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Celebrities › Re: Yoruba Actor, Musiliu Ajinkanle Is Dead by Westerhoffe(m): 10:09pm On Jul 31, 2023

Saddening exit.
Though I don't know him, but Nollywood fans would.
RIP to him.

What did Nollywood do to death this year? huh

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Politics › Re: Enugu Shuts Down As Sit At Home Bites Harder by Westerhoffe(m): 1:54pm On Jul 31, 2023

StUriah:
Ebi ni n pa monna-monna ku. Ebi lo maa pa won ku. Dem dey take hunger play.

Eni ba da eeru ni eeru n to. As you lay your bed na so you go lie on top am.

Bi arigisegi ba a se igi Ori ara re ni yio fi ru. The Nzogbu, Nzogbu brought this load upon demselves, make dem continue to endure it.

Ire o!

Baba Ologede!
(Mr Incantation!)

Romance › Re: Have You Experienced Something Negative After Sleeping With Women Before by Westerhoffe(m): 1:52pm On Jul 31, 2023

tivhador:
Better than the crap you posted at least

You and I know your post was very much unreasonable because I don't know any sane man who is in his right senses that would have an erection, or any kind of stupid urge like that of a billy goat enough to sleep with a woman and her daughter if not for moral decadence and backward mentality.

Romance › Re: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Westerhoffe(m): 10:41pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
Pregnancy?

Long way… not pregnancy either.

Romance › Re: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Westerhoffe(m): 10:38pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
Thank you.

You meant copulation right?

Not just that.

Hope you noticed the in advance?

Romance › Re: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Westerhoffe(m): 10:33pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
Yes, I got married yesterday.
I understand now.

Good…
Congrats.
Happy Married Life…in advance.
cool

And… what did you understand?

Politics › Re: A Supreme Court Justice Just Died Today. by Westerhoffe(m): 10:32pm On Jul 30, 2023

Who?

Romance › Re: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Westerhoffe(m): 10:29pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
I'm married.
No, but I'm curious.

OK then…
I guess you got married yesterday… good.
Your husband will do the job. Just make sure he eats well.
cool

Romance › Re: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Westerhoffe(m): 8:07pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
Alright.

Westerhoffe, I want to know how she added weight like that.

Are you married?
Do you also want to gain such weight?

Romance › Re: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Westerhoffe(m): 6:36pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
Getting pregnant and aborting?
Milk?

Huh!
No!!
Never that!!!

I don't ever support abortion. That's why I'm being restraint.

If you want to know how she added weight that much, let me know.

Education › Re: Wicked Chimpanzee Almost Rips Off Woman's Arm by Westerhoffe(m): 3:19pm On Jul 30, 2023

DonroxyII:
Never say Never ....

If they do They May Eventually Evolved to Become Human ....

Maybe Human is the Highest Level of Evolution of Any Animal ....

We still Don't Understand alot about Human Operating System Scientifically !

That's why I like this meme

Romance › Re: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Westerhoffe(m): 1:39pm On Jul 30, 2023

I know how she was transformed, but I won't say anything.

Romance › Re: My Experience With This Woman Taught Me A Bitter Lesson About Most Women by Westerhoffe(m): 1:37pm On Jul 30, 2023

So, she thought any thief will decide to spend time breaking padlock these days?
Some people and their method of reasoning.

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Politics › Re: Jesus Found In Kenya (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:27pm On Jul 30, 2023

Old news…
The scammer was arrested and deported.

Sports › Re: Nouhaila Benzina Becomes First Player To Wear Hijab At World Cup by Westerhoffe(m): 1:17pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
I know the first one, but I didn't know the name. That second one I don't know, never seen it before.

Thank you.

Now you do.
cool

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Crime › Re: Police Capture Gunmen That Attacked Goldwise In Owerri by Westerhoffe(m): 1:12pm On Jul 30, 2023

They watched too much Hollywood robbery movies where the robbers will be spraying bullets and overpower the police and decided to try it out in reality, not knowing that Nigeria Police have changed with the new IG in town.

Over to NCAN.

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Sports › Re: Nouhaila Benzina Becomes First Player To Wear Hijab At World Cup by Westerhoffe(m): 1:05pm On Jul 30, 2023

Anny69:
What's Purdah and Burqah?

First one is purdah.

