KingAzubuike:

80% people without hands like this na thief dem thief wey dem decide to give them long sleeve as punishment. You don't need to pity them.

successmatters:
This chicken coop cannot be over 15 million naira

And people are complaining?

God punish poverty, critics that are poor in their thinking.

Visman:
Myself i traveled from Abuja to Lagos in December 2011

DECENTBWOY:
Good morning nairalanders, I know its too early to post this but this issue has been troubling me for a while now.
I can't sleep, even if i eventually do, i can't stay asleep, for example if i sleep by 2am, i will wake up by 4am and thats it for that night.
It has been going on for months now, and i hardly sleep in the afternoon too..
If you observe when i made this post, I slept around 3am because today is my birthday, i was answering calls and chats from well wishers, now i am up again around 5, thats why i made this post, i am fed up...

Please can you guys suggest a very strong sleeping tablet for me? I really need to sleep and stay asleep, i mean lock everywhere up, eat, take the tablet and sleep a very deep sleep, a kind of sleep that i will not know what is happening around...

Please help a brother, i don even begin de slim like who them de squeeze blood commut for body....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUMBLE SELF BTW...

NwaNimo1:
Like in 'Training Day'.....

You are on point. Training Day was based off a real life crooked cop

Iamgrey5:
The population of Nigeria should be 100 million at most.

Every independent Data released always point to that direction.

It is also clear that Lagos is the most populated with estimation of over 7 to 10 million people.

Kano should be 5 to 7 million people.

Looky:
Netflix have been trying to push their subltle nudity agenda into the Nigerian psyche through the movie industry.A time will come when everyone will see a naked actress in a movie as a normal thing.
Look at Anikulapo and the recent one starring Nancy Isime.Actresses can go to any length to get a lead role in a movie which includes going naked on set.What is happening to our high moral standard I Nigeria.
Is Netflix gradually eroding our culture.

nlfpmod:
Former governor, Gbenga Daniel's physically challenged son, Debola Daniel, shares his story about living in Nigeria as a disabled person.



https://twitter.com/DebolaDaniel/status/1609868053780496387?s=20&t=-j-ZvgY2XH3s3HJvR3K5BQ



https://twitter.com/DebolaDaniel/status/1609987182889951236

Stephenmoka4:
At first I thought E-Naira is a "type" of cryptocurrency coin, I don't see it more than Naira in online account, just like Palmpay and Opay.

basty:


Bloody illiterate

mariahAngel:


Prophet of doom. Only seeing the negative side of things.

Unyimekelvin:
I'm totally down,i mean emotional damaged by All this acts of mine.

I started masturbation at 16, now it is up to 6 years i could not stop it ..also betting .. I'm a strong addict on this..... especially virtual game this shit has eaten me deeply, plus masturbation i can't understand anything in life again...i tried stopping it but I couldn't...

Note i does this gambling online... this how its always goes, when I fund My bet wallet,i will start playing virtual games( in the space of 6 years i have Lost up to 5million naira) ND if I don't winn ;i will divert to porn from porn to masturbation...

I got My dick injured through masturbating some one should help out please... just drop your advice biko...

I don't even know how to write this, cos I'm crying now

Flahyuq:
Guys,How much do you spend on haircut
Please be sincere!
Highest i have paid so far is 700naira cus of the fuel scarcity and all that
Normally,I spend 500naira

ExAngel007:
A mummified "mermaid" said to grant immortality to whoever tastes its flesh will be examined by scientists in order to reveal its true nature.

The mysterious creature was allegedly caught in the Pacific Ocean, off the Japanese island of Shikoku, between 1736 and 1741, and is now kept in a temple in the city of Asakuchi.

The creature has a human appearance except for its fish-like lower half.

Researchers from the Kurashiki University of Science and the Arts have now taken the mummy for CT scanning in a bid to unravel its secrets.

Hiroshi Kinoshita of the Okayama Folklore Society, who came up with the project, said the bizarre creature could have religious significance.

Hiroshi Kinoshita "Japanese mermaids have a legend of immortality," he said.

