₦airaland Forum

ki02020:
There is a say that if there is no crack on the wall a lizard will never have a way through it.....meaning baba will perform and those calling him names will have no option but shotup

Bros, nobody is saying baba won't perform, but know it that Nobody is perfect . U don't expect him to be good 100% . He will still do some mistakes/wrong. That's normal

Only God will save in the country called Nigeria, where the office of the president is an open field for insults. Tomorrow, we will start complaining when other countries start insulting the president of Nigeria. If we don't respect our president, we have no right to demand respect from other countries

When President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan came into office, he did so many good things and so many bad things , just like every other past president of Nigeria, but because he was not of our kind my people or a core Northerner, Muslim or retired Military man, they gave him the name 'Clueless'. Now our own, Buhari has been elected, he has not
even assumed office and the other side of the divide, already has a name waiting for him: "Brainless". Others are calling him, "Brainless Baba Buhari (BBB).

The nightmare we engineered has now come back to haunt us. From Clueless to Brainless. We are in trouble in this country. Hope we all learn from this
mistake and start respecting whomever happens to be our President after General Muhammadu Buhari? The office of the president of Nigeria deserves respect irrespective of the individual who sits on it. Whether he is doing good or doing bad doesn't justify insults. That is why we have presidential election every four years, to vote out any president doing bad. Insults and name calling of the president can only provoke the part of country where he comes from, because to them he might be a hero.

I cannot appeal to the Southerners, Christians and minorities to respect a President Buhari, because we did not respect their own, Jonathan, while in office. Its a sad reality we must all live with. We caused the problem for ourselves. Its a pity.

Da abinci mu dafa shi ga Jonathan a yanzu dole mu ci shi.


by Bilkisu Bint Khaled Al-Fulani, Kano.

ziryboy:
You are the most useless and idiot I have ever seen. SLS that was accuse by your useless jonathan of financial recklessness should be investigate by Buhari? The Jonathan that accuse him that he is suspended till after the investigation of which there is noting against SLS that is why we didn't here anything whether SLS is guilty or not. I know you an ibo man, that is how you useless Ibos talk, support useless things and devalue good things. The south south shall always take par forever, you can never rule this country forever, useless set of people

You are so pained bro. Get well soon k . Pele

Question :
What is the Groom's father starring at ?

pTomz:
Must evry statement she mkes begin wit "f*ck"? And majority of wad u typed has no relation wit ur topic

You are being too serious bro... Loosen up a little

Every woman, at sometime in her life, has faced the undeniable dilemma of needing to use the toilet around a man for the first time.
Every woman has faced the tug of war between her head and her bottom. Every woman has cursed God and herself for having such a thing as an anus.
For now, there’s nothing to do but either get used to the pain or learn not to give a f*ck. I strongly suggest the latter.
So for all women either just experiencing the pain or looking for some compassion, here are the irrational thoughts they have all had before taking a sh*t at our boyfriend’s place:

1. F*ck, my stomach hurts.
2. I shouldn’t have eaten that Thai food.
3. I just shouldn’t eat anymore.
4. No, no more eating.
5. That’s it, only celery and water.
6. F*ck, I’m hungry.
7. F*ck, I don’t know if I can hold this one.
8. Does he live near a Starbucks?
9. Of course he doesn’t.
10. I should just go.
11. But I don’t want to go.
12. But why should I have to feel bad about going?
13. I mean, if we’re going to be serious, then he’s
going to have to know.
14. If he loves me, he won’t care.
15. If he’s a real man, he won’t care.
16. But what if it’s too soon?
17. What if I turn him off forever?
18. Sh*t, I’m going to fart.
19. I’m going to fart.
20. No, I’m going to hold it in if my life f*cking
depends on it.
21. But which is worse?
22. Maybe if I fart, I won’t have to sh*t.
23. If I could just let out a little gas, maybe the pain
will go away.
24. But what if it makes noise?
25. But what if it smells?
26. There are just two of us here.
27. He’ll know it’s me.
28. A smelly fart is way worse than a sh*t.
29. F*ck the fart.
30. I could probably wait another hour.
31. Maybe I’ll set my alarm for 4 am
32. Should I just go home?
33. Should I say I’m on my period?
34. Sh*t, I can’t hold this in anymore.
35. Maybe I can disguise it by taking a shower.
36. But why would I need to take a shower right
now?
37. I’ll just stop thinking about it.
38. It will pass.
39. I hope he doesn’t suggest anal.
40. Maybe if he does, I can blame it on him.
41. Will he hear if I flush twice?
42. Can I cough louder than a flush?
43. If I flush right when it happens, there will be no
smell.
44. Are those walls thin?
45. Will he notice if I’m in there for more than five
minutes?
46. Is there even a lock on that door?
47. I hate men.
48. Maybe I can suggest we leave right after.
49. Go to a bar or something?
50. What if his roommate goes in after?
51. What if he and his roommate call me “poop
girl”?
52. That’s it, I’m going.
53. I’m going. I’m going. I’m going.
54. Sh*t.
55. I just flushed this relationship down the toilet.

