BigDickProblems:
Firstly, Run to a registered pharmacy in your Area and tell them you need PEP drug. Tell him your condom burst and you are scared you may have contracted something.


Secondly, stop fancying women. There is nothing much down there. There is no award whatsoever. You will risk a lot of things, and one of them is this shit you are going through right now. Take the red pill and watch your interest in women die slowly.


Thirdly, if you claim your size is very big, what then will someone with over 8 inches claim?

I just tire for the guy. Your 7 inches peepee na u dey call very big di.ck. Wetin guys wey get 10 inches go come talk? 😂 😂 😂

Where is that guy Nini always talked about during the show?

Why are they still looking fresh?

I hope BEDC is among them o.

Funke Must Go!

They will hear from him very soon.

ChoCho54:
Who is a major politician in the north that's a Christian?
Did you know Namadi Samboribo before he became VP to Jonathan?

He was a Governor.

phemmyfour:
Dindinrin!

You probably didn't do preposition in school to know the difference among the following: "before", "during" and "after"
"Before entering the Church I switched it off"

How does that phrase up there help you with the conclusion that the phone would remained in that state till the end of the service.

You love to jump the gun, it exposes your inadequacies and low level of IQ

So you switch off your phone when you are about entering the Church and switch it on again immediately you step into the church?

Na who do you dis thing?

phemmyfour:
Olodo
The Bible app is being used during the message

Obviously you are the Olodo here but you don't realize it.
In case you forgot, this was your comment I responded to "No, before entering the Church, I switch off. If I m expecting a call, I put it on vibration".
Then I asked you why bring a phone to church that you would still come and switch off. It is better to leave it on at home so when you return from church, you will see those who called you while you were in the church.
Then again you Said you use the Bible app during service. Again I ask you; How can you use the Bible app when you said earlier that you switch your phone off before entering the Church.

Are you seeing now how you keep contradicting yourself?

phemmyfour:
I make use of the bible app in the phone. If it's important, you LL wait to call me back after the service except I was expecting your call

Stop contradicting yourself, comrade. If you switch off the phone, how then can you use the Bible application?

phemmyfour:
No, before entering the Church, I switch off. If I m expecting a call, I put it on vibration

Why switch it off when you could easily put it on silence? When service closes, you can decide to make return calls to any caller you missed their calls.

Why even take a phone to the church that you will still switch off. Just leave it on at home then.

TheCeasar:
Already better than obaseki

Dem dey call governors u dey mention Obaseki. Dat one na Governor?

Minime10:
Now, I want to ask Mr. Falana, the Section of the law, he Falana is referencing, is Section 137 (3) of the 1999 Constitution, which according to Falana's argument was amended in 2018 to the effect that, a person who once completed the tenue of office of his principal, who died in office, cannot be sworn-in to that same office more than once, now Jonathan tenue ended in 2015, three good years before the said amendment to the Constitution was made, now the question is, was that
Section of the law so amended, made to take effect retrospectively or prospectively Mr. Falana and even the Constitution he quoted is silent on that.
Section 137 (1) (b) Says " a person cannot be elected more than twice to the office of the President. Now, the big question is, has Jonathan ever contested and was elected President twice, properly so speaks? The answer of course, is an emphatic "NO". The action and situation they ( Falana & his Igbo group) are complaining of took place in the past, even the said Section they're now quoting was never contemplated, but it only came to be promulgated in 2018, has Falana himself pointed out, so how come they now think and argued that a law made, in 2018 should affect a person for an event that took place in 2011.
On the Igbo group, saying Jonathan cannot contest, Jonathan has every right under the sun to contest in any election in Nigeria if he Jonathan so wish, no gangoro group can stop him either by Court or by any other means. There is no Section in the Constitution that Zoned Political Offices to any Region or any group of people.
These people should stop hitting up the already tensed political environment

A clear definition of someone writing a beautiful nonsense. Read to comprehend and not to respond. This very section of the law was amended 2018. It wasn't during Goodluck's administration. It was after he left office.

Read and learn.

People like us wey God and nature bless with natural slim tummy, packs and muscles, na flexing we dey. We go eat heaven and earth, our tummy dey as e dey.

My tummy flat pass my woman own sef. Na every day she dey wish say na she get like my tummy. I go eat bowl of swallow, the belle still dey where e dey. Lol

When I tell people I don't gym, they don't believe me. Lol

Please permit me to change my birth month from November to May.

Did he type that reply just to show us? How come it's shows that he was still typing when he took a screen shot of the message?

Your phone was getting low and you ordered a ride, knowing that the driver is one his way to you from a distance that's close to an hour ride.
Laycon, you dey house and your battery run down? You nor generator ni?

The story nor clear.

Most high king? Only God holds such a title.

E nor get who make love with random women pass dem Davido, Wizkid, Burnaboy and other rich footballers and celebrities. Yet dem get better money and dey successful.

Na the man go squander him money jare.

There are 3 sides to this story; her side, his side and the truth.

We have heard from both sides. It's now time for the TRUTH.

eeetuk:
WarriFirstBorn : “Dude, Oshiomhole did not attend any higher institution but he is a very good and eloquent speaker”

WarroFirstBorn,
Thank you for letting me and this audience to know that Oshiomhole is not a university graduate—that kind of ease my concern about the low quality of education in Nigeria. In fact, his opening speech proved he is not a university graduate. He talked nonsense instead of going straight to why he is running for senate.

