Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na to tie this guy NAKEDD for one tree inside forest then use ORIAMO cord take wipe wipe him PREEK!


Waiting de worry U!


No be ASHAWOO house plenty everywhere for u to go NACK!


ASHAWOO no cost again because tins and tins don hard for naija and de need customers!


yesterday night way go ASHAWOO house, I never even enter inside. na for gate I de but if u see how dem de drag me for trouser..


E remain small make dem drag out my GBOLA outside gate..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Oga you funny ooo

SosoTakemypain:


Please,How do you mean?

If you're a medical personal. I'm sure you will understand!

I don't understand this result. Is that how the report urine culture result? This is not professional medical laboratory.

This whole thing is very funny.

Oboy see freedom stuff

Chloraseptic:
I will smoke weed the day I'm flying out of Nigeria so I don't disgrace myself at the airport..

The confidence and flamboyancy on my movement would even make fellow travelers ask for help from me..

I will celebrate that day here on Nairaland

Hahahaha....you dey funny shaa

Gbest90:


Na Wa o. This kind comment dey cos headache.

Make una dey try use pidgin na. No be by force to speak English.

We're not 100% Mr. English

bukolabeauty09:
Most time the tone in our voice brings alot of effect.
Telling him to wash plates isn't the issue but the way you said it is the issue. Also you should have at least allow him rest first person was just coming in from somewhere you don't know what state he was and you just gave him instruction to go wash plate. That's very unreasonable of you....if he wasn't around wont you find a way of washing the plates? Why not then allow him to rest before engaging him and also say this in a more secretive and polite way.
You ordered him around in the presence of the customers and brought his self esteem down and also didn't consider his mental state at that moment those are the things you did wrong.

Anyways he is still very annoyed when he is not convenient in his friend place he'll come home. Allow him cool down and beg for his forgiveness later and also pray he gets job ontime.
Thank you Sir. Nice advise/write up

Gbest90:


Na Wa o. This kind comment dey cos headache.

Make una dey try use pidgin na. No be by force to speak English.

We're not 100% Mr. English

PEPPERified:
No be small matter...

This kind wahala no be like bicycle ooo. E be like tipper.

I swear

Ryan03:
My appreciation goes to cococandy bukatyne pocohantas woundedLamb Lordko BRATISLAVA Tellemall kneehighbootz Willyboss Richy4 Hathor5 and so many I can't mention, you have no idea how much your comments impacted me

Happy new year

Dreyton36:
Lol baba pack heavy juju for body
How E go take carry those load of jazz take run sef

But on a serious note , the fulanis deserve to be flushed out
Let the ibos and yorubas teach the fulanis that they don't own Nigeria
Their useless buhari brother has done more harm than good , they're supposed to be piping low and not causing more harm as well
Useless people, na only Big gbola Dem get and cows , nothing else

Bubu wan use gbola kill Aisha, naim Aisha japa lo Dubai

Lights up my kpoli in peace jare

You ehhh! very funny!!

Turby:
Happy salah to all muslim faithfuls..And happy holiday to everyone.My wife gave birth to a bouncing baby boy today.Help me thank God.Even though through CS, but I still thank God.Couple with the fact that today is my birthday.In case you want to show me some love,I will appreciate 0-0-3-7-3-2-6-4-5-3. gtb

congratulations and HBD

Mysticwebb:
Did I just read led by the President? Buhari come and see your mate in action, not in empty promises, leading in the forefront, not hiding in their government house like you.
Our half-dead President is just there squandering our money to sustain his half battery life while the masses die in thousand due to insecurity.

hahaha

sotall:

My brain crashed severally while trying to read this thing you wrote
And you are a teacher

Hahahhahaj!!! Very funny you!

Arsenal..... Up gunners!

suppose your father has a dominant gene for height and he is tall white your mother has recessive gene tt and she is shot.
(1). What will be your own Fi genetic make up for height
(2). Show the result crossbreed between Fi offspring and the mother
(3) what are the phenotypic and genotypic rato obtained from abo hi

The Northern Elders Forum has said that the North has never agitated for the breakup of the country, hence, it does not have any plan for it.

This is just as a member of Northern Elders Forum (NEF), Hakeem Baba-Ahmed expressed disappointment in the leadership style of Northern peoples who hold various political offices in the country.

Making the assertion on Monday, a former presidential candidate of the defunct National Republican Convention (NRC) party Bashir Othman Tofa, during the inauguration of students’ wing of Northern Youth Groups, organised by Coalition of Northern Youth held at Bayero University, Kano.

According to him, “If you look at our population and what we have together is more than what anyone can hope for. So to try to destroy this is certainly a lose-lose situation. That is why we here in the North would never say we want to leave in this country. “

His words “If you examine the situation, you would find out it is only in Northern Nigeria that there is no agitation for the breakup of this country”

He said that the unity of the country is sacrosanct, adding that the North has been playing the role of encouraging the unity of Nigeria “That is why we are the root of this country. If the root is uprooted, the tree will not be there.

