Thegamingorca:


Find the error.
IELTS reading passage 1 you have 20mins.

Failed horribly

ogbene get off my mentions, oga wey sabi english, carry am go bank na.

@Justwise, I see you are trying to clean up this thread, but please clean it up properly.

Thegamingorca:



Are you still here. Nah me design Wikipedia? Go and lodge complain about me concerning the spelling with the page brothers.
Who will I believe before about the journey...

Indians are the most honest with regards to migration that's why dem pack full for there. Go to Facebook forums sef you will see loads of experiences dey share about the journey and you are here trying to smear them. If you see a Nigerian, an indian and a snake. make sure you Kill the Nigerian first. Nigerian go dey form busy while an Indian in germany is always ready to give you tips and motivations. The mere fact that you see an Indian living with five colleagues in his one room apartment is enough reason to trust them unlike Nigerians that will be telling you that their landlord will complain or beat them. Lmao! Indians have made this journey so easy that you really have to give it up to them.

Be there forming racism...or discriminating against them rubbish

If you like, come here and be quoting wiki in your research papers. Na your cup of tea be that
Just to clear some misconceptions here. If English comprehension is not your forte, I can understand, we all are not native speakers. But outright assumption and concluding remarks thrown at me won't be tolerated.

If you feel Indians and the most honest when it comes to Immigration stories/help, that is your opinion, and If I feel they can not be trusted, that is my opinion. That is not discrimination or racism. And if it is, then same way an American businessman finds it difficult to trust a Nigerian automatically makes him a racist.



As someone said earlier, Germany has a way of dealing with egomaniacs, I wish you all the best in your endeavors.

Thegamingorca:



Are you still here. Nah me design Wikipedia? Go and lodge complain about me concerning the spelling with the page brothers.
Who will I believe before about the journey...

Indians are the most honest with regards to migration that's why dem pack full for there. Go to Facebook forums sef you will see loads of experiences dey share about the journey and you are here trying to smear them. If you see a Nigerian, an indian and a snake. make sure you Kill the Nigerian first. Nigerian go dey form busy while an Indian in germany is always ready to give you tips and motivations.

I laugh in chinshunshu......... Like I said earlier, I wish you all the best.
And at the bolded says a lot about how old you really are. Take care buddy

styles2009:

@willy2000
You only pick the accents from native speakers and not the grammar. that dativ part is funny as hell.
@willy2000, This is 100% and as for
@Thegamingorca, I dey laugh at your opinion cos, who no go no know

No mind the guy, he neva know how far, I laugh at learning German from natives is better than learning from Nigeria part........... He is even taking the words of Indians for it. Kai na this kin person go feel fly having them as close pals. Hmm, ma i gbe body comot here ohh.
And @Thegamingorca, for your own good, when you get here, do not, I repeat DO NOT quote Wikipedia as your source. A word is enough for the wise.

NB: If you think Deutsch and Deutsche is the same, I look forward to your journey.

Thegamingorca:


@styles2009 Pls take this douchebag's word for it. You should really be just fine in Germany after a B2.

P.S. I hope my lack of fingers on the thread doesn't give my comment a false perception of air-quotes

You are so incoherent. With this attitude of yours, I wish you all the best.

Thegamingorca:



It's true that learning german in Nigeria helps but even that doesn't qualify as having learnt german. Its just like how you'll find it difficult to understand a Scottish or English native when dey speak so also you'll find it difficult keeping up with Germans.

If you say you won't attend vhs or language courses in germany and focus on work. That integration you are planning will still be difficult. Nothing beats learning Deutsche from the native speakers of hochdeustsche

And who told you learning German in Nigeria doesn't qualify as having learned German! People are suggesting the cheapest, easiest and fastest way to integrate, you are here typing gibberish. I left Nigeria with a B1 certificate, and it sure helped. You understand what they say, and get to experience all the grammar you learned, how it is used. You only pick the accents from native speakers and not the grammar. Go and ask a native speaker to explain dativ and see how he will explain it. But ask a Nigerian who teaches and knows his onions in Goethe to do the same, he breaks it down for you to understand.

nairalanduseles:




U are poor I see your are frustrated

It takes a poor man to see another poor man. Congrats

nairalanduseles:


See how foolish you sound now.....the same OP has removed it ....next time stay off my mention......silly vulcanizer

Olodo like you, because he removed it means, it is his? How dull can one be? The OP said he is 29 approaching 30 and the DOB on that certificate is for someone who is 32yrs. If the cells in your medulla were functioning properly, you would have deduced correctly, if the certificate is his or not. Another advice, stop the name-calling just to pass across your points, it only shows how shallow and crude you are

nairalanduseles:
How foolish can u be ....pasting your original certificate with your name here.....this place is full of frauds ....wise up and delete asap
Bet you some don put your name on Facebook search already

Well, you tried so hard to be smart, but the OP is smarter. Common sense should have told you that, the certificate posted is more or less a sample certificate found online. Next time, do not rush to post.

