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Idriswhite: You guys have turned this thread into a comic relief where one can just sit and watch unfolding drama of Jessica,obago,metaphysicist,Voucher and other characters.As a good drama analysist.I have to analyse this play for the newcomers.Voucher is the birthday lady who caught the attention of many.Her BB helps her to link up with many of her clients that use BB.

LOL clients.

SO UNIBEN HOT STRESS IS A FEMALE. LOL.

Ifeyz: dis is d lil price we hv to pay 4 a briter nd secured future...so dnt worry nd dis shud b d lst time we wud b payin such huge amounts * mayb im wrung*

you're both right and wrong.... huge amounts will always arise as a result of the greed of the officials but after your first year it won't be as huge as this again

^^^ PLAY IT MAN PLAY IT WELL

obago: All i can do is to snub you. D more i reply u,d more u type rubbish with your itching finger(s).@WACKY.

Lol. Funny dude...

Feraz: wackyj1, nani You a uniben student?

Yeah. You've probably seen Me sef

voucher: Tnx,i'm done with myn.

alrght. all that's left is the physical clearance, i wish you good luck

snave007: GOOD TO GO, storming benin on Sunday!!!leaving Asaba 4 benin by 2pm

WHERE do you stay in asaba?

Metaphycist: Took my deep frizzer dat got spoilt som months ago 2 d repairer. On getin der,d man sed.
Der z no gas,d engine z bad n we'l change d aluminium cover.
I askd how much n he sed 28,000
I dint talk much,I jst sed I'm coming...Den I left knwing in my mind dat I've dashed him d fridge.
Cuz he seem lik a Uniben agent makin such amount.
I will survive in school witout cold water,drinks or storing food in d freezer!

YOU CAN EVEN USE THAT MONEY TO BUY A NEW ONE

obago: According to the oxford dictionary 6th edition, WACKY means funny or amusing in a slightly crazy way. I reserve my comment.

yes but i like to use the word eccentric instead of crazy
eccentric meaning deviating form an established or usual pattern or style
or a person of a specified kind

voucher: U wanna help me wit it?

if you can zip up the documents you need and send it to me i can help you from here. i'm doing my sister's own tomorrow

obago: . Law is a noble profession. Most parents want their children to study law. Even if a lawyer is so poor,d name 'barrister' alone is precious than Gold. If law students are egoistic,what is ur biznez with dat? We are proud of our profession. Plz be proud of ur course even if it is fishery. Don't let inferiority complex destroy u in school. Laconically,i am not from a rich family but we are rich in jesus name. NB: I don't have pride in me. Don't judge me yet.

lol Yes law is a noble profession. And as for the name barrister being more precious than gold that is a stupid rationalisation, there is no Barr dangote or Barr Bill gates. just answering the title Barrister will not get you any gold besides there are other titles that are even worth more than the title barr so what are you saying, abeg metaphysicist help me give am some examples..

You say law students are proud of their profession? which profession? have they started anything yet? it is usually the ones that have nothing to offer that are making noise, and please i cannot have inferiority complex, law is not the most prestigious course in the university, You have Medicine, optometry, engineering even, even mentioning that you're doing the course physics brings you respect yet it is the law students ( not lawyers mind you) that are making noise just because they are wearing black and white.

Finally, i am not against law students, there are those that actually know what they are doing and those ones do have time to start forming rubbish. i understood what you meant with that post about you being rich but my focal point was that you should remove that phrase too much money, even if you have that kind of money why blow your own trumpet. As for judging you, i have not judged you negatively, i see you as a sharp guy who is suffering from sharp mouth but with a good heart overall, just need to learn to control what you say and how you say it.

ehie: sanusi n buhari,good aging

keep having your small fun here, you have on point, if someone were to take the time out and go and bring pictures of old men then you'll see that igbos still have the same thing. those young men that you have shown have nothing that i have not seen before even myself and they are all that as you are trying to make it seem. why didin't you post yar aduas picture na

voucher: Nope,i deleted U cos u annoyd me.won't add u again!

na wa oh. lol. hope you've finished your online clearance?

Jessicavizzy: lol....lwkm4hiaooooo....does it mean seeing some1 makes u fall in lovedas kinda funi!

Lol.... Laugh belle full jor..

Jessicavizzy: ...hey!learn to talk lyk a mature human...n dnt tik maturity has 2do wit d numbers of BIRTHDAYS U HAVE CELEBRATED..NO' IT HAS 2DO WIT WAT COMES OUT OF UR MOUTH..A PERSON IS GROWN UP WHEN HE TALKS WIT SENSE....lol Am not a PARROT!

