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Culture / Re: Death By Fallen Tree: Pregnant Woman Rots In Ondo Mortuary Over Culture (photo) by witorwitoutyou(m): 12:47pm On Jul 23, 2016
Mio ti e ka,na tragic story,e kan long join

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Science/Technology / Re: A Boy Of 12 Years Old Produce A Locally Made Keke Napep. Pics. by witorwitoutyou(m): 8:04am On Jul 22, 2016
Let's face reality,many of us mite nt b dis creative but we can't continue to celebrate mediocrity.when a 12-14yr old japanese std can manufacture a calculator and oda Lil gadget,we r here hailing a carton made object
NYSC / Re: Corper In Court For Having Sex With Married Woman by witorwitoutyou(m): 4:00pm On Jul 19, 2016
Baba werey ni oko yen,o tun gbe ejo lo court
Person wey suppose don drive him wife commot tey tey on d 1st day he discovered
Boya,werey gan gba salary lowo iyawo e,Tan Mo

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Sports / Re: Paul Le Guen Is Super Eagles Coach by witorwitoutyou(m): 9:03pm On Jul 18, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Oman and Cameroun? And he got super eagles job? What a joke of an unserious country.
Why not employ a coach with a reputable medal accolades like pele?

Pele ko, abedi ni

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Celebrities / Re: Rumour Of Actress That Eats Poo Of Big Men For Extra Income Causes Online Fuss by witorwitoutyou(m): 2:37pm On Jul 17, 2016
Na mumu tins we go dey hear,i tayya jare
Celebrities / Re: Between Footballers And Musicians Who Make More Money? by witorwitoutyou(m): 5:26pm On Jul 16, 2016
But both footballers and artist no get money reach Top Nigerian politicians

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Education / Re: The Cry Of A 2.2 Graduate... by witorwitoutyou(m): 12:44pm On Jul 16, 2016
ijobawise:
.............hmm first class in M.Sc.............boss na yhu ooooooooooo..wia did dey gv first class in masters degree...smh for yhu shocked tongue grin
Boss,stop displaying ur ignorance in 4G,go and ask d elites around u ,dts if any cos I doubt
Some schools grade broda,dis guy attended d university at portharcourt(efunrun or so) where dey majored on petroluem related courses and dey grade dere also.
Also some universities in nija too grade
Education / Re: The Cry Of A 2.2 Graduate... by witorwitoutyou(m): 8:03pm On Jul 15, 2016
So Kiwa ni ka se si






Awa la ni ko ya olodo ni,well just joking anyways..like I av always said,its not written in any scriptures(Quran or bible) dt one success is attached to d grade u come out with.Oto ni iwe,Oto ni owo...Dey re two diff tins


I av a guy with 1stclass in engineering,searched for job almost 3years,yet no job,went further for his Msc,cane out with 1st class again,yet Notin uptil now,though we re still hopin for better days,to cut d story short,if it were to b grade,My padi suppose don get job tey tey




The moral of d story,try ur best and seek God's favour to crown ur effort.Dts all

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Romance / Re: She Stopped Picking My Calls After Her First Visit To My House. by witorwitoutyou(m): 9:28pm On Jul 14, 2016
unbranded13:
Not just for the OP

What did u eat last....Try scrapping ur tongue with a toothbrush, the next time a lady visits
When last did you bath ...Try using a Roll-on.
Where your shoes close to where she sat....Get some silicone bags and stock them in the shoes
Was your room stuffy... Open the doors for a long while before your visitor come in or use an air freshener


Just my thoughts!
Say wetin happen,because say na Buhari wan pay me visit,i go kan go thru all dis procedure
Travel / Re: Can I Travel From Lagos To Us By Sea?how Much? by witorwitoutyou(m): 7:06am On Jul 13, 2016
Don't stress ursef
Do u live in lagos.If Yes

Just take a bus goin to egbeda,from dere take anoda bus goin to agbaara,b4 getting to agbaara,highlight at a T-junction near Okokomaiko,just walk straight and turn left,adjacent to d giant bill board u will c queues of empty buses/keke Napep with deir conductors shouting NEW YORK city,NEW YORK City,NEW YORK city,its just 30Naira from dere.wish u a safe journey
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Pictured With Rihanna At The MMVA by witorwitoutyou(m): 5:35am On Jul 13, 2016
C face,like a padded packaged grandma wrinkled face grin

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Education / Re: The Shocking Maths Many People Failed In An Exam Hall by witorwitoutyou(m): 9:55pm On Jul 11, 2016
40...if to say make we permutate numbers now,we go sabi am!yeye

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Sports / Re: C.ronaldo Vs Bola Ahmed Tinubu Who Is Richer by witorwitoutyou(m): 7:12am On Jul 11, 2016
Cr7 source of wealth can b traced and accounted for but baba Tinubu no get any traceable source of income,what's tinubu's occupation to start with?
So nairalanders please don't ever compare Tinubu unknown wealth to cr7's own
Cr7 money na change compared to Jagabans wealth

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Education / Re: The Difference Between Intelligent Anf Brilliance by witorwitoutyou(m): 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2016
Once u re intelligent,den automatically u re brilliant,but bieng brilliant doesn't guarantee intelligence

A typical example re most of d 1st class stds,i found out dt majority of dem re just brilliant but 90percent re nt intelligent

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Politics / Re: Photos: Mysterious Cat Reportedly Turns Into A Girl In Ibadan, Oyo State Today by witorwitoutyou(m): 10:20pm On Jun 21, 2016
If I b d girl,i go just ask d policeman say wetin b my offence
If e no answer,i will just threaten am say e go c my hand tnite.
Celebrities / Re: Green Snake Under The Green Grass Found In Neighbour's Compound: PHOTOS by witorwitoutyou(m): 10:34pm On Jun 20, 2016
xreal2:
That's a green mamba. They are not venomous
Mo ti gbo,baba zoologist.if u jam one for road,make u knw run, werey.......orun lala ni,shio

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Politics / Re: See Photos Of Obanikoro's Houses That Were Raided By EFCC Yesterday by witorwitoutyou(m): 10:52am On Jun 15, 2016
sultaan:
I didn't know he lives in a ghetto!

