₦airaland Forum

The needful should be done so that people can have free beef and nama to eat.

For those of us that have worked in a hotel,
We will all agree that a lot of things happen there and as a hotel worker a lot of things don't surprise me anymore.
So if you have worked in a hotel before what is the most strangest event that you've ever experienced there?
I'll start.... I worked in a Hotel for 5 years and here's my strangest/ weirdest experiences.

1. I've seen a married man who on his wedding night left his newly wedded wife in their suite upstairs and went downstairs to to bang another of his girlfriend who he lodged in another room downstairs in the same hotel. (That incident still shocks me to this day)

2. I once came across a pastor who bangs peoples' wives in his hotel room in the name of "counselling"

3. A gay man was made advances at me, I would have beaten the crap out of him if not for the fact that we were within the hotel premises.

Thats mine, Share yours.

Op, u don't know how rich you are?
Let me calculate everything on your tray .
Garri= 100
Pure water = 20
Groundut= 50
So approx. Everything you are eating is 200 naira.
People plenty wet do look for that kind dinner.


N.B.
Next time buy Kuli Kuli instead of groundnut, e go plenty pass.

Earthstorms:
Yes he was correct.

Now we miss the time when we had freedom of speech and freedom after speech.

When a bag of rice was less than 8000 naira for foreign rice for that matter.

When kidnapping was not a nationwide problem.

When the president actually addresses the citizens by himself.

When we knew who was at the helm of affairs, without statements like "presidency said" and "who is the presidency"

When 1st class graduates were rewarded with scholarships

When one tribe was not promoted above other tribes

You have said it all.... I'm not saying GEJ was a saint but life was not as horrible as it is now during his administration.

GNLD.... It's very obvious.

Bullshit.... That is how one foolish nairalander was threatening to show my picture and expose who I am by hacking my moniker.... I'm still waiting for him to expose me

I graduated from secondary school over 10 years ago but there's always this my friend that I have always kept contact with.... We are not as close as we were in school due to the fact that we are all struggling to make ends meet but we still talk from time to time.

R.I.P. internet explorer..... You will NOT be missed.

Tufuiakwa!!!!!......The guy resemblane "evil spirit". *Spits*

Bola146:
We are here watching ...

I concur.... We are watching

If the carry this man's lies enter market, before one hour people go don buy am finish.

Liar liar hotty pants on fire.

This kind of format cannot work bin naija.

achi4u:
Nigerians will copy this sharply

My brother, this kind format no go work for naija.... Inside here almost everybody na street.

Need married Regina Daniels and people hardly raised their concern, so it's not a problem if it happens the other way around..... What's good for the goose...

That VC go soon buy market.

Na wah oh.... Are this people really living in Nigeria. ?

bepositive11:
Would like to see her without makeup

My thoughts exactly.... I've fallen for this make up trap too many times.

There's a thread here on nairaland of a girl who claims that the guy on white t shirt is her uncle who was innocently arrested on his way from work and labelled amongs the UGM....
I won't be surprised if the Police is just arresting random people and tagging them unknown gunmen..... They've done worse.

SangoOlukosoOba:
Looking more like Bobrisky.

Hahahahahahhahahaha....

All this broke b!tches ain't got no shame no more....

The annoying thing with this people is that they'll be asking an unemployed person to bring money.... Forgetting that if that unemployed person had spare cash to burn he wouldn't be searching for their "ghost job".

I remember one of their so called "interviews" I attended..... One broke looking guy who was wearing a suit that I'd bet he borrowed was blabbing how we were going to be rich.
I looked up and saw a picture of a middle-age Caucasian man with only initials for his name (who they claimed was their CEO), I asked him what the man's full name was so I could do a research on him and the idiot stylishly dodged my question.
I just laughed silently Because I already knew the guys were scammers.

[quote author= post=102101658]Leicester won their very first FA Cup this season.

Villarreal won their very first Major Trophy this season.

Tuchel will win his very first Champions League Trophy this season.

So help us God![/quote]For once I agree with something you commented..... I'm glad you've stopped being a political zombie.

Congratulations

NOTICE TO ALL MANure UNITED FANS;

I sell SNIPER in bulk quantities.... Contact me if you need some for the pain.

EXLOVER:
I don't see reason why i should be kneeling down to ask a girl I'm dating and we've been intimate several times to marry me.

She's suppose to know we are going to marry soon, she should be the one pressurizing me indirectly, kneeling down is like I'm begging you to be my wife, hell No.

My style during a nice weekend together, after making a dish for you and giving you a great sex, i will tell you straight up, i want this to continue forever, will you be the mother of my kids and my dear wife?

If she say No, good, she can still be supplying me the good sex, why I'm looking for another woman to marry.


Not me kneeling down, and all this public display of marriage proposal na nonsense to me, maybe all this guys na theater arts guys.


In Conclusion...Everyone should do what makes them happy, what do i know? But that's my style i just stated up there.

You've said it all , my brother.

This is totally rubbish.
Must we Africans copy everything from the western world....
Personally I don't see anything romantic with going on one knee to propose and doing it publicly.
Marriage is between you and your spouse so it has nothing to do anyone else.
I would rather propose to a woman inside the bedroom after enough rigourous sex than do this sh!t and I'm definitely not doing it on one knee.

Splendid235:
Mod kindly move this to FP.

This is hypocrisy of the government of northern Nigeria.

They control their land as they will.collect VAT from the sales of the same alcoholic drinks but insist the Southerners must not control their own land.Insisting on open grazing even after laws are made against it.

Haba!!!

You've just spoken my mind.... This is the reason why it will never be well with Fredrick Lugard and his descendants for creating this bloody contraption called NIGERIA.

They shutdown betting shops, they destroy alcoholic beverages but yet the VAT gotten from both Nigerian gaming commission and Nigerian brewieries is shared amongst all states in Nigeria ......
This country really needs to break up because everything happening here is a serious case of " Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop".

As much as I can't prove this man's innocence , I keep on having a feeling that the NPF has started a new trend of killing people and tagging them as UGM....... All they just need to do is put a gun beside the dead body.

It's very obvious that TOnTO DICKeh is very pained to see that Churchill has moved on with his life and is doing everything to make him feel pained.

Why am I not surprised.... The money like others will still be Relooted.

anonimi:
Are you alright?
Or do you need a quick or prolonged check at Yaba left

Grateful because the water is supplied free or will be invoiced & paid for, in addition to the budget allocated to the Water Board?
Why do you have such terribly low expectation of public service, but will cry and wail that leadership is the problem of our communities and country?

Take it easy... I'm just being sarcastic.