cbrass:
So don't you think this is how it will start by the ibos calling for it?

Please, filing a case in court against someone who threaten the your life and that of your family, how does that amount to calling holocaust?

Your Oba is not above the law. If an igbo king vomit similar words tomorrow, you yorubas should take him to ICC , I will support u on that.

TheMadame:
I would advise you to wonder how your mothers brain works. Manner less child.

Look at this entity born by mistake. If not for bust condom u wouldn't have been here on NL vomiting rubbish.

*Quote me again and die*

Mamaflex:
You must be foolish to not know what I'm saying.

My candid Advice to u is : if you don't have any reasonable thing to say, JUST SHUT UP and read comments. Ok

Mamaflex:
AIT and its counterpart (Raypower) are so bias. They are suppose to be neutral. You can easily know who they stand for. Gosh!! I felt like giving Ehidu a formatting slap this morning.

What is this one saying ? RUBBISH!

TheMadame:
So according to Mr Dokpesi, AIT has the right to slander,insult and libel an individual because of press freedom?
So according to Mr Dokpesi AIT has the right to practice mercenary and irresponsible journalism because there exists freedom of press?
So according to Mr Dokpesi,AIT can produce a mockumentary filled with outright lies,half truths and innuendoes without regards to all ethics of journalism because of freedom of the press?

Over the next four years AIT will face its own demons. Mr Dokpesi should grit his teeth and take it like a man. I just dey look and laugh.

If AIT insults , libel or slander u , then why not go the court and sue them? Sometimes I wonder how ur brain works.

Dannyset:
My candid advice to this Jonathan house boy is to manage all the money he got from Jonathan very well, cos Nigerians won't be ready to contribute to save him the moment he runs dry. A lot of us are angry with him for the unethical role he played because of his corrupt hero during the election period, forgetting the position of power isn't forever.
A lot of things will work against him in this dispensation even without Buhari's knowledge. People are ready to pay him back for supporting a govt that has robbed people's future.

Only slow poke heads like you is angry with them, not the rest of well educated Nigerians who know what freedom of the press means .

Thank God , slow poke heads like u are only but a minority. *quote me and die *

Burger01:
Balderdash.

You guys misbehave and face the music. Nobody, I repeat, 'Nobody' is above the law. Who are these pigs to give 'warning' to my presido-elect? Nonsense

When elephants are talking, a mouse like you should keep shut .

I have been expecting this news... Why will they still hold the girls when they have already achieved their goal?


Even the BBOG founder has already taken a political appointment .


In summary : This is all scam

In a daring and precise operation the Nigerian troops have stormed the Sambisa Forest and rescued about 300 women and girls.

Also at least 21 people were killed by suspected
members of dreaded Boko Haram in Marguba
community and other surrounding villages of
Beneshiekh, the headquarters of Kaga local
government area of Borno state.

It was gathered that at least three major terrorists
camps have been destroyed in the well-cordinated
attacks that include the destruction of the notorious
Tokumbere camp in the Sambisa Forest.

While confirming the operation the Director Defence Information, Major General Chris Olukolade said he could not confirm the identity of the freed victims and their origins and he could not state if any of them was from Chibok until after thorough screening and proper investigations.

