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MiVida:
you think she'll succeed in this?


Bro you know how easy it is to get pussies these days nah... No man in that age range is a virgin, unless he's impotent. I can bet on that.

It's easy for me to pull a trigger, but I can't do it cos it's wrong. Just because it's easy to get pussy doesn't mean every man should fall for it.

booscy:
Mad People Everywhere......... Hian Ooo!!!!

You desire a woman who is not promiscuous. You prefer a woman who will respect you, cook for you and bear you kids. You hate liabilities, or women who are too demanding. If you can't be termed 'mad' because of your 'wants', then she shouldn't be either.

Blakjewelry:
Na me she dey look for, tell her say I dey here. But this one wey she dey get options hope she over beautiful. BTW how will she test the guy if he is virgin or not

The most beautiful, loyal and honest woman in the world was once married. Her beauty lasted for years, but it began to fade as time passed by. It eventually faded, but her loyalty and honesty were intact.

While the husband lay on his dying bed, he looked at her and said: "You're beautiful!" She smiled and whispered to him: "And you're such a liar!"

He stifled a laughter and said: "You're so damn right! You knew I was a liar, but you stayed with me through thick and thin. You're beautiful cos you're the most honest and loyal person in the world".

Morale of the story: If you marry a woman cos of her beauty, what will you hold on to when her beauty fades?

THUNDER4real:
Get clay and mold him ...mtchewww

Since it isn't impossible to get a virgin woman, then getting a virgin man is also possible. We have over a hundred million men in Africa and if she can't get one that fits that criteria, then we have a problem.

MiVida:
Harbalist told her to bring a virgin man for money ritual... New year things.


Fear women!

How did you know? You're very smart and just hit the nail right on the head.

Skmoda360:
She go too old ehn......

She was once 18,20,25, and now in her 30's. Getting old is part of life and if she doesn't get what she wants, life goes on.

Mile18:
my question be say how she want tey verify.

He can undergo a psychological verification.

MiVida:
How sure are we that your friend is not carrying any STDs or even HIV sef? How friend!

She is sure enough to know what she wants. If men desire virgin women, then a lady also has the right to get one for herself.

Abfinest007:
there is no virgin man in Nigeria even though u haven't had sex physically but if u have had sex in ur thought it means u are no longer a virgin

Since there are virgin ladies, I believe there should also be virgin men. Thoughts are not actions, and doesn't count. So, if I think of killing someone cos I was mad at him for a moment, does that automatically makes me a murderer?

I believe the heading is clear enough. My friend(a lady in her 30's) wants a man who is a virgin for marriage. Her preference for a virgin man stems from the fact that promiscuous men have a high tendency of cheating in marriage and infecting their partners with STD's.

The friend in question is not a virgin, but now that she is ready to settle down, she desires a virgin for marriage. The man in question should be between the ages of 36 and 39. He must be tall and athletic with a good sense of humor.

He must be a respecter of women, liberal in religious views, a neat freak, sophisticated, calm, domesticated and educated.

His level of income doesn't really matter, but he should be able to support himself, while the lady does the same for herself.

Furthermore, the lady is a tokophobic and desires for a surrogate birth while in marriage. So, the man in question should be sophisticated enough to accept that.

The marriage contract will be for a period of 1 year and if things works out fine, there will be a renewal.

If you meet the above criteria and you're cool with the terms, indicate by sending a pm and I'll hook you up with the lady in question.

realokopi:
A lady posted here some days ago about looking for a boyfriend. I decided to reach out at least let me interact with her and see what's up. Not like am actually looking for a girlfriend.
I PM her and she gave me her number. I checked her whatsapp dp and to be honest she wasn't that good looking. I ignored that and decided to chat her up. Only for her to start forming like she's something oo. I was like what the f*ck!!!! Somebody wey dey look for boyfriend go come dey form And not that she's beautiful sef oo. I as a man is 10,000 times more good looking than her.
Now I understand why most girls end up frustrated at the long run. Some of them clearly need help but would start misbehaving when someone decides to rescue them.
This one just surprise me gon

Obviously, she started giving you attitude cos you talk too much. You describe her as not too good looking just because she didn't bow to you.

There is one quality that turns me off about people (both male and female)and that is blabbing unnecessarily. It beats me why anyone would describe a fellow being as "not too good looking".

Learn to be pleasant to people and even if you encounter a monster looking being, pretend you didn't notice. Look beyond the physical attributes and focus more on the mentality cos that's what defines us.

