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HealthRe: 11 Serious Problems Associated With Eating Pork Meat by Westerhoffe(m): 4:49am On May 11, 2023
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My friend, if better hunger wipe you Oraimo Cord, come knack you pako 2by2, Oga you go chop grilled vulture.

Shey hunger na your mate ni?
PoliticsRe: SEE Tinubu's Monthly Take Home Pay (salary) As President by Westerhoffe(m): 4:45am On May 11, 2023
cheesy grin
Someone paid ₦100M to buy presidential ticket and you think he's after the salary?

He wants to build the nation! See you!!
He'll even lay you among the foundation blocks self if care is not taken.
You want to doubt or try the nation builders?
TV/MoviesRe: I Just Produced My First Movie Guys. I'm Excited! by Westerhoffe(m):
cheesy
Why you no feature me?
I am only shy in front of my personal camera when I am alone… but I can't be shy in front of other people.
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PhonesRe: I Got A Call From This Number 0912 992 2913 Today by Westerhoffe(m): 4:40am On May 11, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
No be only attack from enemy. Fear go kill man before anything. The earlier una realise say all these trash na just to put unnecessary fear the better. Una dey bother over wetin no dey. That's a scam call!

This is how it works. The scam baba go pray for you, em go ask which work you dey do, come still give you lies. After that he will probably say you should get local sponge and soap, bathe with salt, and all those trash that you will experience good business, health, so on.

If you Don do the trash finish, na direct billing for em service, or you go do am out of good mind!
No dey fall for these lies, you don grow pass am. No body go hypnotise you over the phone!
No make religion/spiritism turn you to zombie. So if you get appointment,you go cancel am talk say na bad omen because of that occurrence?🤣
People get bad omen in various ways… so I won't doubt the OP.
PhonesRe: I Got A Call From This Number 0912 992 2913 Today by Westerhoffe(m): 4:39am On May 11, 2023
Those guys are fraudsters.
Don't ever let their Baba pray for you o!
If their Baba pray for you, only you will know the story.

I used to lambast them whenever they call me.

I even asked some of them why they don't send real airtime and let's see what happens…
Wicked people everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: It's Not My Destiny To Work for Bishop Mike Okonkwo and Co... by Westerhoffe(m): 4:34am On May 11, 2023
Have I heard of him before…?
CelebritiesRe: Please 2face Come And See Your Brother by Westerhoffe(m): 4:30am On May 11, 2023
Dem no resemble na… undecided
CrimeRe: $268,000 Fraud: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy At His Luxury Hotel In Delta State by Westerhoffe(m): 4:29am On May 11, 2023
FairlyUSEDpussy:
But.......I also want to be like him except for efcc arresting me.......

That money is louuuuuuud!!!!
The money has loudly landed him inside EFCC goal post.
I need money, but the one with peace of mind.
I don endure too much hardship and labour to now acquire a kind of money that will make me tremble or start peeping out through the window once I hear any siren.

Abegi.
CrimeRe: $268,000 Fraud: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy At His Luxury Hotel In Delta State by Westerhoffe(m):
Can these children stop tarnishing the image of this country already? angry

NCAN, I did not call you here, so your attention is not needed. cool


kingyakos:
Nigeria get image before?..Oga go North Korea go arrest their Yahoo boys make we see. U no see politicians wey don destroy the country beyond repair and efcc no fit do shit.
Anyway, my only vex with our Yahoo boys be say dem too dey loud their own and loot in excess just to spend lavishly unlike the Nkoreans Yahoo boys wey go just loot to spend on valuables dem need at that particular time. Make FBI enter Nkorea make we see.
Table legs dey shake this Oga go carry ladder on top am wan adjust height climb pole. No be scatter you don scatter the table so? cheesy


southsouthking:
Funny as it may sound, Nigeria is not even among the top ten countries with scammers.
Argue with your keypad.
Top 10 or Top 20?

Follow this link to see their names:

https://www.enigmasoftware.com/top-20-countries-the-most-cybercrime/
PoliticsRe: OBI Can Never Be President Of Nigeria, He Is Irresponsible - OMOKRI Blasts Obi O by Westerhoffe(m): 4:21am On May 11, 2023
clearcrystal:
No, we don't pay attention to him whenever he's against Peter Obi but if he's against Tinubu he becomes our hero.

😂
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Mad o!
PoliticsRe: ICYMI: INEC Not Bound To Electronically Transmit Results, Says Supreme Court In by Westerhoffe(m): 4:18am On May 11, 2023
cheesy grin

Please can anyone confirm the attached picture?
I found it on a post here on Nairaland.

If you understand, say, "Yea!"
If you don't understand, na you know.

The "Yeas" have it.

PoliticsRe: OBI Can Never Be President Of Nigeria, He Is Irresponsible - OMOKRI Blasts Obi O by Westerhoffe(m): 4:11am On May 11, 2023
Does anyone still pay attention to Reno? undecided

Is the Reno a human or phone model self?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Used Alpha Beta Loot For State Capture Of Judges - Dapo Apara by Westerhoffe(m): 4:04am On May 11, 2023
swaggerjack:
CC
Hurbashola
Mildren
N3TRAL
Emilokan1
Parachoko
YoungLionken
Westerhoffe
Oga, I sight you ooo!
Shey Nigeria never enter once chance so?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Used Alpha Beta Loot For State Capture Of Judges - Dapo Apara by Westerhoffe(m): 4:03am On May 11, 2023
Printerscanner:
Yes, he does. Despite the fact that he left the government since 2007, his shadow is still everywhere. That is a god worthy of worshipping after our Father in Heaven the God of all small small gods like Tinubu.

He even controls US Courts. He was charged by US government, he went to the Court and dusted them, and came out smiling.

