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Argentina must go!

I wishes u success ahead!

JoeCutie: Tissue, Tissue Paper, Toile Tissue & Toilet Roll.

hehehehehehe

claireshan: I know diariz God

so?

IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,





My 8 Points Agenda would be as follows:



1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail.

2. No man is entitled to more than one wife.

3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival..

4. No work on Mondays

5. You must not have more than 4(four) kids...

6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife, you will be jailed until you change.

7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2months.

8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt chairman... and it's once per month....

Now the question is:: Will u vote for me

LWKMD

claireshan: biscuit, chewing gum,,corn,plantain and akara

ther is God o

WAEC QUESTION








Among The Following Items Which Of Dem
Do You Think Dat Ladies(Babes Always
Have In Deir Handbags??

(A) Condom, Mirror, Money, Pad

(B) Powder, Mirror, Money, Brush/Comb

(C) Powder, Mirror, Roasted Plantain

(D) Mirror, Powder, Pad, Kulikuli

(E) Corn, Coconut, Mirror, Powder

21st Century's Wives una there? Lol




WIFE: darling why are you
homethis early wearing such a long
face?

HUSBAND: had a terrible day, i
lost all my colleagues today at work.

WIFE: blood of Jesus! what
happened?

HUSBAND: there was a fire
out break down in the tunnel
and everybody died!

WIFE: what a pity! darling I
thank God for keeping you
alive, how did you make it
out my dear?

HUSBAND: darling, it was God's
work, my stomach was upsetting
me so, I took a break to ease myself
in the toilet.

WIFE: darling, thank God you
are alive, what would have happened to
us? I feel so much pity for their families.
so
bad, how are they going to survive now?

HUSBAND: my dear its a pity, but
UNITED NATIONS has decided
to give the families of the
deceased 900 million each.

WIFE: what?!!!!! 900 million
what? so because of your
useless stomach upset and the foolish
toilet and your refusal to die
with your colleagues make me
miss that money?? I beg if you
don't want trouble, go back and die
with your colleagues.

Husband- faints!!!!!!!!!




If na you(guys) watin u go do?

Tallesty1: Family Women There Is God oooo.



Husband: Honey gimme your phone lemme check something.

Wife: alright Dear lemme bring it (goes inside, opens the battery cover, brakes the battery connector) Honey I dunno whats wrong with the phone, it doesn't want to power on,

Husband: alright, get me my wrist-watch, I just wana know the time.

Wife: DAMN

God Is Watching All Of Unah.

you failed to feature me why? I sabi rap ooooo. Oya let go! I won rap, i won rap, i won rap........ x500

Family_Men There_is_God_oooooooooo





Wife: Darling, give me your phone for a
second.

Husband: Wait, let me switch it on. Delete
video.

Delete picture. Delete music. Delete private
folder

Delete number. Delete sms. Delete out
going calls.

Delete incoming calls. Delete mms. Delete
whatsapp.

Delete bbm. Delete Delete Delete Delete
Delete Delete

FORMAT Memory Card. Husband: Here you
go honey,
i have nothing to hide from you.

Wife: I just want to check the time.

Husband: Oh my God!

Age was a capital factor to be consider in a relationship in the early 19's not in this age again. Reason? Its cos, so many men and women are so intelligent that they tend to improve, solve and fend for issues that people older than them cannot do.

You wil observe as a kid of 10 years old, dos brilliant things you of 25, 30, 35, 47 and some times 59yrs old cannot do.
Its called BRAIN REVOLUTION. Lol

Food for thoughts: 2 Wives chatting in the
office :

............................................................................................
Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was
yours ??

Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband
came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell
asleep in 2 mins . How was yours ?

Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My
husband came home and took me
out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we
walked for an hour. When we came home
he lit the candles around the house. It was
like a fairy tale!!!
At the same time, their husbands are
talking at work.
..........................................................................................
..........

Husband 1 : How was your evening ?

Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner
was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. &
about you ?

Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home,
there's no dinner, they cut the electricity
because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took
her out for dinner which was so
expensive that didn't have money left for
a cab or auto. We walked home which
took an hour & when we got home I
remembered there was no
electricity so I had to light candles all over
the house !!!!!!!!!!

MORAL : PRESENTATION DOES MATTER ......

NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!!!!!!

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I will be (+1) tomorrow, Sun. 6th July.
God had been so faithful to me previously and currently.

I wishes myself success, more positive/fruithful years and long life ahead, amen. I love you all.

Long live Nairaland! Long live Nairalander!!