"It is said that if you eat the flesh of a mermaid, you will never die."

"There is a legend in many parts of Japan that a woman accidentally ate the flesh of a mermaid and lived for 800 years.

"This ‘Yao-Bikuni’ legend is also preserved near the temple where the mermaid mummy was found.

"I heard that some people, believing in the legend, used to eat the scales of mermaid mummies."

The scientists examining the mummy will publish their findings later this year.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17828242/mystery-mummified-mermaid-human-face-tail/

Archworld:


I thought I was talking to a learned person . I am not a man of stup*d argument. If you can't reason with facts , you don't worth my reply at all. Learn to be logical . Humans are higher than animals because they can reason . Use your sense in argument . Bye

elonmuskbaby:
Fruits,water, vegetables but especially fruits with lots of liquid like watermelon,oranges and every type of fruits with water to flush out every debris of weed or things that might be growing as a consequences of smoking weed.

Again when you stop weed you have to replace it immediately with anything healthy you find enjoyable ( fruits is a good alternative) to prevent relapse

SmartGadgetz:
Volkswagen Jetta 1996 Sale for transport business for sale
Colour - Red
Tires - Alloy Wheels
Price : #500k (Negotiable)
Condition: Buy & Drive, No faults
Location: AjaIye, Lagos
Call or WhatsApp : 09035464082

Datboredberry:
moral: don't pressure people into being miserable...

Marriage is mostly a do or die affair in third world countries...

onyxo76:
how you take get am? i;m still waiting for mine for over 3 months now, and i cannot even apply to get it in another state where there is less demand, as i have already captured in osun

advanceDNA:


Lol....Wait... u mean you went online to fill form and book appointment to collect passport in Nigeria??
Guy did you just arrive Nigeria??
At least leave the country before you start observing protocol in another country where things work...

You want to block immigration officers from eating money?? They will never allow it.. something people are paying 50-60k for you want to escape by paying the normal fees.. it’s like you don’t know this people

You will end up paying more unless you know someone very high up the food chain...

If you want to get your passport on time... forget that 22k... go and meet them in the office... this period is hard.... you will pay up to 70k for normal or 100k for fast track.....

Promzy99:
How Do I Stop This Habit? Help Needed Pls....

I started notcing this recently, each time I want to pray that thought or scene will just pop up and interrup. Immediately I begin to sing" Holy spirit activate" �� funny enough it doesnt works �... Someone should please help me oo..

summerwilliam:
When taking care of wheelchair transportation, the first thing that comes to mind is the sort of wheelchair to utilize. It is necessary to invest in the ideal kind of wheelchair depending upon the individual that will certainly utilize it. When choosing a wheelchair, the interests of the disabled individual need to be considered. The comfort of the customer is one of the most important. What is using having the ability to walk around, when you're in a discomforting chair?

If you are the one thinking about buying a wheelchair, the possibilities are you might end up being a wheelchair assistant either on a regular or periodic basis. Having that in mind, it agrees with for you to have a wheelchair that can be pressed as well as turned conveniently.

There are 2 major sorts of wheelchairs. One is the hand-operated wheelchair, which is operated by the passenger by turning the large side wheels (generally around 20-26 inches wide). Manual wheelchairs can be adjusted or folded. Popular today are light-weight guidebook wheelchairs that give less complicated wheelchair transport for both the passenger and also the wheelchair assistant. One more type is the electric-powered wheelchair, which has navigational controls. This wheelchair appropriates for those with exceptionally minimal flexibility.

When acquiring a wheelchair whether for you or another person, attempt greater than one type of wheelchair. It is additionally recommended to ask a doctor's point of view. The doctor may recommend the optimal wheelchair depending on the individual's sort of injury, degree of injury, age, body framework, and endurance.

For the client, particular considerations must be observed as well. These are the anticipated length of leg stability, the environment of the person, and the lifestyle of the individual. Hands-on collapsible wheelchairs may be appropriate for momentarily disabled clients. A physician would need to be asked about better wheelchairs for people with long-term specials needs. Wheelchairs suitable for indoor use might not be appropriate for exterior usage. Nevertheless, it prevails for patients to use the same wheelchair in the house, at the park, and anywhere else.

