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I wondered what dis woman will b feeling like when she turns 85,luking back at her yesteryears,what advice she wuld b giving her kids,dts if any.
O ma shey o.Ko ni opolo rara

just2endowed:
Prostitute is a very long buiz and i can only say its a deadly buiz. How can someone bold be patronizing such thing.

and thry strive more when the economy is sliding to recession

What's dis one saying.....trash!

Mio ti e ka,na tragic story,e kan long join

Let's face reality,many of us mite nt b dis creative but we can't continue to celebrate mediocrity.when a 12-14yr old japanese std can manufacture a calculator and oda Lil gadget,we r here hailing a carton made object

Baba werey ni oko yen,o tun gbe ejo lo court
Person wey suppose don drive him wife commot tey tey on d 1st day he discovered
Boya,werey gan gba salary lowo iyawo e,Tan Mo

Adaure4ever:
Oman and Cameroun? And he got super eagles job? What a joke of an unserious country.
Why not employ a coach with a reputable medal accolades like pele?

Pele ko, abedi ni

Na mumu tins we go dey hear,i tayya jare

But both footballers and artist no get money reach Top Nigerian politicians

ijobawise:
.............hmm first class in M.Sc.............boss na yhu ooooooooooo..wia did dey gv first class in masters degree...smh for yhu

Boss,stop displaying ur ignorance in 4G,go and ask d elites around u ,dts if any cos I doubt
Some schools grade broda,dis guy attended d university at portharcourt(efunrun or so) where dey majored on petroluem related courses and dey grade dere also.
Also some universities in nija too grade

So Kiwa ni ka se si






Awa la ni ko ya olodo ni,well just joking anyways..like I av always said,its not written in any scriptures(Quran or bible) dt one success is attached to d grade u come out with.Oto ni iwe,Oto ni owo...Dey re two diff tins


I av a guy with 1stclass in engineering,searched for job almost 3years,yet no job,went further for his Msc,cane out with 1st class again,yet Notin uptil now,though we re still hopin for better days,to cut d story short,if it were to b grade,My padi suppose don get job tey tey




The moral of d story,try ur best and seek God's favour to crown ur effort.Dts all

unbranded13:
Not just for the OP

What did u eat last....Try scrapping ur tongue with a toothbrush, the next time a lady visits
When last did you bath ...Try using a Roll-on.
Where your shoes close to where she sat....Get some silicone bags and stock them in the shoes
Was your room stuffy... Open the doors for a long while before your visitor come in or use an air freshener


Just my thoughts!

Say wetin happen,because say na Buhari wan pay me visit,i go kan go thru all dis procedure

Don't stress ursef
Do u live in lagos.If Yes

Just take a bus goin to egbeda,from dere take anoda bus goin to agbaara,b4 getting to agbaara,highlight at a T-junction near Okokomaiko,just walk straight and turn left,adjacent to d giant bill board u will c queues of empty buses/keke Napep with deir conductors shouting NEW YORK city,NEW YORK City,NEW YORK city,its just 30Naira from dere.wish u a safe journey

C face,like a padded packaged grandma wrinkled face

40...if to say make we permutate numbers now,we go sabi am!yeye

Cr7 source of wealth can b traced and accounted for but baba Tinubu no get any traceable source of income,what's tinubu's occupation to start with?
So nairalanders please don't ever compare Tinubu unknown wealth to cr7's own
Cr7 money na change compared to Jagabans wealth

Once u re intelligent,den automatically u re brilliant,but bieng brilliant doesn't guarantee intelligence

A typical example re most of d 1st class stds,i found out dt majority of dem re just brilliant but 90percent re nt intelligent

If I b d girl,i go just ask d policeman say wetin b my offence
If e no answer,i will just threaten am say e go c my hand tnite.

xreal2:
That's a green mamba. They are not venomous

Mo ti gbo,baba zoologist.if u jam one for road,make u knw run, werey.......orun lala ni,shio

sultaan:
I didn't know he lives in a ghetto!

FYI if you can look into your neighbor's bathroom, or bedroom without a binocular you live in a ghetto(might not be immediate but you'll see soon)

Am sure u live in one of those ugly slumps In Okokomaiko.....if u call dis a slump,where will u now call a good serene residential area......(heaven)?

Dreal11247:
One has to be wondering, Keshi just left the national football team as a Chief Coach and was succeeded by Onigbinde. Few days after his death, Onigbinde followed. May God help us.

Awe ti gbo werey,baba ya ko nonsense

tlops:
Who is going to coach the Super Eagles now...

Buhari ni....odedo

E reach 500k...shio,next!

It's a lesson,for does who can see beyond just usin deir eyes to jump gutters
D next minute is not Guaranteed!#KeshiImpactinNigeriafootball

D op is a certified WEREY AGBA

Forget,No b for dis kain economy wey tins hard,i can only do dat if she's a






















Basket of TOMATOES

A kin pin itan elede ki o ko lemomu(we no dey share pig laps make im reach imam side)

HurtgenForest:
True words from Atiku Abubakar, the most likely next Nigerian president.

Yes,i concur
















But,d president of his family

If dem like make dem go train in heaven,ordinary nations cup,dem no fit qualify..yeye dey smell

[quote author=Jclement post=45721316]ion think she's a PhD holder yet...cause she wrote PhD (student)


She's bold sha....I hope she gets the help she deserves







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Turn left,u will c a sharp corner enrouting to daura in katsina,ask anybody around... d way will b shown to you

crazo:
and what gives you the assurance that they wia paupers? una go just dey misyarn anyhow

Oga living in a 3 bedroom flat,having 3 tokunbo cars at ur garage and eating 3square meal convineintly?(livin in surulere) is dt ur own definition of richness
Forget any daughter married to a successfull footballer,whose father is nt a well known business man,politician et al is considered as bo si inu ola

Ebi iyawo yen ti la....wan bo si inu ola

E jo,let dis b d last anyboby post somtin concernin Tiwa and till beez marriage,Ki lo de gan
Shey ppu just dey get broken marriage,abi kini eleyi fi yato.and if dere's anybody who dis dier issue don help,shld signify or remain silent forever on dis