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Crime › Re: $268,000 Fraud: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy At His Luxury Hotel In Delta State by Westerhoffe(m): 10:16am On May 11, 2023
southsouthking:
Funny as it may sound, Nigeria is not even among the top ten countries with scammers.
Argue with your keypad.
Funny enough…
NYSC › Re: Nysc@50: Osun Holds Unity Walk To Commemorate Golden Jubilee by Westerhoffe(m): 8:11am On May 11, 2023
cool
Celebrities › Re: It's Not My Destiny To Work for Bishop Mike Okonkwo and Co... by Westerhoffe(m): 7:31am On May 11, 2023
constancefriday:
I personally think you're an ugly and very selfish old amphibian who wants everything to revolve only around you and your villagemen.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin

I wish you were right though…

Should I lie I have heard of him when I actually haven't?
Family › Re: Journalist, Wife Welcome First Child After 11-years Of Marriage by Westerhoffe(m): 7:18am On May 11, 2023
Congrats man!
Congrats.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Burn Bus, Tricycle In Onitsha To Enforce Illegal Sit-At-Home by Westerhoffe(m): 7:16am On May 11, 2023
sad
Someone's source of livelihood cut off.
Nigerians self…
Only in Nigeria the poor will be inflicting more pains and hardship on the poor.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Lawyer Explains Why Tinubu Must Be Sworn In On 29 May by Westerhoffe(m): 7:12am On May 11, 2023
cheesy for those happy he'll be sworn in.
cry for those unhappy he'll be sworn in.
cool for those cool he'll be sworn in.
undecided for those unbothered he'll be sworn in.
grin for those laughing at the whole election, dramas and processes.
tongue for those saying, "Ntoorr" to those who said he won't be sworn in.

Pick yours for free.
Don't ask me mine… because I'm neutral.
Politics › Re: Plastic Pollution: Why Can't Buhari's Government Do This? (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:05am On May 11, 2023
You can't find these kind of waste plastics anymore around!
NYSC › Re: NYSC Is 50! Please Tell The World Where You Served. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:04am On May 11, 2023
Manigie:
I served in Zamfara State, then there was nothing like banditry and Zamfara was a peaceful state and my allawee was #9800.
Then Nigeria was still a beautiful country since ' most of the demons' were still in hell but now..... looks like devil himself is in Nigeria to supervise wickedness and killings and man's inhumanity to man....

In fact I pity corpers nowadays..... this is not the Nigeria we knew back then.
This comment offed me.
The last time Nigeria smelt peace of banditry was until 2008. cry
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Shows Oluremi Tinubu Around The Aso Presidential Villa (pix/video) by Westerhoffe(m):
Hope the kitchen and the otheerrrrrrr place of somewhere are not included?
grin
I believe you can't be confined to the kitchen and otherrr place… cool

treatise:
TAKE CORRECTION, IT IS OZA ROOM
Bros, I refuse to take that correction o… it's the otherrr place.
cool cheesy
Politics › Re: OBI Can Never Be President Of Nigeria, He Is Irresponsible - OMOKRI Blasts Obi O by Westerhoffe(m): 6:54am On May 11, 2023
meditator:
Yes, reasonable people still pay attention to him when he's saying the truth as he just did about the religious warlord.
Religious Warlord you say?
As in Jihadist or Crusader?
cheesy cheesy
Phones › Re: I Got A Call From This Number 0912 992 2913 Today by Westerhoffe(m): 6:53am On May 11, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Bad omen, what's that?
I personally get some signs of bad omen if something bad is about to happen.
Some people today just move about doing their things without observing anything.
Try to notice signs, signals, omens. Some tell you of good things about to happen while some of bad things.
Politics › Re: OBI Can Never Be President Of Nigeria, He Is Irresponsible - OMOKRI Blasts Obi O by Westerhoffe(m): 6:48am On May 11, 2023
cpu2006:
That is what Reno was talking abt.
You too want to insult Reno.
See, you guys are causing damage to obi & it seem you dont know.
OBI is having enemy on a daily basis & it may cause him of not being a president of Nigeria. Only you guys can not make him president.
Learn how to play politices not insulting Elders bcs of Obi.
That is my advise to you guys.
You guys are free to insult me as well
grin grin grin
If you don't understand my comments and its sarcasm, Oga rest o!
I'm not a fan of anyone.
Reno or no Reno, I don't know him and I don't need to insult him or anyone else.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Leader And Gang Killed In Anambra State (Pics, Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:07am On May 11, 2023
1Alex:
watch it on twitter
They banned Twitter in Nigeria.
cool
Autos › Re: Distress - Tokunbo 2016 Mercedes Benz Gle63s AMG V8 Bi-turbo - Duty Paid - 29.7m by Westerhoffe(m): 5:00am On May 11, 2023
cry
Argh! Baba GOD when?