Physical attributes of the chair should additionally be taken into consideration. The most crucial would certainly be the weight. A wheelchair that is very easy for motion is around 15-20 extra pounds. Light-weight folding wheelchairs would be convenient, especially the ones that can fit easily inside the trunk of your vehicle.

The comfort of the chair is also a relevant factor to consider. A lot of clients remain lengthy hrs in the wheelchair, so an ideal wheelchair must be comfortable. Normally, comfortable chairs are 19 inches vast. Bigger people need wheelchairs with broader seats and stronger bodies. On the other hand, seats normally have padding or pads to offer comfort to the resident.

You need to likewise ask the optimum weight capacity of the wheelchair. Challenging most of them can lug a weight of approximately 250 pounds. Compare the weight ability of the wheelchair with the weight of the patient.

The rate is the significant deciding element. Wheelchairs can be as affordable as $99, yet rates can go up to over $300, relying on the attributes.

Brainard22:
We all have one or two gifts we place over others, mine's when i was down and dead broke, and needed just #30k for a project, I was hopeless till I ran into my current best friend.


I had 5 days deadline for the project and no hope from anywhere, I posted about it on my Whatsapp status and he replied (my nigga) and asked of my aza, I sent and he wired me #65k

Man I was mad with joy and thanking this nigga but he said I shouldn't mention, I even promised to pay back and he refused, I can proudly say God and this my nigga made me today because I got 1.1m after the project (real contract was 310k but I got two more jobs making 1.1m)



That's my story ........



What's yours?

Fiscus105:


And when you get to age 60, you become "baba n dagbe"(dad that leaves aloof) baba at 70 who sweeps, cooks and watches his clothes.

By then to remarry will be tedious and hand of clock won't be able to turn back.

Ask ur self why the popular saying goes.....responsible man. The phrase is loaded with meanings.

Again go and read about Dino melaye recent post about remarry, I biliv you know he is multi millionaire

What about FFK, he keep trying to have woman at home

murecool:
STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE.*

*_WORKING TOGETHER, NIGERIA WILL REALIZE ITS TRUE POTENTIALS_* — *OSINBAJO.*

*Former Ogun Gov Daniel tells VP:* _We know your job is not easy, but we are proud of you._

Though Nigeria is facing diverse challenges, it will overcome the problems and realize its potentials especially if people who share progressive views continue to work together in the interest of the country, according to Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, SAN.

Prof. Osinbajo stated this Wednesday when he received on a courtesy visit to the Presidential Villa, members of a SouthWest Think-Tank known as IMODOYE led by former Ogun State Governor, Otunba Gbenga Daniel. (Imodoye means knowledge is valuable)

According to the Vice President, “I am very hopeful that this country will truly realize its potentials and I believe that all of us working together can make that happen. If the progressive ideas are put forward and we focus, then this country indeed will work.

“The country is ours, we should make it happen, there will be many challenges but I think that we must be prepared to face it until progressive views of improved welfare for the citizens that we represent, eventually prevail.”

Speaking on the efforts of the Buhari administration to address some of the challenges confronting Nigerians, the Vice President noted that “the best way out of where we are today is to have a massive plan for investment because that is really how to create opportunities for jobs, which is what we are hoping to achieve with the Economic Sustainability Plan, creating opportunities through the solar investments with 5 million connections, the Farms for Jobs Project and the Social Housing Scheme.”

The Vice President then reiterated that the welfare of the people and the progress of the country has always been and will remain the priority of the APC and the Buhari administration.

Earlier in his remark, former governor of Ogun State, Otunba Gbenga Daniel, said the visit was to identify with and support the cause of Prof. Osinbajo whom he described as “intelligent, hardworking, articulate” and a very proud son of the Southwest region.

