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Travel › Re: Accident On Calabar Itu Highway (Graphic Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:01am On May 25, 2021
That road has always been bad and no government both PDP & APC have ever done anything about it .
Health › Re: The Dirty Water Supplied By The Plateau State Waterboard by Vulcanheph(m): 10:59am On May 25, 2021
Cross River waterboard doesn't even function again.... Their staffs have actually gone into other businesses to survive.
The lady should be grateful that at least she has water for washing and cleaning.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lithuania Asks All Citizens To Leave Belarus As Global Outrage Continues by Vulcanheph(m): 4:06pm On May 24, 2021
At least the Lithuanian foreign affairs commission is working unlike ours where Abike dabiri only knows how to vomit thrash from her mouth....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Samoa: Fiame Naomi Mata'afa Locked Out Of Parliament By Losing Opponent by Vulcanheph(m): 4:00pm On May 24, 2021
BSdetector:
Dwayne Johnson's homeland....
First of all this is the Samoan nation not American Samoa (Dwane Johnson's homeland) there's a slight difference between them in their administration.
Secondly Dwane Johnson is actually part Samoan from his mother's side, his dad is actually an African American (black man) from Canada.
Sports › Re: Napoli Sack Head Coach, Gennaro Gattuso by Vulcanheph(m): 8:01am On May 24, 2021
Futurecrypto1:
I knew that either Napoli or AC Milan would not play in the Cl. How do you expect mighty juve to play in the El. A lot of background negotiation must take place. I just pray our boy osimhen is safe bcus this new coach fit use bench injure I'm career
If you want to earn money online check my signature. All you have to do is roll every hour. My friend got 8k after two weeks. Please you have to be consistent and serious
I agree with everything you say especially the bolded..... But sacking gattuso just because they didn't qualify for the UCL was a bad idea, the man has done well for the club.
Politics › Re: War In Awka by Vulcanheph(m): 5:20am On May 24, 2021
Na wah oh.... Why Can't nigerian military put this much efforts in battling BH and bandits in the north?

As for you Simplyleo, why you come dey carry Igbo and IPOB matter for head?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Toni Mitchell The Girl Who Is Causing Confusion With Her Beauty by Vulcanheph(m): 5:16am On May 24, 2021
latestak47:
not natural body undecided
My thoughts too..... It's very obvious that she's gone under the knife.
Romance › Re: This Is The Biggest Rubbish You Will Ever Hear From A Woman(photos)- Redpill by Vulcanheph(m): 5:14am On May 24, 2021
That's the difference between men and women.... A man that cheated will admit to his mistake and accept the fact that he cheated.
But a woman will cheat and will still look for a means to shift the blame from herself.
Which one is "accidentally cheated" again. huhhuhhuh
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Sighted At Reddington Hospital - The Boss Newspaper by Vulcanheph(m): 5:09am On May 24, 2021
Maybe he's going for medical checkup.
Politics › Re: AbdulKadir Rahis Sacks His Aide For Describing Abubakar Shekau As A "True Hero" by Vulcanheph(m): 7:48pm On May 23, 2021
It's very obvious he's a sympathizer ..... In a very sane country that man would be under serious investigation and monitoring for the next few weeks after his sack from his house, phones, bank activities, movements etc but no be for naija.
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Romance › Re: What Are Your Sexual Fantasies? by Vulcanheph(m): 9:06am On May 23, 2021
Greatblackpimp:
Is your number 4 based on a role play or a real life rvpe situation.