FIFA has told ESPN it will investigate the circumstances of
the injury that has ruled Brazil forward Neymar out of the rest of the World Cup.
- Pele calls for repeat of 1962 heroics.
The Barcelona player sustained a fractured vertebra in Friday's quarterfinal defeat of Colombia, and had to be stretchered off following a collision with Juan Camilo Zuniga.
Referee Carlos Velasco Carballo has come under fire for his handling of a feisty game that witnessed 54 fouls, while some have expressed their anger at Zuniga's challenge.
"We are awaiting the official match reports and we will gather,
as well as analyse, all the necessary elements in order to evaluate the matter," a FIFA spokesperson said.

Neymar was forced to return to Brazil's training camp in Teresopolis in an ambulance following the Colombia game.
The 22-year-old flew back to Rio de Janeiro with the rest of his Brazil teammates on Friday but rode the rest of the way to the camp separately.

Brazil's team doctor Jose Luiz Runco has told ESPN that Neymar, who is being accompanied by
father Neymar da Silva Sr, will undergo rest and medication, while wearing a brace, "for about 15 days."
Runco added: "[The injury] bothers him while sleeping because of the pain."

Neymar is out for the rest of the #WorldCup with a with fractured
vertebra. Here's what he's meant to #BRA pic.twitter.com/
SqUQML11sb
- ESPN Stats & Info
(@ESPNStatsInfo) July 5, 2014
Meanwhile, Brazil captain Thiago
Silva has defended Zuniga for his challenge on Neymar.

Zuniga apologised to the former Santos man after the final whistle, and Paris Saint-Germain defender Thiago Silva, who used to play for
AC Milan, insists the Napoli player did not mean to harm his international teammate.
"Zuniga does not have any nastiness in him. I know him from Serie A," Silva told AS.

"What he did, I think, was rash. I still have not seen the pictures, but I know that in these circumstances it was difficult to get the ball off Neymar.


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"He was dominating. I am a centre-back, and I know that in situations like this one should be looked at more thoroughly."

It is with a sad heart that I announce
that the lifeless body of former Nigerian
singer — Kefee, would be laid to rest on
Friday 11th of July 2014.
Irikefe Don-Momoh nee Obareki aka
Kefee, would be buried in her home
town – Okpara-Inland, Ethiope East Local
Government, Delta State.

Her family disclosed the information to
members of the Kefee Memorial
Committee – a collection of artistes and
entertainment personalities – who paid
a condolence visit to the late singer’s
parents in their Sapele, Delta State home
on Wednesday 2nd July 2014.
On Thursday, her publicist in Lagos
released a statement stating her
husband, Teddy Don-Momoh who has
been making arrangements to bring her
body back from the U.S., would arrive
the country first to receive her body
before taking her down to Delta State
for burial.
Teddy earlier indicated that his wife’s
family had requested that she be buried
in their hometown, with a celebratory
service in Sapele afterwards and he was
comfortable with the arrangement.
The condolence team who travelled to
Sapele from Lagos included Sammie
Okposo, Nikki Laoye, Annie Ibrahim,
Gordons, Princess, Linda Etukudo, Rex
Anighoro, Noah Momodu, Covenant and
Chika 100%.
Sammie Okposo, who spoke on behalf
of the committee, told Kefee’s family
that the delegation was in Sapele to
commiserate with them on their loss
and harmonise the arrangements of the
Kefee Memorial Committee with the
preparations of her family.
He expressed his sadness to be visiting
on such a mission but that the
contributions of their daughter to the
entertainment industry meant that
entertainers in Nigeria wanted to
celebrate and pay their last respects to
one of their own.
“We will perform the last respects we
owe our sister to the best of our
abilities. We will let the world know that
a queen was here and she will always
be celebrated.
She brought peace, happiness and love
to the world even in her passing and
even though we are heartbroken, we
will be comforted in the fact that God
knows best and we cannot question
him”, he said.
Anny, a gospel artiste and close friend
of Kefee , spoke of how Kefee
introduced her into the entertainment
industry and said that she had stopped
mourning but was now celebrating
Kefee’s life.
Comedian Princess Dammy, said,
“Kefee was a huge gift put in a small
container for all of us and we didn’t
even know how powerful she was. She
made such a huge impact in her short
life that some men of 50 years have not
achieved. You are a lucky man to have
had her as your child,” she told Kefee’s
father.
Nikki Laoye, a gospel artiste spoke of
their friendship and further shared,
“Kefee was a fighter and
unapologetically passionate about her
music and her art. Till her last breath,
she spent her time and energy sharing
her message of love, strength and peace
across the world.”
She promised the family that the
entertainment industry would continue
to support them and prayed for their
continued good health, especially, in
times like this.
Other members of the delegation spoke
in the same vein and afterwards Kefee’s
father, Andrew Obareki thanked them
for the visit. He said the visit had
reduced their grief and prayed that God
would continue to guide and guard the
entertainment industry so there will be
no similar occurrences like the untimely
death of his daughter.
“I stand on the authority of the word of
God and use the key of David to shut
the gates of death from the
entertainment industry; there shall be
no more sudden, tragic, premature and
untimely deaths. “I’m glad Kefee
touched the lives of many and her
memory will continue to live on.
Sometimes it’s not easy to give God
thanks but we have no choice”, he said.