Escabado:
I see lots of post this December both on nairaland and instagram about many Nigerian girls in there late 20s and early 30 searching for husband . If these girls are 18 - 24 all they do is to insult every man that comes there way, Calling dem broke and all sort of name . They only give you attention if you are ready to spend money on them. My advice to guys is never to fall into the scam of this evil Nigerian girls posting that they need husband . Is because age is no more on there side . Remember a Leopard can not change it spot. They are still the same insultive ,rude and arrogant girls u know ooo. So clean your slippers and run

I think the heading should be:"My sisters are desperately searching for husband after gallivanting with men".

Now to the main point, what is wrong if a lady decides to search for a husband? Is it a crime to do so? What is so important and unique about marriage that it becomes a big deal and topic of discussion if a lady decides to search for a life partner?

It's okay for a man to say that he is trying to make money;or that he is looking for a wife, but when a woman decides to look for a husband, it becomes an issue. How myopic and shallow minded! This is typical of Africans(especially Nigerians)and this mentality sucks.

Look little kid (Cos u reason like a child), try to embrace a more sophisticated mentality and stop being petty. The issue of a woman searching for a husband should be the least of your worries. Concentrate and build a nice and well structured family.

Then if u have female kids, groom them so they can get married in their 20's. Even if their prospective suitor is a gangster, teach them to endure and make them understand that the most important thing in life is marriage.

Op, with all due respect to you, I can authoritatively tell you that your mom is not a good person. Whatever you're currently experiencing right now, is linked to the altercation you had with your mom.

My bro experienced something similar with my dad. He went as far as stripping and laying curses on him that nothing will work out for him. He feigns repentance now, but the damage has already been done.

Some parents could be a curse than a blessing, and your mom is a typical example. Dig deeper, cos those words from your mom ain't just mere words. There is a spiritual undertone, and either your mom is diabolical or belongs to an evil society.

But one thing is certain, she has a powerful tongue, and things may get worse as long as you're still married to your wife.

I implore you to visit your dad's graveside, and have a long talk with him. He is the only one that can call her to order.

When people talk about not believing in such things, I laugh. They don't seem to understand that they are Africans, and Africans are the most evil people on the continent. Saying you don't believe in such things is like admitting that the devil does not exist.

Few days ago you were looking to buy soyabeans at #130K per tonne for pick up, today you're looking for a buyer to purchase from you at #140k per tonne.

Few days ago, you didn't want an agent to transact with you, now, you're playing the agent part in the story, because I can bet my life that you don't own those products that you advertised above.

Few days ago, you were busy haggling price with potential suppliers in order to get the best price. Today, you don't want any of that, and want buyers to accept your price just like that.

Mr man, before you purchase a product. You must begin by making enquiries. That is how it has always been, and will continue to be till the end of time.

Hello,
If you have a fully verified Nigerian coinbase account, please pm as soon as possible.

davodyguy:
Honestly.
They make hard working people appear Lazy.

Even if your earn a Million monthly working with Chevron, Shell, MTN, Guiness etc you still cant afford her luxurious life, except youre a looter or into rituals.

It is simple.
She has cars worth up to N150 million according to her
Her house is worth N600 million.
Total worth say N750 million

If you earn N12million a year, it would take you 62.5 years assuming you save all your salaries

So something does add up about their lifestyle.

You should have figured it out by now. She became rich during the last era, and used it judiciously. Source of wealth? She was used by politicians to launder money. 100% fact.

Nothing beats dreaming about having your own money.
Every success story begins with a dream, and ends in reality. When next you dream it, wake up and live that dream.

I can do it for free. #Onelove

I am disappointed in Gbenro. He shouldn't have stooped this low.

MThieveN

Same reason people still like him even though he is a bad singer.

Okay, I'll get married before Valentine's day just so I can have the right type of sex, and after Valentine is over, I'll divorce my spouse.

Indulging in pre-marital sex isn't a sin. What could be classified as sinful is the motive. For instance, if as an unmarried woman, I decide to indulge in sex simply for procreation and not for pleasure, would you consider it a sin?

On the other hand, if as a married woman, I keep enjoying sex just for pleasure and not for procreation, would you applaud me and encourage me to carry on?

Going by biblical revelations, God frowns at sex for pleasure whether married or not(remember what he did to Onnan, after he spilled his semen). So, it is absolutely bias to conclude that only married couple should indulge in sex especially if the motive isn't to procreate.

kripen:
I got to my farm 2day, saw that cow has finish my 100*100 cassava farm. I am sad after all the effort and resources I have put in. This country is really a mess. Pls anyone that can tell me chemical that can kill cow.

