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Family / Re: My Mom Refused To Do Omugwo And She’s Causing Havoc by whitelightning: 8:43am On Nov 08, 2023
As long as you and your husband are good, don't worry yourself about anybody else. As for your mum, she'll come around cause she can't hate you forever besides her grandchild is yours.
Politics / Re: ISWAP Commander, Abu Muhammed, Executes Deputy Over Military Attack On Hideout by whitelightning: 7:03am On Mar 28, 2023
ijustdey:
… As troops kill 10 terrorists who invaded Kunnari village near Buratai town of Ex-COAS



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/iswap-commander-abu-muhammed-executes-deputy-over-military-attack-on-hideout/


If it's a live execution then I'll believe it.
Cus I don't understand how we keep getting inside gist about these criminals yet our military don't know where their stronghold is.
Soon the news will be telling you that one of their general just got married to some kidnapped girls.
" Am just trying to understand who is the deceiver here"
Politics / Re: Sex Starvation Made Me Plan Husband’s Abduction – Wife by whitelightning: 11:46am On Sep 05, 2022
iamwilliamsfx:
This is so funny

Imagine.
TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by whitelightning: 1:00pm On May 14, 2022
Moviemaster:
The truth of the word of this book of counting - can only be ensured by a - confessor.

Get it right and make a request. Don't use google.

Legend of the seeker. It's on the cover page of the book of counted shadows

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Politics / Re: Campaign In Mecca, Desecration Of Religious Sanctuary – NAHCON by whitelightning: 10:36am On May 06, 2022
Maxymilliano:


https://punchng.com/campaign-in-mecca-desecration-of-religious-sanctuary-nahcon/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1651798281

200 strokes of cane will give them sense
Crime / Re: Man Caught With Mutilated Human Body Parts In Osun by whitelightning: 10:35am On Jan 07, 2022
Read the news fully first before negative comment.
Crime / Re: Man Blames Beautiful Girlfriend For Plantain Theft by whitelightning: 7:01am On May 25, 2021
powerfulguy:
As shared by Afiriki Freedom Mieseifa



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=277658627425020&id=100055426543886

Alaye you bleeped up big time. na the picture of the beautiful girlfriend make me open this thread oo.
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: 'All Nigerians Are Asking Me To Run For President' by whitelightning: 8:49am On May 15, 2021
sarrki:


https://www.channelstv.com/2021/05/14/all-nigerians-are-asking-me-to-run-for-president-i-will-not-disappoint-yahaya-bello/amp/

Symptoms of a confused somebody, did I ask you to run for president?
Politics / Re: Police Kill Two and Arrest 5 Gunmen Who Attack Osun Town by whitelightning: 8:36am On May 15, 2021
Insecurity:

http://saharareporters.com/2021/05/14/panic-gunmen-attack-osun-town-kill-two

Am sorry to say but this news is lacking.
A town in OSUN State without a name. and no pictures to support

the only picture am seeing there is the one they normally use to represent Boko Haram and unknown gunmen
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Rowland Celebrates Her 26th Birthday (Photos) by whitelightning: 8:33pm On Apr 30, 2021
Newsmic:
Chioma Rowland took to her Instagram handle to celebrate her 26th birthday today April 30, IgbereTV reports.

She released these stunning new photos of herself.

She captioned the photos;


https://www.instagram.com/p/COSCogFHngp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See photos below.

How dare you show us half product, abeg comot the clothes make we see wetin u dey advertise joor
Politics / Re: Shekau Appoints Abu Muhammad As New War Commander, Kills Predecessor by whitelightning: 7:46pm On Apr 30, 2021
PissfulProtester:
If the media can be getting news on what's going on in Terrorists camp, why do we find it difficult to arrest this guy and feed his brain to the vultures?

You read my mind completely

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Politics / Re: Katsina Deploys Trained Dogs To Schools As Security Measure (Photos) by whitelightning: 10:32am On Apr 29, 2021
Frontail:
The dogs are meant to send early Alarm

that's true but there's gonna be a lot of false alarm

like when a car just zoomed along the road or a car enters the school
Politics / Re: Katsina Deploys Trained Dogs To Schools As Security Measure (Photos) by whitelightning: 10:20am On Apr 29, 2021
“We were advised to deploy these dogs at each school because they have special abilities to detect intruder faster than human beings in many instances.

“These dogs, when deployed will alert the students and other security agents in case of any intruder or bandits when they are coming”, he said.

WOW, they're actually right.

Because the dogs will see everyone as an intruder.
1.the dogs start barking and everyone is running to safety only to later realize that a student just enter the school.
2. the principal's car enter and barking starts again, after 20 min normalcy is restored.
3. A parent's car zoomed in and the problem starts again, now people are already getting tired of this false alarm shit
4. Finally, the jagunlabi's(bandits) enter school, the dog start barking again but nobody is ready to run thinking it's another false alarm. they enter, they kill and they kidnapped.

now are the dogs supposed to attacked AK-47 wielder with their teeth or what
Politics / Re: Ejigbo, Osun Rejects Naming Of School After Wole Soyinka by whitelightning: 2:59pm On Apr 28, 2021
[quote author=Juliusmalema post=101150369]South-West don't love themselves..

So much hate in a single region.

Give them Oduduwa republic, in the next 2 Weeks they will start Inviting JuliusMalema, Ecowas and UN for peace keeping Mission..



This is not a matter of hatred, renaming school usually cause a lot of crisis and confusion. Imagine a student in sss1 will have their result as a student of the previous school name and on getting to ss2 after the name change wole soyinka secondary School. anybody looking at such result will think the student change school in ss2.

