₦airaland Forum

DriveByKiller:
For a change, I will refrain from scalping you tonight. What I wrote to my friend was for humour's sake as she herself has no inclination to travel yonder.

Learn to see the fun part of my post with your cognition rather than your hysteria.
Don't talk to me about travel! We travel more than all of Africa combined! Kenya isn't developed and is home to Africa's largest and most decrepit slums. In fact, Kenya has 5 of Africa's 10 largest slums..... Wildlife and game reserves aren't development![/b]
Nope, Morocco, Seychelles, South Africa , Mauritius,Namibia are Africa's top 5 tourist destination. You need to apologise for your fledging ignorance and emboldened stupidity. You parade ignorance in a celebratory manner!
[b]I don't do Google; I read hard copies that's why I tower head and shoulders above your 5 minutes Google knowledge.

You're a south African and you guys seldom travel out to see the world. You cannot regain 400 years of primal existence on the pages of nairaland.

Broaden your knowledge base. Hollow-brained ignoramus.

You went straight for the jugular.

lezznjr:
Since there's no chemical property to help you achieve that and no sun tanning can blacken you to that shade....are you planning on suspending your ass on top a large barbecue?

hahahahahahahaha
You are a fool, I swear!

chimaobinelson:
I Did Sometin Really Bad Dis Afternoon
And It
Has Been Affecting My Conscience Since
Den!......
As I Was Drinking Garri, I Saw An ANT
Strolling
By On D Floor,,,I Quickly Placed A Cube
Of Sugar
Along Its Path And Watch As It Hurridly
Scurried
Away To Call His Friends To Come Help
Transport The Largese....
As I Sighted D ANTS Coming For D
Sugar,I
Quickly Removed D Sugar To Make D
First ANT
Look Like A Liar.!!
Since Den, My Conscience Has Been
Pricking Me,
I Cant Sleep,, I Feel So Terrible.
— feeling crazy.

You are a wicked person playing God. The ants will be like "God giveth God taketh".

Women will just be having day everyday. After they will say it's a man's world. Well sha, this particular one favour me. Let's move to make this an everyday thing. I never, ever see jugz wey dey bounce con begin vex before. Na sweet e dey always sweet me.

princejayboss:
The yoruba need to go back ask themselves two important questions

1. What is in this government for us

2. What is in there for them(northerners)


I hope they learn their mistake this time and do the right thing the next time

How many votes did the South-West give Buhari in the last election? Out of the six regions in the country the west was no 3.

Look at the result again. Yoruba people making noise all over the place. Emotions over nothing.

North Central (6 states + FCT)
Buhari - 2,411,013
Jonathan - 1,715,818


North East (6 states) boko haram zone
Buhari - 2,848,678
Jonathan - 796,588


North West (7 states) buhari's zone
Buhari - 7,115,199
Jonathan - 1,339,709


South East (5 states)
Buhari - 198,248
Jonathan - 2,464,906


South South (6 states) Jonathan's zone
Buhari - 418,590
Jonathan - 4,714,725


South West (6 states)
Buhari - 2,433,193
Jonathan - 1,821,416

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]About nine times and he will only pick up once or zero.

But he would call me back though.[/color]

Then return his call and tell him you don't like it. Tell him you pick his call when he's calls you but he doesn't do the same. Tell him this is what he always does.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I can't tell because he calls me 98% of the time.

and he rarely used to pick my calls but he would call me back.[/color]

This %2 of time you call is how many times? Try a number.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Yeah.

He calls back like ten seconds later.

And he's not at work, he's currently unemployed. So I know he's doing this on purpose.[/color]

Is there a time when he used to pick your calls or is this a new thing?

CAPSLOCKED:

I'M GONNA SCORE AN A IN PARENTING.. FOR REAL.

MY KIDS WON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT SANTA.
NOT FROM ME AT LEAST.

That meme is Straight out of the faulty books of the self esteem movement.
This one below is better:
"Your are wonderful! You have your flaws as does everyone else. But you know what my child? It is alright."

