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simiolu1:
Before going anywhere to learn about databases, try a Google search for Microsoft Virtual Academy or MTA database fundamentals. You would definitely get one or two introductory courses to database. by Microsoft for free.

Oracle is a proprietary software. So you need.to learn about DBMS before learning the spicifc engines like MySQL, PostGres, MongoDB, Oracle, SQL or even NoSQL

If you can, download this book: Database Design, Implementation and Management. It is like the Bible of database professionals

Is oracle database well used in Nigeria?
I studied oracle database but so far so good I haven't seen much to do with it. If u see jobs, it will be faculty jobs from the likes of Aptech for their oracle faculty

Intrepid01:
Oga, your submission that Yoruba don't take family seriously based on three plus one examples is fallaciou!!!!....what an experiment? Using 3 plus one to judge a WHOLE TRIBE....Go to Oyingbo and many other areas in Lagos and see many Iya chinyere without a husband..ask them...Baba Chinyere don waka!..I know atleast 5 Igbo families in my area without a Father, will I be right to say IGBO TRIBE DONT TAKE FAMILY SERIOUSLY?......pls be careful the kind of statement you make on public forum

Fat lie

Huee:
Quite a lot. You'll be surprised

From experience baa

U try

Worst Toyota product.

In the same class with Honda element to me

MhizzAJ:
She's a very foolish woman for introducing her blind skinny single friend to her husband and even bringing her to the house on several occasions in d first place knowing fully well the kind of person she is

I can't be as foolish as dat woman and there's no place for a senseless man in my lyf

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We know ur type bae.
Iz not by making noise. Ur type wont know when ur man is bonking ur sister or maid

DALE917:
But really, we have to ask the wife what role she played in supporting him

Maybe she's the type of wife that ties wrapper round the house after marriage
Or spends 2hrs in the kitchen sweating over God knows what
Or she's the type that doesn't know how to respect or talk to her man in public

Not necessarily
Jay Z cheated on beyonce
Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa left amber rose

KillerBeauty:
Gionee M5mini ooo

I saw the pictures and I told myself my phone can do this.
Then u mentioned the name of the phone and I said correct. I use an M5 mini too. The camera is bloody

adult91:
What if I tell u lie Mohammed de learn work for ur hand?

Believe what u want but I know what am saying

adult91:
lala
is this not FP worthy?
hell no....TRIBALISTS

What if I tell u lala is an Igbo man and lives in Umuahia?

obyrich:
He didn't co.e back to cause wahala. His travel documents are seized by the Nigerian government. No gain in war. All should thread with caution. Let wisdom rule.

I meant the idiat president

He just came back from UK to cause wahala

Worst president ever liveth

Am typing with my Gionee M5 mini which clocked a year in June this year. I haven't had one single issue with the phone.
So park well Oga Op

Mary was single at 31 and she kept shouting on Facebook that marriage is not important for a lady and that those who are married are in bondage. At 34 she is now married and she is posting pictures of her and her hubby on daily basis. She keeps telling us her life revolves around her husband.

Jane asked her friend Julie whether it was financially okay for her to marry a banker. Julie said it was financial suicide because a banker earning 200k cannot afford you a decent life in Lagos. Jane listened to her and said no to the proposal from Ken. Two years after Julie married a secondary school teacher earning 70k. She earns far more than her husband and nobody is hearing about it.

Matilda was ranting on Facebook that she does not contribute money to run the home. She insisted it is the sole duty of the man. Many people liked her status update. Many who read her update prepared for showdowns with their husbands. Little did they know that Matilda's husband has been out of job for 10 months and she is the one feeding the family.

Don't let anyone control the narratives for you. Many people's opinions tend to hide their hurts. They will tell you what sounds like Waaoo but go behind to do the sensible thing. Your home will crash and they will still be in marriage and you will be wondering why. Control the narratives. The happiness of your home is more important than any Waoo idea you want to get from social media. Please stoop to conquer.����
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Our policemen are pure animals.
How can u grope a married woman who brought food for her detained sibling? Who does that?
This is shameful and all the policemen who molested the lady's sister should be sacked n dealth with

This one no follow

Where are the WE THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH SOUTH I.e Afonjaa

The unity beggars

Hope u people will sleep well today

Conor McGregor, the brash U.F.C. champion, takes on undefeated boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. in the most anticipated boxing match in years. Stay here for live, round-by-round updates and analysis. How to watch.


STEVE MARCUS / REUTERS
Floyd Mayweather Jr., the face of boxing for more than a decade, punctuated a stellar yet controversial career with a technical knockout over first-time professional boxer Conor McGregor on Saturday night.

