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Anigreat:



Nice one

Commendable

Though this is fake love , it's all for the money and care received by him from the ancestor
BUT

The older the better, you don't stress yourself over anything, no fear that someone is cheating on you, you received the best form and unconditional love and respect. And even if she cheats, is that supposed to be your
business? No, your business is the money. Kudos to the young man for being so lucky to have ancestor as a wife.


But I can't imagine my dicccck entering that wrinkle and wane pussssy, I can't imagine it, and I don't want to imagine it, because if I do, I am gonna puke seriously.

What money are you yakking about?
Didn't you read where it said the granny is a cashier at a convenience store?
Before that, the couple were colleagues at a dead end job.

Fools!
Nigeria always have everything, but see where it got us.

Potentials without a future. The usual story.
Minister is not ashamed to talk about electric cars when even Aso Rock still budgets hundreds of millions annually for generator fuelling, repairs and maintenance.

The curse of natural resources

Jackson105:
Most of you in your shallowness always refer to Abiola case, Abiola won fair and square, he even defeated Tofa in Kano his home state, the reason why Abiola was not sworn in, is because of the military and democracy is still young then.

Their is no way anyone will win election in Nigeria now and will not be sworn in, so your Abiola analysis is irrelevant and useless. And what more, Abiola has GCFR to his name an honor only alwarded to the president, by officially recognising him as the winner of 1993 election.

Abiola won overwhelmingly in the north and south west, and of course lost in the 5% useless and irrelevant States, and that still didn't stop Abiola Victory.

Instead of you guys to put all your energy in marketing your candidate, you put all your arsenal on Tinubu therefore, making him more popular.

5% people with 0.5 IQ.

As far as Nigeria's politics is concerned, you have shown you are the one with 0.5 IQ.

Your mumu just shamed GEJ's mumu

Joeblazeochola:
This one na cover up. D man bet on mali to win d match, u knw d odd for mali to win? Guyman don cash out big tym! Hw much afcon wan pay am now compare to w8in im make one day. zambia man dehydrate kwa? na only him sun de beat?

You just come online to post so much trash.
Be aware that very soon, such posts can land you in trouble
You just made a huge accusation on someone you don't know and haven't met, just because you think you are anonymous here.

Jakumo:
Many car fans in da house have probably wondered now and then whether a monkey could prove to be a better driver than some of the crazy drivers in Lagos. Here is a video showing that a well-trained monkey can indeed be a safe and skilled driver capable of handling Lagos traffic.

Please if you know that your driving skills are not comparable with what is on display here, just watch and learn before passing any comment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSF2OSafDWU

Video has been removed

Biodun556:
Ibos have bad leaders but complain about others who are better off.

You got a point
But then, you should know that the reason why Igbos complain about other States' leaders is for the simple reason that there are lots of Igbos residing in those states.
There's no dispute here.
In every SW State, other than non Yorubas (indigene or non) Igbos would have the second largest population.

Bearing that in mind, you won't hear Igbos talk much about govs of Kebbi, Jigawa or other states they don't have sizeable population.

seunmsg:
The only joke I see here is Bode George. An ex-convict who has never won any election in his life should not be trash talking the ambition of strong politician who has won election repeatedly by himself and through others.

Bode George is an old fool with no shame. At his age, one expect him to speak like an elder and not like an idiot. Hatred and jealousy has eaten up his dark soul. I keep wondering if there are no elders in his family to call him to order and save him from ridiculing himself publicly in this manner.

And you obviously, is the young fool.

That cretins such as you still come online to spill shyte after the disaster Buhari turned out to be, fuelled by peanuts you get paid, is appalling.
Oh, I agree that Bode George is foolish. But folks such as you would be doddering piece of crap by the time you get to be Bode's age.

Ashmark:
1 Corinthians 6:18- Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5 - For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God;

Sorry, but "sexual immorality" as quoted here is ambiguous.
The bible itself mentioned some deeds it classified as sexual sins, such as fornication, adultery, homosexuality...
It also mentioned "lust of the flesh", which itself is an ambiguous phrase, and which isn't limited to sex.

You aren't hitting the nail where it is meant to go...simply because the spot to hit doesn't exist.

MistarT:
Romans
1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents
1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that THEY WHICH COMMIT SUCH THINGS ARE WORTHY OF DEATH, NOT ONLY DO THE SAME, BUT HAVE PLEASURE IN THEM THAT DO THEM.