Errmmm… Oga, shey you get the one of ₦29.5?
Nairaland General › Re: One Month Stay In Dubai Or 5million Cash by Westerhoffe(m): 4:55am On May 11, 2023
₦5M cash… And I'll travel to and fro Dubai on First Class in 3 years.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Leader And Gang Killed In Anambra State (Pics, Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:53am On May 11, 2023
Video is age-restricted like I said I wanted to watch it by force. angry
Sports › Re: REMEMBER HIM? : Clemens Westerhof Is 83 by Westerhoffe(m): 4:52am On May 11, 2023
Is that not Peter Rufai?
Health › Re: 11 Serious Problems Associated With Eating Pork Meat by Westerhoffe(m): 4:49am On May 11, 2023
angry
My friend, if better hunger wipe you Oraimo Cord, come knack you pako 2by2, Oga you go chop grilled vulture.

Shey hunger na your mate ni?
Politics › Re: SEE Tinubu's Monthly Take Home Pay (salary) As President by Westerhoffe(m): 4:45am On May 11, 2023
cheesy grin
Someone paid ₦100M to buy presidential ticket and you think he's after the salary?

He wants to build the nation! See you!!
He'll even lay you among the foundation blocks self if care is not taken.
You want to doubt or try the nation builders?
TV/Movies › Re: I Just Produced My First Movie Guys. I'm Excited! by Westerhoffe(m):
cheesy
Why you no feature me?
I am only shy in front of my personal camera when I am alone… but I can't be shy in front of other people.
cool
Phones › Re: I Got A Call From This Number 0912 992 2913 Today by Westerhoffe(m): 4:40am On May 11, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
No be only attack from enemy. Fear go kill man before anything. The earlier una realise say all these trash na just to put unnecessary fear the better. Una dey bother over wetin no dey. That's a scam call!

This is how it works. The scam baba go pray for you, em go ask which work you dey do, come still give you lies. After that he will probably say you should get local sponge and soap, bathe with salt, and all those trash that you will experience good business, health, so on.

If you Don do the trash finish, na direct billing for em service, or you go do am out of good mind!
No dey fall for these lies, you don grow pass am. No body go hypnotise you over the phone!
No make religion/spiritism turn you to zombie. So if you get appointment,you go cancel am talk say na bad omen because of that occurrence?🤣
People get bad omen in various ways… so I won't doubt the OP.
Phones › Re: I Got A Call From This Number 0912 992 2913 Today by Westerhoffe(m): 4:39am On May 11, 2023
Those guys are fraudsters.
Don't ever let their Baba pray for you o!
If their Baba pray for you, only you will know the story.

I used to lambast them whenever they call me.

I even asked some of them why they don't send real airtime and let's see what happens…
Wicked people everywhere.
Celebrities › Re: It's Not My Destiny To Work for Bishop Mike Okonkwo and Co... by Westerhoffe(m): 4:34am On May 11, 2023
Have I heard of him before…?
Celebrities › Re: Please 2face Come And See Your Brother by Westerhoffe(m): 4:30am On May 11, 2023
Dem no resemble na… undecided
Crime › Re: $268,000 Fraud: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy At His Luxury Hotel In Delta State by Westerhoffe(m): 4:29am On May 11, 2023
FairlyUSEDpussy:
But.......I also want to be like him except for efcc arresting me.......

That money is louuuuuuud!!!!
The money has loudly landed him inside EFCC goal post.
I need money, but the one with peace of mind.
I don endure too much hardship and labour to now acquire a kind of money that will make me tremble or start peeping out through the window once I hear any siren.

Abegi.
Crime › Re: $268,000 Fraud: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy At His Luxury Hotel In Delta State by Westerhoffe(m):
Can these children stop tarnishing the image of this country already? angry

NCAN, I did not call you here, so your attention is not needed. cool


kingyakos:
Nigeria get image before?..Oga go North Korea go arrest their Yahoo boys make we see. U no see politicians wey don destroy the country beyond repair and efcc no fit do shit.
Anyway, my only vex with our Yahoo boys be say dem too dey loud their own and loot in excess just to spend lavishly unlike the Nkoreans Yahoo boys wey go just loot to spend on valuables dem need at that particular time. Make FBI enter Nkorea make we see.
Table legs dey shake this Oga go carry ladder on top am wan adjust height climb pole. No be scatter you don scatter the table so? cheesy


southsouthking:
Funny as it may sound, Nigeria is not even among the top ten countries with scammers.
Argue with your keypad.
Top 10 or Top 20?

Follow this link to see their names:

https://www.enigmasoftware.com/top-20-countries-the-most-cybercrime/
Politics › Re: OBI Can Never Be President Of Nigeria, He Is Irresponsible - OMOKRI Blasts Obi O by Westerhoffe(m): 4:21am On May 11, 2023
clearcrystal:
No, we don't pay attention to him whenever he's against Peter Obi but if he's against Tinubu he becomes our hero.

😂
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Mad o!
Politics › Re: ICYMI: INEC Not Bound To Electronically Transmit Results, Says Supreme Court In by Westerhoffe(m): 4:18am On May 11, 2023
cheesy grin

Please can anyone confirm the attached picture?
I found it on a post here on Nairaland.

If you understand, say, "Yea!"
If you don't understand, na you know.

The "Yeas" have it.

Politics › Re: OBI Can Never Be President Of Nigeria, He Is Irresponsible - OMOKRI Blasts Obi O by Westerhoffe(m): 4:11am On May 11, 2023
Does anyone still pay attention to Reno? undecided

Is the Reno a human or phone model self?

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