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OKOATA:
See the stupid questions grown up people are asking, God knows if I am caught cheating with a married woman no man born on earth will video me and me asking m nonsense questions like this.

By brother, I just weakkkk. Haba!!!
See silly questions full grown adults are asking their fellow man caught having consensual sex with another adult.
And the îdiot is answering their lame questions as if he is under a spell

Give a dog a bad name, and then hang it
Buhari has been itching to deal with Igbos. He's never hidden it.
The emergence of "Unknown Gun Men" is a creation of the FG to that effect.
Now he has made a reason for the military to invade the SE.

Osagyefo98:
I had to agree.

Nnamdi has turned SE particularly Imo state to another Borno state.

Maybe he thinks he is doing buhari but he is grounding economic strength of the zone and sending investors away.

The idiot himself have no single investment even in his father's compound in Abia state.

By the time he is done, business will be on low scale in the zone.

He is a disaster calling himself messiah.

Until you unravel the mystery behind the so called "unknown gunmen", you shouldn't ascribe the blame to anyone yet.
IPOB had existed for some years.
ESN arose to defend from Fulani killers. Everyone knows this, and you yourself cannot fault this.
UGM suddenly emerged and began killing policemen, as well as destroying police stations and other FG structures in the SE.
Check the identity of the policemen killed so far: mostly Igbos

So, if you are sure that Igbo men masquerading as UGM killed mostly Policemen of same ethnicity, then you can make your claim.
It is beginning to emerge that FG is behind UGM.
FG needed to create unrest in SE to be able to advance it's cause. Keep your eyes on the end game.

The misnomer UGM was coined by pro government agencies in the news and popular media.
Same way FG has tried to defuse the identity of Boko Haram by coming up with names such as "bandits" and "hoodlums"
Why is govt comfortable with mere fishing out nomenclatures and expect all of us to live with it?
Is that what FG's job has reduced to?
You think the pro Fulani, pro North FG is happy whenever the SE is touted as the safest region in the country?

Mineisgrace:
The south has more to lose if the country breaks down today. Things may be very bad in the country: security and economic wise but it's better we protest and take our country back rather than shedding blood and dividing the country

Let everyone control their resources instead of using Niger delta to enrich other regions of the country.

Come here and tell me which round of protest has achieved any reasonable thing since GMB became president
From the Shiite Muslims protests, to NLC protests, to BBOG protests, to rural farmers protests over herdsmen killings, to #EndSARS protests....
The list goes on. Tell me what these protests has achieved so far.
Isn't it madness to keep repeating same thing, and hoping for a different outcome?

Coldshisha:
Burning Alaba would be a very big mistake for Biafran people

I am starting to think this ESN/ UGM is targeting Hardworking Ibo people

This one, your brain has konjified.

Collyweed:
So in your mind you think that the bigoted troll you wrote all this explanation cares about the truth?

I don't understand you guys on this form. Where is the ako na uche?

Didn't know about him, and haven't taken note of him and his posts.
I make it a point never to respond to trolls and asswipes here.

iSpitonYourGrav:
Eb-hoe amaka

Yes, bro.
Unfortunately, he is Igbo.
He is one of us. We will not deny it.
Lots of people, irrespective of tribe or nationality try to cut corners to make money.

He did the crime, and about to pay for it
He is not a true blooded representative of what we stand for.
Nevertheless, we move!
This doesn't dampen our spirit.

Igbo Amaka!!

budaatum:
Really? I got a guy here telling us Palestinians are not oppressed and black Americans are not oppressed and I bet if we asked him he'd say Igbos are not oppressed neither and you have to move on.

Care to help him with his floundering argument because he seems to be needing it.

What oppression?
The few cases I'm aware of (including my village in Imo State) the Osu among us don't get disrespected in anyway.
They own their lands, they own businesses, they build houses, they partake of every social events in my community that they care to.
Only place the line is drawn is having them married to those who are deemed as non osu.
Moreover, in the event a marriage is contracted without the community becoming aware at the onset and tried to stop it, the marriage stays.
Except the couples themselves decided to part ways due to pressure, the community doesn't take steps to nullify the marriage. They only try to prevent it.

When you say oppressed, you give the impression that they aren't allowed to farm, to use the community stream, to buy and sell at the markets, or to even have friends among the community.

Many of them like to live outside their communities or states, where they become very successful. Some of the best looking houses in my community are owned by them, and another thing I noticed is that, they themselves are very selective of the people they marry (in terms of physical appearance) which ensures they produce beautiful children.