I wouldn't blame anyone wanting to bang musim chics. They built different
Concerning the number 4
As much as I'd like it to be real life situation but honestly i'm just scared of whatever implications that might come with it, so I'll prefer role play...... As for the Muslim chicks, I must achieve that goal gringringrin
Politics › Re: Pastor Adeboye Visits Yahaya Bello, Describes Him As 'A Man Of Faith' (Pictures) by Vulcanheph(m): 8:55am On May 23, 2021
Yahaya Bello wants to play the same religion card that APC used in 2015 , what he hasn't realized is that Nigerians are wiser now.....
As for E.A. Adeboye , I'm disappointed in him, because it's obvious he has now become a political agent used by our leaders to get support of the religiously brainwashed.
Romance › Re: What Are Your Sexual Fantasies? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:46am On May 23, 2021
1. Having a 3sum with two pretty identical twin sisters.

2. Banging a pretty Albino.

3. Banging a BBW milf (I have actually done this, but it still turns me on Everytime I think of it)

4. Getting captured by 2-3 pretty women who tie me up and take turns riding me.

5. Blackmailing an older pretty lady for sex.
(My sense of morality will never allow me do this , no matter how badly I wanna do it)

6. Banging a Muslim chick, while she fully clothed with all the veils and shawls, with her dress just raised up......
Romance › Re: Help, She's Trying To Tigh Me Down. by Vulcanheph(m): 8:29am On May 23, 2021
debbydams:
lol she's trying to tie u down,don't mind her she is not pregnant nd if she is my dear u are not responsible for it,

We ladies are very cunning, she knw ur weak points,don't mind her just play along nd if u are right with what u said,no matter what avoid her at all cost pls I once in a toxic relationship,,this guy is terrible, he get angry over everything nd start calling me names I cry almost every time,this is a guy I have Neva cheated on or disrespect o neither have ask him for 5 naira before..if I don't call he will talk if I do he will complain,,there was a day he asked me to be coming to his place everyweekend I jokly told him I don't want to get pregnant cos I can't risk the stress,,since that day he was avoiding me,,he avoided me for 2 months nd we stay in the same town,,we actuall broke up, I told my friend, she said thank God u are out of this toxic relationship..


After a month of the break up I went to his mom store nd dropped rose nd a frame..that was the last time I used my line ...so shes trying to play you I'm a lady too grin
Dear OP
You have heard it from the horse's mouth, that's another woman being honest about how manipulative women are?
Look at the part I bolded and you'll understand that your ex is just trying to emotionally guilt trip you .
I hope you have the sense to ditch such a girl.
Romance › Re: Help, She's Trying To Tigh Me Down. by Vulcanheph(m): 8:19am On May 23, 2021
Goldbw122:
This girl want to ruin your life, she is not pregnant, tell her to send the pregnancy test for u, I know the girl can actually fake pregnancy test, so just watch her reaction, this kind of relationship, is the one that you should run away from as fast as possible from. This girl want to trap u.
My thoughts too.... The op is in a toxic relationship and the faster he gets out the Better for him.
I just find it funny that she suddenly became pregnant immediately after he broke up with her and used the tale that she has done abortions for him without telling him...
Op should just move on with his life and forget about the girl, since she can do abortions for him without telling him let her still get rid of this present one too.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Bans Mullet Hairstyles And Skinny Jeans In North Korea by Vulcanheph(m): 8:22pm On May 22, 2021
Why won't he ban these two things...
Because he wants everybody to be wearing Bongo trousers like him .
Celebrities › Re: 21 Photos That Prove That Americans Are Out Of Touch With Reality (Pics) by Vulcanheph(m): 9:00am On May 22, 2021
Na wah oh.
Literature › Re: Securing The Bag (The Lagos Hustle) by Vulcanheph(m): 1:28am On May 22, 2021
Dear souloho19

You know that I've always been your biggest fan and I'll never stop being one.
I must say that this is one of the best stories I've read on nairaland, I used to think that after "delayed diagnosis" , they'll be no other story as exciting as it but I guess I was wrong.

You leave me speechless with your talent and creativity.
There's nothing I'd like more than to see this story on the big screen , because I know someone like kunle afolayan will do justice to this story.