Watching porn is having pleasure in lawlessness and obscenity and that's a very grievous offence before The Heavenly Father, if a man or woman has an inept sexual capacity he or she should meet the originator of sex (God himself) the devil is too daft to instigate such supernatural process (sex) so go back to the manufacturer because all the organs used are created by Him

God is The Supreme Deity and the world will begin to see another great dimension of Him.

Stop being smart by half.
The subject is porn.
You have quoted from a part of the scriptures that mentioned various sins. Please tell me where porn was included.
Here's another thing: a married couple may video themselves having sex, just to watch it at a later date. Technically, they watch porn when they watch such videos of themselves.
And don't for a minute think porn is restricted to videos. Watching live sex is same as watching porn. This was something the Romans did in biblical times and even prior to that time.
So, you can't come up with the lame excuse that porn didn't exist back then.
When you want to make claims and the bible isn't direct in talking about the subject matter, it implies it is subject to interpretation and individual discretion.
Meanwhile, can you interprete that part of your comment I bolded? What is this lawlessness you mentioned? If I have sex with my wife and record it for future viewing, what law did I break?
What actually is lawless about watching porn, both criminal law and theological law? Do you throw big words around because it makes you feel intelligent?

Don't walk into a minefield out of ignorance. It is folks like you that make some atheist believe that christians are dumb.

Interesting15:
Ignore agents of the devil trying to paint sexual immorality as being normal. Live your life for Jesus Christ. This is your destiny.

Since you are posting this from a spiritual/religious/christian point of view, it would be sensible to support your claims with bible verses.
I'm not saying you're right or wrong, however, for masturbation can you point to anywhere in the scriptures that paints it as sin, or at least said it was morally wrong?

helinues:
O set go

CNG should sometimes be calming down....

Ipobs are not speaking on behalf of SE, they are probably passing the message to their Meth addict members.

How Igbo people allowed illiterates and miscreants to over run their region should be added to one of the new wonders in the world

Igbo's and terrorism don't go together, Ipobs are more like cancer in SE which should be cut down with the roots

What is a bigger wonder is how the illiterate buhari became your president, and is still actively supported by oafs such as you.

Meanwhile, the people leading IPOB you claim to be illiterates are educated. I challenge you to prove your claim. Same cannot be said of your lord bubu, who never had an o'level pass, and has never seen any need to improve himself intellectually.

NoSentiment:
Mr Reno, opposition is not madness. If you are so patriotic why don't you come back home and do the opposition politics here? Which economic prosperity was there in Nigeria when u people held sway?

Hehehehehe.
Right here, you believe you have made a sensible comment.
So it wasn't madness when bubu was living in a London hospital and his errand boys (you're one of them) said bubu can rule Nigeria from overseas?
He can rule from overseas but Reno cannot oppose from overseas, abi?

Dumb people everywhere.
If you care to check, the indices are very clear that even though he's another dumb fellow, GEJ's govt was vastly superior to Bubu's.

richiemcgold:
Ogbeni shata
Your brain go soon scatter
Odogwu has landed in kotoka
You better japa

Damn!
I enjoyed this rhyme.

I suggest you post it repeatedly on Burna's Instagram. Something may come out of it

MurderX:
Many unanswered questions here. Why is she so desperate? like she is on a do-or-die mission? She has been apprehended twice in different states and she is still bent on delivering that child to whoever.

Notice that the mother of that child took good care of this girl, she looks well kept like the big sister of the child. That is why they attracted everyone's attention everywhere because they both did not fit the profile of destitutes. Its the good of this woman and her family to this girl that protected that baby, they treated her well and she wanted to pay them with evil. This calls for serious thanksgiving.

God bless that Sagamu woman, she is the angel � that was used to save this child.

God has delivered that Alfa from wahala wey no concern am he would have been confessing "the truth" to the police by now.

Exactly!
I have been trying to remember where I read this story before now. When you mentioned an Alfa, i remembered where I read in the news about a certain alfa who took them to his mosque.
There were speculations that he could have used them for juju

So, if this girl wasn't caught by a woman in Ogun State, ogbeni alfa would be confessing all his sins to the dumb Naija police by now

He should thank Allah

festacman:
So even ordinary lesbian relationship that we thought should be easy and simple is complicated!

Las Las nothing is easy in this world.

No. You should say, las las na preek sure pass.
Confused women. Nah lack of strong preek dey give dem mental higihaga

Theonlysonofher:
While others are celebrating the new year today I am here sobbing because my marriage is at the verge of breaking.

