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analice107:
Me fear dey catch me small Ooo. how these people dey make this kind money sef? So why dem dey buy the jets nah? Three? For what nah? If nah one we go gree say dem want use am do God work smoothly, but three?
Ah, Jehovah, dis ur people hmm.

It is not rocket science that thousands pouring their resources onto one individual will turn him into a millionaire and billionaire. This is as long as the individual receives faster than he can disburse or he is hoarding.

Filthy rich ministers is a new low and a hallmark of Pentecostalism. Last time spiritual leaders made crazy money was the catholic priests before reformation.

So why is it that our generations find it fit and spiritual to pour resources into a few hoarders?
Is it a 'new' revelation or merely Catholicism 2.0 Reloaded?

analice107:
What's your point? Should the pastor send them away from the church? Have you not heard that the church is a house of God? Is the pastor God?

Anas09,
He meant that even he wicked and disobedient still come to church not to change or in repentance but to further their wicked ways by way of offering and seed.

I was wondering loudly whether part of the billions of dollars looted from out oil industry end up in churches

inqusitivebeing:
God wants me to kill my father. . .I've been thinking about it for over a year now but I don't know what to do or what my relatives will say. . .

I think attention seeking m0rons or jokers are filling this place to the brim. The other day there was this Janodack idiot who wanted insulted his dad and enjoyed his few seconds/days of fame. You will get the attention but it will only last a few days max. Then your idiocy will be buried in an avalanche of new more sensible posts.

But assuming you are a deranged m0ron, the last of your worries should be your relatives because they will haul you to jail and your rectum will be so thoroughly seminized that not only will you come out gay, but it will be wider than your wide open mouth. You will need to wear pampers for the rest of your miserable life. Worse of all, they will come at you without any lubrication. You can google what seminized rectums look like. They prefer young boys because of HIV

he has been an idolater for the past 40 something years and he personally told lies about me when I was a serious christian. There was a day I finished praying and God gave me a revelation concerning his room That was always full of idols and charms. After praying, I took the broom and started sweeping on getting to his door, he ran out because it seems that if I swept the room, he was going to die, and I personally felt the presence of an angel behind me. I stopped because of my fear for my people personal well being.

Ok. So he is an idolator and speaks evil of you?
Who says he must share your faith or speak highly of you?
In fact if what you posted is anything to go by, he should be thoroughly embarrassed of siring a fool

I just concluded my year1 exams then. I went back to school. I just left the catholic church then and entered Christ embassy. I almost failed my exams. But on complaining to a pastor who was also a teacher, he gave me the pattern of prayer points I used then and he told me my father was a witch. I was depressed for much of my years in school and wouldn't come home. . .several times, I wanted to commit suicide.

An idolatrous father who speaks bad about you and you are suicidal and depressed

Funny thing is when you tell people these things in church, nobody listens to you and people stop talking to you. Any way, I started to overcome and all the books that made me hate, I burnt them. .

Nobody is obligated to give you attention. They probably ignored you because you are full of sh*t

.I started reading my bible myself, then I got to see how bloody the bible really is. . .I started with Matthew, and then Down to the old testament.

Yes it is very bloody. So what? Feel like drawing blood as well?

Before then, I was attending a very popular church and after receiving help from some of my relatives who were from another church, because I had an attack in which my neck became very stiff. Then I applied the anointing oil given me by that church where my relatives attend. I used it and it was very good! Immediately, my neck straightened. When my dad saw that I had gotten the victory he gave me a bottle of coke. . .I didn't want to take it but because of the relationship. . .b/w father and son. . .I took it trying to brush away hate. . .he put some diabolic substance in it and all the anointing in me felt felt like it had turned inoperative. . .as if my being had been corrupted. Truely, that of we drink any deadly thing it will not hurt you doesn't mean that we should deliberately take substances that have been infused with diabolic substance. Of course I didn't really know that that substance was in the drink. Although I felt some kind of suspicion. Any way, after that, I felt like killing him again, but then I wit held my anger but I was spiritually I active for days. . .infact, since that time, things have never been the same.

Rubbish.

