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Politics › Re: MURIC: Buhari’s Government Is The Best Since Independence by Vulcanheph(m): 1:40pm On Oct 01, 2019
Mannabbq and buhariguy must have masturbated like 5 times each to this thread.
Celebrities › Re: Pamela Odame Says During S€x She Can Last 10 Rounds 2 Hours (video) by Vulcanheph(m): 9:23am On Oct 01, 2019
Let her be careful if not when Naija guys go carry her matter For head ......na She go run.
Romance › Re: Muslim And Christian Lesbian Partners Wed, Spark Outrage On Twitter (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 9:17am On Oct 01, 2019
Damn!.......see fine Curvy things Wey men suppose collect......well i rest my case.
Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Independence Day Speech To Nigerians "FULL TRANSCRIPT" by Vulcanheph(m): 9:04am On Oct 01, 2019
Someone should tell all NL Zombies and mannabbq their leader to come and defend their master and give us one good reason why we should Acknowledge today.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where On Earth Is The Biblical Garden Of Eden Located? by Vulcanheph(m): 7:00pm On Sep 30, 2019
If the garden existed ....Then my best Theory will be AGARTHEA
Politics › Re: Nigeria's 59 Independence: Goodluck Jonathan’s Message To Nigerians by Vulcanheph(m): 6:50pm On Sep 30, 2019
His administration might not have been perfect but it's far better than than What we are Enduring today................MANNA-rottenmeat-GRILLS am i Lying?
Sports › Re: Novak Djokovic Takes On 2 Fat Sumo Heavyweight Fighters (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:12pm On Sep 30, 2019
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Phones › Re: If Your Phone Is Doing Any Of These Things, It's Time To Change It by Vulcanheph(m): 6:03pm On Sep 30, 2019
Anyone that has an old Android should please give me.....even if it has any of the problems listed .....i'll manage.
Romance › Re: She's Older, How Do I Tell Her My Feelings? by Vulcanheph(m): 5:56pm On Sep 30, 2019
Bawofss:
dis guy wan chop old pussy.....
old pussy dey sweet wen u use ur number 6.
goodluck bro
I agree with You......Milfs Sweetness is one of a kind, that's why i will not discourage the op, but You have to always use your head
Politics › Re: Sowore: Court's Order For Activist's Release No Longer Has Life - DSS by Vulcanheph(m): 5:09pm On Sep 30, 2019
I gave up on this country a long time ago.....
Politics › Re: Donald Trump’s Congratulatory Message To Buhari On Nigeria’s 59th Independence by Vulcanheph(m): 4:51pm On Sep 30, 2019
I would Admit, i never used to like him before.......but after all that i've seen and heard about him, i've come to the Conclusion that Trump isn't that bad......He's not the kind of leader a country wants but the one a country needs.
Education › Re: Nigeria And Her Useless Educational System: Please Try To Read This. by Vulcanheph(m): 2:50pm On Sep 30, 2019
You have said it all.....i've got nothing to say.
Health › Re: 15 Days Teeth Whitening Treatment by Vulcanheph(m): 11:44am On Sep 30, 2019
If You are trying to Scam.....don't make it too Obvious
Family › Re: I Caught Her Packing Her Trouser Like A Guy. by Vulcanheph(m): 11:38am On Sep 30, 2019
Stop Decieving yourself.......from all Indications that girl is 100% Lesbian (a Butch Lesbian) .......She is just using You as her cover boyfriend so that people won't accuse her of it.........She definitely has a girlfriend somewhere, don't let love Blind You.......be wise.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Election: APC Branded Salts Go Viral As Part Of Campaign Gifts by Vulcanheph(m): 11:32am On Sep 30, 2019
Nigerian politicians are a Bunch of Jokers........
TV/Movies › Re: This Is How Much Nigerians Have Spent Voting On BBNaija by Vulcanheph(m): 11:23am On Sep 30, 2019
Onyi22:
That should not discourage or stop us from voting for our Mercy ooooo....
Mercy for the money....
Were You not campaigning For Tacha a while ago?
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Vs Tacha: AY And Williams Uchemba Recreate BBNaija Fight by Vulcanheph(m): 11:01am On Sep 30, 2019
Nnaabros:
sad

All my favorite creative talent shows on TV that I used to love watching have all disappeared. Only this trash of a show is still airing.

