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OMG seems they will pick anybody and just put them in a position they have NO experience in. How will she spread her message across to "My fellow hackers" ?

Lol wow I never realized that

BTW you kinda cute....

Adenikkee: They was a day i ask him, i said did u luv me? He said yes, i now said bt wat will i do 4 u 2 luv me the more he said if only i can pass my jamb, bt now i didnt pass it, he nw said hmmm my baby since u didnt pass ur jamb i dnt think things can work again, now i dnt knw wat to do becoz i luv him very wel. Pls was he dat he never luvd me b4?

How will he love you when you can't seem to successfully construct a sentence. Matter of fact, how the f**k did they allow you to take the JAMB exam?!

Tolexander: It was fine o!

Expo was just flying in the air to the extent that if one opened his mouth, the expo would enter.

My subject combo were Math, english, literature and economics but i had to shade the expo answer i got for english, biology, physics and chemistry.

But hopefully by God's grace, my next year Jamb should be better than this.

This is sad, so are you telling me you will be taking it again next year? The results are not even out yet.... so it seems your so called 'expo' will not save you...

dridowu: In less dan 3daz , already have a suspect but in Nigeria "we still on top of the situation"............................................

I believe it is because we do not have the necessary tools to handle such situations, no cctv in the streets, our law enforcement officers are not well trained nor equipped for such tasks...

Tovot: I had a not-nice chest/heart burn recently and I did not know what to do, I was in a lot of discomfort,so doctors in the house do u know what triggers it and does it have a first-aid?
Thank You and God bless!

Am not a doctor but I believe it varies. I seem to have heartburn and that triggers when i eat anything that has pepper. I went to see my doctor last week and she told me to stay away from pepper, acidic foods, cirtrus etc. i now asked myself, what the f**k do I eat now?! Well I will be tested for ulcer soon cus it could be that. Hopefully its not but when i eat anything spicy I take prilocec OTC or Tumms. They seem to work

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Am out

How will you comprehend anything when you have the brain of a 2 year old.... dumb a$$.

Anyway back to the topic, When I meet a girl an d I like her, I let my actions do the talking, the vibe I get will determine if we will stay friends or take it further. BTW someone please tell me guys don't go telling girls "I LOVE YOU" a few days after meeting them. That word 'love' seems to be a word most guys think they can use to get in a girls pants... Well hey it MIGHT work for some girls but lets be honest it could go both ways; the girl might be uncomfortable talking to you as you seem to be on page 10 when she has barely opened the book OR she might be one of those vulnerable ones who catches feelings pretty fast, sleeps with you and stalks the hell out of your life, after all you claim to LOVE her!

eduson33: ok

So all you got to say was 'ok' Are you f**king kidding me right now? So no meaningful contribution whatsoever huh?!

Anyway back to the topic... It is a disgrace for the so called giant of Africa not to have a functioning web portal and I am sure someone somewhere is getting paid to run the website!

Underdogg: Na today?

haha dats priceless!!

Well these idiots have made the president look like a fool. Imagine them telling the President to go shove the amnesty bs up his a$$. Matter of fact, why the f**k did GEJ even consider something like that. It makes him look weak, I am starting to feel this so called president can only 'flex his muscles' against innocent Nigerians (raising fuel prices is a prime example)You have a group of militants who are giving Nigerians sleepless nights and you are struggling to squash these roaches and you think your 'solution' is amnesty? I am having a laugh here! I weep for my country!

Ugh they seem to be defeating the whole purpose of a roadblock.A roadblock can be defined as barricade or obstruction across a road set up to prevent the escape or passage, as of a fugitive or enemy troops. but apparently the definition is not in the dictionary of the NPF. This has to stop, it has been happening for decades now!

Haha and this made front page? So pretty much all I need to do to make front page is to 'post a pic of my chest'?

hyelhira: Big man, you need some education. Do you know about the US Watergate Scandal in the 70s? Read it up if you have not. However, over 50 more scandals have occurred after that worldwide with '-gate' suffix by analogy with the Watergate scandal. See here: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scandals_with_%22-gate%22_suffix[/url]. The moral of this is that when you are in the public space, act with due care and diligence because people will talk (as they have the right to). Anyway, Richard Nixon resigned as the president of the US on this issue.

So why are you taking Shem's issue personal? Is he your 'Oga at the Top'?

Just read up on the Watergate Scandal, pretty intriguing. But yea I am familiar with the whole '-gate' suffix. Afterall apple had the 'antennagate' one in 2010. Seriously it has just gotten to the point where the whole 'oga at the top' thing has been overused online and offline that its like people do not wanna seem to get over it, from freaking movies to t-shirts and all that stuff... that's whats grinding my gears bro. Nothing personal against you

hyelhira: People like you do not understand the concept of responsibility and probity in the discharge of duties so I do not expect you to understand why the public made an issue out of the 'Oga at the Top' saga. I have included links that show that http://www.fme.gov.ng is the generally recognized website of the FME. If they have moved the domain for one reason or the other, they ought to have put a 'We have moved' sign on the old site or simply do a redirect to the new one. Even a m0r0n should understand that. By the way, a mediocre like you who will never achieve anything significant (Nemo dat quod non habet) does not qualify to call me an attention seeker.

Ah while you do make valid points, I see no reason why the 'oga at the top' reference is needed.Nobody is disputing your claims...

