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Nairaland GeneralRe: Risk Less, Win More: Safe Betting At UK Casinos Not On Gamestop by Westerhoffe(m): 9:42am On Jul 22, 2023
Which one did Neymar play that he lost $1M?
PoliticsRe: Africans Can't Run Anything [photos] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:40am On Jul 22, 2023
Razgas:
personal greed too. The British were greedy but they were greedy for the betterment of their people, while our leaders want to live in mansions and benzes even if the rest of their people can't eat properly
That's the kind of greed.
RomanceRe: New Ponzi by Westerhoffe(m): 9:35am On Jul 22, 2023
Babypal:
Guys I learnt there's a new ponzi in town, do you know which please?
Yeah...
It's called Babypal Ponzi Scheme.
PoliticsRe: Africans Can't Run Anything [photos] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:33am On Jul 22, 2023
backtovillage:
Let's blame Mandela for all this.
If we in Nigeria were still under the white, there won't b ethic war ,bandit or pipe line vandalism. We would b developed than South Africa.
Blame Mandela for the failure of the leaders he imposed on them...? undecided

Greed is the issue with African leaders.

Kill greed in Africa and watch it soar.
PoliticsRe: Argument Between A Middlebelter And Biafran On Twitter About Lagos by Westerhoffe(m): 9:28am On Jul 22, 2023
And who is saying Lagos State belongs to nobody? angry
Shey the person o jẹ́ weyrey mọ́ breadi sha?

Abi because Lagosians opened their arms wide to receive every man and beasts with a warm welcome, you now think it belongs to no one? angry

Better be careful ki ẹ ma lọ fa weyrey oyan!
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Does My Trouser Pocket Region Itch When I Have My Phone In That Pocket? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:25am On Jul 22, 2023
Check your device's SAR.
RomanceRe: It's Just So Embarrassing by Westerhoffe(m): 8:24am On Jul 22, 2023
Ilamina:
After struggling for so long

Suicide is the only way for now
You actually want to die?
PoliticsRe: Seun Can We Have Dark Mode On Nairaland? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:41pm On Jul 21, 2023
Thirdedly.

The Forum needs a finer font. The current font is
Even the front page needs a colorful upgrade.
FoodRe: See Sweet Potatoes And Peppers I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:11pm On Jul 21, 2023
huh

Where are they?
CrimeRe: SHOCKING - Woman Maltreats And Beats Her Own Blood Mother - Wickedness Truly Exi by Westerhoffe(m): 6:10pm On Jul 21, 2023
Anambraians ruling the country will be……………..

This woman has cursed herself already, unless this is karma on the old woman.
RomanceRe: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Westerhoffe(m): 6:07pm On Jul 21, 2023
Or11:
Glad you think it's funny but I ain't finding it funny sha.
You didn't find it funny… you found it gallivanting… that's why you posted it here.
CrimeRe: 3 Bingham University Students Arrested For Killing Bolt Driver Over Fare Dispute by Westerhoffe(m): 5:59pm On Jul 21, 2023
Welovetruecrime:
Ver very sad
Imagine their kind of choice… weed over freedom.
Jokes EtcRe: Joke On A Guy That Went To Buy Suya With A Newspaper That Carried Tinubu by Westerhoffe(m): 12:05pm On Jul 21, 2023
Acekidc4:
Very Dry🥱🥱🥱
Don't let the subsidy hook you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Government Agrees To Arrest Putin If He Attends BRICS Summit In South Africa by Westerhoffe(m):
You say…?


BentizilL:
Ramaphosa released yesterday that Putin have agreed not to come, court order today... grin cheesy
No country on earth can arrest Putin, even Biden know this... cool
Even Biden will not want Putin to smile at him Nuclearly till his time be elapsed.

Ramaphosa applied African Man wisdom.

I just wish Putin will dare them and see the authority of their Court Order. cheesy cheesy cheesy

CrimeRe: 3 Bingham University Students Arrested For Killing Bolt Driver Over Fare Dispute by Westerhoffe(m): 11:52am On Jul 21, 2023
Going around with a knife… interesting… angry
Now that you killed him because you couldn't afford to pay, are you happy?

I hope they get the deserved judgment because these students are dangerous to the society.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu wants stigma on drug use removed by Westerhoffe(m): 9:08am On Jul 21, 2023
angry
Stale and pointless.
PoliticsRe: Between Peter Obi And Yemi Osinbanjo, Who'd Have Make A Good President? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:39pm On Jul 20, 2023
Professor Pat Utomi.
Science/TechnologyRe: In Nigeria Why Do Nepa Take Light When It's About To Rain Or When Raining? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:37pm On Jul 20, 2023
undecided
Only in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Attract Women Without Saying Anything by Westerhoffe(m): 3:41pm On Jul 20, 2023
angry

Yes… true but forget all the stress…
Just have money and they will gather you like houseflies even if you resemble Orangutan.
CrimeRe: Honor Killing: Man Murders Wife; Stabs Her 30 Times by Westerhoffe(m): 3:38pm On Jul 20, 2023
It can only be them…

Wife tasted Western Freedom, eyes opened sharperly, opened mouth tell husband her true feelings forgetting their 'belief' does not permit women having such freedom.
Man felt insulted and remembered their belief… and had to protect his honor,
and that's how story changed to red.