I haven't been hearing from God and the law time he told me to kill him,

You hate your dad, been told he is a witch, he has poisoned you, you have read of the bloody bible bla bla....and finally a voice telling a depressed and suicidal mor0n to kill his dad? How convenient!

I haven't heard from him since then because things get worse and he speaks against people, saying Archbishop Idahosa was a drug dealer and stuff like that, trying to turn me away from Christianity

In Syria they don't just speak against people, they behead Christians you idiot. Who told you he is supposed to cheer your faith?

and now I've become totally confused because I still collect money from him and lately, I don't feel like taking anything from him.

There is a simple rule; he who pays the bills makes the rules. As long as you are under his roof, you need to obey and honor him. If you don't want his money, get yours

Sad to say, I have not been going to church and none of my church members have come looking for me![

Are they supposed to visit and babysit you? Grow up you fool. How many members have you visited yourself?
Silly prick

Annunaki:
Now this is an act of war, I hope these lunatics are not about to annihilate each other over their ill conceived supremacy battle. It baffles the mind how the evils and atrocities committed by a confirmed criminal can make nations eagerly go to war 1,400 years the death of the vermin.

They are claiming it was accidental bla bla and that the rebels are using abandoned embassies, but you can bet it was not. Can't be. Coincidence that it followed the attack on the Saudi embassies in Iran

dorox:
My friend, we are on the same page here. What I wrote was not meant to take anything away from your excellent post but only to correct what I thought was a minor technical inaccuracy.
Keep well and keep them coming.

Sorry I took too long to edit and you had replied.
It is well. Personally, had Pyongyang never claimed to have possessed the H-bomb slightly under a month ago, this would have been a spectacular 'fulfillment'. But he did and it was widely reported. One has to work very hard to ignore the the obvious conclusion that he based the prophecy specifically on Pyongyang's December claims.

As I said earlier, I only follow official 'fulfillment' videos, and so far, none has come forth. His overzealous fans may be spoiling it for him. It is also important to note that he usually releases these videos usually under 24 hours from the event. This tells me that he is not convinced that the test remotely resembles anything he said to warrant a video.

Stay blessed

analice107:
These are admonitions not prophecies. Is he confused about what prophecies are?

Hi Anas09,
I watched the clip and even the subtitles called them prophecies, so they are meant to be received as the word of God

There is an insatiable demand for prophecies/information and I believe this is what fuels this annual ritual of New Yer prophecies. I don't mean to scoff at the spiritual gifts but clearly, some of these are fake.....cheap fakes.

dorox:
@vooks.
It is a known fact that North Korea have successfully tested nuclear weapons in the past, but unlike their previous tests which was an ordinary fission bomb that is relatively easy to make they are claiming that their latest test was a thermonuclear which is quite difficult to produce and also far more deadly compared to an atomic bomb.

My good friend,
Keep abreast of the news and the charlatan will never surprise you.

While it is true that H-bomb packs more power,is more difficult to produce,and is everybody's nivarna, last year at or around 10th December, Pyongyang claimed to have developed a hydrogen bomb!. If you missed the headlines, read all about it here;
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/11/world/asia/north-korea-kim-hydrogen-bomb.html?_r=0
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/10/asia/north-korea-thermonuclear-claim/
https://www.rt.com/news/325300-north-korea-hydrogen-bomb/

The only thing that has changed between dec 10th claim and the one a few hours ago is that the latter was accompanied by a test.
The very fact that the magnitude of the earthquake is just about as much as the 2013 one following another test casts aspersions on North Korea claims.

So once again,
What NEW information is TB Joshua peddling?
Let's look at some scenarios.
1. Supposing after the radioisotope tests it is confirmed that indeed it was a H-bomb. TB Joshua would merely be telling us what Puongyang had claimed last month.
2. Supposing the tests turn negative. This would not disprove TB Joshua's claim of North Korea's H-Bomb capability but at the same time, we can't prove it unless and until more information is forthcoming. If it is negative but the H-bomb possession is confirmed, the world would look at Pyongyang's December claim followed by TB Joshua's January claim and conclude the charlatan regurgitated Pyongyang's statement and reported it as a matter of fact.

