₦airaland Forum

Skyview01:
We used to look forward to these as kids but now I tried and It did not work for me. lol

Your taste bud upgraded for better nourishing meals...i'm sure you won't stop if it were lobsters/seafood?.

Skyview01:
I am not a big seafood fan. For lobsters, I may not enjoy it.

Wittyness.

Befitting J.I.P loading for Mohbad.


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Samuelnze:
These are ountries where branches of engineering are practiced to make living worthful
..

hakym619:
I like Russian education system.
Who knows about Russian Open door scholarship program? I'm a diploma holder but I'd like to apply.

Search for Russian schools then make
your enquiry via their X handle.
Thank me after!

hakym619:
Thank you sir
Can you at least please list some school names ?

Google it.


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Paystack:
Ironically I just finished watching the Movie Flight were similar stuff happened

Fact

FireUpNow:
Cocaine is cup of coffee, doctors, engineers, pilots, politicians an all take it according to
Tony Montana in Scarface. What a dangerous combo, a lady's boobs author cocaine. Pilot will over hi.

Not all...

FireUpNow:
I said many but not all. It's so common seeing high profile people frying their nrainsa with cocaine

...


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fyzaila:
Awuuf de run belle o 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

That delicacy is mouth watering 😋 though

Awuuf sure pass palliatives.

ahnie:
Na before,nor be now again

Exactly.



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illicit:
Patois is not pidgin, it is a Creole ( like a mother tongue)

Any body that speaks a standard variety of a language might understand it's pidgin because Most of the vocabulary of the pidgin version are from th :oe parent stock
I am aw Linguist

Nigeria's pidgin english is also a Creole.

illicit:
Nigerian pidgin English is a creole?

I will like you to enlighten me on this pls

BoldBrainz:
This is false.

Nigerian pidgin is an English-based creole.

...DYOR as a linguistic @illicit

Wittyness.

Lovely place (county) to visit...just have money life will be sweet no matter life challenges.




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WayStage:
NIGERIA... Since I don't know the country u are in presently.

Lolz this reply cracked me up...



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BloomingDale:
And yet our Senathieves were giving themselves enjoyment allowances, while screaming let the poor breetttt. Nigerian youths better start putting bullets through their skulls wherever you find them.

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GENZ Syndrome...









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seunlayi:
No doubt, anything associated with FG in Nigeria federal system is cursed with corruption. Look at the amount involved in this leaking wastages at the detriment of the majority poor masses. Different format with different sharing formulae going on in different ministries.
See collabo btw DG and other civil servants.

"No government can loot the treasury without the involvement of the civil servants" - Alao Akala 2010

Vagabonds In Power.




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Bliss62:
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu Jagaban GCFR has immunity from prosecution

Even if he never existed until 1999 or he is Amuda Yekini Aguileri

As long as he is the President commander in chief, with full immunity, nobody can touch him in Aso Rock

Nursepepeye:
you have pure madness running in your vain.

Leave that imbalance NLer...





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Makamatic:
Be like u no know how much be data now . No na , e for be free of charge work .

OP is like UNSTABLE...imagine what is in the offer for such duties/responsibilities?




Wittyness.

Quite unfortunate and sad losses!
J.I.P to the three Medical Practitioners.

Mindboggling statistics.


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Vagabonds In Power in Abamieda's voice.




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Racoon:
As long as the Nigerian Army allowed armed-to-the-teeth terrorists to go easy in Kastina with doing the needful, all these charade is just injustice to me. Useless DSS.

Aptly put.

Curious346:
The army disgraced itself .
Equate that to - US marines standing by as Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda militants meet to drink wine and show force ..

The army itself should be under investigation

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yinkus6750:
So , workers should continue to wallow in povert , despite the excessive inflation trend ?
While the political class continue receiving prayers in their mail boxes.
There is God oooooo

slivertongue:
almost everything about this administration is fake

Vagabonds In Power according to FELA.



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As expected since the main revenue and utility mineral resource was made to experience high jump!.
To compound it the international price for it keeps increasing and we are yet to have an in-house functioning refinery.
It's a pity.

Shoutout to fellow remote earners and peeps with multiple income means via online earning in $ollars/£ounds.



