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T0T0fucker:
I will only leave them when I confirm the child is not mine.

All right, hotshot.
Since you already got your mind made up that you must, as a matter of life and death, confirm if that child is a product of some of the wild oats you spilled in your adventure laden life, why are you disturbing the cyber space?
By all means, go ahead and barge into her marriage and demand for a paternal test, and leave everyone else the fvck alone.

You don't need any advice. You were only seeking anonymous validations for yet another adventure you are itching to embark on. Godspeed, and happy hunting.

In the event it goes awry, of course no one would feel sorry for your ass.
This is abso-fvckin-lutely unbelievable.

Asquare84:
This is the reason why we need to meet our pastor for strong prayers against natural disasters like this

Spoken like a true shithead

TimmyTen:
Lagos and power drunk Omonile

It costs you nothing to read and comprehend a few lines of print.
Didn't you see where the courts had voided LASG's claim to the land since 1986? LASG ignored the court and went ahead to sell the land to citizens.
Now, the innocent citizens are about to pay for the stvpidity of the state govt.
Yes, omooniles are nuisances all over, but in this case, they followed the case to the letter, and defeated LASG at the courts, up till the supreme court.

DubaiLandLord:
GEJ incompetence made Boko Haram became very powerful.

Under him, GEJ was controlling a territory as large as Anambra, but GMB government don change the tide in favour of the Nigerian people.

Boko Haram is weak and do not have the capability to hold on to territories and only attack soft targets and withdraw immediately.

IDPs are been closed and people returning back to their peaceful communities.

This comment is understandable....for the fact that you do not need a brain to make such claims

Cleanworld:
Did you read the topic message at all? I saw the pics somewhere online and i wanted to know more hence i brought it to Nairaland.
I don't even know what Ipo is all about... Please if you are depress, you know where third mainland bridge is and all the ''Ipob miscreant apologist ''will cheer you up down there.

Send your account let me buy you data to video your journey to the mainland bridge.

Just reply me and receive a fresh curse this sunday morning that will take you through the week. just be commenting on post that doesn't concern you idit.

So, the same place you saw the pictures online didn't offer any explanation about them?

cutecommend:
There are reasons why Christians Fall into sexual temptations. They may do their best, but still find themselves committing same sexual sins... These are the reasons.

(1) The pleasure of sexual temptations: Many christians enjoy sexual pleasures. They fantasize it, and enjoy the contents of it. Once you enjoy sexual temptations, you are likely to fall into it often.

(2) They don't want to give up sexual pleasures completely. Some christians change from their evil ways, but still leave some soft spots. Example could be: stopping fornication, but still leaving the phone number of one of your craziest sex partner, and still chatting such a person up ones in a while.

(3) Not Thirsting After Righteousness. There is no christian that cannot be holy in this world, but God knows that many don't really want to be holy. If you determine so so much to be holy for at least three months, God will see that you are truly interested in holiness, and release the grace to make holiness easy.

(4) Not having a confidant: Many christians do not have who to meet or call when they are sexually tempted. Such a person might guide them or pray for them.

(5) Watching erotic movies or songs: These creates a mindset that makes someone always prone to desiring immorality, which can lead to the actual immorality.

Silly post, IMO

It should be "why humans fall into sexual temptations"
Why does everyone seem to get a hard on for christians?
Are they the only category of humans who are expected to be infallible?
Every human being gets tempted, irrespective of religious affiliation or none.

Jidemoo:
Arab money....Real definition of being born with a silver spoon

Arab?

Even simple geography is too difficult for you.
It is Brunei, not Bahrain. Not all Asian countries are Arabs.
Brunei is neighbor to Malaysia. In fact, their language is Malay.

Rtk5:
When i saw this picture, i was following comments and seeing different reactions, bi decided to bring it to my dear NL.... I think it is morally wrong. Whats your take guys?

I think you should mind yo fvckin bizznizz.
Morality police

The corpse will be shared soon

What does this mean?

MICHEALADEX:
Lol... unemployed keh how about the 10,000 people employed by esn and ipob

Were you born a simpleton, or you just try hard to appear like one?
Isn't Amotekun or even Boko Haram, have paid employees/contractors working with them?