If you know you are pretty girl and you want a one night stand, you can count on my gbola to always stand at attention for you
You want a man for the night
You can count on me to treat that puuzzzy right
I wont judge and castigate
I am here to love and penetrate
Let the loving and frolicking increase
I am all for love and worldpeace

houstonia:

What do you think the right thing is, compensating sycophants? You're joking. They sold Nigeria thinking they could be friends with the north and get duely compensated at the end of the day. Oga she has said it all, you can ask the SE, they have had more experience in dealing with the north, “the north do not assimilate as the French” hence a non northerner remains a complete stranger for as long as it be. Let the rumors, battle, hating begin. People fail to realize that things will only get worse. As it stands this country can only expect the worst. Just being realistic. I don't see a happy ending

The world YOU live in is all about North vs South. Politics is politics; there must be disgruntled elements. Everybody can't be happy when the kingdom comes. Ask Jesus who I'm sure you follow.

Oluwaplumpie:
do u realise that by your assertion, any amount of money u have in ur home is there because you're hiding it?

Now, I haven't exonerated the judges from corruption, no. I'm simply saying that the premise upon which the DSS broke the laws of our country is alarming.

I beg to submit.

The DSS did not break the laws of our country. They arrested people they have been investigating who are merely suspects. They now have to explain how they have such amounts of money in their hands. It's a simple matter. Since they have now done so, they've been released for the courts to decide whether or not they have committed a crime.

dirtymoney:
Not just an office. It happens even in our homes, churches, markets etc. An average Nigerian is closed up to learning new skills. That's why in our homes, a door get spoilt-they call a carpenter. Toilet gets bad-they look for a plumber. Bulb gets dead-where is the electrician. Roof starts leaking-they go fetch an engineer. In Hollywood movies you see families carrying out small maintenance work by themselves without having to bring in specialists, they even have specially assigned rooms ( sometimes in the basement) where engineering tools are kept for home maintenance purposes. In Nigeria, we'd rather spend that on that extra car that we don't need and has no place in the parking lot or garage.
This also goes down to the poor level of vocational education in our primary, secondary and tertiary institutions.
These days most engineering graduates don't even know how to use a measuring tape.

Another reason is that people with vocational skills sell their services too cheap here. If they start billing people like their counterparts abroad do, nobody will tell Nigerians to acquire DIY skills.

shege45:
some years back I fell ill after I had protected sex with one girl.I fell ill like 6days later.so ever since den av always tot I had hiv.nw am avin stubborn typhoid is making d tot qn obsession.

HIV virus cannot become full blown AIDS in six days. So you can't become sick after only six days of being infected with the virus. Did you go to a hospital when you were sick then?

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Oluwaplumpie:
Which law in Nigeria says that when u have raw cash and plenty foreign currency in your home, ure corrupt?

Are these not Judges we're talking about here?

As it stands, that's the only evidence the DSS has produced against them and its sad.

What we're invariably saying is they shouldn't have more money than they earn. They can't have business interests. They can't have successful spouses. They can't have rich children. These guys just started their law practice.

Do we remember how much our vice president has in hard currency when he declared his assets?

Ha!

The statement further added that “the Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo (SAN), who had been a successful lawyer before his foray into politics declared a bank balance of about N94 million and 900,000 United States Dollars in his bank accounts”.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/breaking-buhari-osinbajo-declare-assets/

They will now explain how they got the money. Why would a person have that kind of cash in their house if they are not trying to hide it?

shege45:
my life is cumin to an end ooo. am losing joy in everything this days.even my job too. dis re occurring typhoid is making d matter worst. y is dis happenin to me God. d tot of hiv alone is ruining me bt still yet, no courage to go do d test.oooooooooo lord.

Why do you believe what's wrong with you is HIV?

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Super Eagles captain Mikel Obi was mobbed by Zambian girls after Nigeria defeated the Chipolopolo 2 – 1 in Ndola.

It took the intervention of the security men to rescue the handsome Chelsea player from the hands of beautiful ladies who were hell bent on getting his autographs.

Vanguard reports that after the World Cup qualifier at the Levy Mwanawasa Stadium, the ladies waited for the Nigerian captain as he made his way to the post match conference.
The former Lyn Oslo midfielder obliged some, but they screamed and shouted for more.
The police had hectic time separating them.

Moments after the conference, the girls defied the police and swarmed on the Nigerian captain, some crying.

Interestingly, the police who were meant to protect Mikel also added to the problem as they too held him back to snap pictures with him.

