This Mr. Bean na confirmed otele

omodapson: moving thru the stages of development. How about that?

Yeah you are right..men see the olympic rings they just formed
But all these triangles go give room for enough illuminati talks ooo....
O'boy wetin 007 dey do for here with the queen? This queen still agile, charles go don vex tire

omodapson: moving thru the stages of development. How about that?

Yeah you are right..men see the olympic rings they just formed
But all these triangles go give room for enough illuminati talks ooo....
O'boy wetin 007 dey do for here with the queen?

Sisi_Kill: Okay naa. . .it is do or die.

Today we will know if RIK CLAY'S PREDICTIONS about the Olympics being a gateway for the implementation of the New World Order is true.

To NLers in Britain - Watch out for Aliens!!!

Sisi...the opening ceremony dey wan be like one illuminati ritual oo..LOL

OBJ was one of the most criticized presidents we ever had, yet baba nor send anybody talk
Yaradua was, and is still being insulted on a daily basis, nobody said anything
GEJ has the following SSAs to do his image laundering for him:
Reuben Abati
Reno Omokri
Joy Emordi
And just recently orukpe
I wonder why anybody including the federal government should see the criticisms as anything.
I for one, take exceptions to insulting constituted authority based on my moral and religious upbringing, but the FG and NL resident GEJ-apologists should stop playing the victim. If anything, GEJ should be on a mission to prove his detractors wrong,and not blame critics for his inability to perform

Must nairalanders make a mess of everything?
I come here hoping to get a clue on the lives of NLers outside this forum, but alas the thread doesnt go beyond 2 posts before it is derailed..
From the little I've been able to gather:
Seun, Mukina2, kobojunkie, Afam4eva= web designers
Beaf= IT Person/PR practitioner of some sort
Ekt_bear= Lecturer
Jarus=blogger/accountant in an MNC
yme, freecocoa and most of d guys in romance section= students
The character that has been an object of my recent ratiocination is "musiwa".
With several ubiquitous handles, this guy just has to get your attention.
No offences intended, but I have actually thought that this guy was a traffic generating bot..LOL
At other times I thought he was the handiwork of seun or jarus.
some googling suggests that ADESEGUN MUSIWA DELE is a human afterall..
I hope to start a thread on dis guy soon

Jambsupport: 1) IFIHEARAM
2) BILLYONAIRE
3) BEAF
4) D-EXPLORER
5) WEREPERI

Please add your own list, make we know them.

Make una come help me see
dis kain strong head pikin
Jmaine e no chop
Seun e no chop
Mandelaguy e no chop
E say e want BEAF

If anything, the present predicament of turai should tell dame that power is transient..While she goes about making all the wrong and unnecessary headlines today, she should remember that just 2 years ago, she, SORRY, HER HUSBAND GEJ will not dare walk the the same corridors that turai's shadow was seen in.. Absolute pnwer belongs 2 God only.

A lot of songs in no particular order
Until my change comes, thank u for loving me, one love, dare to believe and tis so sweet by THE COMMISSIONED
Here I am, I'm more than a conqueror and He has his hands on me by MARVIN SAPP
I will depend on you, Unstopabull and bianule by SAMSONG
No worry, Fire in my bones, I go stay and "A star" by NOSA OMOREGIE
All things are working, You were much closer, total praise, and lord your grace by FRED HAMMOND
Thanks, Fight in the spirit, and Anumneka by EVANS OGBOI
There's hope,Video and I choose by India arie
I will get there and a host of BOYZ2MEN tracks
Write my song and Remember to breathe by MARCUS COLE


These are songs that keep me going...They define the hardtimes, sweet moments and indescribable moments of my life...they are the soundtracks of my life

Dayokanu= bluetooth
Beaf= pointB
Werepereli= Ijawkid
Shymmex= Brixtonyte= bittyend ( dis guy like attention sha)
Musiwa(1 to infinity)=becomrich(a)=uche2005=matemate
sijo01=bini girl
orikinla=ilaje(wateva)

megxo: JST PDP'S PUPPET.........FACEPALM FOR RETARDINHO

y'all try n google RETARDEEN n u'll see its now officially GEJ's name

I guess the KRPC in ur picture's URL means kaduna refining and petrochemicals..

honeric01: Everybody propagate hate news against the Fulani because they have no media representation, always claiming the fulani are the ones attacking them even when they intentionally attack the fulani just to part with their cows.


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 2 COWS KILLED?

AND THE HERDSMAN KILLED?