In the 10th round of a surprisingly well-matched fight, Mayweather backed McGregor onto the ropes with a series of rights and lefts. McGregor’s face was completely bloodied. He was about to fall through the ropes, and the referee stepped in to stop the fight with 1:55 remaining in the round.

The victory improved Mayweather’s record to 50-0, and allowed the typically defensive fighter to say farewell in thrilling fashion in what he said was his last fight. It also proved right the naysayers who said that this fight was nothing more than a glorified, money-making exhibition.

Although McGregor is one of the biggest stars in mixed martial arts, he had not boxed since he was a teenager, and had no professional boxing matches under his belt.

The fight was fashioned on the strength of two bombastic personalities with huge fan bases, making for a ripe promotional draw. It was expected to pull more than half a billion dollars in revenue. The pull of the money was so strong that Mayweather ended his two-year retirement to step into the ring with McGregor. To many, the fight was more exhibition than authentic.


https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/08/26/sports/mayweather-mcgregor.html

Andyblaze:
This morning I went down to get my trouser amended, prior to going I had about 5,000 naira in the pocket of this said trouser and I totally forgot I had put it in there last night. Fast forward I went to an Hassan multipurpose shop near my street where they amended clothes, shoes and bags and gave the trouser to one to amend whilst I waited.

When he was there I went home and tested the trouser on my body, then I dipped my hand into my pockets and at that moment I remembered I had put some money there last night but lo and Behold there wasn't any money in there anymore. It was crazy as I sped immediately with the trouser still on back to the shop, one arriving back there I couldn't find the man who amended my trouser. I asked his colleagues about him but they said he had left then I complained to them that the cloth he amended for me had some money in it but I couldn't find it anymore. They told me they had seen no money but that he had already left. Dang! This man has claimed sharp on me and zoomed off with my money and I was resigning to fate, he came strolled back to the shop from wherever he went to and I couldn't recognize him but the other hausa men spoke some hausan to him and then told me he's the one.. I told him i had some money in the trouser he amended but after shaping I couldn't find the money...

Love and Behold, he dipped his hand in his pocket and told me he picked it on the floor that it must have fallen while I was removing the cloth from my body after testing his work. He handed back the 5,000 naira to me.
The honesty of this Muslim fella has made my Sunday already and I couldn't help but wonder, how many of we Christians can actually do this. I know certain people who probably would have shared that money amongst themselves the moment they saw it and all connive to say they didn't see it when I had returned to complain.

THE good is not by claiming we are God - fearing, it's by our deeds.

This is a true story and happened to me minutes ago, Happy Sunday Guys.

Honesty is not attributable to one religion

I was at my barber shop this afternoon for a haircut. He gave someone change and money fell out of his pocket. No one saw it. After sometime I saw the 2k neatly folded and picked it and handed it over to him.
Once u are honest, u are honest. It dosent have to do with a particular religion. My father thought me to be contented in what I have as my own.

Tonto dike and the estranged hubby under the same roof

Smh

Eluwilussit:
It is not every protest that you need permission. There are spontaneous protests and organized ones. Besides, would Nigeria Police give permission to anyone to protest against Buhari?

Stop trying to sound civilized. Our people are downtrodden and cannot wait for the same system that has dealt ruthlessly with them since independence to grant them permission to express their right.

Since you sabi law, do our law officers get search and arrest warrants before they search or arrest Nigerians? You see? You can't blame Nigerians at all.

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An Ilorin Magistrates’ Court on Thursday ordered the remand of an Islamic cleric, Babatunde Suleiman of Oloje area, Ilorin for allegedly being in possession of human parts.

Magistrate Bio Saliu ordered that the defendant be remanded at Oke-kura Prison, Ilorin and adjourned the case until August 31 for further mention.

The prosecutor, Inspector Isaac Yakubu, told the court that the defendant exhumed the corpse of his friend and severed the head, two legs and two hands for ritual purposes.

He said that the human head, two legs and two hands were recovered from the ceiling of the defendant’s room.

The prosecutor said that the parts were traced as a result of offensive odour from the defendant’s house.

He said that the defendant was docked on a two-count charge of criminal conspiracy and unlawful possession of human parts, offences that contravened Sections 97 and 219 of Penal Code.

The defendant denied committing the offences, while the prosecutor objected to the bail application, adding that investigation was still ongoing.


https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/08/17/alfa-keeps-human-parts-friend-ceiling/

LastMumu:
Lol, It is not a race thing. You will be surprised by the numbers of black transgender if shown the stats. If I remember clearly, some years back, a super falcon player once changed from being a woman to a man.

That one was a hermaphrodite with both sex organs

Got it and rocking it

Apc zombies

They are dying gradually due to Buhari induced hunger

(Reuters) - The window for Yemi Osinbajo, Nigeria's stand-in president, to launch bold economic reforms and wrestle the ill-disciplined naira currency into shape is fast closing.

