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Romance › Re: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:30pm On Jun 30, 2023
frankyychiji:
Yes na me tongue
I thought as much…
Romance › Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
kyber:
Tell us the story
cheesy

So that somebody can call me an Ancestor?
Mba.
I no dey do.
grin
Romance › Re: Ladies This Is Harmful To Your Womb, Always Do This Now!!! by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
Anny69:
cheesy Nice observation.
You too?
smiley
Education › Re: Intimidating Facts You Never Knew. With number 11, you will be Wowed! ! by Westerhoffe(m): 6:28pm On Jun 30, 2023
NeloNelo:
WHO warns that soft drinks, chewing gum, and toothpaste all pose a cancer risk

https://thegisthouse.com/who-warns-that-soft-drinks-chewing-gum-and-toothpaste-all-pose-a-cancer-risk/
I just finished a bottle…
The LORD is my Shepherd.
cool
Romance › Re: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:27pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damian911:
How you gotta survive bro?
Well I got a small portable but futuristic alien-designed Hi-Tech Space craft to take me out of the messy planet in case the dreaded blast occurs. Would you like to join me if you don't mind?
To where?
Mars?
Remember, Perseverance travelled at 19,500 KM/H but reached Mars after 7 months…

Jupiter?
I'm sure no one is ready to travel that far away from the Earth.
cool
Romance › Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2023
Anny69:
Grandpa. grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin

I know you will track me reach here!

I'm not a grandpa o!
Abeg o!!
Romance › Re: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:55am On Jun 30, 2023
udede:
i hear say na the girl undecided
I thought as much… the self exposure tells she is. angry
Romance › Re: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 11:38pm On Jun 29, 2023
frankyychiji:
Shattap.
maxist2020

Check if this moniker was the girl in question. angry
Politics › Re: Wagner Group Rejects Putin Contracts Offer, Pulled Out Of Ukraine War by Westerhoffe(m): 11:31pm On Jun 29, 2023
Battle Weary…
Romance › Re: Ladies This Is Harmful To Your Womb, Always Do This Now!!! by Westerhoffe(m): 11:30pm On Jun 29, 2023
Not every ladies wear heels these days… sneakers has taken over.
Politics › Re: 1999 To 2023: Lagos State In One Picture by Westerhoffe(m): 11:28pm On Jun 29, 2023
More like, "Oga and his Squad".
Romance › Re: Guys Check Out What I Did For Sallah(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:27pm On Jun 29, 2023
Anny69:
😂 I did o. He's even singing off key.
He tried sha…
Properties › Re: Tenant Moved His Bike Up A Six Storey Building (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:23pm On Jun 29, 2023
wisdomkid:
That's a child's bike na. See the height when compared with the iron bars.
Not a child's bike.
Romance › Re: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 11:20pm On Jun 29, 2023
Did you try to find out if she is a nairalander? cheesy

I did not mention names though…
Politics › Re: Nigeria In Hot Soup As IPOB Buys Missiles To Bomb Abuja PHOTOS by Westerhoffe(m): 11:16pm On Jun 29, 2023
Those calling for war have definitely never seen war before…
Those who have been at wars do not find it amusing. They've killed men and watched men die, and there is nothing glorious about it.
Education › Re: Intimidating Facts You Never Knew. With number 11, you will be Wowed! ! by Westerhoffe(m): 11:13pm On Jun 29, 2023
Definitely, Shark oil/fat will have some anti-cancer properties if properly researched.
Romance › Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:53pm On Jun 29, 2023
OriOko88:
One of the most Ludicrous fantasies I really believed when growing up in d 90s is the belief that if u put sea water and lagoon water in d same bottle,the bottle will break and d water will separate grin. d news went so viral that almost everyone believed it then angry
I didn't…
Romance › Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:51pm On Jun 29, 2023
kyber:
This book brings back a lot of memories.
folk tales stories that we believe to be real when we were kids only to grow and realize there weren’t.

These stories were so soothing to us as kids and widened our imagination.

But We were lied to in our childhood.

But you see this Gen Z kids, they ain’t experiencing that now with TikTok and other social media taking over.
Lolz they are even wiser cause they won’t even believe any animal story we tell them, They would rather google it.

I remember at night when my pops would sit me down after eating Eba and banga soup and tell me story about the cat that got a bell tied to his neck to alert the rats of his arrival so they could run away just in time before his arrival .

Or is it the tortoise that kept eating yams he didn’t work for ? Then he got caught and thrown into hot fire only for him to laugh saying the fire couldn’t hurt him. Then they threw him into the sea and off he went, escaped,what a cunning animal lol

Share your experience and the folktale story you were told as a kid.
Dance Palm Tree.
cool
Travel › Re: Lone Man Repairs Highway In Ogun To Save Motorists From Gridlock by Westerhoffe(m): 10:47pm On Jun 29, 2023
He is sure a good citizen.
Romance › Re: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:40pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damian911:
That's if they will take heed
They won't… it's bound to happen.
Romance › Re: Guys Check Out What I Did For Sallah(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:39pm On Jun 29, 2023
Anny69:
😂😂
Abi na… you hear the lyrics?
Politics › Re: Oil Spillage In Eleme/Ogu, Rivers State (Pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:19pm On Jun 29, 2023
undecided

Awful…
Romance › Re: Guys Check Out What I Did For Sallah(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:18pm On Jun 29, 2023
What kinda song is this? undecided
Travel › Re: The World's Largest Cruise Ship Almost Ready To Set Sail | See People Reactions. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:35pm On Jun 28, 2023
Thugnificent:
Celine Dion better get her vocals ready grin cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin

Thou art a bad boy… yes… thou alone art a very bad boy.
Romance › Re: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:29pm On Jun 28, 2023
Damian911:
That's if they will take heed
It's got to break out…
Can not be stopped.
Romance › Re: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:33pm On Jun 28, 2023
Damian911:
With rigorous chemical research analysis we can get it
I mean probably the mixture of one compound with the other or chemical and the intense study of different radiation contaminated environment
OK…
Decades of research…
cool

And before then, the only solution remains, Don't push the button.
Romance › Re: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:10pm On Jun 28, 2023
Damian911:
I don't get what you're trying to say huh
What will be the compounds/components strong enough to reverse/contain/control/neutralize a nuclear explosion radiation?
Romance › Re: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 2:55pm On Jun 28, 2023
Damian911:
I think DARPA needs my service lol cheesy cheesy wink
But why didn't nobody think of this? I mean nobody rather a random 20yr old in West Africa well such is life
What will be used for this anti nuclear-radiation?
Crime › Re: French Police Kill Teen Who Refused Traffic Stop by Westerhoffe(m): 7:32am On Jun 28, 2023
DaveHarry:
I agree with your points but this
OK…
Romance › Re: Women This Is Dangerous For You, Please Your Sisters And Friends. Pictures by Westerhoffe(m): 7:26am On Jun 28, 2023
Bad and sad.

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