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Education › Re: Wicked Chimpanzee Almost Rips Off Woman's Arm by Westerhoffe(m): 2:51pm On Jul 29, 2023

Absuchat:
Has the world not ended already?

Not yet… just close to it.
Still on Extra-Time.

Education › Re: Wicked Chimpanzee Almost Rips Off Woman's Arm by Westerhoffe(m): 1:25pm On Jul 29, 2023

Absuchat:
Yes... Who knows, maybe one day the chimps will prove us wrong too

When the world has ended… yea…

Education › Re: Wicked Chimpanzee Almost Rips Off Woman's Arm by Westerhoffe(m): 12:45pm On Jul 29, 2023

Absuchat:
The westerners once had similar impression of blacks....

But in a local content to the bolded, Africans have proved them wrong in many areas.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said He Has Not Come To Bring Peace, But Sword. Is This Your God?(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 12:42pm On Jul 29, 2023

vdestro:
How can he when he is a devil and a mad muslim?

You're out of point and aimless.
Let me help your pathetic brain:

John 10 (KJV)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
²⁰ And many of them said, He hath a devil, and is mad; why hear ye him?
²¹ Others said, These are not the words of him that hath a devil. Can a devil open the eyes of the blind?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said He Has Not Come To Bring Peace, But Sword. Is This Your God?(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:14am On Jul 29, 2023

Do you even understand what He was saying there?
I know you don't.

Now, did JESUS CHRIST ever handle a sword?

Answer that first before we proceed.

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Education › Re: Wicked Chimpanzee Almost Rips Off Woman's Arm by Westerhoffe(m): 7:56am On Jul 29, 2023

siofra:
I shuddered when I first read it.

If chimps mutate to have human like intelligence, it's over for humans and I see that happening.

They're smart and intelligent but they'd never mutate to have human-like intelligence.

Human-like intelligence is limited to humans, besides other creatures (aliens, if they actually exists, which I believe they do).

If they couldn't since millions or billions of years ago, then they can't ever achieve it now, not even in the future because I don't envisage a gorilla or chimp starting a factory to manufacture their needs like humans… that's the superiority of the human intelligence compared to that of animals.

Romance › Re: See The Dumbest People In The World [SHOCKING] by Westerhoffe(m): 7:50am On Jul 29, 2023

Let me go and ask Jackie Chan if he truly talk to the guy.

Romance › Re: Some Women Are Dogs. No Doubt by Westerhoffe(m): 7:39am On Jul 29, 2023

Candidlady:
Superhero

Don't worry your reward is in heaven... For everything there is a reason

Since there is life there is hope 😄

Your comment is not what should ever come from you.
Ain't you one of those who believe men should always treat women good?
You just proved women do not deserve any iota of respect, care and love.
You shouldn't have made any comment at all instead of what you typed up there. angry

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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Came To Live With Me - Then This Happened... by Westerhoffe(m): 7:12am On Jul 29, 2023

You were being childish to have allowed a girl who ran from home to come stay with you without her parents' consent.

What if she had died while in your custody?
What do you think would have happened?

You guys might be in love, but don't be blinded by love.

Romance › Re: See What This Beautiful Lady Angrily Told Me Because I Rejected Her by Westerhoffe(m): 7:08am On Jul 29, 2023

Congrats for putting her in her place.
Next time, she'll know women are home builders and not for just tickling.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Ex-finance Minister Cries After Told To Explain Missing Funds Or Die by Westerhoffe(m): 7:02am On Jul 29, 2023

Politics › Re: Niger Coup Plotters Call Tinubu An Illegitimate President, Won't Listen To Him by Westerhoffe(m): 6:53am On Jul 29, 2023

CJStarz:
Na dat one be d main kolo. 🤣🤣

So, what's my business with Nigerien Military whose borders I've never smelt?

Politics › Re: Niger Coup Plotters Call Tinubu An Illegitimate President, Won't Listen To Him by Westerhoffe(m): 6:38am On Jul 29, 2023

CJStarz:
Dey insulted our presido! U suppose to dey vex for dat one

Does my president know me? undecided

Politics › Re: Niger Coup Plotters Call Tinubu An Illegitimate President, Won't Listen To Him by Westerhoffe(m): 8:46pm On Jul 28, 2023*

To those of you passing comments on Niger's Military Takeover, I'll say, "Leave Nigeriens alone and let them do what is best for themselves and their people. Not everybody in Africa is used to suffering and smiling like Nigerians. Not everybody is accustomed to pains in Africa like Nigerians. Not everybody will adapt to every damning situations like Nigerians.
Not everyone will be a political asslicking dog like Nigerians!

If Nigeriens are complaining about insecurity and all what they complained about and their military sees that nothing was done to rectify it by the infamous Democratic Government, they have made the move to curb such government.

