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Still grooming my pot belly. . . Its costing me too much sha

If being gay or a lesbian is perfectly okay in this generation, then what are people complaining about? The guy has come out to talk of "where the thing dey scratch am" so free him abeg, shebi na him life?
Believe it or not, it is very possible that some women on this site have already started contacting him for his services in return for their money

@POSTER:

If she's moving too fast, she may not be the one for u - i sense some level of desperation with her. . . If u dont feel comfy with that, then dont just chop and clean mouth, avoid the chop totally cos once u chop u don tie yourself down

michelin89:
Haba, wetin we do you?

Na the truth na

its just wrong

None
All can be forgiven
But a strict line will be drawn if she has a baby outside wedlock, or cheats with my relative, or raises her hand to hit my mum! Those cannot be forgotten and will only lead to separation.

Tetchiness:
Thank you. . .
Na only second? 22nd it nko?

Are u a she, a he, or a she-he?

Jackal:
I disagree with you.

I second that!

Plus, honeymoon night no go easy

Remy Martin Classic + the brandy glass will be very much appreciated not just by the groom, but also the bride

If u can get a complete carton, Wonderful! - Enough highness and madness after

If he's slightly tensed, he probably has some feelings. . . If he's sooo easy going and free, playa!

Move on, dont even look back. . . If it happened once, it certainly will happen again

nalijah07:
It seems like pretty girls are getting a bad rap.

Some of them deserve worse sef

Busta:
Kewllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!

u get bad mouth o

Yes oh!
The mouth dey surprise me sometimes sef

But na the truth be dat nowww

Its never a good sight - a pretty girl crying. . .  A crying worwor girl is even worse - with the tears and the mucor all over her eyes and nose, Gosh!

@TOPIC

I think a pretty woman has more advantage, cos if you're not good looking and full of rubbish, there's little to tolerate about u.

Silence is good oh, better than nagging. But avoid both by expressing your anger in a good tone - and without the nagging

Like my man Samuel L Jackson said. . . Shit dont just happen, shit takes time. . . and effort, and real planning!

Fools fall in love when the stakeholders have a beneficial edge in what has now become "Shambolic relationships", when a man can kill his rich wife for her huge life insurance and a woman can divorce her rich and popular husband at the slightest sign of any form of misbehaviour to lay her hands on a share of his wealth

sistawoman:
That is the thing their marriage was a "real" marriage. They met at a function, fell in love and married. The papers were a bi-product of the marriage. But if you ask me he wanted his papers found a single mom with two kids, recently widowed, showered her with gifts and she accepted his proposal. Along the way he cheated once, twice then she started cheating and now the third time. She never had any children for him and I think her attitude is what pushed him away from her, if he was ever hers from the start. She is very aggressive and constituently reminded him of all her first husband did for her and how much she truly loved him and how he was no real replacement for him and was not living up to her first husbands standards.

I don't know she is going to survive when/if she kicks him out when he returns.

Story don get serious K leg be that

The guy just wants his papers, after that he's off to settle with another woman

Thats what u expect from marriage-for-paper or any form of arranged marriage. . . The truth is they hope love will fall from the heavens at sometime during their marriage but it doesnt always happen like that

NubianQ:
yeah and i love a tall man. maybe from 5ft 8 is good because atleast i wont be taller than him.

I'll go to bed now, cos i need to get to work tomorrow.
But i'll leave u with this:

If u can handle 5'8, then u can also handle 6'1

NubianQ:
Ok soldier, get ready to rock! you are cute though i must say! . am sure all the ladies will agree. anyway being a nice girl today i will spare u a little but if u tempt me further i am @ your door

No problem, now i see your location is the UK i'm getting scared - you could be someone in my office, on my street. . .  Damn! you could be my next door neighbour Those loud girls that dont like me too much

I will let sleeping dogs lie

NubianQ:
Dont make run to your house oh! There will be war!!! , i hope u can survive it

There aint no war that a soldier cant handle!

We were made for wars, and wars define our existence

@TOPIC:

No thank u

You can express your anger without nagging or exceeding the limit - make your point and identify with it, Finish!

NubianQ:
which one? do u tick the priority box? thats important leave your door open m coming over gosh i forgot, re u taken?

I'm free as a bird, and YES! I tick priority 1 very very well

@TOPIC:

I tried it, it was nice for a while, it didnt work, i wont do it again

Esss:
@ Topic

Easily misunderstood,

In other words "an embodiment of absolute confusion"

NubianQ:
well, when i see a man the first thing i look at is

1]his Crotch! to size how big he is (Thats Priority)

2] His walk, i want to see confidence and power

3] His Body, i don't really like skinny men, i like my men full with regards to their legs and hands SO HE CAN BE SLIM but not skinny and he can be any size but i really wont do Skinny ( i am scared i might break him)

4] His eyes and how well it undresses me

5] His BUM, some men just hv em! not big but he has to have a bum, can't stand flat or non existent bums. just a tight bum

6] His Hair and his face.

7] His skin. i normally like light skinned men for some reason because i am a darkie, but i have been having a thing lately for dark men so with that i am not particular

8] The rest comes in Like the way he talks, the way he laughs, intelligence and all others things . i am simple but i always know what i want. i want a lickable man so i set my eyes on those Qualities.

As much as i hate to advertise, i think i can take u up on that challenge cos i tick all those boxes and nicely too

The greatest cure to a broken heart is to go out dressed to kill with money in your pockets, enough confidence whether or not u spend it!
U will forget the misfortune very fast when u are in a position to choose from a variety of females who will replace the evicted housemate

Esss:
@ Topic

Easily misunderstood,

That is soooooooo overated

None of the above abeg. . . I no need any drama