₦airaland Forum

Willincino:
it is obvious you're daft and dumb. Your enugbe tomato soup tribe sure knows how to flatter your selves. SS and SE would rather vote BUHARI for 3rd term than TINUBU

Correct dude!

logonon5:
Joke taken too far. SE will rather vote Buhari 3rd term

Exactly!

Why vote for that greedy buffoon, when we can reward sai barbarian for making the country paradise on earth?
He has been eating Lagos money since 1999 (22 years) Bubu has only eaten for 7 years.

What Tinubu can do, Bubu can do far better!
Sai baba for 3rd term joor!

Surayj123:
Na wa o I just dey read comments and the first thing that came to my mind is we Nigerians are so blinded by hate and tribalism that we can't even read before commenting.


These fulanis are victims of violence that were forced to relocate from SE/SW due to consistent attack on them.

we too hate our selves for this country and we go dey complain say White people hate Black

Trying to sound detribalized in today's Nigeria actually makes you look uninformed.

Tribalism has become an official policy of the Nigerian govt. Have you been criticizing Buhari over this?
If you haven't, then gedifvck outta here, and shove that self righteousness in your ass

ikorodureporta:
na auto cause am

How did IPOB attacks factor into this report??
Nowhere in the entire sleaze was IPOB mentioned, but the heading was led by captioning the group as if they are the reason Sheik Gumi is taking his services into the forest at Kogi.

ersonleads:
I'm presently working with a reputable company. I met a girl I really flow with. She's matured & understanding. She's in her 400level in school & I said within myself never to let her pass me by. We've come to a compromise that she should finish before I take her to the alter. Want to do so when She's 22yrs of age. I'm 11yrs older than her. Please I need your Advice if I'm doing the right thing?

If you're really asking for advice over such a simple life's occurrence, then you still need to grow up.
WTH??
30 years old, and you're asking for what advice exactly? Aren't you old enough yet? Perhaps you should wait until you're 40 before you have an idea of how to run your own life.
Immature adults everywhere.

Yankiss:
Are we to conclude that Bianca truly loved Dim Chukwueme Odumegwu-Ojukwu or is this another veneer to appeal to numerous Dim fans across Biafra, Nigeria and the world?? Somebody closer and more knowledgeable should enlighten me.

What conclusion are you seeking for?
The man died several years ago, and here you are, asking if she loved him or not?
Even widows who find new love gets married, no matter the undying love they professed for their late husband.
Look for a better distraction

siofra:
I'm already crushing on him. I want to know so that I can hold myself. What's the need of crushing on a gay guy? He'll never even fancy you

Aren't you such a dumbass twerp?
You claim to be male. You're crushing in another male, yet you're praying he isn't gay.

Do you need deliverance, or are you just plain confused about your gender and sexuality?

ChiefSosa:
Will smith is a fvcking moron_that deserves no pity, and I say this with all love.
Someone like Jada should be thanking God everyday that Will smith even knows she exists. This is WILL SMITH we are talking about; one of the best black actors of our lifetime. Someone that attained godlike positions, especially during his 'Men in Black' days. The reason people talk about Jada is cause of will. I'm seriously baffled that someone like Will smith will be going through this, especially in the hands of Jada. Someone like will smith should be hanging around super exclusive females. Jada is really making will smith look like a complete fool. Jada really belongs to the streets.
The only way I'll believe Will smith is taking all her nonsense is if he didn't sign a Prenup and he's afraid Jada will take all he's money and assets.

Lol. That's not love bro, that's pure and undiluted stupidity. Jada is someone that use to sell drugs and hang around guys like 2PAC. Will picked her up, helped her get her life together and even married her. Rather than being eternally grateful and behaving herself, she still went ahead to have sexual relationships that lasted for months with a guy that is old enough to be her son. Imagine! This is Will smith she's treating like this o. Or has she confused Will smith with Speed Darlington?.