A Nigerian official had to explain to the police that the Eagles’ delegation were leaving straight to the Ndola Airport which closes by 5pm.
And As he leaves, the shout of his name took over the air.

However, the 29-year-old has stated that the victory over Zambia on Sunday, October 9, is the beginning of great things to come for the team. Mikel added that a united and focused Super Eagles, and a supportive Nigeria Football Federation, will guarantee the three –time African champions a place at the 2018 FIFA World Cup finals.

https://www.naij.com/1003125-read-beautiful-zambian-babes-mikel-super-eagles-win.html

They should not waste their time. He is not into black women.

toltee4real:
so if they don't belief in immediate burial of the deceased,what should they have done? abandon the corpse in the hospital for Mortuary bill to start accumulating or what? I don't think you read the piece or don't understand their plight?
So your number one is not part of it.

That is exactly what most broke people without such a belief would do. In two or three days they can raise money to take care of that bill.

Organs:
WORLDPEACE: Your first MUMU comment is that the family believe that.... This is the teachings of Islam, based on faith and that you bury your dead before nightfall and if the person dies too close to night fall or by night fall, then you bury the next day. Do not refer to others belief as wrong, you might not believe it and that's OK, you have your belief and we have ours and others have theirs.

I must refrain from making a hateful reply. I seek only peace for the world.

Na wah
Four things are wrong here:
1. The family believe they have to bury the deceased on the very day she passed away.
2. The hospital does not have an ambulance service.
3. The hospital believe they should not offer their ambulance services free to the family of the deceased.
4. Mumu people are going to make hateful comments.

Oya, ladies see freshest bobo. Kill yourselves.

Jethrolite:
Has anyone else seen the new time table? People who are complaining of meeting up with courses as it was before, it is now 2 courses per day every 2 days starting October 13th so you guys must buckle up.

10 days have been shaved of the closing date. It is obvious by the grace of God we will be getting funding this year.

Is there a new time table? Where you see am?

yusufu16:
I always wonder, is it for security. I know if they shoot gun, it will first hit the president and the man behind will be safe.

Vestiges of the military era. They will all phase out little by little.

Nairasolutions:
Good morning,I missed branding course,i enrolled ,wrote couple of assignments but i did not write the exams how do i re-write it please.The course is no longer in the portal..tnx in anticipation

Read page 15 on this thread for how to rewrite your uncompleted courses.

Bubble bup - Cynthia Morgan ft. Stonebwoi
Mad jam!

justi4jesu:
$3000 paypal Funds Available

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was told you do paypal withdrawal from fiverr. What's the minimum amount and whats your rate?

ol2012:
www.boi.ng/yes

Its the last item under "features of the fund"

Thanks, I've seen it. What do you know about the guarantor criteria?

ol2012:
Moratorium is the period a lending institution allows a borrower to operate(after disbursement of funds) before commencement of repayment. Unlike most banks in Nigeria expect you to start repayment next month after disbursement, BOI is saying operate your biz for 6 months before you start to repay.

I'm a fellow cohort 2 participant bros

Thanks for the clarification. I think it is more than fair enough. How did you get the info. I'm having to rely too much on hear says and its not the best.

ol2012:
If a business fails, BOI will most likely restructure the facility giving room for a more flexible repayment terms. All banks (commercial and microfinance inclusive) does that. Don't forget also that there is 6-months moratorium as regards this facility. Collateral recovery/guarantor option is usually considered when all other efforts prove abortive.

I think a lot of us seem to view BOI as just any govt agency. BOI(though owned by CBN/Federal Ministry of Finance) is still a bank and operates as such. So if govt wanted to make this a grant, it would never have been through BIO

On a lighter note, the current course appears to be the most tasking.

I appreciate your input. Please, are you on this program? What batch?
Please explain further how the moratorium thing works.

patriotic9jaboy:
In my opinion, i think Tinubu has a grand plan against the north for 2019. He will align with the SS/SE and make sure we wrestle power from the north who believes they are born to rule. Nobody can keep Tinubu in check. He has fought and won several political battles. I trust him to lure fhe the southeast with igbo presidency to gain their co-operation. Will he flaunt another party? Time will tell

The South-south and southeast are not enough. That makes three geopolitical zones out of six. The other side will have three too. So what does he do next?