FYI if you can look into your neighbor's bathroom, or bedroom without a binocular you live in a ghetto(might not be immediate but you'll see soon)

Am sure u live in one of those ugly slumps In Okokomaiko.....if u call dis a slump,where will u now call a good serene residential area......(heaven)?
Sports / Re: Samson Siasia Signing Keshi's And Amodu's Condolence Registers by witorwitoutyou(m): 5:55pm On Jun 13, 2016
Dreal11247:
One has to be wondering, Keshi just left the national football team as a Chief Coach and was succeeded by Onigbinde. Few days after his death, Onigbinde followed. May God help us.
Awe ti gbo werey,baba ya ko nonsense

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Sports / Re: Shuaibu Amodu To Be Buried Today by witorwitoutyou(m): 1:15pm On Jun 11, 2016
tlops:
Who is going to coach the Super Eagles now...
Buhari ni....odedo
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Distributes Materials To Bauchi IDPs by witorwitoutyou(m): 4:48pm On Jun 08, 2016
E reach 500k...shio,next!
Sports / Re: Pinnick Signs Keshi's Condolence Register by witorwitoutyou(m): 3:54pm On Jun 08, 2016
It's a lesson,for does who can see beyond just usin deir eyes to jump gutters
D next minute is not Guaranteed!#KeshiImpactinNigeriafootball

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Romance / Re: How My Love Has Been Making A Grown Man Like Me Cry by witorwitoutyou(m): 12:56pm On Jun 06, 2016
D op is a certified WEREY AGBA
Romance / Re: 45 Things A Girl Want, But Won't Ask For by witorwitoutyou(m): 2:30pm On Jun 05, 2016
Forget,No b for dis kain economy wey tins hard,i can only do dat if she's a






















Basket of TOMATOES

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Agriculture / Re: Processing Pigs- Pictures From My Pork Roast/BBQ by witorwitoutyou(m): 5:48pm On Jun 04, 2016
A kin pin itan elede ki o ko lemomu(we no dey share pig laps make im reach imam side)

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Politics / Re: We Must Renegotiate Our Union To Make It Strong -- Atiku by witorwitoutyou(m): 10:02pm On May 31, 2016
HurtgenForest:
True words from Atiku Abubakar, the most likely next Nigerian president.
Yes,i concur
















But,d president of his family
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Train In France by witorwitoutyou(m): 2:52pm On May 27, 2016
If dem like make dem go train in heaven,ordinary nations cup,dem no fit qualify..yeye dey smell

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PHOTOS: Jobless Lady Seen On The Street Of Port Harcourt by witorwitoutyou(m): 8:11am On May 18, 2016
[quote author=Jclement post=45721316]ion think she's a PhD holder yet...cause she wrote PhD (student)


She's bold sha....I hope she gets the help she deserves







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Turn left,u will c a sharp corner enrouting to daura in katsina,ask anybody around... d way will b shown to you
Sports / Re: Onazi Ogenyi Releases Pre-wedding Photos by witorwitoutyou(m): 11:22am On May 06, 2016
crazo:
and what gives you the assurance that they wia paupers? una go just dey misyarn anyhow
Oga living in a 3 bedroom flat,having 3 tokunbo cars at ur garage and eating 3square meal convineintly?(livin in surulere) is dt ur own definition of richness
Forget any daughter married to a successfull footballer,whose father is nt a well known business man,politician et al is considered as bo si inu ola
Sports / Re: Onazi Ogenyi Releases Pre-wedding Photos by witorwitoutyou(m): 7:43pm On May 05, 2016
Ebi iyawo yen ti la....wan bo si inu ola
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Never Slept With Donjazzy, Tuface And Dr Sid by witorwitoutyou(m): 10:30pm On Apr 29, 2016
E jo,let dis b d last anyboby post somtin concernin Tiwa and till beez marriage,Ki lo de gan
Shey ppu just dey get broken marriage,abi kini eleyi fi yato.and if dere's anybody who dis dier issue don help,shld signify or remain silent forever on dis
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Marriage To Teebillz Is Over - Tiwa Reveals In An Interview by witorwitoutyou(m): 9:09pm On Apr 29, 2016
I dey craze,i go kan watch 45Mins video,wey d mb...shio
Even when iya basira and baba basira sef Fite for area,Na 10mins we take resolve am,na d one wey dey our b/yard soo
O n pe ti Tiwa ati billz to ja,wu deir Fite help?
Romance / Re: I Know I Am Cute,please Stop Sending Me Pms! (message To Nairaland Girls) by witorwitoutyou(m): 3:47pm On Apr 26, 2016
anonym0us:
Nairalanders I know this boy very well ...he plays basketball but he's well known as an homosexual in the streets...d uncle don try to make diz boy a useful person but he still remains where he is....c'mon waec you no pass

Gbenusoun,stop spreading lies.i knw dis guy very well,we use to sit tgeda way back in 06 in secondary sch,he's a graduate now

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