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My grandfather smoked heavily and boasted about it until he was in his 80s, my grandmother lived with him and loved him very much.
He died a day after my dad and his brothers persuaded him to stop smoking

Morale of the story:

Just like one man's food is another man's poison, tobacco is good for some people and bad for others.

Yeah once. . . And it felt GOOOODDDD!
She emptied her white wine on my body in public, i quietly wiped myself with my hanky, then i emptied my whole stout on her face, but she didnt have a hanky to clean up, it felt good cos i won the mental fight - she wanted to humiliate me in public but got humiliated instead cos all them guys were clapping for me as i walked out

If she smokes cigs, thats not too bad, but if she smokes weed afraid go catch me
Na her kind people dey mend their husband when kasala burst

onyinye2:
first of all, yeah why would i eat a flower? second of all, so what if i do live in the states. my cousins who live in naija enjoy flowers as much as i do.

This is a first

RedHotChic:
A $10 rose flower per week comes to $560 per yr. That is the cheapest you can get, some dudes buy $50-$80 rose per wk.

When u work hard and earn your money, u wont like to spend it on rose that they will place in a bottle of water for 10hrs and it starts dying. It is the oyibo man's culture, our women dont appreciate it. Whether it cost $560 or £850 a year, in my opinion it will always be a waste. . .  Why not gather that £850 and get her a lovely night out or even go shopping. . .  Surely thats better than one silly rose every week?

I'm into nature but thats only when it means sitting in the shade provided by many different trees and drinking pammy while reading a nice article, The serenity and the gentle breeze blowing into my low cut hair etc. N200k is Approx. £850.00 - that is an absolute joke!

With the way things are today, its so hard to remember that there is a word called Polygamy which means a situation where a man marries multiple wives and they all take turns in shagging one man.
This is not a case of worrying where he is when he says he's going to work, this is a case of knowing he's in his room right now shagging another woman whom u know very well. You even hear the bed creaking and their voices moaning with pleasure and you still endure it.

Women of nowadays sef - making issues of trivial stuff

Funny enough, in all those threads where a girl comes to ask for advice about what to do to her cheating boyfriend, everything female will advice her to, and i quote, "Dump him like he's hot", "he aint worth u", "He aint man enough", "aint gat time to waste on wasters"!!!

Good to see some fresh air for once, you are very lucky to have that guy as your man. . .  and trust me, men dont have time to plan revenge, if he accepted u back and nothing changed, then nothing is likely to change in future - u r just feeling paranoid about the whole thing because u would've dumped him if it was the other way round - and u know it - and thats why u cant understand him letting sleeping dogs lie.

Moyola:
Most fyn boiz can't speak simple english,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,even u , so don't blame him, @ least hez been able 2 pass his message across.

In some caese it is so bad that. . . It is no longer a joke oh

jay bee:
ain't that bad compared to ennyluv

Lord have mercy!

Is that a man or a woman

nana:
Lmao,You sef!

Wetin i do? Allow him finnish the story naaa

Bros please continue with the story. . . Wetin come happen after u were feeling so wick?

spikedcylinder:
Ehen nasee my love face >> .
But seeing as you have no pic in your profile. . . I no do again!

Just thought u should know, I've been following your posts. I'll add u to my yahoo messenger when i get home from work today and if you're online - i will chat with u. Then i will ask for your number and call u, there are a few things i need to tell u.

May-Day! May-Day!!
The Americans have taken over Nairaland!
Its another load of bullocks this morning!!!

It tickles their earlobes

I have only meant it when i said it to one particular person - i say it because thats what others wanna hear. Ironically, the one i said it seriously to still no gree for me

tope2000:

but she was already a woman before she turned in2 a man, so that doesnt count

Story Story, she was a woman, then she became a man with womb the bottomline is that he has given birth to his daughter

Well, a man gave birth to a girl today. . .

I wonder what else women are moaning about

God in his infinite wisdom knows better than to give it all to one woman, imagine how she'd feel if she had it all? We no go hear word nowww. Even the seriously ugly come out and make noise nowadays, i wonder how the exceptionally pretty would have done

If your story is true, then even u should be able to answer the question. The odds are against u, and if he's an ibo man - especially from Anambra. . . Save your remaining life - start running!

Preach on sister!!!
Word!
Oh! i'm in love again

Those who know, know that being a Gunner is totally out of this world

origina9ja:
even 4 reaL LIFE

I beg to disagree.

If you're good - even when the going is rough, guys will be good to you when things get better.
Women of nowadays are after the highest bidder, unfortunately, those who spend cash for sex dont care too much because they'll always get what they want - if one wont deliver then another will take her place immediately.

Women lie naturally, men lie creatively

origina9ja:
nah
i think dey re jst less carin

Less caring perhaps, why, this is just a forum - you cant care too much

NL brothers rude?

Not true, seriously

@Topic

I dated this stunning beauty queen  (6'1 tall, pretty face, outstanding figure, very well dictioned) who made sure i ate properly and made me have sex 24hrs every other day - i was begging to get out of the relationship. . .  And i was grateful to Ramsey for giving me a good reason to back out

Somebody's got to show this dude how to manage women

Seun:
That is extremely stupid. If you die for your kid, who will take care of him/her?

First of all, you can't donate your heart to your kid when you are perfectly healthy.
The only acceptable heart donors are people who recently died or are brain dead.

What if you donate your heart to your son and the operation fails. Then you both die. Once again, as I said, it's extremely stupid.

Simple health and safety. . . u have to first save yourself before u help anyone. How can u breathe without a heart?

Ha, dem don dey tear cloth

But ehhmmm, I cant stand a woman's smelly arm pits sha