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Sports › Re: Jadon Sancho Has Now Deactivated His Instagram Account. by wittywriter:
INTEREST OF CONFLICTS.



Internet never forgets reason he decided to deactivate.




Wittyness
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by wittywriter: 3:58pm On Sep 26, 2023
Samantha124:
Apparently I'm stubborn, I don't know how true that is.
LINSAR:
No sex till marriage, I don't fornicate.

If you have nothing doing to earn a living, I can't be fending for you like your father.

I pay less attention to physical attributes. I might not even notice you made a new hair. Your wig, makeup and nails don't do a thing on me.

You must know how to pray and have patience. Dating a believer is different from dating Pablo Richie the yahoo boy.

If I'm talking angrily, just keep quiet and don't touch me. If you dare me, whatever happens, it's sorry you'll collect afterwards.
Wittyness
Politics › Re: Hardship: We Are Tired Of FG’s ‘Soon’ Promises – TUC by wittywriter: 3:50pm On Sep 26, 2023
No no please be patient with them...
Courtesy who is bankrolling TUC.


Very funny statement from TUC.
FireUpNow:
You people are weak and believe in empty promises
ArcSEMPECJ:
Otilo....pretence has gone werey ....

Hunger has a way of disciplining people ...lols
Wittyness
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Reacts To Pastor Bakare's Comment On Mohbad by wittywriter: 3:33pm On Sep 26, 2023
DatNiggaDaz:
Fuel has gone over 700 naira, the fool is not at ojota preaching to his hate filled protesters from the emilokan coven about what the emilokan devil himself has done to the country

Tonto Dikeh is on point
Kingosytex:
I think the pastor is not conversant with street slang and orientation.
Bad even connotes good...For instance, Oh! Messi na bad guy, look at how he dribbled past those defenders.
The bolded actually denotes that Leo is very good and skillful at football and by no means imply that Leo is evil as the surface meaning imply.
Wittyness
Business › Re: There Are Too Many Nairas Chasing Too Few Dollars - IMF Rep by wittywriter: 3:03pm On Sep 26, 2023
Pure crap!



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Education › Re: Do Foreigners Come To Nigeria Universities To Study Like Nigerian Do? by wittywriter: 2:09pm On Sep 26, 2023
Funny thread...ofcourse they do & are still gonna keep doing so but not in same japa torrent wavelength as it is with us.




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Politics › Re: Secret Negotiation: We Have Enough Facts To Expose You, Zamfara Fires Back At FG by wittywriter:
lovinguszz:
Lol. This country do turn cruise cheesy
Abeg wetin I fit do now to get the least 10k?
Big cruise o.
What SKILL(S) or & Capital do you have for your intent #10k maybe you could be shown the way to.
lovinguszz:
Thanks boss. I dey do photoshop work and design. Abeg show me way.
Well start cashing-out by creating fonts and Photoshop tutorials.
If you don't have a clue on how to then drop your email for a linking to a
mentor that will teach you this info.

Wittyness
Celebrities › Re: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by wittywriter: 12:23pm On Sep 26, 2023
TemplarLandry:
huhA billionaire is speaking you're saying you have an opinion.
RepoMan007:
I am sure that was how you agreed to work for BMC. A billionaire spoke to you.
Matrix137:
A billionaire from who's money? Oh I get it from the gullible sheeple he has been scamming in the name of offering and tithe? Okay.
Apt response to the NLer.
BobbieZion:
I wonder who sit in the congregation.

A pastor who talks anyhow.
A pastor who supports Buhari.
Wittyness
Education › Re: 15-Year-Old Kenyan Student Commits Suicide In Classroom, Leaves Suicide Note by wittywriter: 11:34am On Sep 26, 2023
LikeAking:
Rip!

When will Naija stop all these ancien :ot scho angryol things?

School prefects are perverts!!!

Give a child power and watch him become stupid…
DataAlchemist:
dey calm down na..R.I.P to the young boy tho
michael1508:
You too dey calm down boss,she's a girl and not a boy grin
Burruchaga71:
It will never be well with Tinubu.
Levyweston:
Read the post again it's Kenya
Wittyness.
Business › Re: Foreign Suppliers Reject Letters Of Credit by wittywriter: 10:40am On Sep 26, 2023
It's about to get down! ...courtesy the new sherrif in town.