COURTESY- http://www.informationng.com/2014/07/kefee-to-be-buried-on-friday-11th-july-2014-tributes-from-friends-and-family.html

www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/energy-mix-nigeria-eyes-atomic-energy/







BY CHRIS OCHAYI

ABUJA: The Federal Government yesterday
said it will in no distant future look into the
direction of developing nuclear energy in
order to boost her quest for a robust
energy mix.

The Minister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo
disclosed this while receiving the visiting
delegation of the International Atomic
Energy Council, IAEC, led by its Deputy
Director-General, Mr. Kwanu Aning, in Abuja.

Nebo said it is no longer acceptable for the
nation to put all its eggs in one basket,
insisting that Nigeria will need to correct
and avoid in the future hiccups, occasioned
by lack of gas to power plants.
According to him, “we need coal, biomass,
small hydros, solar even nuclear, if it is
designed it is the best as it remained the
cleanest and safest form of energy.”

He said as the nation aspires to be the hub
of technological know-how on the
continent, acquisition of nuclear technology
will make our people to mentor other
African countries.

The minister assured the visiting IAEC
delegation, that Nigeria will welcome
nuclear initiative because of its immense
contribution in the treatment of some
delicate anti human substances, which has
been tackled with nuclear medicine.

He said whatever Nigeria needs to do in
terms of acquisition of nuclear energy it
would be guided by the best international
practice, as we are aware that nuclear
energy deployment must be done in line
with strict rules of engagement.
Earlier, the leader of the IAEC, Mr. Kwanu
Aning while briefing the Minister said that
the regulatory role of the body is to ensure
that countries who are deploying nuclear
energy have the right technical staff, safety
of environment because nuclear power is a
complex energy source.
Energy is life, we support countries’ energy
efficiency programmes, we exchange idea
in order to strengthen our regulatory role.

The Minister of State, Mohammed Wakil was
also in attendance to receive the delegation.

Proud to be an akwa ibomite! And uyo in that matter! God bless akwa ibom state

#UNICAL 2013/2014
Matriculation Ceremony Holds Fri. July 4th 2014

The 2013/2014 session matriculation ceremony for the
newly admitted students 2013/2014 session holds Friday
4th July 2014.

Venue- is Abraham Odia Sports stadium.
Time- 9am.

Breaking news:

I just hear with on ear say one court for Abuja don delete Aminu Maigari commot as chairman of the Nigerian Football Association (NFA)......

My one ear also hear say the court follow delete all the NFA board members too.

#Fake_love_every_where


A girl sends her boy friend who
lives in another town a
letter which read "I am
sorry but i'm in love with a
young, cute, adorable, intelligent and
handsome guy.

So i want us to end our relationship
since i dont longer loves you.Please send my
picture back to me.


2 DAYS LATER, The guy sent her an
envelope
containing 50 different pictures and a
letter which read " Pls am sorry but i have
forgotten your face so please select
ur picture and send the
rest back to me".






Now This is myQuestion: WHICH OF THEM
#BROKE THE OTHERS HEART THE MOST?.

Nigeria shall not break like A RAW EGG! Amen

Nice tips! Maybe whn next am a woman am gonna use it WISELY!!!

10 FACTS YOU DID NOT KNOW ABOUT MALARIA-

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10 FACTS YOU DID NOT KNOW ABOUT
MALARIA
:


1 ) Half of the world’s population is at risk
of contracting malaria.

2 ) In 2012 alone, there were
approximately 207 million cases of malaria
reported, causing an estimated 627,000
malaria-related deaths.

3 ) 90% of malaria-related deaths occur in
Africa. Malaria kills more children in Africa
than any other disease, resulting in one
death every minute.

4 ) Pregnant women and their newborns
are particularly vulnerable to malaria. In
Africa, there are up to 200,000 newborn
deaths each year as a result of malaria in
pregnancy.

5 ) Malaria is spread through bites from
infected mosquitoes. The infected
mosquitoes thrive in moist temperatures
and breed in water.

6 ) Symptoms of malaria appear 10-15
days after someone has been bit by an
infected mosquito.

7 ) Human immunity developed over years
of exposure can prevent malaria. For this
reason, most malaria deaths occur in
children who have low immunity.

8 ) Without access to medication, the
impact of the infection can include: coma,
brain damage, loss of muscle function and
death.

9 ) Long-lasting anti-malaria bed nets are
the most effective and inexpensive way
to prevent the transmission of malaria.

10 ) One bed net can protect 2 people for
up to 3 years.








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