I believe they attacked the herdsmen out of hate and also to steal their meat.

you might have some points here but if you were oppportuned to have an encounter wit dese men you will most likely have anoda POV..
As undergraduates, we had issues wit these herds men bringing their cows into the university to graze crops which students planted for research and assessment purposes..Some PG students even had their years extended for this same reason..
My second encounter with these guys was when my dad went to one of our uncompleted sites for inspection after some months of stopping work..Guess who we met there?
2 fulani families wit their children littered all around occupying the 2 flats in the first floor like the real landlords except 4 d fact dat the stench there was putrid, and the dirt there was enuf 2 start a biogas company..bros, my dad was angry, but he still gave them some months b4 we resumed work.
From the 2 experiences I highlighted, as much as I do nt want to incite people wit dis post, I think the normadic fulani need 2 learn some civility..Mr. Tilde's assertion dat the cow is their master says it all.. THE FULANI WILL KILL,DESTROY YOUR CROP AND DO ANYTHING FOR THEIR CATTLE...and that is why they will always be seen as villians..
The gov't of d core fulani states shld be ashamed of themselves..If u knw ur herdsmen will do anytin at their "master's" bidding then build ranches or create a grazing belt for them.

Mtschewwwwwwwwww....as fake as her eyelashes

Left to me paul had the witnesses in mind when he wrote 2tim 3:5
How do you come up with Jesus being angel Michael when Heb 1:5-14 clearly defines angels as ministering spirit for the heirs of salvation? In Heb 1:8 clearly asserts the deity of Christ. On His ressurrection Thomas a jewish disciple who knew what it meant to call someone aside YAHWEH God, called him my LORD and MY GOD.(John 20:28)
Witnesses argue that in Isa 9:6, Jesus was called mighty God not ALMIGHTY thereby giving room for two seperate "Gods", whereas Isaiah a jew would have known that the Lord our God is ONE Lord..(Deut 6). For those who might want to argue along the lines of John 14:28, you might also want to read the following scriptures: John 10:30,John 1:1(which the witnesses in their desperation have watered down to imply that Jesus is a god),Phil 2:5-9.
Another very sily claim of the witnesses is that the manifestations of the Holy spirit in signs, wonders, healings, and tongues ended in the dispensation of the early apostles, using 1corinth 13:8,9 and some funny logic to buttress their point. However, peter standing on the day of pentecost proclaimed in Acts 2:39 that the promise is for all who will ever believe.By the way, if I was gullible enough to believe the JW's position based on 1corinth 13, where was it stated that the time for the cessation in the spirit's manifestation in the highlighted manners has elapsed?..after writin 1corinth 13 paul wrote in chapter 14 that he "speaks in tongues more than all the corinthians"(see vs.18). "Speak" is a present and continuing tense, which means it was a practice for him(paul). Jesus said these signs shall follow them that believe..He didn't make a distinction in the believers who will access the signs, nor put a time limit to their manifestations. Why are the russelites doing so?
On the subject of the state of Israel, the JW argue that they have been abandoned forever by God, and that they are not in God's plan again as a nation. This they again support with Matt 23:37-39...they again forget that that scripture has the following caveat: "till ye shall say blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. To further deflate their claim, paul plainly states in Rom 9,10 and 11 (especially in chapter 11) that God has a plan for israel's redemption at the end of the age. See Zech 12 to understand the fulfilment of Christ's own prophecy in Matt 23:39b.
On the issue of blood transfusion, that is a mosaic commandment. In contemporary times, we are not under the law. If I were to reject transfusion on hygienic grounds, it does not make those who accept it sinners. They are not actually feeding on blood in the canibalistic sense which I believe was moses' point.
So much said..only the Holy Spirit can give us understanding.

Wizkid and iceprince, take note

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONATHANS....Even beaf don tire?

T@BD:
Thank God least he his a live issue of insecurity in nigeria is beging to take dangerous dimemsion.

This might just be one of those sokoto state teachers or one of their products..
how person go spell "insecurity" and "dangerous" well, and no fit spell "is"?

alaoeri: What did u expect from aboki can remember vividly when am serving there are some hausa corp member from various state on government pay roll with primary6 certificate, so am not surprise with illiterate teachers.

stevedon: that is aboki for u, i wonder why sending aboki to skool, b/c they did not knw the value of education, what dey pass well is how to kill and distroy. good for them.

Did you receive your primary school education in sokoto?

ekt_bear: Moreover, which type of confused person says "our Lord Jesus Christ" and then "prophet mohammed(S.A.W)" in the same paragraph

You cannot serve Jesus and also follow any prophet called mohammed

I'm a christian brov, I just didn't want our muslim brothers to see my points as incendiary hence my veneration of the prophet. By the way, I thought the S.A.W part meant "of blessed memory".forgive me if I was wrong
As for your first point, a criminal comparing himself with Jesus Christ is outright blasphemy.Blasphemy according to my dictionary means to speak irreverently about God or sacred things. If you are a christian, you won't want to argue on the deity of Christ. JESUS IS GOD. Heb 1:8, John 1:1,Phil2:6-10,Isa 9:6. I could go on and on..It will only depend on whether we are members of the same household of faith.Have a great day

This man just needed to compare himself with the prophet mohammed(S.A.W) and we would have had an SNC in the offing.
It only goes to show that most church goers do not respect the person of our Lord Jesus Christ..what a pathetic blasphemy

Okija_juju: Okay!! Jonathan is really making his supporters feel like douchebags everyday!!