You quoted the wrong post here..

obago: Too much money. Money is never my problem. God has always been providing for me. I am free like a bird.

Law students. . . Everyone knows na dem dey form pass... Except you're driving your jeep around school during your stay in the uni better remove that your too much money comment

obago: she is a PARROT then.

Guy you make too much noise.... Better learn to do everything in moderation and for good reason... I pray you have the liver to talk like this in front of some guys, you No go know your 100level self again..
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Metaphycist: I tink I ws faced wit d smile 4 almost a whole day!
It's perfect.
N 4 dose who dnt knw her,
She talks very fast o!
N she's very sharp.
She says almost evrytin she tinks.
She doesnt form dust lik som girls
She's a perfect "Sanguine "

Wow. Very nice.
It'll be good to have her around because from what you'll said you'll not be depressed or bored....
The only reason that i may not want to see her is that i don't want to fall in love ..

Lol

igbo boy: share with ndi ofe manu? tufiakwa

hahaha

benkings: xo u wan rili buy al dis tin? Me! Ah go jst buy only gas n pot,Anyday wen my moni finish b4 ah go kuk

Your money go finish sharp sharp oh

Nigerian Music industry has now becoming a dumping ground, people releasing rubbish everywhere and the worst part is that Nigerians will still buy and listen to said rubbish and thereby enriching the musicians that release those tracks this will encourage people with little talent and even less brain to come out and sings in order to get rich quick. i pity our music industry

^^^ Thank God for those boobs to distract from that face ewwwwww

phew It's been a long time i have been here. i have been sitting here and reading up on all the pages on this thread that i have missed so that i can see where people made mistakes (to avid them) and see those who have done theirs successfully. it's not easy *wipes sweat* don't wanna make mistake with my sister's own online clearance.
it's been fun reading all the posts. seems metaphysicist has changed from when he first came on board, i'm happy for that, and obago is another volatile character but with good intentions (most times).
As for the ladies, nothing wrong at all.

As for the increments in school fees and other expenses it's to be expected with the way that the VC is acting now, don't really think that the SUG could have done more than they did already so guys be ready to pay a lot of money. the estimates that metaphysicist made here is just about right though could be lower but you can never tell, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT OSHODIN IS CAPABLE OF NOW so you should never try to estimate based on the past because this increment in school fess and acceptance fee has never happened in the past. it is better to overestimate than underestimate, you can shout at metaphysicist now because of the high estimate but if he proves to be right and you didn't bring up to that amount, you will not have anybody to blame or to lash your anger on, is it the person who gave you the price or your father you will lash out at?

please let those who have not done theirs be very careful with theirs don't make any mistakes, the physical clearance is coming where, you will experience the true stress and have a lot of chances to make mistakes, i do hope to meet you all there. so don't panic about anything now you have many more years in this school, save your panic for then.

Jessicavizzy: GUDMORNING EVERYONE#happy new month# THANK U LORD FOR D GIFT OF LIFE*smile/happy*

i will like to see this smile of yours that you are always displaying, in the flesh welcome to the new month

Ocutegan: Lol abeg I no get such liver o I no fit con die because of wetin I wan chop )

Dem abokis and their long cutlass dey fear you abi? hehe

james1: First love is a huge illusion;teens are all out to "do anything"that will further convince them about their new found secrets and indulgence.
They will sleep with any one that as much as catches their fancy.
Disvirgining a girl is never a guarantee she will stay with you,she or he will seek new grounds and if that new ground is better in bed,a smooth operator or great in the looks department cos money takes a back seat to almost all teenagers.its a time of absolute "madness"lol.
It consumed and is still consuming many teenagers;for instance,HIV among teens is the highest anywhere cos they hardly care.
The world of almost all teens can be akin to"mills n boon"

hmmm rather interesting view

james1: @wackyJ1.during one's teens and 19yrs inclusive,you don't expect sanity in a relationshinship from a person having s*x,do you?
If the person is chaste,its a different thing but getting intimate is one thing that only a desciplined few goes through unscatch.
@ sleekychic,ur kane go de special'o.

Yes you have a point but what about first love things doesn't even that have a hold?

Akshow: HahaHaha your Englishes took last in finest. See gbagaun. Omo Nna pack well well and stop deceivin yourself.

what concerns his english with the point he was trying to put across?

sleekch1c: Sallah Ram

young lady where are you from (this has nothing to do with the above post i just quoted)