Hehehehe.
I totally understand your take on this.
Same thing baffled me.

The only person who hasn't realized the marriage is over, is Will Smith.
This is Will Smith, for crying out loud!
If this were Africa, folks would be saying Jada used jazz on him
I don't think it is an issue of pre-nup, because Jada commiting adultery automatically nullifies her getting any big settlement from Smith.
There is something else involved, and I can't see it.

Maybe nah Jazz finally!

Fahdiga:
Adesina's asslicking is legendary

Gbam!
I was reading the piece without paying much attention to who the author was.
Then I noticed how the author kept fawning over Buhari as if he's infallible. This made me check who wrote this shitty, self serving crap.
It was Femi Oponu Adesina!

lordm:
Later they will cry marginalization

You're such a total dunce.
Someone with half a brain would ask why is it that election is around the corner in Anambra State that FG suddenly realized there were needy people there?

Moreso, if the economy were vibrant as it should be, these pittance won't be needed by the people. What the people need is constant electricity, good roads, and proper security for their farming activities.
The money FG is sharing mostly come from crude oil sales. Tell me, where is the oil coming from? North?

spyder880:
Yes, its Ogbeke. The area is looking up now. Too many developers setting up estates there now.

You once mentioned you will try to maintain ownership of some of the plots, and see how things go. I hope you did.

spyder880:
You can indicate interest if you want the land. I have direct link to the owners.

The location seem to be in the same neighborhood with the first land you went for, but was eventually aborted. I remember it was Ogbeke Nike, right?

FOLYKAZE:
To some degrees, I see this as madness.

Animals are having more respect than human. In this world, a robot called Sophia has more value than all the women in Saudi Arabia. Sex doll and domestic robots are taking the places of our women.

This is a hard pill to swallow. I prefare to shoulder up with my fellow human than animal or robot.

Shit for brains everywhere.
This comment has no single relevance to the topic.

BBBmall25:
Does this man self inflicted travail really worth a British envoy presence?... Well F.G pls I plead for his pardon. He is still our brother_ and to Nigerians home and abroad a prodigal son. One 9ja 4life!

Yorubas call your type oponu.
Igbos will say you are efulefu.
Ask your abboki brothers what you should be addressed as.

Christistruth00:
Nobody has named just 2 People that the Army killed at Lekki

Only provide just 2 names and in a whole year nobody could produce anything

https://fij.ng/article/was-there-really-a-massacre-at-the-lekki-tollgate/

There are more than two names in this report.
Scums such as you will be wasted by agents of this govt you support, and there will be no one nearby to identify your corpse...no one will claim your worthless body, and it will be unclaimed, until same govt that orchestrated your death buries you in a mass grave where no one who knew you existed will locate or get closure.
This is only fitting for worthless piece of scumbags such as you, who mock the pains of people who lost loved ones in that incident.
So be it.

StUriah:
After seeing the act as it was being performed by the two entertainers & the repeated mourning of the most popular female Singer in Nigeria i can't get it off my head since it shows how someone like Tiwa that we regarded so much could be so irresponsible. By the way, how does she think her own child, family, close relations & business partners would feel at this moment?

Tiwa really fvcked up gan an ni o!

You left your marriage because your poor husband cheated on you only to be fvcking random boys of lesser age here & there.

Shitheads everywhere

AlieninPH:
You are the typical numbskull, who opens his mouth on Nairaland to comment on topics they can't comprehend technically.
@ Tarorfeeek is very wrong. Gas flaring is efficiently done and has been done since the 1960's in Nigerians Oil industry.
If you reside in PH, the problem of soot in the air started when so called Niger Delta militants started making money via local stolen crude distillation using crude refinery methods.
They turned to local Refining of crude when the Navy successfully blocked them from selling to foreign ships anchored offshore Nigerian coast buying stolen crude oil.
Recently the soot has increased because every Tom Dick and Harry in the creeks around PH fabricate local drums to heat up the stolen crude and get petrol and kerosene out of it, usually inefficiently with 60% soot production.
There is a reason the low grade petrol produced by the creek boys is called "Asari Fuel".