How do I explain this one away now?!

REASON: Since he works in a bank, he cant be bribed like Farouk

Which side are you on?

Beaf: --Beaf sharpens cutlass, quietly chews cassava bread, awaits the next victim... Or friend---

Now the celeb is finally here...where are those looking 4 him

pcicero: @ OP
Sorry, you cannot have it all. People differ, so learn to live with what you cannot change.

Imho, coming up with a thread about things that annoy you shows that you are also intolerant.

I also can list so many things especially users with multiple ids who enjoy trolling. But then, where is the fun, if they can't feel free to be errant even on cyberspace?

[b][/b]But if something can be done about tribalism, especially OPs starting threads that have the propensity to degenerate into ethnic/tribal or religious bashing, that would be very great.

However,I think there is more to life than Nairaland. Hence, we should learn not to take things too personal!

@ least the same thread that was borne out of intolerance gave you an opportunity to give the bolded suggestions

canadaik:

people feeling inferior

Mr. Canada, I don't see hw being courtly amounts to inferiority,if we all learn to respect ourselves and each other there wouldn't be any need for this thread in the first place....Have a blessed day

KINGwax: checking usernames, i hate it when people twist names of stars as their handles. It makes me see them as dumb since they can't think outta their own boxes..
Example..wizkid and willzkid
OR smallville=smallville4life

My oga if u were careful enuf to check my profile, you will see that I have been an active user since jan 2009...I believe wizkid was still in his SSS then

eledalo: [size=28pt]BEAF[/size]

Just wait make him catch u..LOL

afam4eva: I hate it when people open threads to discuss every family issue.

It's annoying when an unintelligent person replies your post with an insult as if he know you from the previous life.

Somepeople have nothing to contribute other than "Gbam", "+100" and "You're spot on".

I hate the fact that people blame Jonathan for then not being able to please their wives in bed.

I hatre the fact that every thread that Mukina creates makes the frontpage. That's an abuse of office.

For want of a beta word to use, I say so so spot on...LOL

eledalo: [size=28pt]BEAF[/size]

Just wait make him catch u..LOL

afam4eva: I hate it when people open threads to discuss every family issue.

It's annoying when an unintelligent person replies your post with an insult as if he know you from the previous life.

Somepeople have nothing to contribute other than "Gbam", "+100" and "You're spot on".

I hate the fact that people blame Jonathan for then not being able to please their wives in bed.

I hatre the fact that every thread that Mukina creates makes the frontpage. That's an abuse of office.

For lack of a beta word to use, I say so so spot on...LOL

@spacewilly, tanx 4 d points u raised
While we might not need the "hate" tabs, I guess we cld come up wit somtin to put some persons in check

Sijo d'esuku nu yo?...UNIBEN ra AAU?

I'm humbled that Mrs. Chima graced my thread
I also hate it when ppl paste full list of viewers witout a cogent reason

These are some of the annoying things that people do on Nairaland
* quoting other people's full posts only to respond to a line or two of it
* quoting posts without actually commenting
*Sometimes I hate comments like "how did this make front page?", especially when the topics are good enough

I would also want seun to bring on "hate" tabs just like we have "like" tabs...And if we can see those who like or hate our posts, it will be more fun....Add urs, what annoys u on NL?

OPERATION BURST some skull
Oloolu Masquerade's Head BUSTED by OPERATION BUST

pufectskin: To those of you that are homophobic; no amount of hatred or punishment would make homosexuality go away, I am afraid. Homosexuality is as old as your great great great grand parents. The only reason why it appears new is because there is because societies like America encourage openness and self expression and there is also the technology for societies to access information.
I have a great-grand uncle who never got married (if he were still alive, he'll be 113yrs old this year); my mum said he was extremely neat, dashing, and d mist well dressed man she ever knew. He always said he couldn't stand women. I told my mum he was gay but because of the times he lived in, he couldn't come out.
In my opinion, societies are better off if they allow this people come out so that we all know who we are dealing with.

I also had a great grand grand grand uncle who was a kleptomaniac but had to suppress it since it was against societal values, I guess since it's the age of expression and technology all kleptos can come out and say who they really are, afterall if they can't control it then God made them so ?