Please thread carefully. The owners can kill a whole community just for losing a cow.

simeon77:
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Limited offer!!! Limited offer!!! Limited Offer!!!

Soyabeans available for pick up, at an unbeatable Price of #140,000 per tonne.

Locations: Benue, Kogi

Interested and serious buyers should place and secure their orders by sending a mail to ordersoya@gmail.com.

Note: Stock is limited, and price is subject to change.
Act now whilst offer last.

victorian:
Na wa o

I truly pity Anna banner, she's lost and got caught up in the euphoria of a sexy famous singer, thinking it's love. Well it could be love for her but all I see ? She's simply infatuated with flavour . Her eyes never clear yet. What a pity.. Such beauty just floating in space, waiting for flavour.

Whereas Flavour is inlove and hooked with Sandra, his hands on this Sandra. It's clear he won't breakup with Sandra and be with Anna. It's clear, Sandra is the one he has chosen. It's clear all he had with Anna was a fleeting passionate moment cos of her Angelic and innocent beauty which was only meant to last for some days but he got hooked along the line with another pregnancy .
Anna does not want to smell the coffee: Flavour will not marry her, no matter how long she waits for him and No matter how beautiful and angelic she looks.

Sandra too is also beautiful but in a strong and edging way. Sandra beauty is like a refined rough edged diamond. Anna beauty is like an enchanting soft flower.

What's a web, she's got herself into and with her eyes wide open.

Na wa. O

A Worst case scenario to ever see my self in. God forbid!

She try

All of them try

Great analysis! But trust me when I say that the easiest way to kill love is to get married to the person whom you're in love with.

Maybe that sounds weird, or I am weird! But I'm convinced that love is sweeter when you live with the memories and not with the person.

Haven't you observed that most people who claimed to be in love, always fall out as soon as they tie the nuptial but? But trust me, they'd still be in love if they weren't married.

The greatest love stories always had it that the love birds never ended up together, but the memories were cherished forever.

Flavor could be married to Sandra, but still in love with Anna. Marriage doesn't guarantee love, and love should not always lead to marriage.

It reminds me of the great love story between Nigerian singer Bongos Ikwue and former first lady Maryam Babangida. An aunt who was dating Maryam's brother at that time said that their love was so intense. But guess what? They never ended up together.

But that didn't stop Bongos from loving her from a distance. Remember his song for her?

Oh Maryam! My Darling Maryam! Maryam, army woman, I'd forever be your man........

Met Maryam in a dance, and I took a chance. We started a good conversation, and afterwards the sensation.

Oh, that was so sweet! To have a man dedicate a song to you is the most romantic thing ever.

Hmmnnnn.

Now that I think about it, I have been stranded like a zillion times in the past.

1st time - I used my last kobo to board keke to an ATM machine, only for the wicked machine to swallow my card. Damn, I didn't know what to do! Since begging for fare wasn't an option for me, I had to trek from the beginning of Gwarinpa (first avenue) to Sahara. If you live in Abuja, then you should know this wasn't the least funny.

2nd time - Caretaker locked me out of my apartment. It was late at night, and I didn't know where to go. I went to the church that I used to worship and begged the security men to help me spend the night within the premises. They refused and I left dejected.

I was so confused! I had three neighbours, and none were around. The few friends I had lived in the suburb. And even if I were to go to them, I didn't have enough cash for transport (I had #100 on me). I kept roaming the streets thinking of what to do.

Before I knew it, it was 12:PM! Then I remembered the Hausa Moslem guy that helped me search for an apartment when I first relocated to Abuja.

I called him up, and he told me to meet him at a junction. I boarded keke and I was deep in thoughts when suddenly, I had a voice say: "How much you dey charge"?

I was a bit startled at first. Then he continued: " You go collect 3K"? We go just go one corner, do am sharp sharp.

Then it dawned on me what he meant. I just looked at him, paid my fare and walked away.

I met up with the house agent moslem guy and told him that I needed a place to spend the night. He took me to his one room abode and vacated the room.

Now that I think about it, there are still some great people in this country. If that guy wanted to take advantage of my situation, he could have done so effortlessly. But he didn't, and up until this moment, I still feel that I owe him one.

Shout out to everyone who still possess a sense of humanity and never try to exploit situations to their advantage.