₦airaland Forum

LordAzubuike:
Sars have been doing a great job eradicating Yahoo boys from the street. It always make my heart bleed when I see young boys who aren't educated , don't have a skill or business just sit at the comfort of their home making money they didn't sweat for. It's so cruel. Without Sars and efcc it could have been worse. It's only an irresponsible fellow that will carry dreadlocks, wear crazy jeans and put ear ring. Learn to dress responsibly and look like a sane human, nobody will harass you.

Even the so called Kaka to be frank must have been into Yahoo codedly. You can't be playing for Remo stars and be using a nice SUV like that. How much dem dey pay am for Remo abeg? Let's be factual and call a spade a spade.

u be ode I swear..
Can u define being responsible?
With una backwards nd absurdity in reasoning wey una just carry de drag us backwards.

So yahoo yahoo now has its uniform looks?
Hairstyles now define criminality??
Rubbish!!!

And about his SUV, u really lack enlightenment.
the least salary in NPFL is 150k incase u dunno.

Before u come out spewing jargons next time, do research to avoid self-embarrassment.

Ogbunigwe2018:
My wife stays in her own room. My son sleeps with me in my room.
Doesn’t affect the love I have for my wife.

That's good.
I av been thinking about this for a long time.
There's this respect nd orderliness this little space brings....

Truth is staying together every time can cause and has caused a lot of irritations nd avoidable arguments..

Every relationship; be it marriage or dating needs that little space so everyone can be themselves with freedom and without choking each other.....

Blu03:
Another suicide?
The cow up there from daura would enjoy this.
Let any apc supporter enter this thread...

The suicider was ur roommate abi?
He told u the reason for taking his own life was buhari.
Everything na buhari
Buhari is the cause of ur weak erection
U ejaculate quick, na buhari

U are really suffering.

OgbanjeProphet:
Hmmmm this one na real gbagam.
So let me drop this advice for you; choose your course or studies based on your future career. Nobody is dumb until he or she agrees that he or she is dumb. Mathematics is hard but very simple.Just see it as a game, and you will love it. Learn to play with figures and equations.
The calculations that you are running away from today, you will still need in future no matter your future career, even ashawoo work needs calculations to avoid stories that touch.

not everyone is good with calculations,no matter how hard they try.
That is why some secondary schools do exams to separate students based on their brain and subject strength in jss3.
Everyone has their area of strength.....
If calculations is not his thing, trying to teach him how to go about it now is a bit late..... U master it well at primary or secondary school.

showafrica:
What pple enjoy? Have you taken cat fish and chilled Heineken after hot day work? Then the highness that makes you forget who the current president is through out the day. Something must kill a man sha

After highness,then what?
Ur problem is still sitting patiently waiting for u.
Highness finish, u jam ur reality again.

RamseyBolton:
I am a Christian. I can wish people Happy Ramadan but cannot do it in Muslim outfit. Neither can i put muslim symbols in my house. Amir Khan seems like a not into deep muslim

not putting on a Muslim outfit doesn't make u a deep Christian.

This one thinks religion is by uniform?

1-0 it ended on nairaland.
2-0 it ended on dstv and livescores.

BlackHutus:

SERVES THEM RIGHT !!!

As i see First Bank ATM .... I Come remember one thing that happened to me at UNIZIK , AWKA , ANAMBRA STATE ATM

I Went to withdraw money oooo

as i reach the ATM , I SEE CROWD ... Like 50 People waiting to Withdraw ....

I Was Like i cannot wait for these people oooo

What am i going to do ??

So one spirit inside me (The calm one) .... The spirits inside me plenty ooooo

So the Calm spirit told me to wait about 10 Mins to see what will happen.

The first girl withdrew and 10 Others girls followed her and go .... (I Was just wondering what is happening)

Another Guy withdrew 2k and 6 Other Guys followed him ...

When this particular Huge Guy withdrew .... Dear nairalanders ... i was shocked ... More than 20 People follow the Guy waka .... i was forced to ask one of the Guys wetin dey happen ... if the Guy dey share money ... He told me ... today na the Guy's Birthday that he is celebrating for his department mates ... that's why all of them followed him to ATM.