He said: “I can only confirm the rescued this
afternoon of 200 girls and 93 women in different
camps in the forest. We are yet to determine their
origin as all the freed persons are now being
screened and profiled. Please don’t misquote me on
their origin. We will provide more details later.”
Also at least twenty one people were killedby
suspected members of dreaded Boko Haram in
Marguba community and other surrounding villages of Beneshiekh, the headquarters of Kaga local government area of Borno state.

The insurgents according to sources also injured
many residents after setting ablaze several houses
mostly thatched roofs before looting foodstuff and
livestock.

Beneshiekh is north west and about 76 kilometers
drive from Maiduguri, the state capital. It is located
on the fringes of Sambisa forest along Maiduguri-
Damaturu- Kano road which have witnessed series of deadly attacks by insurgents.

This development is coming barely 24 hours after
some group of insurgents laid ambush on some
returning residents, killing 21 in Bultaram village of
Gujba council area of Tone state while attempting to
return to their sacked village to evacuate their
abandoned foodstuff and livestock.

Our Correspondent reliably gathered from fleeing
residents now taking refuge in Beneshiekh town that “the insurgents came from Sambisa forest axis and stormed the villages on Monday evening, wrecked havoc as they had a filed day without confrontation”.


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/troops-storm-sambisa-rescue-300-females-as-boko-haram-kills-22-in-fresh-borno-village-attacks/

kevinberry:
And you have to insult me to show your point...
Using violence to achieve your goals will not favour you

Sorry bro , I withdraw my insults .

kevinberry:
Am shamed of you barcanista totaly ashamed..you are way more smarter than this...playing opposition does not mean you should let go of common sense...

As far as privacy is concerned to me he has the right to barred them...when he is sworn in,then we can now begin to judge....

For now he is just an ordinary citizen like me and you...you are way more smarter than this..please grow up...

Your stupidity cannot just be overlook. If buhari is just an ordinary citizen like u , then why is he living in the defence house in Abuja? Your little mind didn't make u understand that president Elect is no longer an ordinary citizen like u as u claim.

Folakeme:
Atleast he didn't ban them from broadcasting,he banned them from during amebo to his matters,serves them right

I wonder how u guys reason... If buhari does not like pple doing amebo to his matters, he should have remain in darua with his cattle. We are in democratic regime now, if he feels wat AIT aired abt him was fault, he should sue them for defamation, and not trying to bully ( intimidate ) them bcus he won the election

tkcosby02:
Very Bad though... But i didnt hear you condem AIT when they were manifesting their hate campaign anyway, wonder why you are so quick to jump at thier defence.

Didn't sahara report manifest their hate campaign on GEJ ? This is democracy for God sake. What if buhari decides to ban facebook , NL or twitter tomorrow bcus he got a lot of hate speech frm them , will u also support that?

I'm sharing this because people in the media should
be a little scared of what happened yesterday. If they
can do this to AIT, they can come for the rest of us.
And before you know it, we can no longer write what
we want. I hope it doesn't come to that. A lawyer
shares his opinion. Read below...

Maybe I should attempt to open our eyes just a little
to what is actually going on: 'Buhari bans AIT from
covering his activities'. This is nothing for you to
rejoice about that AIT sponsored hate campaign and
so it's a good response. No! It isn't. It is just a true
reflection of the 1984 hatred for critics and the press.
Indeed, you may repackage a despot, but he is what
he is.
I laugh when I remember his words at Chatham
house: "so I present to you, a former dictator and a
'born-again' democrat'. Like really? Do you realize
that one Cardinal part of this democracy is the
freedom of the press? Perhaps he understands the
role of the media in bringing down GEJ and maybe
scared of same.
Let me take you back a little, do you know the APC
legislators, last year sponsored a bill to control the
press? to be specific, social media? Do you realize
that severally as a dictator, Mr. President-Elect called
the media, 'a distraction'.

What then is the lesson?

While I do not subscribe to ANY form of
unprofessionalism in the media, this is democracy,
you can sue for defamation, except of cos you think
they are saying the truth. Further you could
prosecute for sedition (that's what I'll do to Sahara
reporters if I were GEJ). You do not blacklist the
media. It only starts with AIT and then possibly it will
spread to other channels. Then we would have a
'controlled media'.