Keep up the good work.
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Food › Re: The N16k Prawn, Plantain Served In A Lagos Hotel (Photo, Video) by Vulcanheph(m): 5:13pm On May 21, 2021
CharisEleos:
Wistful spenders.

That 16k can still buy
Quarter bag of rice
And 10 liters of oil and some condiments that will last a family for one month.

That is what somebody used to buy this thing that looks like the ebor they keep at Adeniji junction.

Una dey try.
People for this nairaland no get joy at all. gringringrin
Romance › Re: I Didn't Toast My Current Girlfriend, Does This Call For Concern ? by Vulcanheph(m): 5:10pm On May 21, 2021
SmartPolician:
If I had not had a personal experience, I wouldn't have known that that was possible.

In my case, she wanted us to be doing it without being in a serious relationship because, according to her, we didn't have a connection.

Those words got me thinking for weeks until she stopped talking to me when I insisted on a serious relationship.

She would later tell me that she used me to assess her ability to get any man to fall in love with her by understanding the kinda girlfriend that guy wants and being that girl. Some girls are directly from Eve, Adam's wife. undecided
My best guess in your case is that she was using you as a means to get over an ex boyfriend who broke her heart..... You were just there to service her until she moves on with her life.

She just wanted to do to "another guy" what her ex did to her.
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Disguised As A Parent, Caught Trying To Pick Kids From An Abuja School by Vulcanheph(m): 11:41am On May 21, 2021
I hope they beat the shit out of him.

Our useless government only knows how to pass a bill to punish ransom payers to kidnappers but no punishment for the kidnappers themselves.
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To "Make Love" To A Guy by Vulcanheph(m): 11:39am On May 21, 2021
Naija girls have left the building gringringringringrin
Crime › Re: Kidnap Attempt Foiled: Man Caught Pretending To Be A Parent In A School In Abuja by Vulcanheph(m): 11:37am On May 21, 2021
He should get the beatings of his life and be set free since our government only passes a bill to punish those who pay ransom to kidnappers and no punishment for the kidnappers themselves.
Romance › Re: I Didn't Toast My Current Girlfriend, Does This Call For Concern ? by Vulcanheph(m): 11:34am On May 21, 2021
Romanoff:
Toast her o. Make your intentions known and let it be official.

If not, she has a right to see other guys if it's not defined.

Last last na " I didn't know we were in a relationship" go end am.
True talk , oil dey your head.

As for the op,
If you were dealing with a girl from another country I would have said don't bother about it and continue your romance but naija girls have been known to be unpredictable and most of them just enjoy toying with a guy's emotions, so it's better to clarify and let her tell you where you stand, so that you can know if you need to continue or move on.
Celebrities › Re: Sexiest Man In The World Discovered (see Picture) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:27am On May 21, 2021
Photo shop
Celebrities › Re: Woman Farts So Bad In Fitness Class, Gym Had To Be Evacuated (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:26am On May 21, 2021
hybrid11:
Fine woman with small boobi

Do you want fart?? Its easy
Just suppress your toilet(sh*t) for two days , mehn if u mess on the third day ,if buhari will taste the smell ahswear
I swear the woman get everything but her boobi too small abeg,
I prefer busty women.
Phones › Re: If You're Given N500k For A Phone, What Phone Will You Get? by Vulcanheph(m): 11:23am On May 21, 2021
I'll use 45-60k and buy myself a nice Samsung.

Then keep the rest of the money for something useful.
Politics › Re: FG Should Support Boko Haram To Defeat ISWAP – Adamu Garba by Vulcanheph(m): 11:19am On May 21, 2021
WTF did I just read ? huhhuhhuh
Education › Re: The Death Trap Called Soak Away In Nigerian Schools by Vulcanheph(m): 8:07pm On May 20, 2021
Blessade:
Shut your fucking mouth.

If you talk any further nonsense I will upload your real picture here so that everybody can see you
Please upload oh.... I want become celebrity.

IDIOT.

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