I loved my wife with all my heart but I don't think I will ever forgive her for what she has done to my mother.

I am the only child of my mother. I have three sisters on my father's side.
I am married with two beautiful daughters. my mother suffered from diabetes, bp and high cholesterol. She is on a special diets strictly no salt or too much sugar.

She came to stay with me because the person who was taking care of her wasn't doing her job properly so I had to bring her to my house so I will be monitoring her health.

I have a house help who prepares all her meals with less salt and she also makes sure she takes her medicines on time without fail.
Everything was fine, my mother is not a troublesome person, she gets on well with my wife and most of the time she is in her room resting.

On the 20th of December my house help had traveled to the village to see her people and she will be back in January 4th so my wife and I have to take care of my mother making sure that her foods is less salty and medicines on time.

Since I am always working so my wife had to take most of the responsibility. It is only for a week and fews days until the house help is back.

She had agreed to take care of my mother during this periods of time and I thought everything was fine but I noticed my mother become distant and tired unlike her and I had no idea that she was actually dying and I have never suspected that my wife was maltreating her.

So Thursday being 30th December I was at work when my wife called and asked me to join her at the hospital because mama had a seizure.

I rushed to the hospital and my mother was in a coma state and I asked her what happened to mama, she said mama woke up that morning complaining about shortage of breath and she told her to go back to bed and rest hoping she will be fine by the time she will wake up.
Only for mama to fall off the ground and started shaking with foam coming out of her mouth.

I was in panicked I couldn't stop praying for my mother to get better and I didn't leave the hospital, my wife went home to take care of the children because she has left them with the neighbour and I had spend all night prayer vigil at my mother's bedside and glory be to God my mother woke up yesterday being 31st but the doctor report was not a good news for me.

Actually my mother was poisoned with salt and guess who did it? My beloved wife couldn't bothered to cook a different meal for my mother, she used to feed her the same meal we ate knowing full well that mama cannot eat the same foods as us because we are salt lovers, especially my wife, she love eating too much salt which I have warned her over and over again because it is also not good for her health.

I confronted her, she said she only fed mama the same meals we ate twice only but according to the doctor it was more than two times.

I am hurt that my wife doesnt love my mother or treat her like her own mother because if she truly loved her like her own mother she would have put her diet on consideration and not allow her to eat the same meal as us. I love her mother and u treat her like my own mother.

It pains me a lot when I remember five years ago when her mother was in coma state and she was staying with her at the hospital, she is her only daughter amongst three boys.

I used to visit them everyday after work, I will bring foods and I have even washed her mother clothes with my own hands, I have done with love because she is my mother. I called my mother in law this morning and I have informed her about what her daughter has done to my mother and she couldn't stop apologising and she is very disappointed with my wife.

But see how she has repaid me by hurting my own mother.

She has apologised to me and to my mother, I have forgave her but I don't think I can stay with her again because one day if I become sick or bedridden she might treat me the same way.

Honestly speaking I am not even at home with her and the kids, I am at my cousin brother's house since yesterday I left the hospital and my mother is still in the hospital because she needs more treatment and hopefully she will recover by next week.

I don't feel like going home today and I don't know when I'll go home but I will always be there for my girls because they are the best thing that ever happened to me.

What other advice would you give me on this situation? What are your thoughts? Thank you for reading all I love this community.

Let's accept your wife did this intentionally, but....
Why did your mother go ahead and eat the meals, since she can clearly taste the higher salt content?
I mean, she is used to food tasting bland (saltless)
So, how come she didn't reject the meals at FIRST TASTE??
Did your wife force feed her?

Kolawole2130:
We have been married for 3 years now. We stay in a self contained apartment he tries as much as possible to pay his bills while i support him too with paying the bills. Since we married anytime i talk about childbearing he gets angry. Like he may not talk to me for days i will be the one to come and beg him later. He says his not ready to start bearing kids that he wants to be have enough money to take care of the kids. He says he doesnt want his children to suffer.
Am so pissed off am 32 now his 35 and he earns 100k while i earn 70k is that not enough to raise a family. Plus age is not on my side he doesnt look like he will be ready in a year time again. Am already getting tired and people around me are getting married. No body can even talk to him his mind is made up already. The last fight we had he said i can go and divorce him if i cannot wait till his ready. His busy reading for professional exam instead of him to be thinking of how to produce seed. Professiknal exam that will last another 2 years. His family cant even talk to him. Am just frustrated already.

