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xreal:
Kogi and Cross River


These two never wake up.

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Mine was on August 1, 2015. I was traveling from Ilorin to Oyo town to see the parents of my ex then. I was driving and I had a friend also seated beside me on the front seat beside the driver. I wanted to stylishly convey my serious intention to her parents, so I bought different kinds of fruits and wrapped them like engagement items and kept them inside the boot.

Mind you I was supposed to attend a vigil on the eve of that day (Friday, 31st July), but I chose not too, because I would be traveling the following morning.

So, on getting to Alata area, before Deeper Life Camp (on the Ilorin-Ogbomosho expressway), I was not really overspeeding, but my car suddenly started swerving. By that time, I had lost control of the wheels, so, the car was just swerving on the road while on speed. My friend kept calling me and asking me about what was going on, and suddenly, the car hit one of these road dividers made of concrete and then summersaulted thrice and then faced the direction I was coming from (Ilorin). Now, the last thing I still remember was that when the car hit the road divider. I was GONE! It was as if there was a total blackout.

This was around 12pm. I remember seeing myself in a place where I met an old man. The old man asked me what I was doing there, I didn't utter a word. So, he told me to go back to where I was coming from, that I had not even done the work he gave me. At that time, I started hearing faintly the cry of people, and then after about 3 to 4 hours, I opened my eyes and I saw about four Doctors and Nurses doing suitures on my head and ear. I had memory loss and was just looking at everyone in the Theater. After some time, I asked where I was and I was told Lautech Teaching Hospital in Ogbomoso. I then began to ask them what had happened. They tried to ask me information about my family but I remembered none until after about an hour again.

I then saw my friend who by God's grace didn't sustain any serious injury. He then narrated the story: After my car (Honda bulldog) summersaulted thrice and stopped, the car bonnet flew to the other devide of the expressway. The car became a write off and to bring me out was a task. While my friend was brought out through the side window, the people who rushed to the scene had to use Cutlass and some metals to further break the car into pieces and then brought out my dead body. People were already wailing when a Pastor driving in his church bus offered to carry my body and my friend to the Teaching Hospital. As the man was driving, he was crying and praying that God should prove himself. That was on Saturday.

On Monday, my elder sister was returning from Lagos and when she got to the spot where the accident occurred, the driver of the commercial bus she boarded was showing the passengers that that was where a serious accident occurred on Saturday and a young guy died. Then, my sister told the guy that the guy came back to life, but the guy disbelieved. When it became an argument, my elder sister called me and I spoke to her while in the commercial bus. Could you believe that nothing happened to the fruits in the booth, including the wine I bought? Funningly too, myself and the girl didn't eventually marry.

WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do? Pls, share your own experience of God's Miracles and wonderful Acts. PLEASE, Let this testimony make the from page (to the glory of God) abeg!

athaboi:
For me eh, I believe that this people have been dieing in large number like this before now..seems they have season for Mass death, corona only created the avenue to question it. They are so lackluster about life..they don't make noise about death no matter how mysterious it is. They believe that everything is the will of a non-existing Allah somewhere

Pluse992:
Advise Me Please. Should I Confess?

I recently packed into my apartment somewhere in Ogun, and my neighbor's goats have been sleeping at the back of my apartment near my window and they have been urinating and passing out faeces making my room inhabitable.

So the other day, I poured some hot water on one of the goats. I discovered that the woman is into traditional medicine. She has been making some incantations since yesterday concerning the goat. And I am scared that she will hurt me.

Should I confess or be brave? What should I do?

dukeprince50:
Seun Osewa, do something about the tribal hatred on this forum, mynd4 seems bias about it, look at this promising thread now, someone has started raining tribal insults

investnow2013:
UPDATE:

PHOTO

-Onitsha main market which is the Biggest market in West Africa yesterday morning view, after Gov Willie Obiano relaxed the lock down.

Ps: The Market has not officially opened but as usual Man get to hustle ☺ OTU NKWO.

#Besage
#Useurfacemarsk
#Coronaisreal
#OnithsaAdo

Generalnomercy:
The man obviously died of covid-19 bit Lagos government have been hiding the real number of deaths due to covid-19 in the state.


