₦airaland Forum

FG does not own land in Nigeria, even Abuja

ewet: This is the most senseless remark i have eva read my entire life.I will slap my 2 year old dota so hard if she eva displayed this kind of clueleness like you have just done here.

You are a bloody waste of space on earth,i tell u!

But could not give his wife money before leaving home and was bold enough to go in another man's bed

jhydebaba: LWKMD at "bought the whole pot of pepper soup"

If she could allow another man access to the vjj, what difference does the bed makes

Her body is more sacred

konn: if it is a man caught they will say men are polygamous in nature but when it comes to a woman it becomes news but d woman no try sha she for no do am for her matrimonial bed

You need to go and sit in the corner for your scratching body with teeth session like you always do


[quote author=One_Naira]what a huge insult to mama Africa. we constantly naming Nigeria shit that's not reality. Lagos, the big apple of africa. he and tinubu are pretty much trying to say lagos is africa's new york. what insult to mama africa and the countries within it. narobi which is a billion times better than lagos isn't talking. casablanca isn't talking, luanda isn't talking, johanessburg isn't talking, so many African cities wey better isn't talking but yet the city that's one of the listed worst cities in the world is talking. what an insult to the continent of Africa.

as for those shouting, it's an advert, it's an advert. nobody, absolutely NOONE loves false advertisement. Noone wants to see beautiful pictures or adverts and once you get there, you see the opppsite. people do not like being decieved. PR are constantly shunning out false, overretouched pics of that city and when people finally show the real truth like the rick ross video, Nigerians get angry.[/quote]

Fuc.k all you enemies of progress and get the hell out of my region. Don't you have states and Govs? why the obsession with Sw? your people have said your region must to remain backward and so it shall be, but don't bring your backward ever mentality to my states. You are going to shit and eat it before you die over Lagos

VolvoS60: ^^^^This is just madness.

What is it with you fashola/tinubu/ACN hacks for goodness sake? You dish out the worst kind of vitriol and you cannot take ANY criticism at all, no matter how justified.

You cannot silence those who refuse to see the fashola administration and the ACN through rose tinted spectacles. Who the hell do you all think you are anyway?

If you have lost the capacity for critical self-examination, do not think for a second that this malady has afflicted everyone else in this country. We can see and hear and we have not lost our minds!

At every turn it is drummed into our ears that fashola/Lagos/ACN 'is working'. 'Éko o ni baje'. Yet is taking an eternity for Hitech Construction Company (under the supervision of the Lagos state government) to complete work on a roughly 100 metre stretch (between Doby's Haven and Ikota Shopping Complex) of the Lekki-Epe expressway under construction. The contractor has been going through the motions for almost 18 months, moving back and forth over that stretch without any consideration for the discomfort to road users. How hard can it be to construct a bridge over a drainage channel for God's sake? Build the damn road and spare us the sloganeering! (I am not even going to go into the injustice of the tolling fee regime for the users of this same road. That is a battle reserved for another day).

Has your principal bothered to carry out any monitoring of his LASTMA goons? Do you know what goes on in LASTMA's towing yards? Do you know anything about the injustice and the unbridled corruption that this agency has become so well known for? Why is it impossible for the agbero/area problem to be eradicated in Lagos and Western Nigeria? How can louts and thugs who contribute absolutely nothing to society continue to live off the sweat of transporters and market traders without retribution? These are the questions you should ask and demand answers to instead of devoting your time to online hagiography.

common tell us the difference between the two.

The only difference I know is that, you can safely pass through Nigerian slums but can lose your life for just passing through some of the U.S ghetto

TheBookWorm: Are you really comparing the ghettos of the US with an African slum?

Dude have you even traveled outside of London to tell someone about their own backyard?

Even in the shower before going to bed, You have to close the bathroom door and leave the water running to muffle the noise

Need a 2nd? you can both wake up to use the bath anytime, leave the sink water running and sit right on top of him while he's sitting on the toilet and rock away.

Granma may actually be a blessing to your relationship, cos you can now take a break from the same boring way of giving and receiving. It tastes better when it feels as if you are sneaking.

jidegirl12: Nigerians, if mama no come , she's not nice/not helping us, if she comes, she's obstructing teir way again!! Gosh!!