Well, i know that intending couples take it for granted that they would soon begin to have babies immediately after marriage.
Seem like the both of you didn't discuss this first, correct?

Since you can't have a child without his cooperation, and understandably, your biological clock is ticking....what do you want online denizens to do for you?

Decide right now which is more important to you: having a baby/babies or living in a happy marriage with your spouse.
You said he is rigid and no one can seem to change his mind. So, don't let the frustration ruin your life.
Treat your hubby like a king. Stop complaining about getting pregnant. Look for his mumu button and press it till he is eager to shag you like the world is about to end.
Do this without getting anxious. Live each day at a time...
He'd be the one who would be eager for you to have a baby, before you know it.
Strong willed guys can't be won over by complaining and insisting on having your way.

Blaze14k:
I have been dating this girl for about two years now and our relationship was leaning towards marriage until we broke up. The reason we broke up was because she always go through everything on my phone including my bank transaction, who i called, the pictures i deleted on my phone, and who i blocked on whatsapp and facebook. She literally goes through everything until i got fed up.. not only that shes also disturbing me about getting married to her all the time. And i broke up with her because of something that is meaningless. We both moved on and i met this girl online and told her i dont want to date buh we can be friends. So after about 2 months my friends ex called me and said she cry almost everyday that she wants to speak to me. So she apologized for everything that happened and i just had to no choice than to take her back.

The twist here is that i told this new friend about my ex and she noticed a few good things about me. So she started having a crush on me that she wants to pay me a visit. Just this night she sent me a picture of her wearing some skimpy cloth and that definitely put my guards down and im really tempted to invite her.

Guys am back with my ex and this is really tempting what do i do. Please i need a mature advice cos this new girl might grow more feelings for me if i invite her. Im thinking of paying her a visit instead of inviting her. Matured guys please

For your peace of mind, do not marry that ex of yours.
Her behaviour of scrutinizing all your communications and online activities won't end. In fact, she will become more daring and more challenging of your activities once she becomes your wife.
This sort of behavior in women NEVER changes. Talking from experience.

If you can't condone it, then avoid her.

Antell95:
25

Unless you have other issues you don't want to mention, i see no problem here.
Life has phases. Some come earlier or later. Change is a constant thing.
Those vices you seem to have lost interest in, there's nothing wrong with that. You should be worried if you lose interest in EVERYTHING else, including upgrading your knowledge and earnings and every facet of life.
As you develop interest in better things, it will expose you to people with similar interests and friendship becomes inevitable.

Final advice: don't be afraid to be different.
In fact, be a lone wolf, if your nature desires it along the line. Just become better every day.
I am not in Nigeria, and 90% of my friends live in different countries. These are friends I made during high school and university days. We don't even communicate every day, but that doesn't change the basis of our friendship.

PotatoSalad:
You watch a lot of Hollywood movies. Area 51 id just a restricted facility for testing new aircraft tech, made famous by Hollywood movies and conspiracy theorists.
We've not had any single contact.

Be patient. It is not my duty to school you concerning this.
I talked about declassified documents, didn't l?

Karlovych:
Maybe this is why Aisha has been avoiding the dullard.

Especially as the dullard has announced that she only belongs to za ozza room.

Antell95:
Hi Nairaland, i felt the need to share this with you guys for i am beginning to feel like i am not okay.


I used to be a flirt , party, chop life and all of that, but for a year now , a lot have changed in me that i can't even tell how these changes came to be. I no longer find any of those lifestyles appealing to me. Could it be a sign of DEPRESSION?

No Friends to hangout with, (the few i had, are abroad), and I'm just addicted to the Internet(source of income).

What should i do to revert back to default settings?

The first question that popped up in my head was, how old are you?
This should give the best guide as to what advise/opinion to give, if you are serious.

siofra:
Good for them. Humans encountering aliens will forever change the course of humanity.

Oh, but that has already been happening.
In case you didn't know it yet, US has some alien carcases under strict security lock in some secret locations.
Their worry being that if they tell humanity the truth about alien existence, we might all freak out. Recently, some top secret files about it have been declassified. They are feeding us the info bit by bit, to prepare everyone for the shock.
Aliens exist, and they have had several contacts with earthlings

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

Such a dumb post.

So because you saw "wet pvssy" and "blöw job", you assumed that the waitresses are sex workers?
Why didn't you ask questions, if you don't know what they are?
You're not just an introvert, you're also not smart. Not one bit.

Those are slangs for certain drink mixes (called cocktails)

Dumbo.