Okay oooooo .... na so another Guy withdrew oooo , More than 10 People follow the Guy .... i asked again ... what is going one .... one of the Guys told me that the Guy dey own one of them .... that's why all of them followed him to ATM to make sure he pay am that day ...

Dear brothers and sisters ... within 10 Mins na my turn to withdraw oooooooo

Praise the lord !!!!

LESSON to learn .... Never Give up.

Bro u de craze

healthserve:
Forget it bro. My English and accent is dope. The SARS that tried that shiit with me ended up looking ashamed after some moments of interrogation. I've been stopped by a few agencies even army, I always burst the market, they don't just release me but their entire catch every now and then I'm stopped. I liberate hands down and I make sure I do no pidgin when I speak to law enforcement officers.


And yesh. I dress down. Even as a male


Oh I forgot to mention within few minutes of SARS interrogation I aim for my browser open financial earnings on international site ( withheld), shame covered the SARS dude and unbelief that a young man could make money legit and look clean in the country. Forget. Clean money gives a man guts

Forget the mouth.
When u jam police wey mean u, u go collect.
Ur face go Don swell up before them release u and nothing u fit do.... Even great nd famous men nd celebs de chop beating....
Naija police nor fear ur English o, na luck u get.

supportnija:
Destroying small girl, before she reached here , she has fornicated with cumcuber, goat, dog and the rest .

thank u,we know.....say something new Biko.

Wailers over everything.... Is she using ur sisters pvssy? Are u her boyfriend?
Why the blind lamentations?

iamJ:
the punishment was too much na


all these beating no dey deter boys from stealing, there have been 2000+ naked parades this year alone and people are still stealing, when una go understand say e no dey work?

i support fair punishment, cant cut of my balls cause, i took meat from ur pot, which kind madness punishment be that

see one of them.... One of them 'Mr Argue' Mr Aguero, 'Mr oppose the motion', 'Mr my opinion must be different'.

Yes the punishment is too much.
No he should be 6strokes of a broomstick nd given chilled Hollandia yoghurt to cool down.

eni4real:
We are hypocrites in Nigeria.. Why should an adult be suspended for having a consensual sex with a fellow adult..
Also this take place outside the football club..

Too much hypocrisy in the land..

The management of the football club have sex, everyone have sex, so why should an adult be punished for doing something natural??

No wonder we are static as a Nation. Mtcheeeeeew

If I were the father of the Player, I will call her on phone, because he needs fatherly care now..

Everyone is against him, he needs me to show that I care....

ur gragra too much....na naija e happen?

Italy Italy Italy

Jestin:
The actions of the students involved might not be right but on the contrary, the VC of the sch May even be doing worse in secret.

in secret u said.

Its never a problem doing it in secret...

Officialgarri:
Ask your father who is a bigger goat

My father just told me ur Father is the biggest goat....... How about that

Officialgarri:
Since PDP lost kogi, I've noticed how quick you are to create threads and always try to point accusing fingers at APC
In fact, it's from your previous thread I learnt that 'thugs' are called
"PDP supporters" and "APC thugs"

I don't blame you sha, I blame the MOD that enjoys politicising deaths

And as per the quoted....... help yourself with this fact

Idiot, we were there live....we experienced this bullshit.
We sustained injuries,lost our valuables.
It was vividly clear, thugs roaming the streets of lokoja without obstruction snatching ballot boxes nd causing mayhem.
What's ur point here goat?
Goan Bleep ur insane life.

Officialgarri:
They must/could be touts. Only if people could go to polling units, cast their votes peacefully and stand aside

they are not touts....we were there.
Those tugs in fake security uniforms came to snatch ballot boxes.... Those two killed are two of those who tried resisting them.....They've been buried this evening in a cemetery close by.

NgeneUkwenu:
Nothing but the truth....

which truth?
Name the things he has done

Water na pdp give us.
Accessible Roads in almost every known streets in lokoja,na pdp give us.

Enter lokoja nd see the bad state of the roads now....even patch Bello nor fit patch am.
The only achievement we are seeing right now is buying of thousands of GYB campaign motors,bikes,T-shirts nd caps.