He then added that so we like to be patient, we like to encourage Nigerians to love their country to be united and tolerate one another. So that we can build a kind of country we like to build.”

He then advised Northerners to exercise patience in building the unity of the country, as they are the root of Nigeria’s unity.

It is Northern Nigeria that doesn’t have any specific plan of its own, in case Nigeria is divided. This means we have absolute confidence that being together is the best thing for all of us.”

Our responsibility is to exercise patience to make sure we guide this country to the kind of unity and progress we need to develop into a better country and even become a nation-state,” Mr Tofa said.

A member of Northern Elders Forum (NEF), Hakeem Baba-Ahmed expressed disappointment in the leadership style of Northern peoples who hold various political offices in the country.

His words Northerners who hold different political positions had failed to address the region’s problems in areas considered to be of paramount importance for the region.

“We are disappointed with our northern leaders at all levels. We will be putting pressure on them to correct their mistakes of tackling the problem of insecurity, poor quality of education and health, the problem of economy among others.”

Alhaji Baba-Ahmed then charged northern governors to provide shelter for cattle headers in the zone to stop them from wondering about anyhow.
However, on the occasion, three regional coordinators for Northwest, Northeast and Northcentral geopolitical zones were inaugurated during the event.

APCHaram:
These Tivi people are beyond redemption.

I am 100% sure this Tivi Militia is being sponsored by fulanis to avenge the Jukums for kicking their ass in Taraba.

The Fulani has always been using Tivi heads like spanners just like the Ebiras.

This is latest Tiv-Jukum war is spearheaded by fulanis to weaken both tribes before going in for a kill. This is how the F pitched Yoruba Muslims against their own people.

Tivi will never ever have sense.

Yes ooo. I don't really know how Tiv elites are Thinking... They're just silly!!

muykem:
You are the one that lacks understanding. CBN is the banker to FG so garnish order will go to them.

Ahahahaha

muykem:
You are the one that lacks understanding. CBN is the banker to FG so garnish order will go to them.

Ahahahaha

RoyalBlu:
This is so strange
Even in death, still gon be stressed into a final resting place.

Things are happening in this life o.


"Mandara Mountain and valley, Gwoza, Marghi, Pabbir/Bura, Höna, Higgi, Wagga, Wula, Vengo, Sukur, etc.

Where are these places located BTW?

Adamawa (Yola)

MelesZenawi:


But , middle belt are northerners.

As far as u guys speak hausa-fulani language, u are not.

The dissociation is weak with the language been there.

yes....because you don't kno anything About MB...Your brain is really allergic to understanding!!

Kkb1977:
Middle belters should be very careful with this so called politians who are looking for cheap popularity.
Igbos and yorubas will never accommodate you.
Your only reliable ally is core North. Go back to history.
Bewarned.

Yes sir. Let me analyst dis in a random sampling (1) We have enough food, water etc here in MB. So, for your accurate information we don't need anybody to accommodate us...The parasite from North always making the country backward!!

Passionate888:
Rubbish.... I support the doctor

yea.. truly, I support him too

mbi la mut

Thank God ma beautiful plateau State is not on the list!!

ijustdey:




https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/man-dies-after-stealing-idol-in-taraba.html

OK oo

VillagePipu:


Of course, only an Igbo Proverb would say that kind of nonsense. No other sensible people have such depraved mentality.

Is it not the same Igbos who collect roofing sheet for ancestors as part of a bride's dowry?

Nonsense.

hahhahahhajahhah

NPComplete:


Which level are u in life? Every jobless halfwit on the internet is forming levels. So eating is an insult to u? Lol. Why do hungry starving bastards always think everyone is going through what they are going through? Hahahaha

I understand you very well. Almajiri forming big boy with yagege Riga...stupid and useless Homo sapien!!

LamidicownuBSS:


I no blame U. I blame the admin for making Christian treat free while muselem treat would be protected

I concur with your write-up!!

Naajjii:

What makes Tiv betrayal, how?

Read ma comment very well. Imm sure you will understand what make them to be betrayal!!

Neddstark:
Better than cutting their heads and drinking wine with their skulls.
Before y'all demonize me. I watch am for film abeg. Na hollywood teach me bad thing

But really you guys in the North central should unite against herdsmen than killing yourselves. We dont need this now

Tiv are really Good example of betrayals. They now unite with Housa/Fulani to terrorist other State!!!

truthsayer009:


Feed me with Pvssy or what? Because i know you're just preparing for Service and never worked a day in your life.

Please go for internship and come back, then we can have a conversation.

hahahahaha.. oboy, you na nice writer oooo!!