Icesnow:
Hi! Sorry to ask u. Why did you specifically mention English and Literature? Thanks

Because it is weird to study such in Germany, a country where English is not the local lang. And the Professors are mostly imported from the UK/US

marcondo13:
It simply means that you can not sleep on Delilah's lap and expect to wake up in Abraham's bosom.
Every country have certain requirements and demand for some skills and less for others. This is the basis of skilled labour migration. You can check the areas in high demand online.

Spot on!

If you are from arts or social sciences, then you have to prepare to go the extra mile to achieve your German dream, because you have German natives and other EU graduates jostling for the same job with you.
From my exeperience, there is what they call "Mangelberuf", = "understaffed profession, if you course does not fall into this category, you are will be at the bottom of the food chain.

Just so you know, don't come and study English and Lit. to Phd. and expect to get a job. kolewerk.

Didijiji:
it hurts... We keep reporting and the guys keep creating new monikers for same criminal post on website and sex position

I once opened nairaland in a public space and voila the porn was starring right on my face and i had other people looking at my screen. It was so embarrasing.

There are tools seun can use to fight this spammers, it is easy, a bot can simply be created that bans you for posting an empty message, or you are not allowed to post if your post doesn't satisfy some set rules. As for pics, there are also intelligent bots that determine if a pic is Bleep-rated or not. or he simply assigns this duty to his mod.
I just feel seun is lazy, and doesn't want to update his site, this is 2019 and the site looks 2007. pity pity pity

Goztino:
MY FIRST LECTURE EXPERIENCE IN GERMANY

Today, our lecture officially started by 10:30 am with a course that is very sweet to the ear.
Na me first come class, even before 10 am, traced the lecture hall and sat down in the front row (each lecture has lecture class where it will be held and as a stranger, you have to trace it earlier to avoid missing the lecture).

The Lecturer arrived the hall 20mins before the lecture started (German's don't joke with time) and used our enrollment list to select people for group one according to when each person register for the course, I was among the first group, others were told to come back later for their own class.

Omo ehh, he introduced the course and say make everybody put on his or her computer, He shared something wey dey like flash but smaller in size to everyone and told us to all plug it in the CPU beside each computer and he started lecturing, the class involves teaching with a software.

Everything was so strange to me and he was damn fast, as he was teaching. I was expecting a handout and normal dictation but saw slides and software instead. I became hooked at a point, and looked into the system of one guy beside me, he is also a Nigerian, I wanted to use his own method to probably correct myself but I noticed that he was even struggling to login to the computer sef let alone doing the needed task, other white students dey busy dey work for number three while I no even sabi how to get to number two.
As the thing hook me too much, I call the graduate assistant and he helped me out.

I noticed that their system of education is totally different from ours and more practically oriented. One really needs additional work to do in other to scale through efficiently

,
Welcome to Deutschland............. Wish you all the best in your studies.

TempleHouse:

How are individual or entity certfied by immigration ?
I just laughed at the display of your write that reveals how far you've acquire knowledge.
People like you often comes up with rules that are non existent to give support to a fellow ignorants, and the only way to do that is to throw insult and insinuations.
Well, I won't join issues with people like you who are genuinely happy to remain in their state of ignorance.
But I must say, this once again, that seek knowledge and stop obsession with attacking people who are right.
But if you think you're right, people who are intelligent will read and sums up and decide.

At bolded, I hope you did not mean this?

My reply to you would have been elucidating but seeing that you have already made up your mind. I will leave you in your, "INTELLIGENT SWARM" enjoy yourself

TempleHouse:

Your write up had clearly showed you're a proper dunce yourself and clearly you've exposed your total ignorance.
And I wonder if you have ever travel out from the comfort of your village to understand immigration rules, and I sincerely belief your learned friends around you will educate you proper that you have goofed.
You have to obtain what they refer to as TC Travelling Certificate from the local consulate even you are illegal immigrants whose visa had expired before you can leave any country.
How can they deport people
You think the immigration just put people on the plane ?
Wow ! What a gullible individual !
Learn and goggle to get some info.about issue that you're ignorant about, going forward and don't descend so low to attack and disrespect people.
I am sure the right thinking people will also educate you after my write up.
Behave !

You seem to be the ignorant one here, Nigerians who have been certified as Nigerians are legally allowed to enter their home country, so long the local consulate are satisfied with their identity, South African immigration has no power whatsoever to hold them unless there is a law, which states that anyone who violates the immigration rules must be detained and punished.