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Rayban25:
For your information, this your wittyness signature is very boring and annoying. If you want to quote me at all do not include that nonsense.

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ArcFresky:
This is why education is very important.

It was clear Nigeria was borrowing to pay subsidy.
Nigeria borrowed within and without.. Nigeria was borrowing from CBN.

The Twin duo, Buhari and Emefiele were terrible things that happened to Nigeria.

TUC were asking for the Billions saved on subsidy, friends, Nigeria was borrowing to pay subsidy. Nigeria borrowed such that, it had to borrow to pay its debtors.

Its not sustainable, and removing susbsidy didn’t free up more money, it only made sure we were able to pay debts without borrowing.

If you ask me, thats a good step.

The next step is reduce the cost of governance, impose heavy duty on imports and send corrupt people to the gallows.

Stop been gullible to corrupt political policies enacted by clueless leadership...They are still borrowing even with the removal.

It's not gonna get better until we get leadership right...




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Malroux:
If they don't ban this one for posting incoherent gibberish then nairaland has gone to the dogs.

BentizilL0:
Thunder strike that your mouth for calling me this one, you dey mad?

BentizilL0:
You're one of those constituting nuisance on nairaland...
I really wish this would be the last time you mention pls... 🧏

Rayban25:
Instead of of you to just enjoy your ban till 2024, you wan extend am to when next naija will play world cup qualifier. Anyways ire oo

VinnyBaba:
Please, Leave the Guy, Jare!. 🙏

Don't Waste your time and Data on him.😒

He will be Fine, LAST last.

It's BAD to Engage Agbadorians Miscreants in ChitChats!😒🙂

Let him Wait for his Release Date.🙂

Wittyness.

johngbadebo:
Pls, can a law graduate work in bank or secretariat or as inec

In Nigeria? Yes...



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Amwitty:
Yea thank you

Please kindly enlighten me as per the reason for your email request or drop your own contact i no longer have access to my NL account email.

Amwitty:
Oh ok not to bother you but I'm interested in writing as a side hustle and I looked up your signature and I am wondering if you can put me through. Thanks

Choosing writing as a side hustle implies you are already gainfully engaged/earning so tell me what you do so ill know what best to suggest to you as regards which writing path may best suite you so as not to waste time and other resource(s).
Reason is that the writing field is a very wide field moreso earning from it also is a completely different issue to approach.
So reply aptly then we take/approach it further.


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talented321:
God i beg protect my love ones, there're things i'll not mind risking my life to harm you back...

izonborn098:
Carry two mob boys follow body design the animal well before we go to police station..

Fixed...i'm so pissed @this right now.



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SMH...



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Nice meme pic found...





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oluwaniyi66:
I have seen a lot of scammers parade themselves as investments guru and eventually make people loose their money. Please, what legit investment can I invest my money into in 2023 without loosing it?

Have you thought of Self-learning Investment?
This will adequately turn you to an automated money making machine in human form.

Some years ago i took that decision that i'm overly grateful of haven done so.

If you spend @least $100 or the equivalent out of your capital to aquire and master a viable skill you'll earn back this money spent in multiple folds within 6months or max one year and the most lovely part is that the skill-set expertise acquired is for life!


Wittyness.

Screenshots for profit claim evidence as per figures you posted.

ManuelNate1:
All proofs are available, If you are interested, mesg me on what's app, I will send all proofs to you, you open ur binance app and verify with the steps shown and then we can discuss on terms of engagement.

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duro4chang:
I have joy when I remember I am going to make heaven

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TUC asking BAT FG jamb question in simi's voice.

Ordinary this should cause a full fledged indictment if FG can't show evidence.



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@OP just to let you know that your debt is not gonna be repaid via worries...however it is this debt phase will pass ! You'll look back and laugh at the experience.


Wittyness

Are you not gainfully engaged for income means weekly, monthly!

Fheyhi:
Sincerely, I am currently employed and receive income on a monthly basis.

Fheyhi:
I am overwhelmed with the debt

Calm is required.
Drop your email

You can now delete it

Fheyhi:
Thank you once again

Glad to know you did, thank you for reaching back with a positive update.


Wittyness