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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Be Jesus Sef, Na Zazoo Dey Reign Now.. Say Singer Portable (full Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:06am On May 19, 2023

That's how they implicate themselves with their mouth when their hearts becomes lifted against the Heavens all because they get rich.

Crime › Re: A Police Vehicle Reportedly Rammed Into A Car They Suspected Was Driven By A “ya by Westerhoffe(m): 7:03am On May 19, 2023

Is this their new style of approach? What kind of method is this? What if the driver loses control and dies in the process? What happens to flagging down a driver?
You don't ram into a car unless it's under pursuit. It's like it's GTA 5 video game coming to reality now with our police o! cheesy

This country is gone already.

Politics › Re: 10th NASS: MURIC Calls For Support Of Southern Christians by Westerhoffe(m): 6:56am On May 19, 2023

Does Nigeria still exist? This one that MURIC is talking, hope it's not just a propaganda?

Phones › Re: Regretted Updating My Phone by Westerhoffe(m): 6:47am On May 19, 2023

You can give Factory Reset a try, but I doubt it's going to change anything.

And your signature… not cool enough.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Comedian Arrested After Joke About Army by Westerhoffe(m): 11:32pm On May 18, 2023

He indirectly hit on their presido? This one don die already.

Family › Re: Man Left Confused After Wife Conceives Despite Him Undergoing Vasectomy by Westerhoffe(m): 7:34pm On May 18, 2023

ednut1:
yes vasectomy fails sometimes. Britney spears sister Jamie was born after their father did vasectomy. You can google it. Its rare but happens

OK…

Family › Re: Man Left Confused After Wife Conceives Despite Him Undergoing Vasectomy by Westerhoffe(m): 7:07pm On May 18, 2023

Can doctors in the house explain?
Hope it's not something else that has been cut instead of the real? shocked

If we rule out cheating, can there be a possibility of a failed vasectomy? huh

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Business › Re: Old by Westerhoffe(m): 6:59pm On May 18, 2023

Hotwest:
There is hunger in the land

I tell you...
Hunger that comes with one kind confusion that can make you doubt if you will wake up again if you should eventually fall asleep.

Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Is Officially On Nairaland by Westerhoffe(m): 6:59pm On May 18, 2023

enigmana:
I don't like fast Things

Alright then…
Let me know when you change your mind.

Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Is Officially On Nairaland by Westerhoffe(m): 6:56pm On May 18, 2023

enigmana:
Did you know that the oldest University in world was founded in 1088 and is 935 years old? Or that the oldest invention in the world is the_____ This video shows you the oldest of different things, Very educative.
See video below. You'll be shocked to find out which country is the oldest
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Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Is Officially On Nairaland by Westerhoffe(m): 6:54pm On May 18, 2023

Salmoneus:
Unverified, take a photo with you holding a piece of paper that says nairaland.

Illuminatiship:
nor be only Hilda na suya basi

Airlohim:
Since nairaland has no verification system, kindly write "Hilda Baci Nairaland" on a sheet of paper, hold it up and take a pic with it or else you will be regarded as a scammer.

Nairaland Savages are already pouring in!
This thread will be hot!!

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Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Is Officially On Nairaland by Westerhoffe(m): 6:52pm On May 18, 2023

Airlohim:
Since nairaland has no verification system, kindly write "Hilda Baci Nairaland" on a sheet of paper, hold it up and take a pic with it or else you will be regarded as a scammer.

Mr Confirmer… wehdone sir.

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Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Is Officially On Nairaland by Westerhoffe(m): 6:51pm On May 18, 2023

Welcome…

Romance › Re: LATAM Babes Be Tripping Over Me (pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:19am On May 18, 2023

Wagwanbrethren:
Boy, rest! 🤣
This one dey text himself, or na your fellow guy man dey whine your nipples.

You are too fake oboy. Nobody send your life. Who you wan come impress with all these fakeness. From stealing food images and posting them in the food section to stealing Photos online and claiming them to be your own. See your profile photo, stolen,and you say na your own! 🤣. You no even smart,or you think say covering one part no go cast your jonzing.

