₦airaland Forum

bingbagbo:
SCRIPTURE: "And they come unto him, bringing one sick of the palsy, which was borne of four.
And when they could not come nigh unto him for the press, they uncovered the roof where he was: and when they had broken it up, they let down the bed wherein the sick of the palsy lay.
When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee." (Mark 2:3-5).

Dont be deceived by the devil. Just believe and trust and Him notwithstanding your situation. It is finished!!


JESUS BLESS YOU!

Are there records of faithless miracles?

plaetton:
Lol@ windbag of hot air and foul language.

I thought I was the only one who has taken notice.

That dude is as vacuous as they come.
He is consistently unable to articulate an original idea or argument.
Just meaningless cliche's and ad hominems.

Good morning Amateur Septic(sic)

Anas09:
@Vooks.

I wish I was a good narrator. But this is how detailed my dreams are. I hardly dream. But when I dream, these are the kind I dream. For weeks now I have not dreamt.

Yes I know that my mission on earth is to take care of the homeless. My paasion has always been to work with people. Specifically to preach the word of God.

When God showed me my husband in a dream. He gave me a picutre of a living person whom I will use to identify and know. The look-a-like of former Edo state Governor Luck igbenedion. I won't be mistaken when he comes. And he'll be a pastor.
All glory to your eternal and glorious name. For you have not left your children without a witness.
My life for you I pledge.

Anas09,
You remind me of this Psalmist
https://www.nairaland.com/2767048/esther-liana

Her life remarkably mirrors yours.

Keep on sitting at His feet Daughter of Zion

HCpaul:
That shows that you are not fit to be a christian.

A real christian does not just robotically adopt and follow the precepts of the word.
Revelation are been inspired into the heart of saints.

The man is a prophet and he is capable of knowing God's opinions.

Nobody is fit to be a Christian, that's why Christ died for us.

Stop calling idolatry 'revelation'. A real Christian does not foolishly worship a charlatan, they discern based on scriptures. But as I can tell, you are a baby Christian, too shallow so the only thing you can recite are TB Joshua mantras

Anas09:
Lol. O Vooks. Pls nah. Channel this energy into spreading goodnews about Christ. This people are doing their part. Let's do ours.

Ok Anas09, I have stopped

[size=1pt]

HCpaul:
I love the way you designed your stupidity.

TB Joshua ain't forcing anybody to have the faith bracelet.
Infact, he was even admonishing those having it to make effective frugal use of it.

The concepts of the faith bracelet was anchored by the theory of meditation.
The idea was eventually spakulated by the insight of what relating with christ really implies.
He accentuate that a relationship must not be one eye sided. This means that a relationship will not be effective if christians don't perform any interaction in the spirit realm.

To achieve that, the act of meditation must be taken place.
This recollected back individuals to the holy book of Joshua 1:8
Meditation brings revelation, and it is the deapest sphere of spirituality.

Meditation stabalize your relationship with Christ, and also retain you constant to be spiritually alert.

Before he invented the material aiding object coined "Faith Bracelet" which would eventually ignite the actuallization of meditation in God's word.
He was a man constantly interacting with his heart (synonymous with spirit) which he claimed that it was the greatest elevation in progressive spiritual growth and stable relationship with Christ.

The words to say during the act of constant meditation was rounded up as:

"Give me more of you and take more of me."

This can be streched and expressed as give me more of your strenght and take more of my weakness.
This is because we are full of ourselves which is the ultimate cause of our spiritual downfall.

He provided the faith bracelet to aid christians worldwide to participate in the corresponding act of meditation. This is because of his wide and enormous knowledge and insight on the existing fact that humanity will be very weak and fragile to stagnate the corresponding act achieved in the concieved world of a man (the heart).

The level of meditation he was preparing partners for is to aid them to be speaking to God and at the same time speaking with neighbours.
He claimed that since the medium for the communication is different.

To initially and easily achieve that, we need something on the outside to keep reminding us of maintaining and retaining the frequency of the celestial.
An average human being is familiar with his/her smart phone, laptops and other electronic gadgets and appliances.
To abruptly switch from the natural realm to the spiritual realm, or to be constantly maintaining an unending interaction with Jesus may seems impossible, unless been influenced with an adaptive object or material on the outside.

After maturity and adaptation progress has been established, a partaker is liable to detach and ignore the object once an adequate capability has been developed.

And the mode of using the faith bracelet is even different from the religious people.
He noted that: "Religious people counts with their hand and speak with their heart, while a spiritual candidates count with their hand but speak with their heart."

