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I can not remember the number of lift i entered as a university undergrad, was fun then anyway and thanks to the generous and nice guys

Yes you are right but that is if you have money plenty plenty money.

I concur to funkybaby as well but tell your friend he will not do office work o and his certificates are useless without working visa.

''I'd reckon that if your friend has no LIFE in Nigeria, then he might just be welcome to try, but since he is in a type of job that gives him the prestige required for the BHC to issue him a multiple entry visitors visa, and above all, a job that is so honorable as to give him a 13 months pay check upon reignation, then my candid advice to him would be to just visit and go home. Its so much more fun that way. It makes a whole lot of sense that way. It is the wisest thing to do.''

That is the word my man! You need to see some people who are better off at home suffering over here. If you've got a good job at home living illegally abroad is not worth it, its ridiculous

How do you doin? sorry. How do you done? oti o. How dos you did? Yepa!. How are you did? Iro o. How is you? Ha! Are you understanding? e wo oro oyinbo yi sumi o jare i just want to say E ku ile o pelu loofu. I am neu in di haosi o

Sorry i left Nigeria some years back, welcome here i can assure you nairalanders will come to your aid.

i am not asking what but want to know kini

Nothing is wrong with it but everything is right about it!

''the first time we broke up. i was the one who went begging him. how come i have to do the begging each time. can't he reason like a real man and do what a real man would do. moreover begging a man is unattractive. how do u beg a man who tells u that he will never tie the knot with you just because of an argument with a sister''.

He said he will not tie the knot with you, so wont you go and look for someone who will tie it with you?

If she no longer has feelings for him let her leave, and she should help him purchase some rat poison as a parting gift. Rubbish! how can a man die because of failed marriage upon all the singles ready to answer any man's name.

If i fell like having sex (se no underage dey here sha?) i will do oju smesme and jokingly touch some 'yepa' spots in his body jokingly he is too fast a guy he will get the message straigh or i can wait until we climb bed to sleep and place my head on his chest and place my hand on the 'kai' place (ile ise) if he no get jedijedi the oga ile ise go respond.

@ topic congratulations

Thanks to all who makes me laugh myself nuts!

The gateway state is it man!

E dey sweet with song? i never realise that o as we no get radio for our room, ok i go buy small one put for room try the one by Kween:

'WHEN I THINK OF YOU ALL I WANNA DO MO FE BA E SUN O BOY COME WITH ME'

Believe me she is a nympho, or how elso will u describle sleeping with 2 brothers? this is irritating! and just thank God you saw that on time, and what is wrong with your brother? what sort of brother is that and not the 1st time? He is not worth it haba sleeping with his brother's g/f, beware of him or he will still sleep with your wife. I am not saying dont forgive him but at least you should know how to distance him from your home lest he go rape ya wife in future o.

Don't. Look for ya age mate or younger.

Definitely guys

Ask them in Ireland. 70% of married women lives there with their husbands in 9ja of elsewhere, Wetin i don see there, yepa! i no fit talk

''hello ladies please i need a nice and good looking girl that is ripe for marriage because i just brokewith my girl''

You just BROKE your girl and you dey look for another one to 'broke'? Stay for your house front and call them one by one but dont call orobo you no go fit 'broke' am o

Some people sound like they are/will be virgin until their wedding night. I tire for this pretenders o.

@topic because we are human and being too close passes message to the flesh and if the two fleshes receives the message at the same time, hummmmmmm it takes maturity and lots of binding to hold it o, ask Adam and Eve, or why do big men of God fall into adultry?

Disgusting!

Are these advisers here really African? Why can't people advise straight even if it will hurt? my bros that boy is not your child either you like t or not, thank God he is only 4 years and you are aware now that he is that young. His brain now is still flexible if that boy does not see you for some time and sees somebody else and his mum tells him that's his dad he will agree and start calling that person his dad and with time he will forget you.

Please take heart and leave them alone, except he is starving you have no bussiness with them, and how long do you want to pretend to your family? let them know the truth now it will no more be news after 3 months of telling them. U dont need to allow a woman who could not sy who owns a child affect your future or how do you intend explaining 'your' child outside to your spouse? Leave them and move on time will heal the would.

@spora you try o, so we get babalawo for this nairaland, na wa o! No wonder you are 105 years!