His words: “we want to let you know that you are appreciated, we are proud of you and the work that you are doing, we know it is not an easy job. We also want to let you know that we want to join you in nation-building, if there is anything, any assignment you want us to undertake, we are at your service, that is why we are here.”

Former Governor Daniel who is now an APC member led the Imodoye delegation which included some other new entrants into the party.
He said having joined the party he has visited the President, Governors, and other leaders including Chief Bisi Akande.

With him yesterday at the VP's office were Mr Dare Babarinsa, a veteran journalist; and Otunba Opeyemi Agbaje, a policy analyst. Others were, Mr Ayodele Olaoye, Mr Kole Omololu, Mr. Kole Abe, Mr Deola Sosanwo, Mr Steve Oliyide, Mr John Obafemi and Mr Demola Folarin.

*Laolu Akande,*
*Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media & Publicity,*
*Office of the Vice President.*
6th May 2021.

WhiteRuler:
First of all, apologies for any errors you may come across as I am not at the right frame of mind now.

Secondly, this post is 100% real about my life. So nothing is fake in it.

I'm a man, precisely 33 years old. I graduated from the University in 2019 at age 31. You may ask why I was still in school till that age. Well, I have realized that family/parental background matters a lot in a child's life no matter how people try to twist the fact. My family/parental background wasn't a good one educationally and financially as my parents were just petty traders and this has contributed negatively in achieving my goals and aspirations in life. With the above, you can deduce that there was no sources of funding for my tertiary education so I had to find a job after my secondary school while very ambitious about my furthering my education because I always believed in acquiring education up to university level. This led me to doing several odd jobs such as construction site labourer, security guard, cleaning, barbing, hawking, even to remove soak away and many others just to feed and see myself through school. Let me also add that @33 now, there are some jobs I can't do again because of some changes in my health system occasioned by some of the odd jobs I exposed myself to. For example, any strenuous job now is not for me as it makes me breath heavily like an asthmatic patient; any job that requires standing for long or bending down not for me due to broken waist (although these might be solvable issues but for now, I can't tell cos I have no money to visit health facility).

Moving on, while I may be thanking God for the academic success (even though the school is yet to issue me certificate) but I'm having strong feelings about myself. I feel like I have failed in life. I feel like I am a failure. My mates who got admission into university immediately after secondary school are gainfully employed today, living in comfortable apartment (built or rented), married with kids, have their own car and generally doing well. Even the ones who didn't further but venture into learning trade are doing well too. On the other hand, at 33, I have virtually nothing to show for it. Still living in one thatch house, poor, hungry and starving, no wife, no kid(s) (not even a serious girlfriend), no job, no car and nothing to show for my 33 years on earth. This is why I'm feeling like I have failed in life and it has made me to always be ashamed of myself and always trying to avoid meeting my mates who are doing well.

Also, looking at the country Nigeria, most employers recruit under 30. @33, what are my chances of
landing a good job if I refuse to forge age and go for service but collect exemption letter? What are even the possibility of getting a job as I have no capital for business? Note: between 2019 and now, I've learnt several online money making skills but yet to make a kobo out of it all. Note also: ordinarily, I wouldn't seek employment (private or government) because I'm multi talented e.g in football, entertainment or business but these talents need money to develop which is what I'm lacking.

My questions:
Please what do you all think? Do you think I have failed or I'm a failure in life? What is the future holding for me? As at today, the only thing I can boast of is "I am a graduate". Nothing more...like I said, poor, hungry and starving.

Help me with good pieces of advice please before my mind begins to consider evil as fastest way of making money. Thanks.

davonlee:
For about 1-2 months, I've been experiencing rectal discharge (a lump above my anus which brings out bloody mucur), constant weakness and pain in my abdominal area. Initially, I thought it was a disease called Hemorrhoids, because the symptoms are exactly the same, and I never imagined this could happen to me. Two nights ago, my stool was filled with dark red blood; so I had to quickly inform my parents. They advised I go for a full scale test. To cut the story short, I've been diagnosed with stage 1 colon cancer. I really need your prayers.

Feddytune:




Okay if u can send me a screenshot with the date and time... I'll give you 10k....