The heart is the communication point between God and man.

The man is only trying to help young christians grow, since his life and personality is a vivid example of spirituality and christ personality.

The faith bracelet may also be synonymous with Paul's Mantle, Moses Rod, Peter's Shadow, Anointing oil, and Christ healing with sand.


In adhession with the apostolic mandates, the bishopric position, and ancient prophets, TB Joshua is the last day order of prophet and the apostle of our generation.

This is how i rated him.

- He is the most percecuted man of God all over the world.
He himself even declared it.

- He is one of the most gifted prophet in terms of spiritual gift, prophecy actualization and fulfillment, and miracles.

- His sermon rested on the standards of the apostles.

- His life and personality is a picture of Christ on earth.

- The extension of his ministry to giving (charity), loving, economic developments, youth upbringing, scholarship, and lots more.

So, am not surprise when people hate him for all the good deeds that he is doing. That is what keep validating him in my heart as a true prophet of God, because Peter suffered the same, Paul suffered the same, Jeremiah and Joseph also suffered the same, and likewise other great prophets and apostles in the bible and history.

Even Jesus stated that the world hate light because their deeds is evil continually.

How will you like the faith bracelet when you know that your secrete deeds will be uncovered and you will be delivered.

You like the idea and the invention of android, windows, nairaland, and other advanced and expensive technological gadgets, but you hate a faith bracelet.

The bible instructed that we should put on the whole harmour of God.


Am not trying to educate you on spirituality and the faith bracelet, but instead using this opportunity to oblidge you to meditate on God's word that goes beyond the logos & rema of the word.


Let my peace be with you.
Christ peace.

[/size]
This is idolatry,ignorance and witchcraft
Why couldn't the faith bracelets save the 116?

Where in the scriptures have you ever found Christians 'meditating' with amulets? Don't tell me Caholics and their rosary are now your role model

Judas2013:
hmmm

You are an idle jester not one worth debating

oyeludef
Excellent submission but sometimes I see scriptures blurring the line between soul and spirit by using the terms interchangeably. In other words, the distinction between these appears to me to be metaphorical (just like when we say heart-broken) more than literal

yazach:
Are you still ranting nonsense. I think I said reasonable "human being" so why would you comment

Negro,
It's not too late to pretend to think. Why are you spreading mindless garbage?

1feness:
You need to stop being abusive if you want people to take you serious enough to give you a reply.

Am very polite
What have YOU invented useful or useless?

1feness:
Anything unknown is non-existent until it is known.

So is dark matter and antiparticles non-existent?

As far as we know today,it is impossible for the planet,moon,stars to have a creator. Until further notice,your points are not valid.

Thanks

WHY is it 'impossible'?

1feness:
Besides the concept of the word "god" came from religion,not science. And so far religion hasn't invented anything useful to humans.

Ignoramus,
What have you invented so far that is useful to humans? Does that make you worthless? It does, you are not even worth the urn that will carry your remains after we cremate yout sorry ass

Christianity is not science of enquiry so not discovering anything is moot. But you should follow modern scientific feats and realize they followed Christianity. Christianity did provide a solid framework for development of science

yazach:
What is this thing saying

M0ron,
The image was doing rounds as early as May 2014, while France attacked/retaliated last month!
Learn to use your head especially the little that is between the ears

https://www.tineye.com/search/b10d409f2a8ca05ab19af9e6767206873075ffa4/?page=1&sort=score&order=desc

SSBN:
lol. This started April i think. In just a few months my life has gone from uphill to downhill. From a fun loving extrovert to a reclusive introvert. Nothing left. N

When last did you visit a dentist?

yazach:
A reasonable human being can read further here:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/devastating-pictures-show-children-silent-6938912

A reverse lookup of the image suggests it is much older first crawled in May 2014.
https://www.tineye.com/search/b10d409f2a8ca05ab19af9e6767206873075ffa4/?page=1&sort=score&order=desc

The apparent absence of obvious physical injuries suggest they may have been victim of chemical weapon.

Anyway, it is not my job to reason with pedophile Neanderthals whose prophet masturbated off a 6 year baby for 3 years till her organs matured enough to handle his shriveled d*ck

SSBN:
Nope. As of this writing i have brushed 4 times already. In another 10/15 minutes im going to have another session. Each sessions last 30 minutes, and i buy a new brush every 2 days.

What do you do with your life other than brushing your teeth? Has it always been like this?

yazach:
Can you tell us why your decided to be like this. We are talking of innocent life and you Just bring in religion

Can't you for once in your life use your brain?