However way you look at it, TB Joshua is peddling stale information as fresh heavenly revelation. This is blasphemy

sonOfLucifer:
Praying for the year and hoping for a successful year is one thing. But failing to plan for the year, understand economic trends, and plan accordingly doth not a prayer help.
This cat can see a lion in the mirror. No matter how strong its beliefs are, the cat would never be able to roar.


The world the Bible paints is far removed from the world in which millions of desperate Nigerians live in. Most of our academic institutions are glorified 'CERTIFICATE' centers. Rather than instill knowledge, they instill 'KNOWledge'; who you know na im u go use make am. There's little to no emphasis on basic virtues like trust, love, social responsibilities and how we are our society. These ideals are critical and necessary for a society to function optimally.

And so they've become a mockery,a charade. They preach lofty ideals on the pulpits, while corrupt politicians line the the front rows. 'The little kid sees this, he sees this clearly 'It's all about power. Get money, get power, then come dine with GOD'..

The solution isn't more Bible study, Nigerians have done enough of that. It's time to put our brains to use. You don't have to be a mumu to go to heaven.

You know my negro buddy I partly agree with what you are saying.
Prayers and bible study don't make garri; that's for the fire/heat either from firewood,charcoal,gas or electricity. But just because the bible has no garri recipes don't mean it is inferior in any way. No sir, scriptures have their place.

Paul the apostle to the Gentiles was a Scholar before and after his conversion. Scriptures nowhere encourage indolence. Paul tells me if I don't work I should not eat. He forfeited his right to sustenance from the church so he could demonstrate the virtue of work by working.Study the ethos of the Puritans who built America from scratch; Christians and hard workers. Israel got manna only during their wilderness. They got to Canaan and had to learn farming. Am not sure why Negro Christians are the laziest because laziness is the furthest thing from scriptures.

Any m0ron seeking shortcuts to life in the scriptures is in for a rough ride and #EpicDisappointment

Goshen360:
You eh, you too get skills. ...

Yes I do but I fear God ooo

plappville:
Is the the word Sunni and Shi'ite in the so-called quran ?

I cNt tell but I doubt it's of any significance any more than Protestants and Catholics and Bible are not found in the scriptures

This is getting nasty
Saudi warplanes attack Iranian embassy in Yemen – Iran
https://www.rt.com/news/328156-iran-saudis-embassy-airstrike/

Goshen360:
Man of God, happy new year. I'm still trying to find little time to put my thoughts together on these yearly "kalo-kalo" system that is in vogue now. And the people are now used to lies, wanting to hear year "fore - telling" in the name of prophecies as we're running a herbalist movement.

One of them said, Obama will try run a third time and tears filled my heart for Nigeria. ...say e go happen for America? We seriously need an emergency to save the church from the grip of these unlearned men twisting scripture for their own destruction.

My broda,
I think demand fuels supply. There is such a serious demand for this garbage which explains why any fool with a mouth is in business. Why do we demand this? It is the flesh that can't stand a 1 hour bible study but can afford a 24hr demon interrogation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ai7pDWZ_w

Did TB Joshua predict the H-bomb just days before?
https://www.rt.com/news/328112-un-measures-korea-test/
https://www.rt.com/news/328038-north-korea-earthquake-nuclear/


A few facts to consider;
1. South Korea has carried out three nuclear 'tests' BEFORE.
2. These 'tests' are confirmed by tremors whose epicenter is the 'known' North Korea nuclear site
3. It is yet to be confirmed whether this was an actual test but North Korea has severally before bragged of its nuclear capability
4. TB Joshua has yet to release a prophecy 'fulfillment' video

In short, North Korea claims are yet to be verified but there has been public suspicion of the country's nuclear capabilities. It does not take any special gift to predict another test.

To his credit, TB Joshua is not claiming any fulfillment of nothing till now, it is some of his followers who are,but if by the arrow he meant a 10KM subterranean denomination of a nuclear bomb, he got it bad.

In the same breath he talks of Syria saying there is no need for more violence. Presumably he means it is unwise to attack North Korea and attempt to oust him because he may shoot the 'arrow' in self defense. But isn't this the only sensible reaction to attacking a nuclear country?

