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laughing my ass off. you people no fit kill me with laughter oh. my boyfriend wey dey kiss me like say na grape he they chew na im you dey describe like a movie script

eeyah sorry

lol

i wont because your geekness dey annoy me @whiteroses

Can you please tender your evidence of your claim and status?
cant you just say source please like everybody else

sorry nella but i dint know you look for medical contact lens in shops around the market the ones my sister had was from an optician

aye mi look at everybody been all clean and shiny i'm the only obun oloorun i better start doing chores and give my sisters a break

Omowunmimi:
me

aww bless your little heart lol

dad super gentle, mum super duper harsh

i'm so embarassed but i hate doing chores and strangely enuff whenever i go and visit people i always do all the chores happily but once i get home i dont do anything

aww poor you pry to god for comfort

you know how milk comes with expiry date? God already knows and stamped when each person will die so no need to worry who gets harvested first just keep enjoying your life

brush your teeth twice in the morning, beware on the second round only a small amount of paste is needed and concentrate on the tongue this will help you to have fresh breath for long, and whenever you eat always drink watand make sure to rinse the left-over foods down and lastly eat in the morning cos smell from last nights food does come up in the morning if you dont know and whener you close your mouth for hours without talking it will stink so have a bottle of water around, hope you find it helpful

sorry i know this is not the answer you want to hear but dont worry about contact lens its just too childish. i use to look for them like crazy too but i outgrew them, i remember gelling my hair to the side, caking my face and wearing  my hazel and green contacts and i looked pretty-silly. just do a really nice hairstyle get your make up on point and you are good.

holland and barret - uk
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chiogo:
Then he needs to be kept in the house till I can find a remedy in a few years

she kills it

if they miss breakfast their mouth is bound to stink even f they brush and if you will kep mouth cposed for hours without talking have a bottle of water with you

just use deodorant like everybody else

please what is the test about what is it

welcome to nairaland

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=319143.msg4485423#msg4485423 date=1252138697]dude! why nau? u no fight tyson and your face bi like that?  na God save those girls future pikins from looking like u  [/quote]na2day go easy on him oh he looks alrite its just bad megapixel camera and photo mite be old buh seriously i know his type some women are like that even tho i'll admit the story is hard to believe with that photo

what is your stage name or real name, My problem is that I hate publicity. I want my private life to be separated from my public life. I need a mask to cover my face
have you got fans and do people know you before you cover your face and if you hate publicity why do you want to be in the industry, but i will give you an address of a fashion designer that will help you, visit momodesigns they do custom custume

r21 dont oh oh lekan hailolive is a ffucking liar lol

whats the question again

yes once when i poured beer on it lol

and i thought he was nice

yesh