How is this post related with the silly stuff you commented up there?

Fahdiga:
Fashion on top of dirty environment

Incurable, low budget bigot
Show one picture among those posted, where you see the dirt.

If Nigeria isn't a killer of dreams, this is one event that should have grown much bigger by now.
So long as it is being pioneered by folks from the wrong part of the country, it mustn't be allowed to grow.

Maxymilliano:
Benue people and fvck eh

You forgot
Benue (the guy) X Calabar (the girl) = atomic bomb!

Good thing they have great sex between them.
But the girl clearly, is manipulating him.
Dude has been pvssy whipped, and now is confused.
Finally, he will need to do a DNA test on the baby to make up his mind.

Bvmsson:
I'm not surprised..... Christmas is here already.
I remember when I was quite younger we used to be warned never to talk to strangers especially during the yulitude because that's when kidnapping for money ritual is at its zenith. But coming to the south East to school just made me realize that most money rituals and kidnapping were more rampant in the the south west.

The people that did this will never know peace and live long but unfortunately na them dey live long and die peaceful deaths sef....

What is this one saying?
What people did it?
Did you even bother to read the post before sharing your warped nonsense?

Mariangeles:
It's pako but pronounced kpako, and not kapko.

It means wood in Yoruba, and a street term used to describe the less privileged children. Not necessarily derogatory, as it can also mean tough.

I know all these, as I can write and speak the language fluently.
I spotted his error, and my question was meant for him to correct the spelling, which he couldn't even do.
Next he tried to play some mischief on me.

Gracias.

Mokason288:
Google is your friend

Don't be an idíot so openly

PrinceOfLagos:
Couple serves snake and Crocodile meat at wedding reception

Photos below

This wedding is not for the feigned hearted

What is feigned hearted?

Mokason288:
No offense meant to anyone

If Ajebo children could be acting like this in supposed butter school

Only God knows what Kapko children will be experiencing in Kapko schools

Kapko?
Can you pronounce that?
You used the same word twice, so it wasn't a typo.

GreenArrow1:
You people long ago crossed that point of no return with your insults and arrogance. The only thing you'll get from trying to be diplomatic via begging would be mockery. Not the presidency.
Not in the next 32 years at least.

Take that presidency to your father's house and cook soup with it.
Like, Nigeria has been having it so good all these years, hasn't it?

I'm one of those who dread an Igbo becoming president. I am Igbo, and I know that anyone from my ethnic stock becoming president will not change the fate of this doomed country

Moferere:
I thought they said they don't kneel nor prostrate for anybody but God?
They speak with both sides of their mouths, very confused set of people
Yesterday, it was Biafra or nothing,
Today, it is 2023 presidency,
Tomorrow, it is restructuring.

Don't be unfortunate.
That was a POLITICIAN. A former governor.

Nigerian politician will do or say anything to remain relevant.
Dont generalize the grovelling of an old idiōt to apply to all Igbos

Iyaebe:
Useless men everywhere, I pity ladies that give you people free sex all in the name of expression of feelings, even Adam couldn't touch Eve till God asked him to do something which serves as the bride price before he was allowed to touch her but some ladies wey nack head for ground will begin parting their legs over nonsense expression of feelings. Its unbibilical to have free sex,go and find out.So Oga Op if you can't feed her then leave her for her parents and go your way,you did not complain when you were winning your pelenge waist on top of her.

You ma'am, are particularly a nasty assed, pvssy centered piece of scum.
And that is me putting it pleasantly

Your hankering for paid sex will come to a stop one day, and you'll finally look in the mirror only to realize that your worth, which was solely attacked to the space between your legs, is nearly non existent.
You can become better than this
Yes, there's lots of limpy, pitiful guys who go about paying women for sexual favours. And then there's guys who, once they realize you're a pvssy for sale, they lose interest instantly.