TB Joshua als talks of an arrow nobody knows of. Again this is a big fat lie in the light of previous 'tests' by the country. I use 'tests' and not tests because it is yet to be ascertained 100% that North Korea has nuclear capability although it is generally believed to be.

TB Joshua goes further than making these claims; he 'backs' them up with poorly edited videos of the original 'prophecies' cutting the awkward parts

Job 1:21 (KJV)
the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away;
blessed be the name of the Lord.

Beloved,
Let us learn to worship in adversity like Job. I just suffered a massive investment loss that left me devastated,and it occurred to me that I have been angry with God whenever I don't have my way. He is still YHWH in abundance or scarcity, in pain or in happiness.

Cc Ccollins

gimakon:
The Sunni also has terrorists of its own and it's even believed to be the plus of Shi'a Terrorism. Forget the issue of Hezbolah and the rest. Even the Kwariji muslims I believe don't even have the same force of terrorism the sunni has.
Sunni islam is by far the largest in terms of population and the religion breeds warriors amongst themselves, hence they challenge themselves. If they weren't aware defence wise I don't believe they would be killing themselves like that. Haven't you even sat down to ask yourself some questions lately.

Sunni rooted out all Christians from present day Iraq with the help of isis and they even kill the Shia that lives with them. I don't believe when someone tells me that Sunni Muslims are peaceful.

When a muslim lies to you, you would doubt your sanity.

My general feel is that Sunni Islam manufactures more terrorists not because of the numbers but because of their ideological difference with Shiit.

This is just a rough feel and am wondering whether there is anything in particular that Sunni believe differently than Shiit that make them more susceptible to gore

Image123:
Lol, he needs the good Lord Himself to help him.

Agreed

lilbest4:
[NLT] Isaiah 46:10 Only I can tell you the future before it even happens. Everything I plan will come to pass, for I do whatever I wish.

[KJV] Isaiah 46:10 Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure:

........
[ESV] Genesis 6:6 And the Lord regretted that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him to his heart.
I'm sure he didn't plan to regret

Deuteronomy 5:17 Thou shalt not kill.


[NLT] 1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and completely destroy the entire Amalekite nation—men, women, children, babies, cattle, sheep, goats, camels, and donkeys.”


The book is self contradictory. there are countless verses to prove that. If you really read the Bible you'd know what I'm talking about

Where is the contradiction?

lilbest4:
I've shrouded my thoughts with those beliefs all my life. The Bible has its own numerous mistakes.

You should list them one by one starting with the most blatant one

I said it's not from the creator of the universe because whoever inspired it looked up to the sky imagined those tiny little light fall to the earth like green figs falling from a tree shaken by a strong wind. There's nothing figurative there.

The bible was inspired by God but addressed to men and it is not a science text, that's why you find common human language such as sunrise and sunset and so forth.

Now, there are many reasons to doubt scriptures and you are free to doubt and scoff, but try and get intelligent reasons to do this

analice107:
@vooks pls pls, stop answering or commenting in posts like this. These are seeds of Satan seeking relevance. What they deserve is walk pass them like they don't exist.
Christians shd learn to make this twerps of no relevance.

If he posted this nonsense and we ignored him, he will know he is stupid. When we answer him, he will begin to think he is something other than a fool.
He opened his fangs to call himself a Christian. I guess half of this lot don't know what it means to be Christian. Check well, he is a Catholic. They teach them nothing, the Bible is just a story book to them. No revelational knowledge whatsoever.

I hear you Anas09.

Scoffers all over but it is well

Annunaki:
[email][/email]

As a matter of state policy, Saudi is always against anything pro Iran because of their deep seated hatred for them based on their religious sectarian differences. America is not interested in seeing them decimate each other, they are more interested in stability in the region so they can continue to get cheap oil.

In my opinion though, America is treating the issue of islam(which has terrorism as a core value) with Kid's gloves. I can't be convinced that American intelligence agencies don't know the root cause of islamic terrorism which is clearly detailed in the quoran and hadiths. By now I would have expected they start addressing the problem instead of turning a blind eye to the glaring fact that islam itself is the problem.