E no funny. Get real. All these fakeness no go get you anywhere. Plus, this is a faceless forum!
Tuehh. 🤮

Chai!
You don catch am.
Monitoring Spirit Pro Max. grin

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Phones › Re: Techno Spark 4 Of #25,780 Is Better Than An Iphone 14 Pro Max Of #1,200,000 by Westerhoffe(m): 7:15am On May 18, 2023

Olifiz:
Pls keep this ur weed plug to urself. Very unsafe.

The weed strong pass ganja… this one na laboratory grown and bred weed.
The nicotine level na over 400%.
grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Rev Frs Raping, Impregnating, And Forcing Rev Srs To Do Abortions by Westerhoffe(m): 7:09am On May 18, 2023

Forbidden to marry is a doctrine of the Nicolaitans which GOD hates.

If you can't hold yourself, go and marry.
It's better to marry than to burn.

1 Timothy 4 (KJV)
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¹ Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
² Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
³ Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

1 Corinthians 7 (KJV)
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⁸ I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.
⁹ But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

“So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Nicolaitans, which thing I hate.”
— Revelation 2:15 (KJV)

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Crime › Re: Anambra Woman Injures 7-Year-Old Nephew For Failing To Recite English Alphabet by Westerhoffe(m): 6:56am On May 18, 2023

Lordofalmajiri:
I understand the Woman's pain, how big boy like this no go fit recite ABCD? But education isn't by force Sha , she can learn a skill in future or join the hookupians .. all join...

He's a boy… not a girl. angry

And he has been out of school for a long time.
Don't justify her actions unless you are capable of doing same.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry, Meghan Involved In 'near Catastrophic Chase' by Westerhoffe(m): 8:05pm On May 17, 2023

slimmax:
All of them na scammers , one babe dey facebook

OK.
Why then ain't the Mods doing something about them?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry, Meghan Involved In 'near Catastrophic Chase' by Westerhoffe(m): 8:05pm On May 17, 2023

RenaissanceGuy:
Very genuine. More than 50 Nairalanders have won $1m each through him.

Chai!
This your sarcasm can lead someone to Hell straight!
embarassed

Crime › Re: Gunmen Shouting Allah Akbar Go On Shooting Spree: 38 Christians Killed by Westerhoffe(m): 3:48pm On May 17, 2023

Audio investigations, audio justice.

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Romance › Re: What Happened This Morning At The Gym by Westerhoffe(m): 3:46pm On May 17, 2023

Like… they're going back into their elder sisters?

Politics › Re: Which African Country Is Conspicuously Missing From This List by Westerhoffe(m): 3:45pm On May 17, 2023

Sudan.

Sports › Re: "If Arsenal Had Signed Ronaldo When He Left Man Utd, They Would Have Won The EPL by Westerhoffe(m): 2:41pm On May 16, 2023

Yes… he would…
The same way his Al Nassr has been defeating every opponents of theirs.

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Crime › Re: 3 Sentenced To Death For Stealing Phones Chargers, Sandals, Power Banks In Ekiti by Westerhoffe(m): 2:32pm On May 16, 2023

If you can go to someone's house, invade them, beat them up because you wanted their belongings, you deserve whatever whatever punishment that comes your way.

Crime › Re: Thief Stabs Young Man To Death In Abuja, Flees With His Bike And Phone (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:51am On May 16, 2023

Aurielfinizu:
This our kubwa no safe again..

But I ddnt hear this o

It's all over nairaland.com.

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Crime › Re: Thief Stabs Young Man To Death In Abuja, Flees With His Bike And Phone (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:50am On May 16, 2023

IJOBA11:
GET LOST WITH YOUR USELESS LAW 😡

In your fish eyes now, you have commented…? angry

Foreign Affairs › Re: 30 Countries Ready To Accept The New BRICS+ Currency by Westerhoffe(m): 8:23pm On May 15, 2023

Abfinest007:
Who owns the currency

Fine question.

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Science/Technology › Re: Florida Professor Breaks Record For Time Spent Living Underwater by Westerhoffe(m): 8:20pm On May 15, 2023

When merman enter underwater contest, you just sent him back home.

Crime › Re: Thief Stabs Young Man To Death In Abuja, Flees With His Bike And Phone (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:14pm On May 15, 2023

Cutting someone's life short because you wanted their property is a very serious crime.
Let the law take ifs course.

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Sports › Re: Share The Hilarious Team Names That You've Played With On DLS (pic) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:32pm On May 15, 2023

I don't like the graphics of DLS23.
DLS18 is way better.

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