Anything happen to Muslim, you are always happy are you from another planet

This is the Arab ME propaganda.
First, prove they are from Syria
Secondly, prove they checked out follow My France retaliation

While it is perfectly normal to be at ease with your brain damage and ret@rdation, it is only a schizophrenic who would gladly brag about it as loudly as yourself

SSBN:
I brush 3 times in the morning, once or twice in the afternoon and twice at night. My life has been destroyed. Nothing left. Nothing. n

You MUST be living in your bathroom to afford brushing thrice in the first 6 hours of the day.

Visit a dentist

DoubleDeeX:
Stop twisting my words brother, I never gave you a date and time; but a timeline which was received by revelation in this age. The problem is, people like you would never catch the endtime revelations because of pride...humble yourself before God and enquire from God Himself through prayers and stop condemning things you do not understand.

God NEVER contradicts himself or His Word. So while I don't doubt your revelation, am dead sure it is not from God!

Guessing which day,week,year,month,decade or century Christ will return is all date setting which the Jesus Christ said NOBODY knows. So while you may think you are somebody privileged to know when Jesus is coming, you are actually deluded and a victim of seducing spirits.

Put the spirit and message to the test and God will reveal the truth to you.

Which is what I did and concluded that whichever spirit is whispering into your ears when Christ is returning is not the Holy Spirit

But if you feel you know all and can judge spiritual things but worldly wisdom then you can carry on! The bride of Christ is well informed in this age, if you are one of them you would have known the timeline for the Lamb's wedding.

I don't know all but I believe the words of Truth spoken by Jesus Christ hat NOBODY knows the day. So when I run into the deluded date setting gang like yourself, I know they are fakes or hearing demons

In fact for calling Bro Branham a fake shows how spiritually dead you are. Smh! I have nothing else to tell you. When the time comes, you will remember this message.

Shalom!

Branham was a heretic and there is little wonder only the confused Branhamites numbering less than a million still cling to his garbage. If God meant to pass on Hos end time message to the world using Branham, He clearly failed as Branham is a fringe cultic sect known by nobody. If there is any good in beer, it must have manifested in the drunkard who rammed into Branham dispatching him to hell instantly

Millerz:
Your obsession has become a disorder. You belong in a mental institution.

Idol worshippers all think the rest are idolaters

DoubleDeeX:
You don't have to believe me brother. The rapture is the beginning of the second coming of Christ and it's not meant for all. Not all believers are going to be taken in the rapture, some saints of God would he left behind to be tried in the furnace of afflication.

So if you see yourself not accepting the end time message then you are unarguably one of the foolish virgins (Not an insult, I meant the foolish virgins in Jesus' parable). If you are not in the end time message, you won't be able to know what God's righteousness in this age is...only the spirit of truth reveals this because the Antichrist has brought into the body of Christ the "it doesn't matter" message and the wheat must be separated from the tares; He said he will send his reapers to do this, that's why you see anointing everywhere but no message of truth attached to it. So if you are following only the anointing and forget the sound word you will be lost and the rapture will strike without you knowing.

Whatever works for you sha. But I will advice you to go spiritual through prayers and fasting if you want to know the truth about the messages I'm passing accross....do the same for Branhams' teachings if you want God to reveal the to truth about it to you.

What works for me is the scriptures.
Scriptures are very clear that NOBODY knows when Jesus is coming back; we may see signs and all but putting a definite timeline even Jesus Christ Himself would not do.

So my problem with your post is not 'rapture' or Christ's return but your outrageous claim that it is happening WITHIN ten years. This is not only extrabiblical but it contradicts the revealed word of God.

You are free to take offense and throw all the straw men at me but you have gone against the word of God.

I would have believed that all Believers at least highly regard the words of our Lord Jesus Christ. It's sad that you don't .


About your prescription of prayer and fasting
1. No amount of human activity- praying,fasting and whatever you want can change this simple truth; NOBODY KNOWS THE TIME

Matthew 24:36 (KJV)
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only

2. No amount of praying and fasting can change the heresies of William Branham into the truth starting with Serpent Seed nonsense

Carry your ID so we can avoid the expensive DNA testing should another building collapse

Sarassin:
The most sensible thing to a thief is to steal. As you can see, your sensibilities are rather subjective.
Like many religious revenants, you have nothing to offer besides a windbag and foul language. Have a nice life.

I have the best life but thank you for your wishes.

Let m know when you are ready so I can school you on Higgs boson.