Two years ago, my community hosted a beauty pageant and the winner was this devastatingly beautiful damsel wẹ later found out her parents were osu.

Honestly, we don't regard it with much seriousness in my community. We've learnt from so called freeborns who married osu and their lives have been bliss.

ShobayoEmma:
Regardless of what happened Lagos State must be protected against any form of violence because that is our soon to be commercial nerve of our dear Oduduwa Nation.



Buhari a good man with evil Intensions

I totally endorse your comment, 100%
Except your view about Buhari.
He has never been good, and he doesn't pretend to be good.

spyder880:
Google images........

I have always been meaning to ask for a map of this location, just like you posted it now.

I must admit the location is a very good one.
Near to Emene and the airport, and good proximity to the Enugu-Abakaliki express way.

Xcelinteriors:
7 seaters L shape constructed with quality Leather material @ 260,000

Where's your showroom location?

Yoruba1stson:
make you keep wailing, your wailing dey sweet my body wella

Exactly what I expected
Nothing smart or thought provoking has yet to emanate from you

Wonder how turds such as you go through life without a brain. Such a huge burden

Yoruba1stson:
These people should stop this nonsense and go advice albino terrorist, lamidi cownu to stop sending sadist youths to their early graves
Advice from potopoto water drinkers should not be taken seriously, they think through their anus

Hehehehehe.
You again.
This one that tries all his damnedest best to sound half smart all the time
Here's a little assignment for you. That is, if you're half aware enough to exercise that dollop of jelly between your ears:

Why did you rename Nnamdi Kanu's name to sound like Yoruba (lamidi)
I understand you hate him, and your life won't hold any meaning if you don't bash him for a single day.
If you hate him that much, and you are Yoruba's first son, as your moniker claims, then why rename someone you detest to sound like he's from your ethnicity?

I know this question may be beyond your intellect, but surprise me for once. Show that you've got something upstairs.

Here's another nugget for you:
Igbos won't disrespect Sunday Igboho the way you guys bellyache over Nnamdi Kanu.
In fact, if Sunday Igboho gets nicknamed something that sounds Igbo, it is because we admire and respect him and what he stands for.

Does all this make any sense to you?
Would be surprised if it does.

akeentech:
Actually the wedding has been planned before the incident and since they’re not related by blood I see nothing bad here or you want them to cancel the wedding cos dat?

Pragmatic. The truth.
I totally agree with you.

Let's face another truth that isn't so obvious, or many won't like to admit:
The COAS is a nobody, in the grand scheme of things.
Other than rising through the ranks that a quota system afforded him, he isn't anything more than a hired gun, a tool. If it was his wedding today rather his funeral, most of the northern politicians will still attend Malami's son's wedding.

kinzation:
Smh
See weytin we dey celebrate
Mtcheww

Rifinery nnko

It is appalling, really.
We should have moved beyond all these stage since the 1960s

Instead, we see governors celebrating and commissioning boreholes, public toilets, lockup shops and buying wheelbarrows for "youth empowerment"

I hate identifying as a Nigerian. It is a liability

myrrtle:
I dey feel shame for you. You be mumu

Spoken like the true idịot you are.
Have you seen the private messages shared by Marley where many women are asking him to come shag them along with their daughters?
Probably you haven't.
Probably you also haven't heard that your mother and sister are among those begging him to come and collect kpekus.
Ọdẹ lásán.

YorubarLord:
Built by a yoruba engineering company called planet projects another one is currently under construction in ibadan . You would see more of this world class infrastructure starting from that useless airport in Lagos when we get our own nation.

Bro, I don't know if the Yorubas haven't realized this yet, or are afraid of the unknown or the north.
With the springboard Lagos would provide, Yoruba land will develop in leaps and bounds when it separates.
I am Igbo, but was born in Lagos. I grew up in Lagos until I had to relocate to study at the university.
Nigeria as a country can NEVER favor the south.
Impossible.

Nigerians and hypocrisy.
Moral of this: keep your fetishes/fantasies to yourself, if you are Nigerian.
Most of those blasting him secretly imagine worse things, and will gladly jump at shagging a mother and daughter combo.

DropsMic:
....
Watch as Nigerians with disgusting personalities and fantasies come for him..

Meanwhile.
Since we are outing our fantasies make i kukuma talk mine..

I'm still gonna have sex with an albino one day.