Tried number 5 some years ago.
Up till this day, that slap still rings in my ear.

pyro62:
Our money oo.. You still making it seam like you are doing us a huge Favour. Where okoro see money to build primary school talk less of university.

ur money as how? e get money u nd ur father give okorocha keep?

Alvin212:
Wretched soul



Bleep off,, with your shiity

Legit work

,,,,,,

You sure will die poor

don't be stupid.
Its not only stealing that can make u rich....

Ofunaofu:
When just a game cut your #10 million bet9ja ticket

This particular one can make a man lose erection for 10yrs....especially if u Don begin spend the money inside ur mind before e cut.

ThinkWISELY:
Maybe your blind eyes needs to be treated

read other comments....only u sound absurd with ur tempo.

Madman go still vex when them call am madman.
so I nor surprise say e pain u.

ThinkWISELY:
Sorry about your predicament

What bank, there must be loop holes somewhere,how often do you use POS, who is that girl you just met, how often do you shop online,who and who uses your atm card and how deep is your retentive memory, that you easily forget about your financial activities,how dare you say nothing happened and 100k just disappeared,stop making financial institution look stupid abeg!.

Don't come on here and drop one sided story please, your money can never miss without any of these options.

What if i buy BTC of a million naira and i come up here with the screen shot saying a million naira disappeared from my account, it will also be moved to front page right, tueh Nairaland


Once again sorry,if you are saying the truth.

who beat u??
Person bring him problem,how this ur aggressive cry take calm the issue now?

Some fraudulent activities happen these days with the smallest details like some online reg....before some people know,money Don go.
So nor be shout matter...

VillageHead:
He has over stayed his welcome.

The gods have written him off. He should be relieved off his job.

Amoju Pinnick and co take upper hand in decision makings.


Only an indigenous coach will take Nigerian football to a higher height. Believe it or not.

how will a local coach take us forward??

Moving a team forward is not determined by local or foreign coach...

For the first time since Clement westerhof took naija to our first world cup in 1994 and Olympic victory in 1996 by Johannes Bonfrefre with a group of hungry players....This is the first time a coach is grooming a team of young hungry players based on performance..... unlike our indigenous coaches that corruption and favoritism often affect their team selection.

There's harmony in this team, the future is bright...
How long a coach stays doesn't matter in sports....as long as the team is moving towards the right direction.

Let's drop sentiments aside and reason like sportsmen.

uthlaw:
u dey mind him...I don't know when love start paying bills!

even rich men fall in love.... Relationship can never be exempted from the pillars of life; it's one of the foundation of life.
Before money,came relationships.

Even rich people who are not in a happy relationship don't feel complete.
Relationship nd money are two different things which are fundamental to life and happiness.

Lastly....Because he is talking about relationships doesn't mean he is not making money....
Don't be shallow minded.

bluebay:
There’s always an atom of truth in every rumor and thanks to Nairaland .

but sky B wasn't dead as we read here and other places.
Not every rumour carries an atom of truth....some na pure lies.

MrBrownJay1:
So many insecure people in this world...why pretending?! Be fully honest with your woman, ALL THE TIME...



If your family doesn't like her then there is nothing wrong with it....they must have a genuine reason and that's OK...you cannot force others to like your wifey, but you certainly shouldn't pretend they love her either. Tell her exactly why they feel this way, and most importantly, how their views won't change ONE BIT how you feel about her.


So that she can get more fat?
So that you can lie to her that she doesn't look fat in her dresses?!?!
Be honest with your woman ALL THE TIME, so that she can do something about it. If she is indeed getting fat then never lie to her about it because guess what? She probably already know about it herself.



If her best is not good enough then you should encourage her to try harder or do better... and certainly not celebrate her for her mediocre action.
This is your other half and you shouldn't be afraid to be FULLY HONEST with her, without being afraid to hurt her feelings. She knows that you only want the best for your family.



If you can't be FULLY HONEST with this woman about any of your past that can affect her in anyway whatsoever, then you have NO business being married to this woman.



How can a football match be more important that your woman?! Get real now... but as much as a football match can never be more important than your woman/Family...if wifey wants you to go shopping with her while there is the champions league final or important WC matches, then I am sorry but shopping will have to wait.

Oga calm down read.....
1. About getting fat: he didn't say u shouldn't tell her....but tell her in a non direct and petty manner.....Women don't like being tagged fat; they prefer u using other terms.