OP don't you have manners for elders? , if agro/kongi dey catch you, do it in your freaking car! It's just 2 freaking months and nobody will die.

By the way if our nice Byvan can do it next to a cranky baby and didn't wake the baby up why can't you adopt that style abi you can't yansh without yelling ??

Touchy freaks boku everywhere

coogar: in that case, mother-in-law has to vamoose!
after collecting my yams and the other stuff included in the brideprice? where did she think her grandkids came from? oyingbo market??

I see you are worn out, give to the next akpu brain beside you to read it to you

thelastPope: What in the world have you said now? Which kind free education be dis sef! SMH

Right! after all Your part of the country is where they don't know difference between poo and ofe nsala


Same Yoruba that singlehandedly rescued the hollow man from the Turai saga, while your necks were buried under the table from eating the crumbs and saliva falling off cabal's mouths

thelastPope: Most Nigerians? Keep deluding yourself! 80% of all of you that are insulting him here are Yoruba! We are fully aware of that! Even the other 20% are mostly people from other tribes who have lived in the SW all their lives. It is a known pattern. SMH for you

You and your people pressed for the "tribalism and partisan sword" to be brought out in the first place

I remember when he came out here to shoot some of our messages down in your people's favor and we did not call him a sellout. I am glad your baby is stretching out the hand to be carried with.

Now that you have successfully pushed away those who tried to be neutral on Nairaland into corner, now imagine millions in real life who have to deal with you guys daily. I just know if there is going to be a war in Nigeria, it will make Biafra war look like a walk in the park, cos you have created silent monsters in your hosts.


If you hate me and insist on living with me then I will sleep with one eye open and the deadliest weapons I can lay my hands on

thelastPope: You have only elaborated my statements. I hope Gbawe will put his tribalism and partisan sword back in the sheath and do the right thing.

I personally do not have anyone as dumb as Jonathan Goodluck in my home

The aku ku ibi san se radarada man!

Jenams: The way some of u guys insult GEJ leaves me wonderin how u talk to ur folks at home. #sigh.

Take a good look at him guys, You will see the guy is completely empty, No soul in that shigidi

What he did is just like a thief that went to rob a poor family and scolded the family on how their doors and locks should have been of certain brand

President Arindin Agbalagba

Take it easy on our battery operated president oo!! The mumu just needs his brain rusted old batteries taken out and new in

Define "fantasy" and tell us why this is so


If you or any of your relatives make living out Lagos the land you hate, if you build a house with that money it will collapse and kill you and all your family members or catch fire and burn all of you to ashes. If you buy a car with the money made in the land you hate, that will be your moving coffin cos every inch of your body will be fed to every part of the vehicle when it wrecks

Only those who love and take care of a land wiil reap the reward of it. The rest are just temporal

obadiah777: 'FANTASY' BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD

Sorry the player that scored to win against Kenya is not ibo, his name is Mohamed Is either Edo, Northerner or Yoruba Every tribe in Nigeria has contributed to soccer
So empty barrels get out for some fresh air

van bonattel: you are right, imidiatily they drop martins, taiye, osaze and yakubu, the stupid biafrans with igbo coach won the nations cup! imagine! we must stop them before an igbo man will lift up the world cup oooooo!

Make that 5

van bonattel: When nigeria becomes 4 countries.

Reasons Yoruba men have not been screwing goat and sheep unlike in the eastern part of Nigeria where they take turns between human and animal or basically anything with holes.

van bonattel: the owambe party is just about to start, lots of fat, short, black women shaking their fat bottoms tonight, my tribe rocks

ibos and their leaders love poison more than any other tribe in Nigeria. Your people are paranoid, insecure,jittery and aggressive at all times making you more susceptible to suicide.

van bonattel: its only because the polical father in our tribe drank rat poison and died, just because we give birth to only cowards who are spineless and cannot fight, i remember my uncle MKO who was so afraid of abacha that he chose to die like a rat in the prison, i remember my grand father Diya who cried like a baby, weeping and wailing and rolling on the ground begging al mustafa for his life. my tribe always like to carry fat woman on the waist during owambe party than work hard, later they will envy the people of south east. my south west people are shameless abeg

ibo reasoning for you. Only heaven knows what is in their water or the air they breath that even their elderly can only think and talk like toddlers. Its sickening.