But then again, let this cloud that is gathered yield us
some fruits, 'cos the NextGeneration is patiently
waiting to kick all of you out. Just wait and see!

Gilbert Oladeinbo (Esq.)



www.lindaikeji..com/2015/04/buhari-bans-ait-from-covering.html#more

What do u gain frm tribal war on NL ? When will ur grow up and be mature like ur mates ?

BabaO2:
1. There is nothing like SE-SS, it is either SE or SS, both are not one and can never be one.
2. same way groundnut and coacoa money was spent on your forefathers before discovering of oil in SS ,,,, not SE though
3. same way jonathan led Nigeria for 6 years, now because he lost, you want to pull out of Nigeria. what uncivilized way of life.
what is SE bringing to the table really?
Even if SS and SE seceded, it will be most embarrassing and agonizing for SE, because you have nothing and you will be maximally marginalized by greedy tendency of SS as depicted by shepopotamous, egbere jonathan, mujahideen dokubo, alamieyeseigha.

It's obvious that you are pained

Mynd44:
Is there any evidence she is a member of APC?

She said she has never denied being a member is that the same as "I am a member?"

I guess you folks can as well call me a member of the APC too since I most of the time work against the PDP

Mr. Man Stop deceiving yourself .

Lala247:
His woman is his family
80% woman 10% family 10% himself ..

Men are not ATM machine .

irunoobo:
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i think SA govt is right. Nigeria goofed by calling the Ambassador. When SA citizens were killed in TB joshua's building that collapse, did they call their ambasador? smh[/size]

Stop reasoning like a traitor. There is a big different frm accident and slaughtering pple like fowl. Building collapse is an accident , the govt has nothin to do with that

PentiumPro:
The money is crying, let me watch your madness from a safe distance.
Your aids should be getting to the terminal end now.
RIP in advance
Your fathers keep begging the certificatesless goat rearer, that says a lot about you monkeys, bunch of unprincipled opportunistic animals

It's obvious to me now that u are a boy using a fake female profile.. Bcus no real africa woman would go down on the mud like u are doing just to show hatred for a particular tribe. Your attitude is a shameful thing to the real women.

PentiumPro:
Pull out NW and NC results of 2011 and ask yourself why the 360 u-turn in 2015.
What are the GEJ policies that are meant for the SE? Apart from the auto policy that Innoson and few others in the SE can tap into, there is no other beneficial policy to the SE outside the lopsided political appointments.

When will you grow up and be mature? You are an old woman for God sake.

StOla:
Your hate has always made you blind to the bigger picture.

Even in defeat an Igbo would never be humble. I really wonder how you live with yourselves in the East? Oh! I just remembered you can't stand each other so you would rather migrate to Sokoto or Cotonou.

Even the Ike Nwachukwu you mentioned is already being alluded to as a mallam by Igbos on this very thread because of his mixed heritage. That he fought on the side of Nigeria even makes him a saboteur, as Igbos are wont to describe their foes.

The enemy of the Igbo is the Igbo.

Leave the ibos and face front ... Work on how to make ur family proud . Ibo hating won't make u succeed in life

midolian:
U b mumu..u will neva b wise...who is asking u if u r ibo or not? Why defending yourself b4 i attack u? You talk of death as if you hav power over pple's life...you think I fear death? My creator owns my life and he will take it anytime it pleases him..you and your family may even die b4 the year ends(if God wills).

My point is, why can't the ibo pple calm down..since buhari emerged as the president, they ve bn making one demand or the other..I am not saying they shldnt make demands buh there demands are coming too early and too much..you just don't comprehend

Your level of reasoning is so pathetic bro . As long as we remain one Nigeria , any tribe in nigeria has the right to demand anything at anytime frm the federal govt whether or not he has been swear in.

What you are doing here is just inciting tribal war , and like I said b4 , if the tribal war you are inciting finally escalate, YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE SLAUGHTERED LIKE FOWL . Watch out

ziryboy:
igbos will do anything because of money, you people don't have shame. May 29 has not come yet and this your useless fathers went to claim recognition.

E pain you? Stop them or go and die