Silly folks.
If they had any sense, they would have realized that the #ENDSARS protest was to their own benefit.
Rather, the same govt that has emasculated them used them to kill and disperse peaceful protesters.
There should have been some reforms by now if that organic protest was not killed by them and the military.

The sad part is that innocent citizens will continue to bear the brunt of it all

SmartPolician:
Rivers of soot

If South South people were really courageous, they should be championing the fight for the disintegration of Nigeria because they are the biggest losers.

Biggest contributors, biggest losers!

EXACTLY!!!
The northern dominated military govt foresaw the need to alienate ethnic groups from the SS from Igbos for this reason.
FG needed to milk the SS until it dries up or become useless. FG also knew it would be a difficult task if SS and the main Igbo body are united.
Now, what has the SS benefited from almost single handedly shouldering the financial burden of Nigeria for over 50years?
Soon, crude oil will lose it's value, and the SS will get discarded like an aged, useless LovePeddler.

post=108778893:
It will be well next year by God's grace.

That was what most people said by December 2020

Things don't get well by magic or wishful thinking.
Hasn't it occured to you that as long as Buharia is on the throne, 2022 will turn out to be worse than 2021?
This is not guesswork. The facts are there for anyone who cares to check.
PMB is a cancerous plague.

garyaustin:
There's nothing noble about that. He should move on to the Aristocratic class he clearly belongs. Paying a professional wine Tapper to do the tapping for him is the most ideal thing. Nigeria needs him more than he needs his Palmwine. My two cents though.

Jeez.
You lots are either extremely dumb, or incurably hateful.
Didn't you see a palm wine tapper up on the palm tree? Dr Obiora was standing and watching the wine tapper bring wine down from the tree. He accepted a cup and drank. It is all clearly visible in the pictures and video.

What else do you need to confirm he employed a wine tapper?

By the way, how does one move to an aristocratic class, according to your bellyaching?

RawBitterTruth:
Afrobeat to the World!

So I noticed these foreign artists adds more lyrical meaning to our songs you will agree with me that is the only missing ingredients we need to make our songs more meaningful.... Africa and Nigeria to the world.


Toxic FC Keep off and congratulate good thing for once.

That comment in bold! A thousand salute for the observation.
Very few Naija artistes have meaningful or thought provoking lyrics. The beat of their song just makes the music worth listening to.
In this song for instance, Ogbeni Sheeran killed and buried it!
Fireboy's verse was like kindergarten level compared with Ed Sheeran's.
Overall, the music is cool. I've been seeing some flaks over this music since yesterday, not sure the reason.

QueenAgbo:
Igboid,slayforever make una come.

There this my close friend of Igbo extraction.

I have problem with my bank so I nor fit transfer or withdraw.

But I was hungry as mad....

I was moving around our student community here in Enugu state and I met this my real nigga friend this evenibg.He ask me why my mood was bad.

I told him what happened to my account,so he ask me to go collect food from one popular place wey we all dey go chop that he will pay.

I am glad,this guy na my real nigga wey we gather dey school here and street together.

The reason I am posting this is because,there are good Igbos out there forget about what some online thugs are doing on the internet.

He did it for me,because if the role was reverse, I will do it for him that is me.

2moro I go go resolve issue with my bank.

Lesson:Try to build friends from all tribes.


This is me @sufferingboy.

Who needs your sorry post?
Someone gave you food and that made it a basis for you to admit there are good Igbos?

Such an ass.
We don't need your grovelling, shitfull and lame story. Shove it.

T0T0fucker:
now that have resetted your brain.

thanks for your opinion...

If you had any sense, you wouldn't be asking wether to do it now, or wait till the kid is grown.
You mean, after a few years, after the lady and her husband had invested time, effort, money, and most important of all, their emotional attachment, to raise this child, you would waltz into their life to demand paternity test?
SMH
Right now, i want to be in the shoes of her husband. Come at me! Bring your sorry ass around my home. It is a sorry situation, but some lessons should be taught.
Some folks aren't worth the space they occupy on mother earth

T0T0fucker:
if your brain can read and understand, PLEASE READ THE HEADLINE OF THIS TOPIC AGAIN (it's just few sentence)

thanks

If your own brain was functional or even existing, you wouldn't bring this shyte here in the first place.
Quit being an asswipe.
Go and get the paternity test done yesterday. Not today, or later when the kid grows up. You should be announcing the result already.
What the hell are you waiting for? You need more anonymous validations?