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Education › Re: Ahmadu Bello University Newly Proposed School Fees For PG Students (photos) by wittywriter: 10:00am On Sep 26, 2023
darling4242:
Sometimes if you reason it in another way, imagine if you gather all this money and start up a business 😏 it will pay than graduating without a job
Lolz



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Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: Pastor Bakare Knocks Late Singer’s ‘unpleasant Lifestyle’, Name by wittywriter: 9:53am On Sep 26, 2023
gassbee:
Bakare is lawyer by profession & pastor by self-design
Fixed

Johnnyessence:
pastor Tunde bakare doesn’t understand the name niii
Divoc19:
Moh Bad means I am very good in Nigerian street/music language. I don't understand how people who don't have idea of issues will always want to drag victims.

How about Falz the Badth Guy, he evil too?

We have other street skags like Mad, gba good. What does Tunde Bakare Knows apart from the physical bible
Wittyness
Politics › Re: KAI Seizes Yams, Peppers From Traders Running Illegal Markets In Magodo (VIDEO) by wittywriter: 9:39am On Sep 26, 2023
seborrhic:
That police officer smashing that goods table with glee,I just wonder what goes into the minds of people like that.
Even if whatever the person is doing is illegal,must you show joy in inflicting pain on another human being?
How many people can rent shops.
Even in the US,there are street traders,so it's not like with all the laws and good life over there,people still don't do street trading to survive
Mindboggling.
MrPOTUS:
undecided

Discipline must be enforced, Nigerians no dey hear word.

I'm sure they must have been warned several times.

If dis country must progress, we ought to be discipline.
Lagusta:
Yes there are street markets in the USA, but remember they have strict local and state laws.

In the USA, they don't destroy wares, they arrest and prosecute, and once one has a criminal record over there,
many sanctions follow...

Destroying wares here is barbaric but it's better than facing litigation
DesChyko:
I'm thinking aloud.

What if patrolmen are put there over a stretch of time as a deterrent to anyone who tries to set up shop, instead of stealing their food?

The photos look like thieves carting away loot to be honest.
DesChyko:
I'm thinking aloud.

What if patrolmen are put there over a stretch of time as a deterrent to anyone who tries to set up shop, instead of stealing their food?

The photos look like thieves carting away loot to be honest.
Wittyness
Politics › Re: KAI Seizes Yams, Peppers From Traders Running Illegal Markets In Magodo (VIDEO) by wittywriter: 9:32am On Sep 26, 2023
seborrhic:
That police officer smashing that goods table with glee,I just wonder what goes into the minds of people like that.
Even if whatever the person is doing is illegal,must you show joy in inflicting pain on another human being?
How many people can rent shops.
Even in the US,there are street traders,so it's not like with all the laws and good life over there,people still don't do street trading to survive
Mindboggling.







Wittyness
Politics › Re: FG Aims To Grow Creative Economy To $100 Billion By 2030 by wittywriter: 8:23am On Sep 26, 2023
AIMS?
optionalY09:
whatever you want to create create it, but have you consider training these huge nigerian young population how to think and stay coordinated to achieve goals.

Enlist all able young men into selective service and train them also use that opportunity to use them in nation building. Every Nigerian men between the age of 16 -26 should serve Nigeria at least two years. (High school or not high school)

During that 2 years you will train, provide food and shelter for them and they’ll help in building the countries infrastructures and other other areas where their talents can be useful.


Instead of smoking loud and kolos up and down they’ll be useful for the country and have the opportunity to be trained
Johnrake69:
Lol… Entertainment can never grow our economy. Manufacturing and Agriculture will only be the bedrock of our economy considering our population.

They need to focus on manufacturing and Agriculture it’s that simple.
Wittyness
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is A Master Strategist; What He Has Is More Than A Ph.D - Reno Omokri by wittywriter: 8:16am On Sep 26, 2023
I suspect Reno is a mole type praise-singer for BAT(APC)...

Anyways nigerians without good and multiple sources of income are in for a longer ride under this BAT led government!.


Wittyness.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wittywriter: 8:06am On Sep 26, 2023
seanwilliam:
Omo where is the dollar running to;2k?
I have never been this confused on what to do. Make person no go buy dollar then crash to 700.. omo I no go gree o
FOMO...
As for me and my trading assets i will stick to NFT trades(bidding&/flipping) so even if naira gains value it doesn't stop mu profits.


Wittyness
Business › Re: Business Idea! by wittywriter:
iceking128:
Good morning Nairalanders.
Please I need any physical business idea not crypto or sport betting idea,I have a capital of 400k. Please I need your suggestions thank you.
What's your financial/money management background;
Are you a worker or business owner?...
Tell us so you can get appropriate business suggestion that you can fit into.
iceking128o:
I started working as a security guard around August.... And I'm tired of it I want to resign and startup something.
Ok but prior to August have you at anytime engage in an business or venture?
iceking128:
Not at all
Alright...Considering all factors I'll sugest two options :
First option: Join an agriculture food production & supply chain group; learn and earn on the business.

