
Hmm!

Remy maaaa

We have all been regaled with salacious tales from Miss Otobo on her romantic fling with Apostle suleiman and even more tales of apostle suleiman getting involved in threesomes with the actress Daniela okeke. This is an emabarrasment of the highest order to christians in Nigeria especially to those who see him as their spiritual father.
Over the past 10 years,pentecostal church leaders have continued to disgrace the name of christ in Nigeria. From chris Okotie divorcing his wife of 18 years due to childlessness and subsequently getting entangled with a pretty divorced mother of three and still getting separated from her to Chris Oyakhilome who now has a broken home. Report has it that the wife is now married to another man now. We cant also easily forget the story of the COZA pastor and Ese and how his higher level og grace was enough to cover the multitude of sexual sins they committed in a london hotel room or Rev king turning hiss flocks to slaves and having some for his sexual fantasies. He even burnt some of them. The list can go on and on and on and as a christian from the orthodox anglican church,i feel embarrassed seeing this kind of news. Pentecostal pastors live like demi-gods,fly private jets,dress like rock stars,speak in phoney accents and are even competing in show-offs in the social media with celebrities. People like that COZA dude keeps showing up pix of his new cars. This is wrong. This is not the kind of life christ lived and the pentecostal fellowship of Nigeria needs to do more to rein some of these so called Men of God in. I am proudly an anglican and i dont think i have heard any salacious story on any top echelon member of my church hierachy in Nigeria. Same goes to other orthodox churches.
So i implore the PFN to do more because most of these guys opening churches here and here are mere con men and yahoo yahoo boys.

#WeConcur

Wed Mar 1, 2017 | 11:41 AM EST
Zimbabwe's Mugabe flies to Singapore for medical checks


Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe travelled to Singapore for a medical checkup on Wednesday, his spokesman said, days after he celebrated his 93rd birthday by vowing to add to his 36 years in charge of the southern African nation.

As Mugabe flew to Singapore, nurses at public hospitals joined junior doctors in a two-week strike that is meant to pressure Mugabe's government into paying 2016 bonuses due in December.

Increasingly frail, Mugabe now struggles to walk and is seldom far from the arms of an aide. His public speeches have become meandering and repetitive.

"His Excellency the President left for Singapore for a scheduled medical review. We expect him back in the country early next week," spokesman George Charamba said. He did not give details.


Mugabe frequently travels to Singapore for medical checks, with aides saying he suffers from an eye cataract. But reports in private media suggest he has prostate cancer, something Mugabe's office denies.

The veteran leader's critics say his overseas medical trips testify to the collapse of Zimbabwe's public health system since the economy started to fall apart in 2000.

The issue of succession to Mugabe, the only ruler Zimbabwe has known since independence in 1980, has divided the ruling ZANU-PF party into two camps, with one supporting Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa and the other Mugabe's wife, Grace.

(Reporting by MacDonald Dzirutwe; Editing by Ed Cropley)


http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN168509

The police is right here.

Peace Corps my ass

Something about this was on front page recently

Am the last person in the whole wide world that will be seen attempting any of these stunts. If u put me up there, I will fall to my death

Please I am having a minor issue and need u guys to help out.
I use a Gionee M5 mini. The original email stuff there stopped working sometime last year and I proceeded to download the yahoo mail app which I have been using without any hitch since last year. But I noticed since this year that I only receive mails and I can't send mails. They just get stuck in the outbox. Most times I have to resort to the use of the office system to send out mails. I have even updated the app and still same issue.
Please what could be wrong?

Arrest upon arrest upon arrest

Yet no single conviction

AreaFada2:
Lol. The ones that do not ask are more difficult to handle. Because they create the false impression that they do not care about money. Which can make you really fall and start thinking big about the future.

But just when you start feeling giddy, she will hit you right in the face one day about how " you never cared if she needed one kobo one day or care about how she looks after herself".

While you were falling more & more for her, she was silently seething with rage about you not volunteering to assist.

That wakes you up from your dream again to face reality.

Wetin person never see?

In theory love without money exists. Mind you, God must have created her specially for you. Now that's pretty rare.

I concur

cocoberry:
;36 to 40:This is the overdue stage for guys.
At this stage many of their friends are fathers or happily married and every single lady they meet becomes a potential wife as they can't help thinking about settling down...It becomes a shame for this set to mention that "girl friend" word without getting ridiculed and attending family meeting will be a herculean task due to the stigma of being single at that age. If this set of guys woo a lady then she can consider it a marriage proposal. If you know you are not ready to be his wife please tell him quickly because this set of guys really need a wife. >: . TJ I'm sooo tied of waiting!

Eehya.
E be like we go form committee to go beg this Tj ooo

Ordinary diploma?

O ma se ooo

That one that Dencia has finished.

He might still be moaning loudly in the #otherRoom now sef

A snake will always give birth to a long thing

Blood cant lie

psalmson23:
ON BUHARI ' S STATEMENT
I have been trying to keep away from this chaos. But
maybe we need a little guidance on our thoughts
The president made a statement ....."she belongs to
my kitchen, my living room and the other room"...
This statement was referring to his wife whom he
referred to as "my wife".
Let's do a little English class..." my" is a possessive
pronoun and it signifies ownership. Thus to say "my"
or "mine" means to lay ownership to something. As
when I say my biro.
Now suppose you come pick my biro off my locker
and then I tell you no my biro belongs in my locker.
Would you begin to get angry? And personalize my
statement arguing that your own biro shouldn't be in
a locker?? The question in my head of course will be
what's your business? And I'm sure any other person
will feel same.
Why then should the president's speech attract so
much concern. Aisha is Buhari's wife not
everybody's. If the president had said women belong
in the kitchen, then the uproar would have been
understood.
I don't know the contractual arrangement between
the president and his wife but if he says his wife
belongs to anywhere why should it become any
body's headache? She's "his" wife. After all this is a
president who has a woman as his finance minister.
So I wouldn't want to believe he believes all women
belong in the kitchen.
I hope this helps to at least down this unnecessary
tension about the president's speech.
Thank you

Dumb analysis

beautiful232:
Thanks dear

U welcm

beautiful232:
lol

na for my mouth you wan hear am Abi


see your big head

Lol

Naughty geh

Nice pix u got. I likey

beautiful232:
keep eyes on her

na this kind girl person they keep eyes on

This one don enter street since abi?