Food for thought
How does 'discovery' of this boson advance the cause for naturalism or Big Bang?

Anas09,
Either you are a gifted narrator or that is a shockingly detailed dream(s).

It looks like God was confirming the direction of your ministry; taking care of destitute children.

My best buddy is a man of God, mighty in scriptures like Appolos and a man of faith and prayer as well. He kept having these dreams of standing before great congregation preaching and performing signs in Jesus name. Most times it was in foreign lands or places with foreigners. He got so excited that he even started preaching in buses.

He decided to visit our assistant pastor to share his wonderful dreams and how he felt called to ministry. What our pastor told him is what I wish to share.

Our pastor when in college/university was so much on fire for Jesus with his buddy that they spent just about every other weekend on crusades and evangelism. They were pursuing Land Economics. Towards the end of their campus time, he felt a strong conviction to dedicate his life to God totally and go into full time ministry.

Upon graduation, he never even looked for work, he plunged into evangelism. His friend got a government job, a house, and shortly after they both got sponsorship to pursue his Masters. Our pastor never took up while the his buddy took it. Over the weekends, they would still meet up and evangelize and arrange crusades just as in college days. My pastor spent his weekdays praying and fasting as most of the action was on weekends. He went into Kadesh Barnea or 'wilderness' for years. His buddy in the meantime moved up and finished his masters, married and settled as he pursued PhD while our pastor literally lived from hand to mouth.

Long story short, he married as well and is now settled. With the benefit of hindsight, it was foolish for him to plunge into full time ministry based on feelings. It was premature and compared to his friend, he feels his buddy was more effective in soul winning despite being employed. So he counseled my friend that while dreams and visions are exciting and tempt you to throw all caution to the wind, they are just God's intentions over your life, ready to be realized in the fullness of time. If you rush them, you may suffer.

His solution is simple. Keep on praying for direction and clarity, and move ONLY you are certain God has commanded you to move. In the meantime, you can carry out your calling in a smaller scale, if it is healing, start visiting and praying with the sick as you exercise the gifting. Another friend of mine visits hospital wards every week to pray with the seek as he is persuaded this gift in him.

Moses made this tragic mistake of acting on God's intentions BEFORE time and he suffered for it. Stephen's account before he was killed sheds some nuggets on Moses we would have otherwise never known;

Acts 7:25 (KJV)
For he supposed his brethren would have understood how that God by his hand would deliver them: but they understood not.

This means before the burning bush, Moses KNEW of God's plan to use him to deliver his people, and he acted to 'hasten the plans of God'. God was not ready for him nor were the Israelites for deliverance. He took another 40 years in the wilderness before returning

Sorry for my lengthy post

How could our arch-Charlatan miss this opportunity to revel in gore?

[size=1pt]

investigator:
Article written by Ihechukwu Njoku, a freelance
Nigerian journalist. Read below…

Nigerian Pastor T.B. Joshua has released a
controversial YouTube video purportedly
showing the healing of a man with horrific
snake-like scales across his body. The clip
titled, ‘A Video You Will Never Forget’ shows
Mr Jude Oraka from Anambra State, Nigeria,
receiving prayer from the popular cleric
during a prayer service at The Synagogue,
Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) in Lagos.
Oraka, a driver by profession, claimed he fell
victim to a strange skin disease six years ago
which “defied medical comprehension”.

Jude’s sister described him as a “walking
corpse” whom the family had given up on.
However, several months after receiving
prayer, Oraka returned with smooth skin to
testify that “he was healed by Jesus Christ
through T.B. Joshua”.

The clip has already racked up over 100,000 views since its
release and attracted hundreds
of comments from both skeptics and
believers alike. Joshua is not a stranger to controversy,
making headlines this week for not showing up at a court case
surrounding the deadly collapse of a building within his
church premises last year. Emmanuel TV,
which debuted on DStv and GOtv last month, is one of the
most popular Christian television stations in Africa.

It’s YouTube channel has
over 265,000 subscribers, making it among the most
subscribed Christian channels worldwide.

Does it look like same man though? Watch video
below..

http://www.starzhit.com/naijanews/photos-t-b-joshua-heals-snake-man/

[/size]
None of this absolves him of his heinous crime of 116 human sacrifices offered from his church

[size=1pt]

Sarassin:
A lot of sound and fury signifying nothing. Again I would say do try and be civil, it appears to be a difficult thing for you.
Where exactly have I stated that matter created itself ?



