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Forum GamesRe: In Bed Last Night by VOR(m): 1:24am On Jul 07, 2006
Kadee,

Hope you know IBB na two timer?
Ask him about Bluenubian. grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: In Bed Last Night by VOR(m): 12:57am On Jul 07, 2006
Babangida,

You de fear?
No worry now na open competition and may the best man win. wink
Forum GamesRe: In Bed Last Night by VOR(m): 12:49am On Jul 07, 2006
Kadee,

Na efery day you de change ya picture for ya profile?

You dis gurl , you sabi pose sha. grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by VOR(m): 1:01am On Jul 06, 2006
Fraid you are both wrong.

Yugoslavia used to be a country but it no longer exists.
Here is not really the appropriate place to go into the whys and hows.

Bosnia


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Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by VOR(m): 12:43am On Jul 06, 2006
Last time I checked there was no such country as Yugoslavia. tongue tongue tongue


Bleep(stateless)


Q
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:35am On Jul 06, 2006
stroke-my dick




lick
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 9:13pm On Jul 05, 2006
Mizkay

You are, with all respect, talking twaddle.

1. I did not make any j'ment on Coco's marriage. If you read my post you will realise or should realise it was a question. In addition the smiley icons I placed immediately after the question should indicate to you that it was meant to be nothing but light hearted ribbing.

2.None of my business? Coco was happy enough to answer the question , so wetin concern you?

3.This topic, has in the main been about farting, my question was in relation to the effect the lack of farting had on Coco's relationship. So how do you come to the opinion it is irrelevant?

4.If anything you introducing  vomiting into the thread is completely irrelevant. No one in their right mind would advocate vomiting in front of a partner for the fun of it. Likewise, whoever suggested that a woman wave a tampon in her partner's face. I think you are being plain ridiculous. No one here ever spoke about vomiting or tampon waving.Even where farting is concerned I don't think anyone who does fart in front of a partner actively seeks them out in order to fart in front of them. All I am saying is there is nothing wrong in doing it if the situation just happens. E.G I am watching the France v Portugal football match at the moment with my Mrs if I feel a fart coming on I am going to do it and not bother to excuse myself to the bathroom or corridor. Same for her. Or imagine a situation in the dead of night, youand your partner are in bed, you wake up and get that feeling of wanting to let rip. You honestly mean to tell me you are going to get out of bed out of the room and fart in the toilet/bathroom yeah right. cheesy cheesy cheesy  

5. Farting in front of your partner in your book equates to a lack of respect? Lady my advice to you is to get off your high horse and take a chill pill.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 5:02pm On Jul 05, 2006
Coco

Could it be your inability to loosen up, feel free and let rip in
front of your man is what led to your marriage breakup? cheesy cheesy
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:36am On Jul 05, 2006
freaky-bitch


party?
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2006
Mukina2

Who is Mukina1?

U R a nice looking girl
but don't they feed you in the jungle? grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2006
Kadeeeeeeeeeeeeejah. shocked shocked shocked shocked

Finger Bleep ke?
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 11:48pm On Jul 04, 2006
hottest-yansh




big
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 11:39pm On Jul 04, 2006
tight -pussy

nasty
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 4:02pm On Jul 04, 2006
Coco29:
what is the problem here do not tell me that u do not see any thing wrong with farting out loud around other people angry

skidoc i am not joking i hate it.


and yes some couple have that problem maybe the husband maybe the wife- and i do not give advice that is not my job smiley
We weren't talking about farting out loud, or even silently for that matter, around just anybody.
This thread relates to farting in the presence of your nearest and dearest. i.e your partner.
RomanceRe: He Left Me To Search For A Job. Now He Refuses To Return by VOR(m): 3:14pm On Jul 04, 2006
Hibans,

You are just 21 and have got your whole life ahead of you.
Put this timewaster completely out of your mind and move on.
I am sure there is someone out there who is more deserving
of you than him.

Believe me when I say you will meet this person and when you do
you will wonder why the f***k you wasted so much time on someone
who could offer you nothing.

One more thing, if this timewaster tries to wangle his way back into your affections
at some point in the future, show him the door, kick his butt out . He is not to be trusted.
(based on what you revealed here) . You hear me, DO NOT TRUST HIM.

Good luck.!!!!!!
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 2:35pm On Jul 04, 2006
Skidoc

You be correct guy. No mind Coco.

If fart de cause problem in a marriage you can bet your bottom dollar
that there is a more deep rooted problem somewhere and not the fart per se.
Remind me not to go to Coco for counselling. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 1:02pm On Jul 04, 2006
Coco

Why don't you shock him one day.

Take off your veil of feminimity and let
rip with the loudest smelliest fart you can summon up.
Then just look at him as if to say : and so what

I guarantee he will love you for it.(lol) grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 12:52pm On Jul 04, 2006
Coco

Why do two people in a relationship have to be discrete about farting in front of each other.
I have never heard of anyone dieing from fart.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 11:57am On Jul 04, 2006
@Bocam

No2 = Shite and No 1 is of course pee.

@ Dalene,

You be better person. I agree with you 99.9 %.
But believe, some persin fart fit kill o cheesy cheesy cheesy

Also I would say it is not everybody that you go out with in whose
presence you feel comfortable enough to fart openly. It takes time,
I'm sure you didn't fart in your now husband's presence on your first
or even second or third date. But once you have crossed the line that's it
you will both fart away to your heart's content. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 10:21am On Jul 04, 2006
Funloving,

You are with your partner in your living room, just the two of you. Do you really expect her
to get up and go somewhere else if she has to fart.

I'm not talking about someone you met the day before, that I can understand.
But someone you are in a relationship with. What is so wrong with her letting rip
with you there. To me it just shows you are very comfortable in each others presence.
Certainly doesn't mean she is not lady like.
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:59am On Jul 04, 2006
Freaky-bitch


Lovin
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:57am On Jul 04, 2006
tightt-arse


tighter
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:56am On Jul 04, 2006
gettin-loads


doggy
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:53am On Jul 04, 2006
C*M- SLOWLY


Shoot
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:51am On Jul 04, 2006
About to -c*m



Baby
Forum GamesRe: The Half-a-word Game by VOR(m): 12:46am On Jul 04, 2006
Deep-shag


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