At the bolded is only required by the host country an immigrant is going to be deported to.
I hope you have learned one or two things here.
And stop displaying your ignorance here.

Germandude30:
So angry right now.did a driving test 5 times and the prufer still didn't pass me.ich bin nicht glucklich. Any one in Germany with an advice.i have spent 2700 euros

Wow, that is on the high, how did you get the driving school you attended? I am asking, because most times, you have to know the success rate of students from a driving school before choosing the school.

You driving instructor most often than not, know the route for the driving exams and they make you drive that route during training.
My next question is, how honest and friendly are you to your instructor? Because, the closer you are to your instructor, he will sincerely tell you if you can pass the test or not during your practice, and if you are in a good driving school, they will advise you not to take the practical exam but wait until your driving is okay.

The next question is, which city are you. Some cities are stricter than others.

Did you ask what your mistakes were, and why you did not pass? It is your right to know. This helps you to prepare when retaking the next practice exam.

Good luck with your next test, just be cool and calm, try to learn how to control your breath when driving, it calms the nerves when you get nervous. Trust me, it helps.

Beautyaddy:


So none of these things happens in the continent of Europe

I guess the continent of Europe is the new Holy Land.

Nope, it is HEAVEN

Nig4Greatness:
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When I mean discussion,I mean an intelligent discussion and not these lines..even your chancellor cannot comfortably give same answers as you.
So if you like rhetorics,I will give you in abundance.so my answers are same as yours.
Should I even assume you live in Europe or you just typing based on your research,from media or from people talking points?.

Just as expected. Trying to sound intelligent right, but just like Raheel said, hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one i***t is enough to turn it into a hell. Like I said use your NEXT button, if you do not like a post.

Nig4Greatness:
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Am waiting for the poster to respond to this post but since you are eager to jump in the fray,be my guest.
First can you answer those questions in relation to Germany you mentioned?.
Let's start there as well.

Which language do you speak/understand? I said German speaking countries and not Germany, I hope you know, that there are other european countries with German as official Language.
I will indulge you by answering
Bad Roads=NO
Accidented Cars = NO
No heating= NO
security = YES

Your turn, don't dissappoint me with a nigerian answer.

Nig4Greatness:
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Without emotional sentiments,please can you defend this claim??.then we can have a discussion.

Nig4Greatness:
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To those of you creating threads everywhere comparing the US with Europe and other countries,why are you so bothered about the 'underdevelopment' ,racism and gun violence going on there?.isn't it better you remain in your paradise and stop worrying about the ongoing in the US??.
This irrelevant comparison is sickening.

It is sickening, yet you are commenting on the thread, what happened to you NEXT button. #yimu

Nig4Greatness:
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Without emotional sentiments,please can you defend this claim??.then we can have a discussion.

Do you have bad roads in the USA, YES or NO?
Do people drive faulty/accidented cars with broken headlights/rearlights, YES or NO?
Do people live in houses without heating YES or NO ?

How secure you do feel walking at Night, irrespective of the location.
Do you have a no go Neighbourhood, YES or NO ?

We can start our discussion with the afromentioned questions without emotional sentiments. I am comparing the USA with german speaking european countries.

maternal:


Which country do you live in ? My friend other than the amazing social benefits most western European countries offer, Europe is trash. Everyone knows it. A foreign language other than the U.K., small roads, small houses, etc. The world revolves around North America and its culture. We all know it deep down.

So Europe is trash because it has small roads, small houses, And you almighty USA, where you can be killed by anyone including the police, killed by a drunken driver,be homeless overnight, is a treasure. Kwantinue.
Saying the world revolves around North America shows how myopic and biased you are.

NONNYG:
Have you also visited Europe numerous times?


Mind you, visiting is different from residing

If you want to refute/rebut my opinion, why not do so intelligently. Asking lame questions only shows how shallow your knowledge of the topic is. State your reasons and let us debate or remain silent and learn.

Ugosample:


life is harsh every where

even the Europe that you think is good, is walking on thin ice

the generous welfare state has pushed many EU States to the brink
a part from Germany and a few others
some of them will fall off totally in the coming decade's

America on the other hand can do better
but it's still the land to be in anyways

True! Life is harsh everywhere. But we can not compare the harshness of some region/continent to another.

If Europe is walking on thin ice, then the US is no longer walking but falling

Do you know the amount of US citizens with Student debt loans, how many Americans can boast of a total health coverage insurance?
America like you said can do better, but Europe will fall off totally in the coming decade, can you see how biased this is.

The US is the Land to be if you want to live in debts/paycheck to paycheck.

NONNYG:
Hahahaha Oga this one na Jamb or Waec question?


Ok, let me ask you one question, do you live in US?

I have visited numerous times, which makes for me to be objective in my comparison.

Where I live do not have the kind of ghettos you see in the US.