_{No one should disturb me please' I'm not feeling too well}

I feel you.
Dat one sef dey.
Have wondered what an albino will feel like

PlayMaker14:
Research has it that 82.54% of Nigerian women are born with killer instinct and grow up to be serial husband killers.... And Olanshile Nasirudeen who's a 4th wife happens to be one of them.


Imagine a "4th wife" getting jealous over the news of her husband getting another lady pregnant.... I wonder what the 1st, 2nd and 3rd would have done when she was dancing skelewu on his bed.


Won't be surprised if she's a loyal fan to Iyabo Ojo because they exhibit same violent traits.

What research is that?
Can you produce a link to such research?

Don't come online to yarn trash.

Tinkerberry:
In my opinion allow it pass this once, but there should be an announcement next time forbidding students from such since they'll resume school almost immediately after such celebrations. But the patterns fine o

An announcement isn't enough.
Schools have their rules, which are printed, and copies issued to students upon registration. If the school forbids such things, then it must be published in their rule book.
This would then serve as a basis for enforcement, and not an arbitrary thing.
When a legally inclined parent or guardian gets involved, then the school will begin to cry of persecution.

If it isn't in the rule book and my kid gets punished for it, I'm gonna go ballistic.
If school nor get sense, then it shouldn't try to teach my kid sense.

klap4gbens:
She went home for the salah break and came back to her secondary school like this...

What punishment would you suggest for this, or should it pass?

Punishment?
Don't dare. I don't know what type of school this is, but unless there's a written school rule that forbids henna designs on the body, then you might just want to gently tell her to clean it off and that's that.
This isn't a tattoo.
Also, it is part of some cultures in the south west and north.

illicit:
I don't like jogging
I have heard so many joggers collapse but I hardly hear that a cycler died
At least if u get tired u push ur bicycle

I prefer cycling to jogging

RIP young blood

True.
In the absence of a bicycle, one can just do a fast walk. This is much better physiologically, than jogging.
Unless you're an athlete, jogging is useless.

pocohantas:
Lol. Does anyone cook like that?

I felt same when I saw it sha. Nice one OP, you are better than JeffreyJunior. That one once used tomato paste to replace palm oil and give his SOUP redness. Can you beat that?

Most guys living overseas do it.
When Nigeria customs banned people from travelling overseas with palm oil, soups began to look unappealing without the redness.
So, until alternate means of getting red oil became available, many used tomato paste to make soups look better. Just add it to vegetable oil

I did it several times

Jakumo:
Brotherman you need to buy a rickety Landrover for your trips to the building site, while also dressing like a laborer during those journeys.

Leave the flashy car in the city, where it will come in useful as a homing device for beautiful university women.

Your expensive iPhone or similar clone must also be kept at home, ESPECIALLY if it contains banking information. Take a cheap 4-thousand naira Nokia dumb-phone to the bush, and make damn sure that it contains NOTHING that can be interpreted as banking information.

Lastly, if you can afford a nice car, you can definitely afford to acquire a 12-round pump-action shotgun to carry along on those trips to remote areas.

Even if you don't intend to fragment any craniums with that gun, a few rapid-fire warning shots can go a long way to ensuring disgruntled elements keep their distance if the need ever arises.

Finally, if you really want to go high tech in monitoring your surroundings, buy a Phantom3 Standard drone for $300 USD online, and learn to program it to fly pre-defined missions, before returning to your building site for landing. Autoflight missions can be programmed using the LITCHI Mission Hub, a FREE download, along with the Litch app that does need a smart device. This drone will fly six miles roundtrip, and can monitor the surroundings with superb video footage you can study on your laptop before hitting the road.

Useful tips for perilous times

Odiriance4all:
How is this post an hate speech to facebook . Is it because I mentioned isreal.

You didn't know that the owner of Facebook is Jewish? That his people were originally from Israel?

SEasternVictory:
Many of us have been flirting with Nnamdi Kanu’s IPOB for a while now. There is so much injustice and poverty in Igbo land that all solutions are considered in trying to resolve the plight of the people. Massob and other groups that came before IPOB with peace and protest were killed en masse by blood thirsty illiterate and poorly trained soldiers . So when IPOB came with a more belligerent approach to resolving matters, many of us embraced their strategy and began to support some of their policies.

However, Nnamdi Kanu’s broadcasts are filled with unbridled rage, myth, hate and viciousness which becloud the message that he is trying to deliver. While he is indeed admired for this courage in addressing the pertinent issues that affect the South East, and standing up to power without remorse or favour, his constant abuse of Africans , Nigerians and blacks generally is seriously detrimental to any international support or sympathy he may have gained or could gain if he had taken a more constructive approach. Furthermore , calling blacks dumb, monkeys , fools etc is surely not the method a rational, sane and educated person should use to disseminate information to the people he claims to love.