Asswipe!
Several researches have shown that those crudely refined fuels in the creek had higher octane values than the imported varieties.
A topic I can't comprehend technically?
Take the technicality and shove it up your diseased ass.

Proudlyngwa:
Lol, have you been to Ahoada recently, what of Omoku.
Don't say what you don't know, moreover flaring gas is mostly clean combustion these days except the power pack of the combustion chamber fails. This is as a result of incomplete combustion from bunkery activities and possibly failed combustion systems from nearby gas plants, but mostly bunkery from the Ahoda asix.

You're full of shit
Such silly, ignorant comment.

Now I'm beginning to suspect you're a govt agent as the guy said, or you're plain dumb.
Or are you confusing bunkery with illegal refinery done in the creeks?
Do you even know the difference?

TarOrfeeek:
OP you're a government agent.

Because its not illegal bunkering that causes that soothe.

It's GAS FLARING
And guess who flares gas? Federal Government of Nigeria.

So essentially the wealth of this country that fuels the Nigerian Fulani hegemony comes at the cost of SE and SS lives and prosperity.

As usual the parasites will blame anything but themselves.

Thank you.
Nigeria is filled with numskulls

Proudlyngwa:
Who else noticed the very dark rainfall that occurred in certain parts of Rivers state today due to the consequences of illegal bunkering activities in the state.

Everything is not money , Federal and State government should treat bunkery activities as a case of urgency. We can't be suffering due to the activities of few miscreants, almost every one in PH treats malaria every two weeks.

This pictures were taken around two in the afternoon, but it looks like around six in the evening


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgijbnnaZio

Do you realize that gas flaring contributes more to this than illegal bunkering?
Only time illegal bunkering may add to the black soot is if there was a fire outbreak.
This black soot, and the consequent black rain is solely due to gas flaring...which in turn is due to irresponsible FG.

Also, do you realize that FG imports gas, but still allows foreign oil companies to flare the same gas the country could have made money from?

Get your facts right.

Realtord43:
Rubbish! absolute Absolute nonsense reason from your boss.

A simple error like these this can be corrected without stress. Nobody is above mistake , likewise your boss.

I don't know why it has become a norm for Nigerian Employer's employers demanding perfection from their employee.

Your boss is very wicked!

Are you done with your rants?
Listen, it is not about being wicked. It is about having a personal standard and maintaining it, no matter what.
Some disciplined people are just like that. He is the employer, and reserves the right to recruit the candidate he deems near perfect for the job.

Lack of principles or standard is what brought this sorry country to it's knees. I mean, most of you ended up making a Buhari your president.

So, when or if you establish your own business, you are free to recruit every half baked job seeker you meet because 'a simple error like "these" can be corrected without stress'

rotecch77:
We have finished the 2.5m stage since and I have explained how we achieved that few pages back

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Then when iron rod was 220k per ton
And cement, sand, granite was direct supply from source etc

Yes, bro.
After I submitted my comment, it got posted on the last page....then I scrolled up to realize the building had been completed, and it is already about to commence operation.

I salute your doggedness!

rotecch77:
The biggest of the OGA sir,
The 2.5m is for the carcass ONLY
From foundation to the roof.

We designed “Straight Flight STEEL stir ways” for this project

₦2.5m
Hmmmm....
You've got years of experience with building construction, so I don't have to argue.
Quite a low estimate, I think. Especially with how inflation has made costs unpredictable.

I will sleep on this thread to monitor how it goes. You have my moral and spiritual goodwill.
God speed.

illicit:
Where is the video

Pause for a minute and ask yourself this....
The blogger (yeye news) made the report seem like he interviewed an army official directly.
Who the eff is he to be granted that?
Thats all you need to know it was a click bait.