Second one is burqah

Sports › Re: Nouhaila Benzina Becomes First Player To Wear Hijab At World Cup by Westerhoffe(m): 12:52pm On Jul 30, 2023

seunny4lif:
Lol

Maybe Nigerians need to demand FIFA to approve us wearing Agbada jersey
Nairalanders need better Yaba left

Sports › Re: Nouhaila Benzina Becomes First Player To Wear Hijab At World Cup by Westerhoffe(m): 7:55am On Jul 30, 2023

zeuss:
If she is married, she should have cover her face as well.

Yea… and play with purdah or burqah.

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Crime › Re: Police In The US Intercept Stolen Cars Bound For West Africa by Westerhoffe(m): 7:51am On Jul 30, 2023

And they'd be claiming it's Foreign Used, Non-Accidental!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said He Has Not Come To Bring Peace, But Sword. Is This Your God?(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:47am On Jul 30, 2023

vdestro:
You are.

For Jesus is only pulling out His Sword to destroy and remove all you eviil things, since He too is tired of hearing your evil reports and tired of hearing our cries for just is. And He must do just is.

So as you devils have killed, so must you be killed.

I think I misquoted you earlier…

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said He Has Not Come To Bring Peace, But Sword. Is This Your God?(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:42am On Jul 30, 2023

Truthday:
So who's more devil than Jesus who said

I have not come to bring PEACE but SWORD 🗡️

Which Prophet of GOD is a devil?

You just called your Qur'an a lie?

You just called JESUS CHRIST whom your Quran called a Prophet a devil?

Then who is right and who is wrong? You or your Qur'an?
You just showed how much you despise and hate JESUS CHRIST.

Politics › Re: Why Would Mr.bat, Prefer To Continue With A Very Corrupt Presidential System? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:43pm On Jul 29, 2023

The earlier you realize Nigeria does not exist anymore in GOD'S Book of Nations, the better.
So never expect anything good coming out of Nigeria.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said He Has Not Come To Bring Peace, But Sword. Is This Your God?(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:31pm On Jul 29, 2023

STRI1:
[code][/code]
Ask Jesus from your bible

I am asking you.
If you are a knowledgeable Muslim, just answer the simple question.

Did JESUS CHRIST ever handle a sword?

Answer and stop dodging it.

Politics › Re: After Tinubu, Ibori Joins Peter Obi’s Twitter Engagement (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:19pm On Jul 29, 2023

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said He Has Not Come To Bring Peace, But Sword. Is This Your God?(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:46pm On Jul 29, 2023

STRI1:
He has answered himself in your bible. You can't know Jesus better than himself. [/b]He said he didn't bring peace but sword.

[b]Is sword used to eat pizza in your village

You as well as all Muslims will always avoid this question.

Did JESUS CHRIST ever handle a sword?

Yes or No?

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said He Has Not Come To Bring Peace, But Sword. Is This Your God?(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:51pm On Jul 29, 2023

STRI1

If you are knowledgable enough, just answer this question:

Did JESUS CHRIST ever handle a sword?

Answer that first before we proceed.

Politics › Re: Citizens Rejoices And Applaud Military Coup Plotters On Parade (video) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:12pm On Jul 29, 2023

See the people Nigeria wants to save?

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Crime › Re: I Mistakenly Used Customer’s ATM Card To Withdraw Five Times -Banker by Westerhoffe(m): 5:08pm On Jul 29, 2023

Done once and it's a mistake.
Twice and it's no longer a mistake.
But good five times!
Bros, you're a thief.
Just admit it.
Highest, the judge sentences you to life or death by hanging since you're not a politician... He can't do more than that.

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Romance › Re: She Is Threatening To Accuse Him Of RAPE Abroad by Westerhoffe(m): 5:04pm On Jul 29, 2023

He should face the consequences.
He knows he has a wife and child in Nigeria, which he is even planning/going to bring down there and he has been using one white girl over there, and he just wanted her to go just like that?

Who does that?
He wants to eat his cake and still have it? undecided

Crime › Re: Kwara Man Dies From A Head Collision While Running From A Shepherd Dog by Westerhoffe(m): 4:40pm On Jul 29, 2023

MrAbufayed:
You are good

Only GOD is good sir…
I'm just pained by the news.

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Came To Live With Me - Then This Happened... by Westerhoffe(m): 2:52pm On Jul 29, 2023

JayDaily2:
He's still a child,

They feel they know all when their hormones rise.

Seriously!

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