Iyaebe:
Shebi you've been having sex with her so stop complaining and do your responsibilities in peace or didn't you know she has parents before you start parting her legs endlessly and asking her to come spend weeks, months with you?there's nothing like free sex,even the married one's are directly and Indirectly paying for the sex,let's all stop deceiving ourselves

Stop talking trash.
The sex was enjoyed by both parties. You keep mentioning nothing like free sex. But once men call women hoes and sex objects, your likes begin to protest. Is that all you're good for?
Is that all women have to offer in relationships?

o42austino:
which continent is UAE in?..SMH

Oh, stuff it.
You clearly said Dubai spec (something that doesn't exist) You never mentioned UAE.
Even there is no UAE spec. What exists is GCC spec.
All cars headed for the Gulf countries are GCC specs, and not just UAE.

Now you want to tell me UAE is in Asia?
Hehehehe

o42austino:
Dubai not Philippino

Oh. Even you don't know the specification of the car.
I know what all GCC spec (nothing like Dubai spec) look like, and this is definitely not it.
Can't say exactly which country, but this design is for Asia.

KingEverest:
It's so sad wats happening in my beloved state we can't blame only the government knowing fully well the level of illegal bunkery going on in the state,

There you go
People like you still exist

What the hell is the duty of govt if it can't use it's resources to stop illegal bunkering?
Govt is EVERYTHING!

How dare you exonerate govt from this?
See, if there is no law, then there is no crime. Govt made a law against oil bunkering and illegal refinery, so it is the duty of govt to enforce the law.
If the number of illegal refinery increase, it means govt isn't doing enough to stop it.

Does your govt exist to merely share money?

ItsGoodToBeGood:
Eweeee




Pimple is no respecter of man, especially a confused man.

Those aren't pimples.
They're made by ingrowing hairs from his beards.
As a hairy person, i experienced this in my early 20s, until I learned what product to use and completely get rid of them.

Bobrisky with the money he's making doesn't seem to have a clue. Oh well.

MelesZenawi:
All these essay just for an out-going Governor to answer for the stewardship of a state he governed?


What is really wrong with the black man? So you want to walk free without accounting how you governed a state for complete 8 years.


Some zombies and fffooolss will start calling it tribal investigation. When the governor was looting I wonder if he remembered that anything tribe is existing.

Let EFCC investigate and if he is clean then no need for all these essays.

You're the one acting the fffooolss here (borrowed your spelling )

When I read such news, i disregard both the governor and EFCC.
Yes, the gov may have some questions to answer, no doubt. But.....

What responsible anti crime agency makes a public charade FIRST before actually, discreetly, investigating the person of interest??
Only the useless EFCC does that.
It engages in media trial, which tips off the person of interest, and the person in turn covers his tracks and every lose ends.

EFCC has done this countless times since 2015, and anyone who's sensible just ignores their silly stunts.
Have you been living in a cave all this time?

post=107888143:
Many have been deceived that Oyo state is bigger than Southeast, Please we are in digital you can download the 3D satellite map to measure both

Southeast region is 865km

Area 29,251km

Ok, you're posting something that most people really don't give a sh!t about.
I honestly think you have a lot of time on your hands.
If I wasn't following you on this platform, I wouldn't bother to comment on this.
By the way, the popular comparison has always been with Niger State and SE. Not usually with Oyo State.

Baawaa:
The man should be praising God that is not more than that

Hehehehehe
What if he had ₦2,000,780.15?
That will only leave him with ₦780.15....and you said he should be thanking God?

Righteousness2:
The Signs of the times are Everywhere just as JESUS Christ said it will be.

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

Very very soon! A Mysterious Mystery will Shake all the Corners and Nations of the Earth. The Rapture is upon us.

Repent , Believe the Gospel of JESUS Christ and be Saved so as to avoid Unnecessary stories and Wailings.

The ever present, jobless prophet of doom

Mammatus clouds are not a new thing.

Surayj123:
As they say,
Silent is the best anwser for a fool

Look in the mirror, asswipe.
Right there in the mirror is the fool.
You replied me, you didn't stay silent. Which makes you the fool

You should have shut the eff up, and I might pretend you have a nugget of sense between your ears.

Meanwhile, it is silence, not silent. You couldn't even spell answer properly.

Detribalized oloribu.