Desola: You are a jealous ibo. You don't know history. We are majority in Lagos, the Aworis are our descendants. We are almost 100%. That is why Yorubas are jealous of us. They want to take our Lagos away from us. When Jonathan hands over our Biafra on a platter, we will cut Lagos up, put it on our head and carry it on ekenedilishuku bus and take it to our land of the rising sun. Then you will know. We will use bucket and fetch all the water in the beautiful beaches and pour it in river Niger so that we will no longer be land locked. Our sea will join together with the one in Calabar and port harcourt and tourists will come and swim inside it.

Yorubas are jealous of us.

Back peddling? or maybe you are not true ibo, cos they have repeatedly said on this site that they prefer the violent nature of the Hausas to the peaceful nature of the Yorubas. And guess what! Yoruba are now slowly learning that our meekness is taken as weakness and that the best defense is offence. Maybe one day you can give us a different type of respect cos we do not have the same level of aggressiveness in us like the Hausas

Btw, Hausas by themselves are peaceful but their esun isu has towo won bo epo. Meaning Their yam [Fulani]dipped their hands in oil.

Okeikpu: If u ask me to choose from YORUBA N HAUSA... I will choose yoruba of course but you guy dey fal my hand here... We contributed a lot in Yoruba land.. Is there any tribes in nigeria that contributed a dyne in Igbo land? Of course NO... COME ON GUYS TAKE THINGS EASY WIT US.

She was just being sarcastic!

yemmight: You all see while little is essential? Whoever mentioned 90% of Lagosians are Igbos does not have a basic education. Little statistics in school of leaning should have helped the person here.

I hope your neighbor goats can chew off some of the overgrown grass off your brain

chidindufrank: Attacker got attacked, attacker begs for soft landing. House owner don catch thief, thief come dey beg for mercy dey ask house owner why he go buy AK47 when him wey be thief dey come with ordinary pistol

You mean you make $2M a month in Nigeria as income? I feel sorry for you. Its your type that goes outside to say he has eaten fillet mignon after eaten just gari with gutter water.

The people making anything close to that amount would not say it or brag about it here

Chinaimporter: [size=18pt]Poor man with poverty mentality.i can buy that with my income for just one month.oppurtunities exist ib nigeria but poor men with a sickness called poverty of the mind never see them instead they blame us for their woes[/size]

No tribe can sell its soul to the devil over material gain than the ibos, so maybe it's contagious

deskossy: All this Yoruba people 2 like awoof...selling their soul 2 d devil 4 money

Hope you agree that you are grand slaves to the Hausas

Policewoman: I AGREE WITH YOU SIR.

Now enter market and dance it off

Policewoman: TRAITORS AND BETRAYERS.

Why have you not hanged yourself already?

ACM10: This is appalling! Not fair to the memory of MKO Abiola. He must be extremely agitated in his grave. Can you imagine his family dinning with the person that put in motion the events that led to his death. Does Abiola family have any atom of shame? This is as low as they can get. This is very bad. So irritating to ear. Coming from one of the leaders of Abiola family shows the extent of this rot. Decency demands that they stay clear of Babangida and his agents. But, he praised his dad's tormentor-in-chief to the high heaven. I spit on the bad elements of Abiola family.

And if he doesn't, what are you half human going to do about it?

ACM10: Must you give excuse all the time to justify every ridiculous position of your people?

Bleep yourself, olosi. Human beings are talking and you are showing face. Eranko ibo lasan

2Willywilly: Keii Yorubas, na so una bi? why this too much love for Egunje. Just give a Yoruba man Egunje Satan de Devil turns immediately the holiest.

What if he has a job and a life unlike you and your brothers/sisters who have Nairaland as the best thing going for them

Abali1: Does it mean that Ola Johnson has not seen this thread?
#justasking#

Now, march all ibos to death to show your grievances

chiozor: Yaribas and their chamelon's life style...always a turnacoat...who would ever think IBB has been feeding these Yoruba people and they keep shouting June 12 and collecting money at the back, more like mocking Abiola