₦airaland Forum

ikorodureporta:
I de suspect this man

I have never laughed so hard. I am Catholic, and I know where to stop.

latexbelit:
My people don't lose hope we will forge and be a better than what they think
Arewa republic for life

Even Davido and son will beg for our visa
Just watch and see

Who dash monkey banana?

Valkrie:
The day Black Africa forget about Mohammed and Jesus would be the day their redemption begin and their trouble begin to end...!!!

No. Not Jesus.

Pruwa:
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she will be very very happy

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If you are up for it. I will take you to mum. The one gift she's praying for right now is my children don get spouses.

A good day for Zenith.

God saved her.

EyezofGod120:
that gel no get sense,,if bride know the number of gels we don fvck none of dem go marry us,,

Speak for yourself.

Coldie:
Guys how many of u know that there's a Nigerian fighter in WWE presently signed to RAW by name Babatunde aka DABAKATO.

Let's show him love and support him. Follow his Instagram.

https://instagram.com/dabbakato?igshid=1p21lodhmskdb

I saw him in the movie "The Main Event". Never knew he was Omo naija.

Maxymilliano:
SARS With Another Tactics (SWAT)

I am your 365th like and 24th share. You now have one like for each day of the year, with a share for each hour of the day.

Okortor:
Looking at these women... Okonjo, Alakija, Awosika n d likes...i really need our young ladies to av rethink and live beyond life of make up n slaying.
NIGERIAN LADIES DESERVE MORE THAN JUST BEING HOUSE WIVES OR SLAY QUEENS

I wish you the very best ma, keep making us proud.

I have come to realise that everyone should live their life as they can. You know why? Even if everyone tried to be serious, someone would still be on top of others.

Emmy3:
Assuming he had cleaned up his traces perfectly, this would be counted as another black attack.
A black couldn't have given a head shot and also proceed to multiple stabs... That isn't the so called black colour/negro race in any way.
Blacks don't kill their spouse, no matter what!
Blacks don't start the manifestation of their mental illness by going to school to open fire on school kids.
Everyone has been configured to think that there's a problem with black lives but in reality, reverse is the case.
See: Asians.

Asians and Europeans, which are more racist?

SimplyFacts:
This reminds me of the song by Evang. Niyi Adedokun

Won kilo f'olode, sugbon ko gba ikilo,
Aigba ikilo, lo se'ku polode

Ha dọrọ nwa okorobịa ahụ aka ná ntị, ma ọ naraghị ịdọ aka ná ntị.
Enweghị ịdọ aka ná ntị, lee iwe

Crownstar01:
My street has a lot of fine girls-- moms' daughters.

Well, mine too. But the problem is who would I flow with? I usually ask when we have talked. And most girls wouldn't answer your hello talk more of talking.

Lavisha:
Perfume was first created to mask the stench of foul and offensive odors.

Spices and bold flavorings were created to mask the taste of putrid and rotting meat.

What then was Nairaland created for?
Was it to draw out the voices of others, or the voices within ourselves or to spite some buffon's?!
I think I know.

I have said too much on here already.
Ive had thevthoughts of DSS comin after me buh thank goodness for this MASK.

It's good in here, I ain't going nowhere.

You got a point.
If that's what you are afraid of, then I am saying that we are the same. Probably, why I had a feeling to ask you out.
Well, I am not a guy to ask people often.
That is if at all.
Neither will I be the guy to press you. I just wanted you to know.

justscorchone:
Lol why them dey fear, same Liverpool when dem dey talk of has been having it bad for the past 3 champions league, how anyone still supports man United is beyond me

Some just love the colour of their jersey.

Crownstar01:
lol...why?

Imagine that.

Crownstar01:
Start pmming these girls, some would surely reply and you can take it from there. Endeavour to make yourself a big boy and it will be a piece of cake for you. Nigerian girls are very easy to get.

You want to know something funny?
I no know wetin dey happen. Anytime I send pms, the only females that actually reply and talk is either married and/or with a kid. The young single girls go just dey insult me if she manage reply.

Crownstar01:


Folks are busy writing comments but you are here hopping at girls. Madness.

Omo guy. The rate wey IV dey fly around me bah, no be person tell me to search. Buh, see ba, as I dey try find one girl hold body, if I call am she no gree, na to free am be that.

Lavisha:
What do you mean pls?

I want to see your face

Lavisha:
hehehehe..

Good for you then.

Do you wanna get outta here?

Lavisha:
You are not special.
Many people also claimed to have read it without turning their phones.

I don't believe em either.

A normal being is curious and would turn the phone to read that dp.

I can prove it.

I began reading it as it was, then I came to "... I know you will turn your phone upside down...", I became determined to finish it without doing so.
How about that?

Lavisha:
Naso

Lol. Can you believe I read your dp without turning it upside down? Am I not special?

Yujin:
The evil Nigerian Army got power only on innocent civilians in the south. They're so quick to burn down poor villagers homes in the guise of searching for criminals but if it's in the north, you won't see them. Ndi Ekpeye should not keep quiet. They should write a petition against this destruction on that community. When you close your mouth in the face of injustice, you empower the perpetrators.

Petition to who?

DuwaRepublic:
I think we need a new flag design. Anyhow I'm proud of my boy Dawodu.

You are thinking what I am thinking.

Mandela89:
, thanks

I am guessing you're from unizik and from the south east. We might be closer than you think. I am searching too. Can I have your WhatsApp?

Lashist:
Oh my God...see wetin human being with virtual brain just talk...someone in BBN is god in human body ... You can't even praise your parents like this o ...Chai...bros it been for you o...like you don hit rock bottom o

Na wa for the guy.

operAhdam:
Mehhn this is so disheartening,,in the wakes of accidents left and right,oppressive govt policies, ASUU and fg indecision...and many many more pressing matters,it is this shit that is more important to the leaders of tomorrow.i hope say things go dey to lead tomorrow sha...btw the angel that direct me to Africa..ngn precisely we go get matter to settle for heaven oo.

Leaders of tomorrow? Probable indicators show that foreigners would be ruling tomorrow.

Actuarydeji:
Wasted generation! They can't marched and protest against mediocrity. I am just too tired to complain, God give me enough resources to travel out of this country.

You and me both. But where to go?

Wauw! Truly Nigerian youths are useless. I have a mind that sees opportunities and here I am tempted, because I see a lot of people I can use to my advantage. Now I understand our leaders. If not for the killings, in Nigeria you can live with absolute power and enjoyment. People are very cheap here!