President Muhammadu Buhari signaled over the past weekend that he is ready to return from receiving medical treatment in London as soon as his doctors allowed it.

That would could paid to investor hopes for economic changes to qualify Nigeria for a World Bank loan to drag it out of recession. It will also leave the plethora of naira exchange rates standing, albeit perhaps closer to each other.

Buhari has kept a grip on power despite his medical leave, and the more business-friendly Osinbajo has been reluctant to challenge him.

This has gone as far as him flying to London to get permission for personnel changes.

"We don't expect any deviation from the current economic policy stance should President Buhari return," said Cobus de Hart, senior economist at South Africa's NKC African Economics.

"One could hope that the return of the president goes hand in hand with an acceleration of reform implementation, but we doubt this will be the case."

Osinbajo, who has been running Nigeria since Buhari went to Britain on May 7 and also ran it between January and March, has made some changes.

He has managed to calm tensions in the Niger Delta oil hub and pushed small steps such as a forex trade window to narrow the gap between the official and parallel naira exchange rates.

But a unifying of all the exchange rates -- there are at least six, including the black market -- remains far away. It would amount to a devaluation, which Buhari has opposed.

TIGHT LEASH

More than three months after leaving Nigeria, it remains unclear when Buhari will return, despite his remarks about his desire to resume work. They were merely the latest in a number of presidency announcements.

But even from far-away London Buhari and his aides have restrained Osinbajo.

"He (Osinbajo) is so scared to offend President Buhari to the extent that he takes no major action without consent from him through phone," said a presidency official, asking not to be named.

Osinbajo and his aides often hold meetings which has enlivened a presidential villa criticized for inertia -- but he still seeks approval from Buhari or his chief of staff.

He flew to London for a few hours last month to get Buhari's approval to appoint two ministers who had been already cleared by parliament, the official said.

During the meeting, Buhari even asked Osinbajo to give the ministers no portfolio as he wanted to assign them himself after his return, he said.

Moreover, when Osinbajo tried appointed a new board for an anti-corruption commission he had to withdraw his candidates because Buhari's aides did not like two names, the official said.

Among the few projects Osinbajo got underway are the legalizing of illicit refineries in the restive Niger Delta oil hub, often the only work for youth who tend to join otherwise militants.

Osinbajo also ordered an overhaul of dilapidated facilities at Lagos airport, the main entry gate into Nigeria, as part of a plan to ease doing business.

The new FX trade window has prompted some foreign investors to return, pushing Nigerian stocks to a nearly three-year-high in August.

But its inconclusive nature still holds back investors, London-based Capital Economics said.

"There is a possibility that Buhari returns, sees things improving and thinks there is no need to change anything. Further reforms are desperately needed to achieve meaningful growth," said John Ashbourne, Africa economist at Capital Economics.

Buhari, a former military ruler from the north, made Osinbajo acting president when he first went to Britain to avoid a vacuum as occurred in 2010 when then-President Umaru Yar'Adua spent three months in a Saudi hospital while his aides shrouded his illness in secrecy.

His deputy Goodluck Jonathan only took over in a constitutional crisis after Yar'Adua died.

Osinbajo has gone out of his way to show his loyalty -- as a Christian lawyer from southern commercial capital Lagos he is walking a tightrope to avoid policies that may annoy Buhari and his inner circle, who are mainly Muslim northerners.

"The chief of staff and his team are working alongside Osinbajo on the understanding that (he) will not run in 2019," a government adviser said. Osinbajo has never said he wants to run.

"The election cycle is the last two years of an administration. As we enter the election the issue of mutual trust becomes crucial because nobody wants to be ambushed," said the adviser, who did not want to be named.

Traditionally in Nigeria, the leadership rotates between north and south to ensure a balance in a country evenly split between Muslims and Christians.

Jonathan, a Christian from the south, upset many northerners by refusing to give way. Northerners also felt there should have been another northern term after Yar'Adua's death. Hundreds were killed in riots after Jonathan's election in 2011.

(Reporting by Ulf Laessing and Alexis Akwagyiram Additional reporting by Paul Carsten in Abuja; Editing by Jeremy Gaunt)


http://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN1AV1UL

[quote author =ExAngel007 post=59406467]my blood is red[/quote]

ExAngel007:
hahaahah

Laugh at them well we'll sweetie

Hope u support Man United sha?

3-0

2-0

AntiPonzihater:
Not true. GH is now weekly. That means you'll GH for times to get your pH and interest out.
Example pH 100k gets 200k
Week1= 50k
Week 2= 50k
Week3 = 50k
Week 4 =50k
Total 200k

The ones people GHed, have they been matched?