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SportsRe: Talented Young Brazilian Football Players Have Caught The Attention Of Many by Westerhoffe(m): 3:56am On Jul 01, 2023
They're good at that…
Impressive.
My kind of…
PoliticsRe: FRANCE WAR. Islamic Caliphate Takes Over The Country by Westerhoffe(m): 3:48am On Jul 01, 2023
One thing is, if you think you're being friendly, there are people who will gake it for granted, turn around and tear you.
You see all these immigrants? They have a mission and France was just too blind to see that.

Macron failed his country on this.
CelebritiesRe: Anita Brown Got The Attention She Wants As She Shock Davido To Visit Nigeria. Is by Westerhoffe(m): 3:41am On Jul 01, 2023
If you know, you know.
Jokes EtcRe: Saw This And Can't Stop Laughing � by Westerhoffe(m): 3:39am On Jul 01, 2023
Me as a student: Excuse me sir! Can you please excuse me a minute? I need to use the laughroom. Sorry sir, backroom.
PoliticsRe: Odu’a Group To Begin Oil Exploration by Westerhoffe(m):
O'odua gaining ground and setting pace.
If only some other people would follow suit.
Yorubas are still the most intelligent in Nigeria.

Tribe of the Lions.

For those quoting and attacking me, forget it… you won't understand until it stares at you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Rockets Destruction by Westerhoffe(m): 3:35am On Jul 01, 2023
But war is expensive sha!
Imagine burning up millions of dollars overnight just to destroy one another!
RomanceRe: A Lady With An Exquisite Physique Shows Up Her Gymnastic Skills (video) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:32am On Jul 01, 2023
I can too… but I won't. shocked
FoodRe: Another Chef Set On Breaking Hilda's Record,Watch Cookathon In Ondo State by Westerhoffe(m): 3:30am On Jul 01, 2023
undecided

Becoming stale and annoying.
Let's find something else to compete for.
We know all of you can cook for years, but must it be only food that Nigerians
cook to enter Guinness Book of Records?
They will soon ban Nigerians from that record now...
Nigerians and overdo!
FoodRe: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by Westerhoffe(m):
undecided

Becoming stale and annoying.
Let's find something else to compete for.
We know all of you can cook for years, on the marathon scale, but must it be only food that Nigerians cook to enter Guinness Book of Records?
They will soon ban Nigerians from that record now...
RomanceRe: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 12:55am On Jul 01, 2023
Anny69:
grin hehehehe.
smiley
Yea…
RomanceRe: Ladies This Is Harmful To Your Womb, Always Do This Now!!! by Westerhoffe(m): 12:55am On Jul 01, 2023
Anny69:
Sometimes.
OK.
RomanceRe: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damian911:
I never mentioned a particular destination
We are going interstellar, traveling out of this god-damned universe with my futuristic advanced space machine how about that?
Then your craft will need to travel at Mach 400,000.
RomanceRe: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:42pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damian911:
We are traveling deep into space in search of a habitable planet (s) where we can probably start a new life
Aliens.
cool
RomanceRe: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:30pm On Jun 30, 2023
frankyychiji:
Yes na me tongue
I thought as much…
RomanceRe: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
kyber:
Tell us the story
cheesy

So that somebody can call me an Ancestor?
Mba.
I no dey do.
grin
RomanceRe: Ladies This Is Harmful To Your Womb, Always Do This Now!!! by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
Anny69:
cheesy Nice observation.
You too?
smiley
EducationRe: Intimidating Facts You Never Knew. With number 11, you will be Wowed! ! by Westerhoffe(m): 6:28pm On Jun 30, 2023
NeloNelo:
WHO warns that soft drinks, chewing gum, and toothpaste all pose a cancer risk

https://thegisthouse.com/who-warns-that-soft-drinks-chewing-gum-and-toothpaste-all-pose-a-cancer-risk/
I just finished a bottle…
The LORD is my Shepherd.
cool
RomanceRe: Is The Threat Of World War Three over? A Nairalander shocking discovery (A must) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:27pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damian911:
How you gotta survive bro?
Well I got a small portable but futuristic alien-designed Hi-Tech Space craft to take me out of the messy planet in case the dreaded blast occurs. Would you like to join me if you don't mind?
To where?
Mars?
Remember, Perseverance travelled at 19,500 KM/H but reached Mars after 7 months…

Jupiter?
I'm sure no one is ready to travel that far away from the Earth.
cool
RomanceRe: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2023
Anny69:
Grandpa. grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin

I know you will track me reach here!

I'm not a grandpa o!
Abeg o!!
RomanceRe: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:55am On Jun 30, 2023
udede:
i hear say na the girl undecided
I thought as much… the self exposure tells she is. angry
RomanceRe: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 11:38pm On Jun 29, 2023
frankyychiji:
Shattap.
maxist2020

Check if this moniker was the girl in question. angry
PoliticsRe: Wagner Group Rejects Putin Contracts Offer, Pulled Out Of Ukraine War by Westerhoffe(m): 11:31pm On Jun 29, 2023
Battle Weary…
RomanceRe: Ladies This Is Harmful To Your Womb, Always Do This Now!!! by Westerhoffe(m): 11:30pm On Jun 29, 2023
Not every ladies wear heels these days… sneakers has taken over.
PoliticsRe: 1999 To 2023: Lagos State In One Picture by Westerhoffe(m): 11:28pm On Jun 29, 2023
More like, "Oga and his Squad".
RomanceRe: Guys Check Out What I Did For Sallah(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:27pm On Jun 29, 2023
Anny69:
😂 I did o. He's even singing off key.
He tried sha…
PropertiesRe: Tenant Moved His Bike Up A Six Storey Building (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:23pm On Jun 29, 2023
wisdomkid:
That's a child's bike na. See the height when compared with the iron bars.
Not a child's bike.
RomanceRe: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by Westerhoffe(m): 11:20pm On Jun 29, 2023
Did you try to find out if she is a nairalander? cheesy

I did not mention names though…
PoliticsRe: Nigeria In Hot Soup As IPOB Buys Missiles To Bomb Abuja PHOTOS by Westerhoffe(m): 11:16pm On Jun 29, 2023
Those calling for war have definitely never seen war before…
Those who have been at wars do not find it amusing. They've killed men and watched men die, and there is nothing glorious about it.
EducationRe: Intimidating Facts You Never Knew. With number 11, you will be Wowed! ! by Westerhoffe(m): 11:13pm On Jun 29, 2023
Definitely, Shark oil/fat will have some anti-cancer properties if properly researched.
RomanceRe: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:53pm On Jun 29, 2023
OriOko88:
One of the most Ludicrous fantasies I really believed when growing up in d 90s is the belief that if u put sea water and lagoon water in d same bottle,the bottle will break and d water will separate grin. d news went so viral that almost everyone believed it then angry
I didn't…

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