The last straw for me was his speech this evening which appeared to be a call for suicide bombers and suicide missions. This is anathema to Igbo culture and Igbo religion, we don’t encourage suicide. His speech was nothing short of a call for death en masse and by intent, on the basis of myth and delusions. Asking Igbos to accept that there will be huge loss of life without a credible solution and well equipped armoury is irresponsible and shameful.

Nnamdi Kanu has also exposed increasing levels of illiteracy amongst the youth due to rapidly falling academic standards, a decrepit education system and social media addiction; this makes them vulnerable to any wind of doctrine that flows from the mouth of Nnamdi Kanu. Exploiting the youth to achieve your aims with no respect for the value of their life is cruelty.

In addition, the random murder of security forces and call for 2000 heads to bury Ikonso is not what an educated rational leader would ever say , it’s barbaric , diabolical, and creates the impression that all Igbos are savages baying for bloodshed.

I cannot in good conscience allow Nnamdi Kanu lead Igbo youth on a suicide mission; I can no longer in good conscience cheer at the death of security forces and the destruction of property and innocent life.

We want Biafra , we can get it , but it will take time, resources, planning , subtlety , strategy, negotiation and partnerships. Right now we need to protect what we have and move in a more logical and informed direction.

Thank You.

Wow!
I haven't listened to his speech. He actually said those words??
I have never truly supported Nnamdi Kanu.
While I acknowledge the part he has played to raise more awareness among the general Igbo population, most of his bizzarre ideas and postulation are asinine.

So he's calling for suicide missions now?
SMH

Well, he's permitted to strap on a suicide vest and lead the first strike.

Yamiriflathead:
Mynd44 lalasticlala
Seun rule 2

Even your moniker contravenes the rule you're calling the mods to enforce.
Do you place any atom of value on yourself, or you were born this way?

raymondFirstborn:
There are different methods used by professionals to unclog pipes.

We have liquid & powder solutions(pipe friendly chemicals that helps to unclog pipes ).

We also have what we call “high pressure drain blaster”. It’s a device that blast air into drain or pipe to unclog it.

All right.
Thanks for the update

Simplyleo:
I like the way wike is dealing with terrorist ESN/UGM and ipob pigs in Rivers state.

Wike should keep it up, Nigerians from other states are strongly behind him.

Dimwit
With the way Wike had accused IPOB and UGM over the killings, common sense should have told u that if the arrested killers turned out to be from IPOB, that would be the first thing the noise maker would say.

Without IPOB, rëtards such as you will become redundant.
That's all you're paid to make noise about.
That, as well as licking buharam's scrawny, bony ass.

azzima:
I have observed the post - election theatrics from all sides and I have come to the conclusion that most sides are willing to contribute all efforts for the success of this new administration. The misconception is that all Yorubas voted against Jonathan but in reality, a very good number voted for Jonathan though he received over 80% of Yoruba votes in 2011......so long for the cries of Yorubas Hatred towards Jonathan. But I noticed many anti-Buhari Yorubas are now ready to work with the new administration. Same goes for the Ijaws, Jonathan's clan who were expected to raise hell and hatred after his loss but SURPRISINGLY, are ready for the sake of the country's betterment. Even their militants are preaching about working towards a peaceful and progressive Nigeria. The other day in Bayelsa (Jonathan's home state)a large number defected to the APC. But the Igbos are the last bastion of stubborn resistance, crying more than the mourners. The have as usual been audible with comments that will derail ANY progress of this administration. Do they find it difficult to bury the hatchet and hatredcan they be forgiving for the betterment of all? though they have been the only group to severally visit Buhari with demands? Will these tough stance leave them behind other tribes that have moved on?it remains to be seen.

It has been almost 7 years since you created this topic.
With the benefit of time, and with what Nigeria has passed through so far, can you come back here, oh wise one, and tell us how the journey has been?

Is it just the Igbos who have been complaining since 2015, or other wiser, more sophisticated and political savvy ethnicities are lamenting as well?

Be objective in your analysis.
Time has proven to be kind to those who are honest.

raymondFirstborn:
My plumber from Harvard.
Job done

This portion of the pipes is going to be buried inside the slab, right?
How do you get access to it in the event of a blockage and it needs to be fixed?