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Thanks for the suggestion. But what exactly is there for a child to do there? I have never been but I always got the impression it was more suited to adults.

There is only so long you can stare at a rock.

Things For Kids

It has been 4 years since I was last in Nigeria. Since that time I have had my first child, a son.
In the UK there are so many places and things for kids to do. E.g theme parks, adventure playgrounds etc.

Can anyone in Lagos/Abuja tell me what type of places or things exist for the entertainment of kids? The age group would be about 3-12.

Ladies,

Me, and i'm sure I speak for 99.9% of the guys on Nairaland
would much rather know the quickest way into y'all knickers.

Big shi,

Old boy u get luck o.

From age 13-17 man just de frustrated with all them housegirls
dat I never touch. Anyway sha the ting wey I don learn be say. When
I return go Nigeria na only houseboy me I go get. I no wan make my
son de frustrated like me.

@Badman888,

This was a truly tragicevent. I'm not sure what would have happened if this had occured in Canada.
But I have a feeling that if it had been in the States and she'd had no health insuranceshe would not have
been treated either.

Domi,
I no vex. It was meant to be a light hearted comment.
Sorry it didn't come across as such.

@dominobaby,

Since you never shagged your houseboy or housemaid for that matter, wetin you come find enter dis topic?

@Kimba,

Can you honestly say you have never ever had unholy thoughts about yor maids, even as a youngster?

Yeah Big Shishi,

I read your posts, in fact you gave me the inspiration to start up this thread.
What an inspirationally rotten guy you are.

But tell me, you no fear say ya mama go catch you?

When I was a youngster growing up in Nigeria we used to have housegirls. I suppose like many families in Nigeria. At the time I was in my early to mid-teens and as you can probably imagine since I was a virgin my hormones were raging and all over the place.Over the years we had several housegirls and many of them were either very pretty or if not pretty dem sure get bodi. I must confess I was tempted greatly to "do" many of them. The only thing that stopped me was self-control(it was bloody hard in every way ) and the shame if I got caught.

Many years later as an adult I spoke to my mum and told her the feelings I had at the time for a lot of these girls. She just laughed and said she had no idea I felt like that.

So how many of you out there have either lost your virginity to the house help or had an affair with her or him. That includes you ladies, I know you will all deny but tell us the truth and let the devil be ashamed. . Your annonimity is guaranteed.

@ Eveseh, how boooooooooooooooring.

You mean to tell us and expect us to believe that you live in liberal Holland and have allowed all the sexual freedom to pass you by, not to talk of the Igbo that is freely and legally available over there.

babymine:
Nairalanders! Abeg the[b] yabbings[/b] are too much! The guy has ran away and I'm sure he aint coming back to this thread anymore because y'all have yabbed him big time!
_{But this thread really makes me laugh!}

Based on what Babymine has posted ,
It would appear that the disease this guy has is contagious.

I have three hobbies which I will list in order of preference:


1. Sex

2. Sex

3. More sex

Sorry if I sound nosey PEU, but how come you are in NZ anyway?

Did you win a scholarship there or something, are you there with the rest of your family and are there a lot of Nigerians there?

Which city in NZ do you live? Is it true that there are more sheep than humans in NZ?(LOL)

Anyway those are all my questions for now.

Emeray:
Please i need u courage i am in my final year i was drive out in my school bco i ask my friend a question in d exam hall.

Wid dat ya grammar me I de wonder how you manage reach final year self?