And yet, they'd want to make the West same as the prison they broke away from…
angry
PoliticsRe: See The Man In Charge Of Nigeria's Most Important Asset (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:58am On Jul 20, 2023
Game of Thrones.
AutosRe: Video: Danger Averted As Popular Aircraft Tank Filled Up With Water Instead Fuel by Westerhoffe(m): 8:57am On Jul 20, 2023
Only in one country… check, and it will be Nigeria.
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guinness World Records Advises Prospective Record Breakers. See Unbroken Records by Westerhoffe(m): 6:21pm On Jul 19, 2023
Stop these pointless -athons- of: crying, snail-genocide, kissing etc and pick new reasonable ones listed here:

For those with musical talent:

• Longest marathon playing guitar – David Browne (Ireland) – 114 hr 6 min 30 sec

• Longest marathon playing sitar - Radhakrishnan Manoharan (India) – 29 hr 8 min 35 sec

• Longest marathon cello playing – Carel Henn (South Africa) – 26 hr



• Longest marathon playing the tuba – Rodney Kenny (UK) – 24 hr 8 min

• Longest marathon playing flute – Katherine Brookes (UK) – 27 hr 32 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon playing bagpipes – Rikki Evans (UK) – 26 hr 5 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon harp playing – Kateryna Oliinyk (Ukraine) – 31 hr 1 min 54 sec



• Longest marathon drumming by a team – J.D.T Music Academy, Janel Spalding, Aaron Houseago, Holly Jones, Ryan Murray and Lorraine Dorrington (all UK) – 3 days 8 hr 2 min

For sports and fitness fans:

• Longest marathon playing dodgeball – Right to Play at Castleton (USA) – 41 hr 3 min 17 sec

• Longest marathon playing netball - Generation Netball Club (Australia) – 72 hr 5 min

• Longest marathon tenpin bowling – Stephen Shanabrook (USA) – 134 hr 57 min



• Longest marathon breakdancing by a team - Arulanantham Suresh Joachim, Troy Feldman, Jesse Catabog, Donald F Geraghty, Lance Johnson, Eva Nikitova, Damian Dobrowolski, Dan Rossignoli, Darren Bryan, Karl Alba and Joseph Hersco (all Canada) – 24 hr

• Longest marathon parasailing – Berne Persson (Sweden) – 24 hr 10 min

• Longest marathon skipping – Joey Motsay (USA) – 33 hr 20 min

• Longest marathon hula hooping – Jenny Doan (Australia) – 100 hr

• Longest marathon playing basketball – The Revelas Family (USA) – 120 hr 2 min



For foodies or crafty people:

• Longest marathon slicing meat - Noé Bonillo Ramos (Spain) – 72 hr 13 min 8 sec

• Longest marathon baking (individual) – Wendy Sandner (USA) – 31 hr 16 min

• Longest marathon crocheting - Alessandra Hayden (USA) – 34 hr 7 min

• Longest painting marathon - Roland Palmaerts (Belgium/Canada) – 60 hr

• Longest barbecue marathon (team) - Panther City BBQ, Travel Texas, and Texas Monthly (all USA) – 40 hr 49 min 17 sec

• Longest cooking marathon (individual) – Hilda Baci (Nigeria) – 93 hr 11 min



• Longest knitting marathon – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

And a few covering random categories:

• Longest marathon hugging - Benjamin Kannenberg and Benjamin Thompson (both USA) – 32 hr 32 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon reading aloud - Rysbai Isakov (Kyrgyzstan) – 124 hr



• Longest marathon ironing – Gareth Sanders (UK) – 100 hr

• Longest marathon bartending – Ruth Brands (Belgium) – 111 hr

• Longest marathon on a bouncy castle – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

• Longest marathon playing quidditch – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

• Longest marathon being tattooed by multiple artists – No current record holder – minimum 61 hr

Now, if you fancy attempting one of our longest marathon records, you can find out more and apply right here.
PoliticsRe: Huge Crowd In Lagos Filing Station Selling Cheap Fuel (photo) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:00pm On Jul 19, 2023
huh
RomanceRe: You Are To Delete Two From These Options. Which Will You Go With? by Westerhoffe(m): 3:27pm On Jul 19, 2023
saintbillion:
grin
Sorry bro… just kidding.
grin
RomanceRe: You Are To Delete Two From These Options. Which Will You Go With? by Westerhoffe(m): 3:18pm On Jul 19, 2023
saintbillion:
man ur lucky ooo. All the ones i done meet i was swimming. E be like them swear say i wont meet virgin
cheesy
Law of Attraction.

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