Didn't people also wish the Military take over too in Nigeria?

Therefore, leave Nigerien Military alone and let them fix their country which Democracy failed to fix!

Shikena.

We also have our own rising problems in the country as Nigerians.

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Crime › Re: Kwara Man Dies From A Head Collision While Running From A Shepherd Dog by Westerhoffe(m): 11:46am On Jul 28, 2023

DevilishMan:
Fear killed him not the dog.
Fear fear tribe.

The dog chased him, and be was scared of course.

Politics › Re: This Man May Be The Best TINUBU Minister(photo) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:44am On Jul 28, 2023

IamANigerianMan:
What has happened to your conscience ?

Hotfreeze:
What has happened to your commonsense ?

Both of you ramming at each other, meanwhile, none of them knows you guys…

Romance › Re: How Do I Persuade My Ex Girl Friend Get Married, We Broke Up In 2018 by Westerhoffe(m): 11:30am On Jul 28, 2023

LikeAking:
Drop her number..

You heard this guy… drop him her number.

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Romance › Re: A by Westerhoffe(m): 11:28am On Jul 28, 2023

Anny69:
Hehehehe.

Yes…

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Romance › Re: A by Westerhoffe(m): 11:18am On Jul 28, 2023

Anny69:
Say pwease.

What?

Just give up...very fast.

Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Is A Better Leader? [photo] by Westerhoffe(m): 8:49am On Jul 28, 2023

QGist:
The both of them are not good leaders, a leader should be both at the front and at the back, most importantly a leader should be in between his people, with that you would know what they are really facing.

The last time I checked, a president once had no shoes…
And a Vice President went to the market to check food prices...and yet, that country is still battling poverty.

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Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Is A Better Leader? [photo] by Westerhoffe(m): 8:48am On Jul 28, 2023

Depriest2020:
But it gives a child/children confidence to do anything knowing that their parents are behind them.

It is also said that a good leader lead's by example while others follow.

Your Head dey there.
Both of them are leaders in their pride.

The leader in a wolf pack comes last while the weakest goes on first.
So, these are just as they want it to be…

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Crime › Re: Kwara Man Dies From A Head Collision While Running From A Shepherd Dog by Westerhoffe(m): 8:44am On Jul 28, 2023

Son of mankind, take up a lamentation for this incident.
cry

Oh that the pole was not there and the dog chained!
Chased by a dog, killed by a pole.
Let the dog owner be arrested and prosecuted for leaving such a dangerous pet on the loose.
Let the dog be killed and its body given to 404 diet.
Let the pole be broken or uprooted and replaced.
A life had been taken by both.

Now he is dead and his beloved family left to the care of no one!
How shall his children feed?
How shall his wife feel?
How shall his mother react to this ugly news?
What shall be said to his father who had said, "He will bury me when I'm done."?
How can some people be careless?
How can these things happen to the innocent?
RIP I say, RIP.
RIP to the dead.

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Romance › Re: A by Westerhoffe(m): 11:16pm On Jul 27, 2023

Anny69:
I give up.

Don't.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Listen To This. by Westerhoffe(m): 9:33pm On Jul 27, 2023

jeromestarks:
She hasn't left for hospital when he fell in love with the other lady.
If he married her openly at that time, the family of the cheating wife will come for his head. Some Igbo traditions are very complicated.

Then I withdraw from his/her case.

Crime › Re: Sergei Aleshkov: The Youngest Soldier In World War II by Westerhoffe(m): 9:32pm On Jul 27, 2023

adebayo987:
So, what should we do with him?

Read his story.

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Food › Re: Nigerian Man Kills Snake And Used It To Prepare Pepper Soup by Westerhoffe(m): 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2023

Snake murdered, and also denied the privilege to rest in peace.

Romance › Re: A by Westerhoffe(m): 9:24pm On Jul 27, 2023

Anny69:
You're not innocent, periodt.

Innocent of what?

Romance › Re: Ladies, Listen To This. by Westerhoffe(m): 9:24pm On Jul 27, 2023

Well, your uncle is on point. But he doesn't need to remarry secretly.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Wagner Boss Prigozhin Spotted At Russia-Africa Summit In St Petersburg by Westerhoffe(m): 9:22pm On Jul 27, 2023

Romance › Re: A by Westerhoffe(m): 9:18pm On Jul 27, 2023

Anny69:
For you to type those words in a bold form shows you aren't so innocent.

Explain what you meant…

Romance › Re: She Ties just Towel Whenever I Visit by Westerhoffe(m): 3:13pm On Jul 27, 2023

SUPERPACK:
We sincerely apologize to the general public for this very act of nuisance. The poster is one of our psychiatric patients who escaped last night. We urge the public to go about with your various businesses as everything is under control.
Thanks for your understanding

Thought as much… how can someone post something like this online…
You had better get a hold of him.

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