Don't you think its time to move on from 'oga at the top' shenanigan? Its getting old and lame and I realized attention seekers on this site tend to use it as a tool to get people to show interest in their irrelevant posts

This PIECE OF SH*IT made front page? OMG are u f**king kidding me right now?!

bammo: This thread is'nt relevant enuf to make d front page. Tot nairaland was a matured site.

The mods are incompetent, what do you expect?

Policewoman: ALL ARE YORUBAS!!!!!!!!

Sighs, I admit the fact you make a point but do you think its necessary to judge them based on their ethnicity? I mean when it comes to fraud we all know its one thing both igbos and yorubas are known for... so next time please do not be ignorant, its 2013

Kids living abroad especially America. Apparently you are not allowed to hit your kid. I mean hey we call it discipline but they see it as child abuse. So a child can pick up the phone and dial 9-1-1, report the parent to the operator and have a policeman come arrest the parent.

Some 32 people, including a Hudson County jail nurse, have been arrested in a multimillion, multi-state identity theft and credit card fraud ring. The Hudson County Prosecutor's Office first got involved in the investigation in the early fall of 2012, when they received numerous complaints from victims as far away as California claiming that credit cards in their name made fraudulent retail purchases in Hudson County, officials said today.
Using store video and physical surveillance, the detectives were able to identify several suspects, authorities state. Detectives then linked those suspects to hundreds of other accounts and millions of dollars in phony transactions. The leaders of the group, authorities say, purchased the identities of unsuspecting victims from online brokers, who got the information from computer hackers across the United States.

In a process known as "punching," electronic account information from the cards' magnetic strips would be transferred onto counterfeit cards, which were provided to "strikers" who conducted the purchases at retailers all over the Eastern Seaboard, authorities say. Teams of strikers purchased retail gift cards that were then used to purchase various electronic items, authorities say. Those items were then sold in bulk to fences in New York and New Jersey, authorities say. The fence would then sell the items to other people for cash payments.
The investigation has identified nearly 1,000 victims across the country and millions of dollars in phony transactions, authorities say.Authorities say the suspects spent the proceeds on luxury cars, high-end jewelry and other lavish expenses. Some of the money was additionally sent to accounts in Nigeria, authorities say.
Acting Hudson County Prosecutor Guy Gregory commended a long list of agencies that were involved in the take down, saying, "The operation could not have succeeded without their assistance."Defendants charged with money laundering, theft by deception, wrongful impersonation and conspiracy include: Bolaji Ola, 30, of Sayreville; Olamide Otti, 27, of Queens; Akintunde Adeyemi, 28, of East Orange; David Brown, 27, of Parlin; Adegbola Adedeji, 31, of Parlin; Oluwaseun Jato, 23, of Hillside; Oluwasola Diji, 31, of Westbury, NY; Oladapo Araromi, 26, of Elizabeth; and Bertrand Ahaneku, 25, of South Orange.

Those charged with theft by deception, wrongful impersonation, and conspiracy include: Oluwaseun Adekoya, 25, of Sewaren; Henry Abdul, 25, of Union; Babatunde Oyefeso, 27, Union; Michael Assih, 24, of East Orange; John Orubo, 32, of Brooklyn; Idris Soyemi, 25, of Brooklyn; Imrahim Akaba, 23, of Piscataway; Vladimir Francois, 27, of Newark; Yves Desir, 29, of Irvington; Aglaide Alzuphar, 23, of Newark; Kossi Klutse, 25, of Newark; Evon Morris, 23, of East Orange; Fontessa Foreman, 27, of Newark; Olutoye Babatunde, 22, of Plainfield; Olukayode Adeosun, 30, of Newark; Gologo Benshaw, 25, of Newark; Olushola Ayeni, 31, of Brooklyn; Orwells Oyakhire, 24, of Maplewood.Oladayo Araromi, 26, of Linden and Olujimi Williams, 24 of Hillside were charged with conspiracy. Matthew Sabo, 29, of Sayreville and Vijay Shah, 24, of Springfield, are charged with fencing, conspiracy, and receiving stolen property.Oladayo Araromi, a nurse at Hudson County jail making $79,298, has been suspended without pay, Hudson County spokesman Jim Kennelly said today.

Honestly, I would not want to be intimate on the first date because I think that complicates things a lot.... at least give me something to look forward to especially if you a girl i really like. Also I would not want to complicate things, most girls might start getting all emotional and fall in love with you and well you might NOT be on the same page...

[quote author=Mr..Cork]ok.... u confuse coz she didnt call u for 17 days [/quote]He will finally get it after about a year of the girl not calling him..

JOKLEVIZ: [color=#006600][/color] hy fellow nairalanders, i have this problem with my girl we started dating 17th of this month and since then she haven't called or sent me a text,
@first i thought it was because we both use different networks then i went and bought a 2 in 1 mtn sim bkoz of her bt still she doesn't call or text and it doesn't bored her.
So now am confused is it that she doesn't care abt me and my feelings? or she is datin anoda guy? Or she jxt felt is normal?
Need ur help.

because, bother, just
Am sorry but use of bad English grinds my gears

Now food for thought; you do not sound like someone smart, are you sure she AGREED to be your girlfriend in the first place?

PIANO2000: This evening we had a hot argument. Her mother had arranged a mallam whom we are going to visit for my conversion. I told the girl that I won't go. Am afraid of those their mallam . She told me I don't love her. I told her to wait and give me some time.. she disagreed. I don't know what to do.

I don't know if I should laugh at you or sympathize; but look at it this way, you have done the crime (slept with her), now you should do the time (the consequences of your actions).

I have no idea why Keshi wants to invite that immature troublemaker to the super eagles...