Disclaimer12:
Bros na because she dey UK! Normal normal Zimbabwe dey happy to date naija guys! Who dey reason their side for street normally ? They have worst reputation than Nigerians! 80% of the prostitute in south Africa are from Zim, 75% of thieves and hijackers are from Zim! If u have time, try visit joburg, go to Hillbrow, Berea or Yeoville, go to joburg CBD and ask around then you'll have a rethink! Naso one wan dey form accent for me for Munich Germany, I carpet her and she humble! If no be say men dey like try new things, wetin dey Zim girl body? Abeg we get more pressing matter than to be worried about a country that don't even have their own currencies! Make she go boil beans jor

BKayy:
And only the husbands DNA was swapped out.
Feminists reason somehow

Men need to understand this, the main aim of having sex or marriage is to retain your DNA on earth and move on(die) . Once your DNA is not retained here, that means you never existed.
So paternity fraud is the most "wicked wickedness" in nature. It means that she doesn't deem you fit to be retained in this world.

Mostly black people think this way...and we know how far this has gotten the black race.
So, people who decide not to get married (i know several) and people who got married and resolved to not have babies as well as people who are sterile (barren) never existed, according to your twisted theory??

I'm talking people who impacted the world and left legacies that outlived generations after they were gone.
You seem to insinuate that some folks whose sole contribution to humanity was to sire lots of children they couldn't raise properly, are more valued

decatalyst:
Two Captains in the Nigeria ship.



Never thought a day like this will exist in this country.

The future even look bleak and gloomy.

Two captains?
You saw just two?
Ok, in case you're not aware, Boko boys and ISWAP have formed a govt and are collecting taxes from several LGAs in some Northern states.
They're not even doing it codedly or pretending. It is about time each region forms it's own govt.
FG either calls for a referendum that will give regional governments legitimacy, or the country gradually goes down the drain.

Rededicate to a country that shoves it up your ass at every turn?
Rededicate to a country with zero welfare system to it's very poor and downtrodden?

Rededicate to a country that would sooner kill you than provide the most basic security or health care?

No way!
This country is dead to me. Has been dead long ago.
We are just counting down to it's total demise and burial.
Only the political jobbers with something to gain kept paying lip service to this dysfunctional space because it's existence means continued loot for them.

pocohantas:
Why would you STEAL someone’s baby?

What is wrong with humans for christ sake?!

You throw a whole family into mourning just like that? If you need a child desperately, there are so many orphanages with kids looking for a home. There are homeless kids on every corner of streets. Take one and raise as yours.

Why is the NPF holding on to the child? It is not normal tor them to do that. Has she proven beyond reasonable doubt that she is the mother? What am I even saying, is there no DNA.

As horrible as it is for anyone to steal a child, imagine that the police keep prolonging the agony of this mother. Is there any half assed reason on God's green earth that would make the police continue to shield this woman from her baby??

sola12:
U are lucky boss... She is still crazily in luv with u. She is only trying to protect n preserve her territory. Draw her close n give her better piping. Moreso women could be funny at times wen they are angry. Learn to forgive and forget!!!

Your response here clearly tells me you are not married

You know nothing about women.

"Why always me?"

Balotelli eats, sleeps and sh!ts controversy. It is the only way he can exist.

Huh..
"If the FG will give me 140 billion..."
This is money he wishes to channel into private individuals' businesses. Like, is it a taboo for cattle businessmen to acquire land and build ranches for their own cattle?
The FG has to forcefully grab lands on their behalf, and allow them be nuisances over lives and properties of citizens.

North doesn't want progress, and it prefers we all get thrown back into the stone ages along with them.
Their schools are getting shit down from state to state. Signs of their ambitions.

Only truth El Rufai said here is about southern govs not having the to implement the anti open grazing bills.
See how the story would have been different if SE govs fully backed ESN legally and financially.