I'm not against them honouring the nobel laureate, but they can build a new school or project in his name.
Food / Re: How Much Is A Sachet Of Water In Your Area? by whitelightning: 1:57pm On Apr 28, 2021
MomentMan:
Here in Nsukka, a bag is sold between #150-#180 while a sachet is #20.


#Insideunn#

it's 20 naira in Oron, akwa ibom.
Bag is 200
Family / Re: Parents How Will You Feel If You Come Back Home & Meet Your Children Like This? by whitelightning: 1:49pm On Apr 28, 2021
wunmi590:
Good day nairalander.

Sequel to the topic, would you pamper them just like our abroad parents or spank them just like our nigerian parent? grin cheesy

The deed has been done already, the next thing na to call for an impromptu party in the neighborhood, get some strikers (fish, crayfish or meat) to go along with the indomie.

Parte after Parte
Politics / Re: Malami: Atiku Not Fit To Contest For President, His Parents Are Cameroonians by whitelightning: 7:48pm On Apr 06, 2021
fergie0o1:


[url=http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/06/atiku-not-fit-contest-president-nigeria%E2%80%99s-agf-malami-tells-court]SOURCE [/url]

I don't even know what is wrong with this madman, you neva notice this while he was vice president now you're sprouting garbage.
Celebrities / Re: Lilo Aderogba: "Men Don't Like Good Girls" - BBNaija's Lilo by whitelightning: 4:43pm On Mar 30, 2021
envoymedia:
BBNaija star, Lilo Aderogba has stated that men don't like good girls but instead go for the "bad girls", IgbereTV reports.

Taking to her Twitter handle, she wrote;


https://twitter.com/Liloaderogba/status/1376595239922716674?s=20



That's bullshit ajhuma, it should be " BAD MEN DON'T LIKE GOOD GIRLS"
Fashion / Re: Lagos Restaurant, Grills By Delis, Denies Lady Entrance Over Her Outfit by whitelightning: 3:18pm On Mar 29, 2021
GeniusVincent:
A twitter influencer known by the handle @Oluwapelumi_ii has called out a particular Lagos restaurant for disallowing her from having her way over the kind of clothing she had on..Below is a picture of what she wore and her tweets come in handy too.. shocked shocked Na real wa



https://mobile.twitter.com/oluwapelumi_ii/status/1375550532161568772


attention seekeer, now that you've shown your almost unclothedness to the world, can you kindly fvckoff
Phones / Re: Browse Free Using 9mobile And Mtn by whitelightning: 11:34am On Mar 17, 2021
Memberclub:
is there a limit or something?
mtn is 100mb but will stop around 91mb.
9mobile is actually 150mb and stops at around 140mb
Politics / Re: Aminu Salisu: Buhari’s Outrider Dies In Road Accident Involving Kogi Governor by whitelightning: 9:34am On Mar 17, 2021
dre11:


https://saharareporters.com/2021/03/16/president-buhari%E2%80%99s-outrider-dies-road-accident-involving-kogi-governor-yahaya-bellos


what I don't understand is this:
1. Did the kogi state governor's convoy kill him, or
2. He was on loan from Buhari to the governor.
Phones / Re: Browse Free Using 9mobile And Mtn by whitelightning: 12:37pm On Mar 14, 2021
rottable:
They will soon block the cheat........ Someone like the Op will tag the network provider and they will block it

Then we keep using it until it's blocked, and if u get multiple simcards na full enjoyment. Though the 9mobile network is poor in my area I've already used the 100mb for mtn, the 9mobile is slow and wasting my battery.
Phones / Re: Browse Free Using 9mobile And Mtn by whitelightning: 12:12pm On Mar 14, 2021
Olobofife:
its 50mb and its not connecting. Shift.

maybe you download the previous version, it stopped working this month. go and update it and you'll see the difference. it's hundred percent working
Phones / Re: Browse Free Using 9mobile And Mtn by whitelightning: 11:55am On Mar 14, 2021
Olobofife:
Link?
from playstore
Phones / Browse Free Using 9mobile And Mtn by whitelightning: 10:28am On Mar 14, 2021
No time to waste.
Download the latest Stark VPN reloaded. Launch it and select your tweak base on ur sim (9mobile and mtn) and connect, that's all. For easy downloading you can use advance download manager ADM.

Download the app from playstore less than 5mb.

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians To Die By Hanging In Ghana For Kidnapping, Killing Four Girls by whitelightning: 7:31am On Mar 06, 2021
EcoBrick:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/two-nigerians-to-die-by-hanging-in-ghana-for-kidnapping-killing-four-girls/
they were found to be guilty, then why give then time to appeal.
Now what am confused about is are they not sure of their judgement or they just want to make money from those people,
well, maybe they're waiting for the godfather to pay up
Politics / Re: Hijab Crisis: Kwara Is Muslim State, Take Your Mission Schools To Rivers - MURIC by whitelightning: 9:34am On Feb 23, 2021
[quote author=Solsix post=99339960][/quote]

most missionary schools have been handed over to the government including Muslim missionary schools and that makes them public schools. So you can't force your religious way of dressing onto students.
Muslims can use hijab while Christians use the Beret
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: I Am A Lion That Cannot Be Caged by whitelightning: 2:27pm On Feb 21, 2021
Well done oo MR. LION
I've heard of pepper soup made with fish, snake etc, but LION PEPPERSOUP 😋😋😋, I will love to see that.
Am sure some people are already salivating.
Crime / Re: Turkish Man Poses With His Pregnant Wife Before He Threw Her To Her Death by whitelightning: 11:01pm On Feb 16, 2021
it's time for him to go cliff diving too

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