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Acekidc4:
Very Dry🥱🥱🥱

Don't let the subsidy hook you.

You say…?

BentizilL:
Ramaphosa released yesterday that Putin have agreed not to come, court order today...
No country on earth can arrest Putin, even Biden know this...

Even Biden will not want Putin to smile at him Nuclearly till his time be elapsed.

Ramaphosa applied African Man wisdom.

I just wish Putin will dare them and see the authority of their Court Order.

Going around with a knife… interesting…
Now that you killed him because you couldn't afford to pay, are you happy?

I hope they get the deserved judgment because these students are dangerous to the society.

Professor Pat Utomi.

Only in Nigeria.

It can only be them…

Wife tasted Western Freedom, eyes opened sharperly, opened mouth tell husband her true feelings forgetting their 'belief' does not permit women having such freedom.
Man felt insulted and remembered their belief… and had to protect his honor,
and that's how story changed to red.

And yet, they'd want to make the West same as the prison they broke away from…

Game of Thrones.

Only in one country… check, and it will be Nigeria.

Stop these pointless -athons- of: crying, snail-genocide, kissing etc and pick new reasonable ones listed here:

For those with musical talent:

• Longest marathon playing guitar – David Browne (Ireland) – 114 hr 6 min 30 sec

• Longest marathon playing sitar - Radhakrishnan Manoharan (India) – 29 hr 8 min 35 sec

• Longest marathon cello playing – Carel Henn (South Africa) – 26 hr



• Longest marathon playing the tuba – Rodney Kenny (UK) – 24 hr 8 min

• Longest marathon playing flute – Katherine Brookes (UK) – 27 hr 32 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon playing bagpipes – Rikki Evans (UK) – 26 hr 5 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon harp playing – Kateryna Oliinyk (Ukraine) – 31 hr 1 min 54 sec



• Longest marathon drumming by a team – J.D.T Music Academy, Janel Spalding, Aaron Houseago, Holly Jones, Ryan Murray and Lorraine Dorrington (all UK) – 3 days 8 hr 2 min

For sports and fitness fans:

• Longest marathon playing dodgeball – Right to Play at Castleton (USA) – 41 hr 3 min 17 sec

• Longest marathon playing netball - Generation Netball Club (Australia) – 72 hr 5 min

• Longest marathon tenpin bowling – Stephen Shanabrook (USA) – 134 hr 57 min



• Longest marathon breakdancing by a team - Arulanantham Suresh Joachim, Troy Feldman, Jesse Catabog, Donald F Geraghty, Lance Johnson, Eva Nikitova, Damian Dobrowolski, Dan Rossignoli, Darren Bryan, Karl Alba and Joseph Hersco (all Canada) – 24 hr

• Longest marathon parasailing – Berne Persson (Sweden) – 24 hr 10 min

• Longest marathon skipping – Joey Motsay (USA) – 33 hr 20 min

• Longest marathon hula hooping – Jenny Doan (Australia) – 100 hr

• Longest marathon playing basketball – The Revelas Family (USA) – 120 hr 2 min



For foodies or crafty people:

• Longest marathon slicing meat - Noé Bonillo Ramos (Spain) – 72 hr 13 min 8 sec

• Longest marathon baking (individual) – Wendy Sandner (USA) – 31 hr 16 min

• Longest marathon crocheting - Alessandra Hayden (USA) – 34 hr 7 min

• Longest painting marathon - Roland Palmaerts (Belgium/Canada) – 60 hr

• Longest barbecue marathon (team) - Panther City BBQ, Travel Texas, and Texas Monthly (all USA) – 40 hr 49 min 17 sec

• Longest cooking marathon (individual) – Hilda Baci (Nigeria) – 93 hr 11 min



• Longest knitting marathon – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

And a few covering random categories:

• Longest marathon hugging - Benjamin Kannenberg and Benjamin Thompson (both USA) – 32 hr 32 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon reading aloud - Rysbai Isakov (Kyrgyzstan) – 124 hr



• Longest marathon ironing – Gareth Sanders (UK) – 100 hr

• Longest marathon bartending – Ruth Brands (Belgium) – 111 hr

• Longest marathon on a bouncy castle – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

• Longest marathon playing quidditch – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

• Longest marathon being tattooed by multiple artists – No current record holder – minimum 61 hr

Now, if you fancy attempting one of our longest marathon records, you can find out more and apply right here.

saintbillion:

Sorry bro… just kidding.

saintbillion:

my brother since i come this earth i never see ooo. If i see i go marry am asap

_{Sorry sir.
I have about 3 to 4 of them in my contacts. Though them being tear rubber does not guarantee a successful marriage. That's why I let GOD choose for me.
I'm not in a rush.}

saintbillion:
As for me. I go delete the empty hennessy carton and the idiot man behind the girl.

Oga, you disappoint me small.

I don't need second hand abeg.
I can't be keeping myself to end up with a second hand.

A & D.

I'll start C when it's time.

Candidlady:
Nothing bad in it...

Stay-at-home dad


In Nigeria today most men stay at home with the excuse that they are working remotely while it is their wives that actually do the 9-4pm jobs


Men are getting extremely lazy... Anyways they have always been like that...

Eve went in search of food for that lazy man called Adam.. dude was just at home in the garden waiting to be fed by his wife...

And they still blame the poor woman for enlightening MEN.. INGRATES

Likes of Samueltemi337 and miracrood2 lazy set of individuals who would rather beg and gamble their wives money away

Ireject beings like em for my sisters out there

Were you there?

Who had been feeding Adam for the past 400 years of his life before Eve was created?

Say something reasonable and don't spill thrash just to saturate your hatred for men... And someone is your father too…

TemplarLandry:
It's worn out.

Wear it like that.
Just engrave, Bought for ₦40,000.00k on the sides.

PUSSYHOE:



I just saw GOTV MESSAGE of upgrade to 10500 from 80 channels to 100 channels

Wetin I dey watch?

Yea… but e reach to open thread on top?

HitlerWasRight:
Christianity was persecuted for 300ys until someone saw the hand of Judas against Christians .

Hitler and Nazism could not be persecuted beyond a year after the War ended and required massive Jewish shilling and Jewish lobbied laws to keep the Hitler hate alive.

In your lifetime, you will see that , yes indeed, Hitler was right!.

What was your calculation based on?
Where did you come up with '300 years'?

Nairaland Forum should just switch to Jokers' Forum.