Don't want to sound too self righteous, but this tells a lot about the sort of things we value in this country. Mediocrity.
Gulder ultimate search, who wants to be a millionaire etc
Politics › Re: Opinion Poll: Should The FG Celebrate Nigeria's 59th Independence Anniversary? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:53am On Sep 30, 2019
No, We have nothing to Celebrate about.
Literature › Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by Vulcanheph(m): 10:59pm On Sep 29, 2019
Dear Larrysun
i lack words in which to describe your Talent, but in simpler terms i'd say "YOU ARE THE BOMB"..........please don't stop here and Okadabooks, the world needs to feel your magic, You can easily give chiamanda adiche a run for her money........after watching numerous boring Nigerian movies i used to think we didn't have Creative writers but thanks to Nairaland i now know better.........i once accused you of Extortotion (If You remember) when You told us to be buying updates but now after "chronicles of cain", "paradox of abel" "Black maria" 1 and 2, i can Proudly say You stories are worth every Dime spent on it.
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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Vulcanheph(m): 10:33pm On Sep 29, 2019
Awesome update .......abeg do update, the Suspense too much .
Politics › Re: Who Is The Worst Governor In Nigeria? by Vulcanheph(m): 6:28pm On Sep 29, 2019
So currently based on all the comments i've read .....the top 5 useless governors are as follows.
1. ikpeazu -abia
2. Bello- kogi
3. Ayade -cross river
4. sani bello-niger
5. sanwo olu- lagos
........remember the table changes
Christianity Etc › Re: The Allegory In The Garden Of Eden Account Of The Fall Of Man By Reno Omokri by Vulcanheph(m): 6:05pm On Sep 29, 2019
donjazet:
The Bible was written at a time written language was still developing and has been altered severally over centuries.

The first written bible as we know it was delibrated and voted upon at the council of Nicea under Emperor Constantine who United the Roman Empire under one religion called Christianity.
Not under "divine inspiration" as widely believed.

With the continuous advancement of science and knowledge, religion would take a back seat. People would become less superstitious and fearful of the unknown and rather curious and eager to learn about the unknown.
True talk .......I totally agree with You.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Son In Matching Outfit For Sunday Service (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 1:47pm On Sep 29, 2019
Pettyprincess:
They really look cute together kiss kiss
Ohh my ovaries!
Oh my Sperm.....locate her ovaries gringringrin
Celebrities › Re: Don't Listen To Those Who Say Your Success Will Intimidate Men From Marrying You by Vulcanheph(m): 1:30pm On Sep 29, 2019
Tell them oh......with the state of things in the country this days No man wants a Liability as a wife....... Don't sit down and wait For rich suitors to come and Marry you. Make sure You work and Hustle For your self oh.
Phones › Re: (Mathematical Proof) - How People Justify Buying Phone Of N600,000 by Vulcanheph(m): 1:23pm On Sep 29, 2019
Has anyone ever heard that dangote bought the latest iphone?..........No matter how rich i become, I won't live an extravagant lifestyle.........make No Mistake i'll definitely live Luxuriously but not extravagant.
Politics › Re: Six Times Buhari Has Disobeyed Court Orders by Vulcanheph(m): 1:16pm On Sep 29, 2019

I know You always Troll Nairaland looking For Ways to defend your master due to your joblessness...........so please come and tell us What You know .............but then i know You always avoid threads like this.........
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari’s Long Absence Not Due To Infighting In Aso Villa – Presidency by Vulcanheph(m): 12:58pm On Sep 29, 2019
Maybe Jubril wanted a Taste of her kpekus and She didn't want to Submit.......so She had to leave so as to avoid pressure.
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Ladies Bodies Fall Apart After Child Bearing? by Vulcanheph(m): 7:57am On Sep 29, 2019
Electdbahdguy:
huh

Oh my Nneka!


It all started in 2015. My wife just delivered our first son. She needed help, so Nneka came to live with us.

She was well endowed, with perky titties and round otule. When I saw her I put up this wicked smile cos at last my spec has finally come to roost in our home.

My wife on the other hand, has grown too fat and chubby with wide chochocho cos of child birth..



To cut this wonderful story short....


The next 4 years was my best in life... Cos Nneka practically became my Jada Fire and Mia Khalifa.


My wife found out and killed her.

She was buried in a shallow grave at the back of my house.

Oh my Nneka!!

cry
Nairaland is filled with hilarious people oh!
gringrin
Jokes Etc › Re: Huge 5ft Python Killed By My Neighbour (pics) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:01am On Sep 29, 2019
Someone should inform me when this makes it to frontpage .........because i know Lala will never disappoint as long as it's a Snake thread,
Nairaland General › Re: Elephant Knocked Down By A Moving Train (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:55am On Sep 29, 2019
Pepper soup tinz on point gringringringrin

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