Second option: Get a good mentor to aquire the mastery of CONTENT CREATION in six weeks max then build your online-store/services funnel adopting an income of @least $1 to $5 day per client ; if it's an online store sell goods such as shoes, clothes or even food using third party franchise but if it's services niche offer virtual assistance to tech related demands for students or professionals.
Investing your capital on any of these two venture processes your income monthly can't be less than a hundred thousand as worse case in the first three months and there is a 90% increase assurance as you grow in any of the aforementioned ventures.
TAKE-NOTE ; I'll gladly link you up to achieve any of the two venture process incase you don't have the connect.

Wittyness.
Politics › Re: APC Explains Why Tinubu’s Meeting With Biden Was Cancelled by wittywriter: 7:35am On Sep 26, 2023
Like it's said>>> NO EVIDENCE.



Wittyness.
Crime › Re: Force PRO, Olumuyiwa Adejobi: I Have Never Accepted Bribe In My Career by wittywriter: 6:52am On Sep 26, 2023
Some gullible Nigerians may believe this his lie!...




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Politics › Re: Abiodun’s Aides Stay Silent As PDP Alleges ₦‎300Bn Loans Looted In 4 Years by wittywriter: 2:35am On Sep 26, 2023
wittywriter:
APCheats.




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Politics › Re: Abiodun’s Aides Stay Silent As PDP Alleges ₦‎300Bn Loans Looted In 4 Years by wittywriter: 2:35am On Sep 26, 2023
embarassed
Business › Re: Economist: How Can I Spend 70k A Month. by wittywriter:
simfrost90210:
Jalopy, abi na gwura-gwura?🤣🤣
Which one is gwura-gwura again?
Lolz
simfrost90210:
Na all those 50th hand push n start motor🤣
Oh! I see...Lolz
The OP is very dull because instead of thinking/seeking on how/ways to improve on his income means he prefers to sink more into peasant lifestyle.



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Sports › Re: Football Betting: Don't Learn The Hard Way Just Like I Did.. by wittywriter: 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2023
Just wow....



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Agriculture › Re: 5 Men Or Women Grains Buying Team In Ibadan by wittywriter: 7:37pm On Sep 25, 2023
RepoMan007:
Receive grace not to be kidnapped on you way to that north.
Lolz

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Food › Re: Erisco Foods Arrests Chioma Egodi For Saying There Is Too Much Sugar In Tomato by wittywriter: 7:32pm On Sep 25, 2023
NaMe4:
What's this rubbish about harassing and intimidating consumers who make reviews about products?

The owners of these small companies don dey mad?

The Consumer Protection Agency should make a strong example with these rogues!

No be only erisco.
Nlandmodesfku:
Tyranny strives in a lawless society.

Try this nonsense in the UK, that stupid company of fake goods would've folded up the same day. Nobody will buy anything from them again
Wittyness
Politics › Re: Palliative: Officials Distribute 3 Cups Of Rice With ₦1,000 In Kogi (Video) by wittywriter: 7:27pm On Sep 25, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool
DaTruths:
You can't have goats in your house and serve them food with breakable plates.

People that voted for APC are like Goats, so anyhow APC threats them, they should give glory to Tinubu.
Wittyness
Travel › Re: Nigerian With Permanent US Resident, Almost Denied Entry To Visa Free Country by wittywriter: 5:47pm On Sep 25, 2023
TemplarLandry:
The problems are his names and the part of Nigeria he hails from. The Nigerian Passport isn't the problem. Deal with it.
ChybuzzDD:
What is his name and what part of Nigeria does he come from, and when did other countries start judging Nigerians based on their names and ethnicitieshuh

It's amazing how some of you reason shamelessly and senselessly like headless cockroaches
Wittyness
Nairaland General › Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by wittywriter: 5:39pm On Sep 25, 2023
Religious principles...



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Politics › Re: US: Release Only Certificate To Atiku; Block CSU From Revealing Gender-Tinubu by wittywriter: 4:42pm On Sep 25, 2023
Crimecity:
Imagine what a president is doing.

Jesus Christ!!

I’ve never been so embarrassed being a Nigerian!
It is what it is.
Akwamkpuruamu:
E no go better for Ebola and his urchins for embarrassing Nigeria like this
Wittyness

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