I fear for Lagos because this covid-19 may clear 1/3 of Lagos population.

waveskaaya:
Have sent you the 22k..God healing upon her

igbowoman:
I will check the thread periodically for responses that qualify.
Looking forward to reading and picking out winners.

Weeliweeli:
Gud afternoon quadfire

I need help too with something to provide food for my family. We are starving from hunger. This lockdown is not ending anytime soon according to recent news, and my family is facing a lot of difficulty in terms of feeding since it began. I was thinking things will get back to normal by next week but it doesn't look like that at the moment.

We barely eat since this whole thing started, I can't open my business to get income. Please extend help to me and my family too. We need to buy foodstuffs to eat. I have 3 kids and a cousin living with me. They can't survive without food. Please help me out.

I pray God blesses you for thinking of the needy and helping out. You shall never experience lack. Amen.

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Otsam:
We will eventually exit this stage and restart our normal life but that stage is still a while to come and I ask for your endurance, support and patience. Lots of efforts are going on across the world to find new therapy , to find vaccine .


That’s it, it’s not like they lock people inside while they doing something to check the situation. They just lock people away, waiting for when their small god countries provides a vaccine. It’s not as if they have anything in their brain to do on their own. All they know is lockdown even when they are yet to up their testing capacity, so the infected ones are also locked together with their relatives so casualties will skyrocket. Now they said they are yet to know the cause of deaths in Kano, what else could it be? Continue lockdown aimlessly and keep incubating fatalities and economic woes. Clueless elements.

Bringback9ja:
I will take this as a proverb

MEANING:: This letter is to inform you that we have some infected Nigerians in China. Please inform your citizens to abide by rules of China on curbing this virus (locking out Africans from public and crowded places)

All Wuhan citizens should be locked out of public and crowded places if truly you’re not being a racist

Nigeriawarlord:
The rand to naira comparison is rubbish!

The Zethu lady is a pure gold digger and a prostipreneur.

I blame the young man for allowing a fifthy little thing to make derogatory remarks against the undisputed Giant of Africa!




NigeriaWarlord.......For The Defense Of The Nation

ejibaba:
Exactly the point... Government has it why ask them to submit? Pally, they are not ready to pay...The so called multiple salaries are sabbaticals and adjunct positions, which is normal within the university system globally...why is it a problem in Nigeria...Excess workload is for teaching more than 30 students and that's in your school not other schools

SocialJustice:
Makes no sense economically or financially unless flying will become the exclusive reserve of the rich once more. Instead of this, people should be made to present test results showing they are negative before flying and get disinfected before embarking.

kerry57:
Why cant we use our senses for once? Are they doing the govt or themselves and their loved ones? Bunch of naive senseless citizens at the mercy of their ignorance.
I just hate radarada.

seunmsg:
He has moved from prescribing chloroquine to injecting prople with disinfectant. Trump may end up killing more prople at the end of the day with his unverified prescriptions than the virus.

ProjectNaija:
Just got this pictures from a friend who went on an hunting expedition between Olori village near Oyo town and Odo ogun on the way to Iseyin. The success of the expedition was unprecedented even by the standards of the experienced hunters in the village.

HITMEUP4ANYBIZ:
Fulani herdsmen are still working and moving about but you a so called educated man can’t even go out, Na prison be that

Bilabong:
Jesu...
Op no give us half news...

"When the incident happen" deliberately or accidental discharge?

Modified

Deliberately...

Na dem dem Sha..

ghostwriter0147:
See the look on the shorter one's face? Those Eyes say it all...

Short Girls Bad Sha... No Cap

dederocs:
only about 4% of those infected meet their demise, the NCDC should do its job by liasing with various arms of government, the public need to see results from the commission, not press releases.

Corrinthians:
No one deserves to be shabbily treated for stealing FOOD. Worst I feel they deserve is simply collect whatever it is they've taken and, if you can, give them a little of it, or simply hand them over to the police.

Their face should t even appear online. Only hunger, I believe, pushes one to steal food, and I dont subscribe to treating one in such inhumane manner for attempting to rid themselves of their hunger by stealing a few stuffs. If the economy was good enough, I believe they wouldn't.

But stealing money or other valuables is a complete no no for me.