That Dapo Apara that you quoted there is a useless gold digger. I worked with him even before he was introduced to Tinubu. When he was appointed as the P.A. to Wale Edun the then Finance Commissioner, I was still with him. I knew when he went to establish Alpha-Bea Consulting according to him "to loot Lagos money" together with Tinubu and Wale Edun and this immediate past Osun governor Oyetola. I am saying this on a public Forum. He and his wife and baby Mama are well-known to me. His office was at Muritala Muhammed Way very near Yaba Market. That was the office he was using together with his then-wife who was making sachet water in the late 90s till early 20002. Ask your brothers who were hawking sachet water at Yaba those years, they will know his ex-wife even if they don't know him. His love for money has made him a fugitive, the same reason why his wife and baby mama left him.

Now, Dapo Apara is running helter-skelter, he cannot even see his children, or his siblings because greediness has made him a fugitive. I sent him a mail when he started fighting Tinubu, I reminded him that he is a greedy selfish idiot who is paying for his greediness. This is a public Forum which is monitored.

Anyway, the thief has swallowed his words, he has gone to beg Tinubu, and has written one rubbish epistle saying that Emilokan Tinubu is the best Nigerian for the job at hand
Mmm… Na wah ooo! shocked
FamilyRe: Young Man Under The Influence Of Colos Looses His Mind. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:31am On May 10, 2023
Iliveforever:
Colorado
Knew it as a State… not drugs… undecided
FamilyRe: Young Man Under The Influence Of Colos Looses His Mind. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:27am On May 10, 2023
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Let him get better, he'll still go back to it.
So, that's his life.
And by the way, which one is Colos again?

Drugs!!!
RomanceRe: Man Laments As His Wife Runs Away With His Kids by Westerhoffe(m): 7:23am On May 10, 2023
Blackazuma99:
Seven (7) years ?
Truly you don't care or love your children, for Seven years you have not seen your children or sent them money for food and school fees and you are here lamenting that your wife took your children, in this buhari regime, I am sorry bro you are WICKED more than our politicians.

Seven years of hardship for herself and her children couple with the problem she was having before she left you, you don't deserve to see them if they are successful.
She absconded with the children since 7 years without traces.
FESTAC is in Lagos.

If she's in hardship, she'd have reached out. She's probably not suffering wherever she is and giving the children cock-and-bull story on why their dad is not around.
BusinessRe: Magnetic 1 Kobo 1975 Coin For Sale by Westerhoffe(m): 7:19am On May 10, 2023
What are they using these old coins for even?
BusinessRe: Magnetic 1 Kobo 1975 Coin For Sale by Westerhoffe(m): 7:18am On May 10, 2023
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Vawulent OP.
Vawulent comments.
Vawulent commentors.
Vawulent post.
Technology MarketRe: Sold!!!Clean Infinix smart 5-32gb 2 Gb Ram 5000mah #49k by Westerhoffe(m): 5:56am On May 10, 2023
Your advert said, 'Infinix Spark' but the phone rebuffed, said it is 'Infinix Smart'.
Now which of you is right? smiley

Bros, no sell that phone… I know…
Jokes EtcRe: What's The Weirdest Thing That Made Someone Lose Their Job? by Westerhoffe(m): 5:52am On May 10, 2023
I remember when a Chinese man brought his pretty wife to the factory. I was working normally, fixing a machine only for me to turn around and caught the wife looking at me seductively. I took a fast glance at the husband who was busy talking to a colleague, looked at the wife again and made another 'about turn' to continue doing the work I have already finished.
No be me you go implicate.

And funny enough, I had a dream the previous night I was engaged in a serious fist fight with a white man who refused to be held back despite how people kept trying to hold him back.
TravelRe: 5 Places In The World You Are Not Allowed To Visit by Westerhoffe(m): 5:41am On May 10, 2023
I'm going there yesterday to see all the so-called forbidden places.
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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Invested Heavily In Youth Devt — Buhari by Westerhoffe(m): 5:25am On May 10, 2023
shocked

Youths!
Did you see the investment(s)?
Or am I the only one left out ni?
WebmastersRe: I Need Someone To Redesign This Website For Me by Westerhoffe(m): 5:15am On May 10, 2023
And the OP's moniker is Vawulenceee!
PoliticsRe: If You Know The Building Cost Of The HQ Of Customs, You Will Faint - Shehu Sani by Westerhoffe(m): 5:09am On May 10, 2023
iHateFraudsters:
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This man

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PoliticsRe: If You Know The Building Cost Of The HQ Of Customs, You Will Faint - Shehu Sani by Westerhoffe(m): 5:09am On May 10, 2023
Ever8090:
you want faint.
The guy never see the definition of that kind faint before… that's why he wants to know the cost.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Sexual Abuse And Defamation. Ordered To Pay $5m by Westerhoffe(m): 5:04am On May 10, 2023
Obrigardo:
So, you saying people shouldn't pay for their wrongdoings? Remember he defamed this woman when he was president. And this was a CIVIL trial. Let's get our facts right before spilling our thoughts into meaningless conspiracy theories.
I never said people shouldn't pay for their wrongdoings.
The quoted below said my mind:

olatade:
So common sense, someone accuses you of rape but the jury comes back with a guilty verdict of slander and assault but not rape. Does that not mean the person was falsely accusing you in the first place?
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:58am On May 10, 2023
Eneye4me:
She was killed by ur terrorist brother
In your eyes now, you have made a comment? undecided
PoliticsRe: If You Know The Building Cost Of The HQ Of Customs, You Will Faint - Shehu Sani by Westerhoffe(m): 9:04pm On May 09, 2023
He should just say the cost…

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