Interesting.
Sometimes I can't figure what US is up to in the ME

They'd never put Reverend Chris Oyakhilome seeing he is above such shenanigans

This explains Tutu's pro-LGBT stance; he is rationalizing the reality of lesbianism in his own house. You can bet that had she been into beastiality, he'd be shouting for all and sundry that he'd never worship a beastiality-phobic God

TrajansKong:
Vooksie,
I've no time for ANY religions - especially the Abrahamic follies, so Black Jesus carries no weight with me beyond humour.

Also your racist name-calling and behaviour in this thread and across Nairaland doesn't detract in any way from the glaring truths touched on in your last two paragraphs.

Worry not my broda,
I'm a Christian but before that am a full blown Negro darker than you can imagine.
What I did was to peel through the Jesus-is-black nonsense to uncover the underlying black supremacist conspiracy theories.
Theories in and of themselves can be entertaining but this one is actively promoting indolence in that 99% of it is blaming white man for negro woes. It also promotes unhealthy suspicion not to mention hatred of Caucasians. This is pure venom.

The saving grace is that Negroes are largely economically confused and dependent on the West so this hatred is not likely to materialize into nothing.

PS
Jesus was Hebrew/Jew and his complexion is of zero consequence to Christianity. So I don't oppose a black Jesus because I hate black, but rather because the claim has no merit of its own.

Annunaki:
No I don't, terrorism is more of a sunni thing even though the shias also have militant groups like hezbollah but they are more of a political fighting force than a terrorist group. You won't hear of them attacking innocent civilians like the coward sunni terrorists.

Thank you sir,
So the US is really under no serious threat from Shiit terrorism barring its flirting with Israel

Do you think the Saudi support Obama lifting of sanctions on Iran which obviously empowers their archenemies?
I think these two sects can and should be played big time so they can expend their primitive energy decimating each other

true2god:
He wasn't smart enough to give hint of which set will be original, he just created chaos and left to meet his allahh in islamic aljanah.

72 virgins
72 sects

Who bewitched this dumbo with number 72?

I came. Across this document
http://gsmcneal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sunni-and-shia-terrorism-differences-that-matter.pdf

true2god:
They are following the example of prefect mohammed (camel piss be upon him). Prefect mohammed (camel piss be upon him) said that on the 'last days', islamic sects will fragment into 72 sect but only one sect with be original while 71 will be fake.

So it is tought to identify the true islamic sect among the 72 different sects. By mohammed's statistics, only 1.4% of the current islamic sect is the original while the remaining 98.6% is fake. Hence different islamic sects have to fight each other because all the 72 sects claim originality meanwhile only one sect is acceptable to allahh (according to mohammed).

Mohammed have given muslims a permanently job to live with, that is in-fighting for religious supremacy.

allahhu akbaru, mohammadu Rabasurulahi walahi.

Crazy Arab. Did he leave hints for identifying the true sect among these?

basilico:
The Shia run regime is a state sponsor of terror
They do sponsor Hezbolla ( translation: Party of God) and Hamas and other areas where Shia have a presence.
They bombed Beirut barracks in 1983 killing 241 Americans
They bombed Argentine Jewish Centre killing 95 .

They have sponsored quite a handful of deadly attacks world wide .. the list is available on wikipedia.

Thank you sir,
Those examples are a bit old. Any recent thing?

Like for instance alqaeda, are they Sunni/Shiit?
What of al shabaab in Somalia, and Boko Haram?

Annunaki:
Osama was a wahabi sunni muslim like most muslims on NL here that tell you islam is a religion of piss.

Thank you sir,
Do you know if any prominent Shiit terrorist dead or alive?

Now Bahrain cuts diplomatic ties with Iran over storming of Saudi embassy
https://www.rt.com/news/327839-bahrain-iran-ties-saudi/

spokesboy:
Finally, Prophet T. B. Joshua came out today.
I hope you're in Church or Emmanuel TV receiving the messages and blessings for the new year 2016.

THREAD CLOSED

Negro, you should thank me for aksin the hard questions for you.