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the guy na liar, if he resisted the devil he wont feel the need to post it here na guilty concience drove am here, i belive this is the rest of the story.

Hey, Just don't know what to do right now. my GF is out of town and I promised I won't do our thing with another girl.
I havnt been in love for a long time since I broke up with my girl of over two years. But this time, despite our tribal differences,
I love her and I would not want to betray that love. consequently, i have limited my activities to office, gym, light outing and fellowship.
However, on friday, late in the evening, after leaving office, I decided to see an old pal i haven't seen for a while. so I went and it was a nice outing.
He has this neighbour, a replica of the falling angel, fare and bold and she picked at me straight away. It was a mere chat i never gave much attntion. The following morning being saturday, I spent most part of the day with indoors seing a movie. at 12pm, I had a violent bank on my door with my friend's voice shouting my name. Long and short, he did not come alone, he came with CHICHI, the devil as I thought. I left them both and went to my neighnour's and spent some time. before I came back she was already in my bed room resting. At first, i felt wow, o boy see opportunity both on a second thought, i said not this time. my old self nudged me towards her but i seemed to be in control. I gently walked up to her (Nairalanders the truth starts here)and smelt her neck, she smelt like apples, I love apples! i hugged her as i caressed her thighs reaching my fingers upways, she opened my shirt halfway and started rolling my n1pples, that was my soft spot, this time my head was fully charged, i slammed her on my bed and we hurriedly removed our clothes like apes, she sat on me and the warmth she created had my head spinning, i flipped her over and hammered her very well, she nor tired and i nor stop for about an hour, so ladies and gentlemen Did I act well? I am not a bastad I am a true nigerian guy. Thank you

michelin89:
If we pick the 18/19 group, then this thread is pointless.

I am interested in guys in their 20s dating only teenage girls.

The most hit on are between 15-16. They seem to have something that attract these guys.

I am worried because a lil sis of mine is hanging out with a guy who has a thing for lolitas and she is just 15.

only perv guys does that, what real nigguh will ignore a mature girl with a nice grown bodacious bod of say over 21 and run after 15 year olds if he doesn't have something to hide, teenagers are easy to manipulate and control, such guy is a pucci IMO

v3:
Why u dey shine teeth like goat we drink piss?

lmao.i.rememeber.dem.gay.goats.their.mouth.opens.once.they.sip.eachothers.piss

D1KeleVra:
When u no go buy correct keyboard

oh.yummy.i.want.some.sour.cream.and.brownsugar.ontop.~hmmm~

skyndyp:
I made this slippers myself. With much love to D1

this.gives.a.whole.new.meaning.to.bata.apeja
sori.space.key.not.working

pheesayor:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned TOSINADE@. Makes the Music/Radio section interesting (annoying at times ) with likes of ofokaofoki & co.

a lot of people aren't mentioned. they give me jokes on this forum i salute 'em! its the people that makes NL lol. but to make things fair people should stop opening thread like this

Studio CFR:
Her teeth' na shovel

oko ijoba niyen naw

jokingmary:

kl. but why do you try

photoshop dats not her mouth and teeth buh shes not pretty nonwithstanding

her husband is a legend

190:
the amaka
chelseabmw
kpolli
madu
madlady
missy b
mrbrownjay
my sweet mamagee
Luizworld
pweety4me
walestar
candylips
kunbee~

abeg remove mamagee and add whiterose  and remove walestar and add phemmy or acidosis

^ tanks

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/35/20100711/ten-cheryl-cole-unable-to-talk-764dee7.html


cheryl cole The 'Fight for this Love' singer has turned yellow from jaundice, is still on oxygen, and was hours from death following her infection with the disease - believed to have been caused by a mosquito bite. "We nearly lost her and the battle is far from over. She is so weak and this horrible illness has taken complete hold of her.
It got so bad she was literally only hours from death's door. Thank goodness she was diagnosed in time. Even now she can't talk. She drifts in and out of consciousness and when she comes round all she can do is sob.
The source added: "Cheryl's not going to be back for a long time. Seeing Cheryl like this is so painful. She could easily have dead. And she's not better, she's not even close. It's still a very serious situation and she's really going to have to battle."She won't be seen in public for at least two months.

Do you think they exagerrated a bit or does it affect them differently since their system is delicate plus malaria kills, when she felt ill she might not get malaria treatment cos they'd never think she caught malaria, so she could suffer bad time.

Mudley313:
whiteroses (f)
ms.Doyin
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maybe if you didn't spend so much time online/nairaland you'd have enough time and energy to work on your relationship

just kidding o (kinda)

communication is a very important relationship component

okay. but remember, it takes 2 to tango. . .goodluck

lol. well i've been a memeber on NL since year 10 high school, thats over 4 years ago, i only come on here on holiday from uni when its sort of boring. thanks for info will improve in communication .

Deep Soul:
^^Nice reply. (The 1st one)

una welldone, follow follow

i'm not a kid, in my very early 20's tho and no i wont free him lol. we havent spoken today which is wierd and he dint bother, i went on skype he's online and nobody said nada to anyone but reading what you said i'll make effort tanks

YES IF YOU ARE GAY wetin concern una? the girl rude and so?, i dont think her bf will be concerned as long as she pleases him

Jesus Christ forgive me oh, one boy i see around and never talked to him, added me on fb and we arranged but h, he, he, ahem, he doesn't seem normal

chei look at hin engine eye he posses traits of true naija papa, nose is 3D lips is HD, hairline is scared of forehead and hinged cheekbone can be seen from the back, but i hail una best pressido!

i'm tired of not being free but dont wanna loose him completely, i just want to be by myself and have some freedom, it's been on my mind for long but yesterday killed it. i was jamming in my Pyjamas ready to sleep and thought make i catch joke small on NL before i go bed lol my phone just went off, where are you what you doing? i said in my room trying to sleep, he said ok i'm downstairs throw the keys i nearly melted whats this ful doing there? had to put my brassier on quick and fix up, then we head to his yard where i'm literarilly the cleaner and cook. the same routine continues till like sunday. i now realize the relationship has gotten so clumsy and i want some space, plus i realise he wants some space the way he acts sometimes as well, like when he said i cant come see him cos he has assignments and he told me later that he lied he just wanted to sleep that afternoon will he get upset and is it a healthy thing to do? thanks PS we are good i like him but i miss being myself.

1. Shalewa sare wolewa sunsori bed fe yakata, bosho bodi bo pata
2. Iwo 'mo yii shofe judi woh alujanah ni
MR GRIN

glad you were not. abi na ayo dem call you?

i drink only occasionally like birthdays or clubbing and after exam one of the friends will have a drink up and we'd drink till we pass out lol i love it! buh i'm not an alcoholic tho