You seem to have a never-ending source of clichéd answers. It is not an assumption that Boson exists. Read my previous post properly it should be apparent to you that my thrust with respect to the Boson was in regards to experimentation with its building blocks and their relationship to gravity in order to quantify how Matter forms, it is on-going. I have made no mention of a God Particle, it is meaningless in this context.

The fact that it is the product of the decay of the Boson that is observed is neither here nor there, the absolute majority of known chemical elements were observed and discovered by the products of their decay or various other signatures, what exactly is your point ?

You forgot to add that your claim that God is the uncaused cause is neither verifiable nor quantifiable. You really are starting out from a losing position and bluster does not help. Were you to successfully invalidate the Big Bang theory (which you haven’t done) it does not by default validate the biblical accounts as absolute statements of fact. Every religion has its creation story, non more valid than the other, all lacking empirical evidence and amounting to little more than a howl at the moon.



Well, thousands of years ago your wise men decreed that the earth was flat. How did that work out for you?

[/size]

Intelligent design is the most sensible thing a primate can believe in. That is the point.

Chiding theism is ignorance incarnate

GooseBaba:
Lol @ ultimate Uncaused Cause...the ultimate nothing

Actually he is engaging a child. I'm guessing he knows by now.

You put a forward claim to challenge a theory. And you see yourself as an adult...

There is a way out.
Some scientists cut to the chase and claim the universe is eternal!
If it is eternal then they are not obligated to explain its Origin seeing it's always been!

The smarter ones know the universe is a giant clock and it's been unwinding meaning it STARTED wound at a specific time t which is totally against the notion of eternity. Only deranged m0rons think the universe is eternal.

Genesis certainly tells us it had a beginning.

Sarassin:
Indeed the vehicle is very nice. You see, you can cut short the question and answer session. It ends something like this, you tell me matter cannot form itself out of nothing and I tell you in that case that God cannot be self-creating, it is a Mexican stand-off and rather pointless.

Empirically what I will say is that scientists have recently isolated and identified the Higgs particle the “Boson” that gives mass to other particles, experiments are being conducted to account for the interactions of the basic building blocks of matter i.e Quarks and leptons with gravity. Once the relationship is established the antecedents of matter becomes a lot clearer. As I mentioned in my previous post, scientists will sooner or later hand over the keys to the universe. If you forgive the pun, it’s simply a matter of time.

No it is not. He is the Ultimate Uncaused Cause. That is more sensible to your claims of matter causing itself.
Boson or God particle is nothing but a minister of more doubt than answers. It is nothing to brag about my broda.
What you should avoid when engaging adults is Google and copy+paste antics

Let's think.
1. Boson was first hypothesized in 1964 to basically explain why other elementary particles have mass
2. It has remained elusive supposedly because it has a VERY high mass and it takes a lot of energy to create one
3. To create one, particles are accelerated to high speeds in opposite direction and made to collide hopefully a Boson may form
4. Bosons have high decay rate so what is actually observed is not the Bosons but the product of their decay

#3 and #4 are remarkable feats of human thinking. This is real science; experimental, can be repeated and observed. Quite different from the religion of evolution which is essentially a Forensic guesswork of history. Totally untestable.

Assume Boson exists and are observed. None of these tells you WHY and HOW they came into existence initially.


Thousands of years ago, some wise men figured that the universe does not exist due to chance; it is too orderly and exhibits design so much that it can't be due to random processes. Thus, 'In the beginning God....'

Thousands of years later, the FOOL be like, ' there is no God...'

And God be like, 'OK. How did you get here?'

The FOOL be like, ' we evolved over billions of years'

God be like, 'evolved from what?'

FOOL be like, 'dirt! Duh'

God be like, ' who made dirt?'

FOOL be like, 'Boson'

God be like, 'who made Boson?'

FOOL be like ' '

1feness:
Does your comment deserve a reply? I'm not sure. Cos I don't know what new age is. But you know what? Life is good when your destiny is in your hands. Life is good to me in general. No fear of the Unknown.

I will tell you what is bullsh**t, sucking very hard on Yahweh's balls

I would have given you another but am too tired

1feness:
You don't have to turn it into a fight bro

You too.
How is my New Age bullsh*t generator serving you?

Here is another

Sarassin:
At this point in time nobody knows where matter originated from.

How plausible is it for nothing to form something of itself?

What if somebody told you that this beau, Subaru WRX S4 SporVita was thrown off a volcano in Japan together with magma?

You'd think they escaped a lunatic asylum.
That is exactly how evolutionists sound when they tell you random processes generated complex life. This is pretending for a while that we know where matter came from