And I disagreed with you wholeheartedly, for saying that Mr. Oshiomhole is a good speaker. He is not in any way near a good speaker. Maybe in your standard, but not mine.

A good speaker opens up a speech with why he or she has decided to jump into the senate race. That is what the audience wants to hear. Every other thing is nonsense.

So, my advice to Mr. Oshiomhole is to hire a good speech writer to help him to shape the message about why he is running to become a Nigerian senator. A good campaign message does two things: (1) helps a candidate for election to focus on what he or she will do if elected, (2) draws a strong and clear contrast between candidates for election. That way, voters are able to choose a candidate who will represent their interest in Abuja.

I swear you have never heard that man speak Live or watched him speak. He speaks impeccable English. I know what I am saying bro. I have followed that guy from his AC days to ACN and then to APC, while I was still living in Edo state. I first came across him when he came for his electioneering campaign to my town. I have also attended several town hall meetings with him in Benin city.

Bro, forget what you are reading on paper. Try and listen to the guy speak and you will understand where I am coming from.

TheOgaBoss:
you are contradicting yourself oga.

There are people who make speeches by reading verbatim from a prepared text.
Oshiomhole made that speech without reading from any paper. What I mean is except occasionally when he needs to speak on certain topics on the paper or sub headings. That's what I meant. Other than that, dude spoke without reading from the paper.

eeetuk:
Oshiomhole said he chose to celebrate his birthday with his people because he was conscious of his origin as a nobody, given birth to under a tree by his mother but destined by God to be what he is today."---Oshiimhole

A very confused message about why you are running for a political office!
I am talking about a former labor leader,a former state governor for 8 years, a former chairman of a major political party not able to Make an inspiring speech to open up his campaign for senate job.

Why is Mr oshiomhole running to become a nigerian senator?
His opening speech should begin with why he is running for senate and didn't.
I am so shame of why Nigerians leaders cannot communicate effectively.

Dude, Oshiomhole did not attend any higher institution but he is a very good and eloquent speaker. He speaks fluently and intelligently. I have seen him speak life in events and have also watched him on television. Dude speaks impeccable English. That's something you can't take from him.
The event wasn't an interview session, so he wasn't answering questions from anyone. He was just making a speech. The day I respected that man was when I watched him making a speech on the day he was resigning as leader of the NLC, prior to declaring for edo governorship in the year 2006. He spoke for hours without reading from any prepared text, except from reading once in a while from the prepared speech. When it comes to spoken English, leave it for Oshiomhole. During his time as governor, he was always making long speeches on TV without reading from any prepared speech.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

This one way we give upper cut blow for edo state

He and Tinubu...we give them smack down

Even if Tinubu win Apc tickets

Him nor go see one vote from Edo state

Can you please mention on notable project of Obaseki since he came into power?

Dude spent the whole of his first term fighting Oshiomhole and now he is using his second tenure to fight Edo PDP. He is just there doing nothing.

Like Wike rightly said "Obaseki has betrayal embedded in his DNA".

Dude is a collosal failure.

shantti:
If I say Aaaaaaah, you say fonjah!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I say Aaaaaaah, you say fon another say Jah, Omo na you sabi.

Emmajn1:
those apps should be banned. they are using Nigerians to do MMM. imagine giving someone loan of 40k and you ask the person to pay you 80k in just 14days. Even if the person is paying back 80k in 2 months, its still too much....is this not MMM. they are making cool cash from poor Nigerians. you borrow someone 6k and in 14 days you ask the person. to pay you 12k meaning you charged him 50% interest in 14days. This is a criminal act and they must be stopped. Their interest is too high and they are breaking CBN rules on loan issuance and interest to be charged on loans.

If you are owing them, don't pay them, they should fold up and go. The ones they have collected from poor Nigerians so far is OK.

they give you 4k and wants you to pay back 8k in 14 days
they give you 30k and wants you to pay back 65k in 2 months
8k to pay back 12k in 14 days
12k you pay back 18k in 14 days
100k you pay back 200k in 3 month

Tell me, is this not MMM with the poor masses

This is a criminal act and they must be arrested and stopped.,

I currently uses Okash. I started with 6k and paid 8k after two weeks. They upgraded me to 16k to pay 18k after two weeks. Now they upgraded it to 36k to pay 46k after 28 days. Though I have not taken that offer.

What I see is that once you pay them before your due date, they have no problem with you. I do not support their breach of users privacy though.

One hundred thousand membership? .... Make una small small dey lie na. Canaanland na 50k sitting capacity and it's more than 4 times bigger than Free Indeed.

Nor be only 100k members. Na 1 million.

So there was money to pay him all these while?

Rukky Pounds. That's his stage name. Check him on Tiktok

The purpose of this thread is defeated without pictures na How can you be making a post about a country you visited and hyping without a single post

You should have started with pictures from their airport. Your journey on their road. Pictures of the so called ebony beauties. Some nice houses. Their foods even though you just got there some three days ago.

These are what makes your post salivating.

This is as good as someone opening a thread from his house in Ojuelegba

Just 5.6 million naira. Chai! See how Lawmakers dey fool themselves.

Rickmann:


19 months kee?

I'm sorry pls but I don't believe this

So you sabi the pikin age pass parents wey born am, abi?

Is it my eyes deceiving me or this is 100 naira note?

I thought the 100 naira note was introduced in the year 1999 but the marriage was done in the year 1994.

Always knock one zero off to get your tithe. 100k is 10k. 200k is 20k. 10k is 100 naira.