₦airaland Forum

Tinder is meant for marking class attendance and moving to the next class
Only Simps may or may not mark register but still remain in the same class

What's so exciting about lasting for too long
The day i pounded a girl for 2hrs without Cumming i hated it because after the first 30mins, the sex became boring
The beauty of sex is orgasm
Las las no be Champions League

Sweep the roof at 7:00am on Eke market days
No be juju be that

To remain a virgin is getting hard because life is hard but if you don't work hard, then prepare to be f**ked hard

This is my verdict:
ASUU should obey the court order
They should sort out their issue with FG in court and stop punishing students
FG should pay them half of their 6months salary....They don't deserve full payment

Ogun go kill the person wey invent make up
I can't tell who is naturally beautiful or not on social media

Confused Generation

My verdict is that everybody is mad in this country
Useless court
Useless ASUU
Useless FG

Fulani/Hausa girls- Vawulence
Yoruba girls- poor hygiene
Igbo girls- evil pretenders
Ogoni girls- spiritual problem
Ibibio/Efik girls- low self esteem
Tiv girls- can f**k the whole community
Other South/South girls- domestic militants

Feel free to add yours

No...its Pandora
Idiot

Go and meet your pastor's wife for private counseling
All will be revealed in due time
May the spirit of konji abide with you and your ancestors

ASUU will carry FG handicap this month

The people who give a f**k about this show are in yabaleft
Mad People Everywhere

Men dey vex
Both Simps and Red pillers
Chinese treatment loading

Which sensible man takes care of another man's sperm
Only Simpsons will kick against this

The people who give a f**k about the Edochie family are in the East

Nigerians and "i pray or i hope it will be resolved soon"
Shey...God will come down and resolve it for us
I wonder why some fish-brained persons here will be criticizing the students' union for taking action
Have they not prayed and hoped enough
Targeting airport is a very good move because of its economic value to the Govt
If you want to hold Govt by the balls, target their P.O.S centres like airports,Lekki toll gate etc
Who Aso rock epp
Mad People Everywhere

They think other nationals are like Nigerian men who tolerate their wickedness
This should serve as a lesson to others
Mad People Everywhere

As far as no be kiss condom she buy
No cause for Vawulence

Am not doing again
Let me kukuma be catholic priest
Mad People Everywhere

Ihatebuhariwith:
school no be by force..

To fly no be by force
They can use keke

fijihems:
Ghana with a population of about 20 million people competes and most times over perform Nigeria in almost every sphere of life even with less resources compared with Nigeria. This proves that size doesn't matter. African countries with highest standard of living are actually the smallest in population.

Apart from corruption
Nigeria's enormous population is one of her problems
So I expect Ghana's standard of living to be better than that of Nigeria .
Overpopulation is a cancer to a country if you don't know especially to a continent like Africa

Ologbo147:
my brother we are not talking about Edo and Akwa-Ibom. we are talking about Benin city and Uyo. as far as I know, there is even spread of development along all the cities in Akwa-Ibom state.

Also When you say far higher, I don't know what you mean because according to your list
Edo state -11,880
Akwa-Ibom-13700 I don't see what is far higher in those figures. I would like you to know that Akwa Ibom is a dominant Oil state, infact it is the highest oil producing state in Nigeria, in terms of tax from these oil firms and all but yet it does not trickle down to the ordinary citizen

what I can tell you for a fact is that Edo' state economic activities is majorly centred in Benin city even up to 90%.

same cannot be said for Uyo when there is Eket, Ikot Ekpene, oron and other cities.
No the Keke in Benin is not more the ones in Uyo, you can't find keke in the city in Benin city, you can only get that in the suburb in Benin city. I don't do paper analysis, as an artisan or a business person, I will rather go to Auchi to set up a business or as Artisan. In Auchi, you can sell a polo for 10,000. people will purchase in high amount, you can't do that in Uyo. there is nothing in Uyo my brother, it is beautiful nonsense. how many people dae do yahoo for Uyo. they easily resort to keke as a means of livelihood.

sincerely Uyo is at the same level with Ekpoma/Agbor economically. the purchasing power of the people is low , Auchi today is still above Uyo, I am telling you the bitter truth, the ultimate reality. other persons have attested to it too.

Nice analysis
You are very correct
Thats why I left Uyo for PH

Monday will be an eventful day indeed
ASUU in court
NANS at airports
Vawulence will be unleashed in the country

Good move
Let them remember to carry 2 by 2 as they go
If any popo try release tear gas
Sandpaper him head
Because without Vawulence man is nothing

nesphil:
There you go again.
Do you understand the meaning of the word Zero

The truth is that there's no state capital in Nigeria with Zero economic activities.

Or it's either you don't know the meaning of the word Zero or the meaning of the phrase economic activities.

So calm your nerves and stop over exaggerating.

Even villages have economic activities, as far human beings exist in a place and there's buying and selling, so when you want to lie, learn to be consummate in your lies so that those who'll ignorantly like your comment can like it better.

Today Akwa Ibom State IGR is over N32 billon, growing from N15 billion in 2015.

Today Akwa Ibom State GDP has grown from $11 billion dollars in 2015 to about $13.7 billion, surpassing that of Edo and Kano states to occupy no. 6 from no. 8 on the table in 2015, etc.

And the major chunk of these comes from Uyo.

And you come here to make your false claims.

Uyo is better than your state capital so stop spewing trashes all over this trade.

Or I dare you to mention your State IGR and GDP let see the level of economic activities going on in your state capital.

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Stop deceiving yourself and others
I have stayed in Uyo before
The city is peaceful,has good roads, no traffic issue with friendly and lovable indigenes
but with
zero economic activities
zero human capital development
Everybody there want to join politics or follow politicians in order to survive because the city lacks industries
The city is not good for doing business
Its meant for people who have made money and want to relax or for retirees...shikena
Am not saying this out of bitterness or hatred
Am just stating what is obtainable there

If you like generate $100 billion as IGR
Uyo has no economic value
Tell your Govt to attract businesses
No be to dey build worship centre
I even prefer to stay in Calabar than that dead city called Uyo

Make person come fry stew for bro
He is gradually taking the red pill
Say No to Simpson

The case will be adjourned again
useless Court
useless ASUU
useless FG
in fact the country useless join
Mad People Everywhere

This useless man from Daura
Always consulting
him don become chief priest