2: about not criticizing her when her best is not good enough:
This is common sense.. when u know she's trying her best, don't come telling her plain like she's ur apprentice that her effort is not good enough.....rather appreciate her first for knowing she's trying,then support or encourage her to do more..(I learnt this from my mother)

3. About not saying every bad thing u did:
Its foolish confessing all ur past evil or mistakes to ur woman like she's Jesus Christ..
As long as that thing doesn't affect her, just forget about it.....As men sef, there are secrets we tell each other, which is for men alone......


From my experience with a lot of women, I discovered women are totally different from men in the way they view things, think,bear things,understand things or situations, emotionally they are different from men......Even biologically, our brains differ from that of women.
In that case, living with a woman peacefully is like learning to live with another being totally different from u....its somehow like looking after a child u love.

U don't handle a woman way u handle a man.....That is why they are called WOMEN.

joseph1832:
The church should have conducted it's own findings because suspending the pastor in question.

I believe it's not fair going by every word on that British documentary.

that English nor hard to grab na.
He was SUSPENDED pending investigation.
He'll be dealt with if found guilty.....na wetin them talk be that.

In cases like this,the subject is suspended from his ministerial sit in church till after investigation......which the church just did.

alBHAGDADI:
This is a pure rubbish teaching coming from a Catholic Bishop of gay kingdom.

Where did God order that we should do what this preacher said with our tithe? Nowhere. What God said in Malachai 3:10 is that we should bring the tithe to his house. He didn't say we should branch somewhere else with it.

Yes, the pastor's idea seems like a reasonably brilliant and kind one, but that doesn't make it right in God's eyes. Remember that the way man thinks is different from the way God thinks.

Man thinks it is a good thing to give the tithe to someone in need of it. But where did God say such about tithe? Nowhere. He only said to bring it to his house and from there it is distributed to the needy.

Think of it this way: You are on your way to the hospital with 100k to pay for your child's medical bills. Suddenly you found a needy man. Be honest with yourself, will you give the money to the needy man to the detriment of your child in the hospital?

I can bet you won't. So why do you now think it is right to give your tithe to the needy man? Remember, it is God's money and you have no right to decide how to help God spend it, especially when he gave you no such order.

Look, don't let people bamboozle you weird scenarios like the one given by the preacher. Always stand by God's command. The tithe is his, and the only thing you can do with it is to take it to his house, nowhere else.

They may even use your child as an example, saying what if your child is sick and the money needed for treatment is equivalent to the tithe money you have, which is your last dime.

What will I say in this case? Give that money to God because it is his. At this point many will be kicking against me. Little do they know that they are kicking against Jesus who said...


Mathew 10:37
He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Why do you think Abraham is referred to as a friend of God today? Because he obeyed God by proceeding to sacrifice his son Isaac as commanded by God. He didn't think twice. But people who are not worthy of Jesus are the ones who will disobey him by doing the thoughts of their heart instead of his word.

Proverbs 3:5-6 (KJV)
5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

Go and sit down jor!!!
See the long rubbish u just typed.
So God will be happy with u for leaving an accident victim or sick person dead when u ignore them and bring the money to ur church that already has more
How does using ur sick child as example relates to God?
Is God sick or in need?

The purpose of bringing the tithe to the church is to help the poor, sick and needy in the first place.....so what's the difference if u help the needy u met outside with ur tithe?
U think God is a wicked God and think dumbly like u and other pastor puppets who are being clouded nd brainwashed with confusion and rightful reasoning

Nonsense!!!

Freemanbobble:
Only pussyyy niggarrrs cry.

Life is like women
When they notice you are weak and cry alot

Then they will continue to mess you up

he was crying because of his child's condition
He was crying because his only source of income to get medication for his child was taken away from him
....is that a bad reason to cry?

Don't be stupid.

donjazet:
Africans and stupid superstitions.

Both him and whoever made him believe cowries would give him supernatural powers are stupid.

Whoever also believes his stories is stupid.

ur mumu loud.
My uncle is a strong traditional man, we've seen a lot of things live.
U think the world u live in is a cartoon??

Go where things de happen and see juju at work.