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Sellout:Thanks for the insight. My excel & SQL skills are at intermediary level and I’m about to take up some python crash course - Google Automation in coursera. I intend to wrap up with data visualization. With your input, guess I have more areas to cover then. |
Instead of putting a phone call across to whoever is parked behind her car, this woman would rather wake the whole neighborhood with crazy honking. It affects my sweet morning meditation. |
![]() 0.05% dip and it is deemed news-worthy. In Nigeria when inflation rates rise the masses feel the economic brunt. But when it falls prices remain the same while newspapers hawk the news with propaganda. Nwanne there was a country no be lie. |
Sellout:Impressive I must say. A quick one bro. What was your data analysis learning journey like? Did you do certificate courses online. If yes, be kind enough to drop some hints. Just being curious ![]() |
![]() Broke girls no matter how humble and soft they appear are mostly ungrateful. They come with a mind full of entitlement. Give them Mercury for breakfast and better be ready to present Venus & Jupiter for dinner else breakfast memory will be wiped without remorse. Being “broke” is a bogus term and also subjective. Also know that one can be financially stable but far from being decent. The above scenario is not gender specific. Think about it. |
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1. Still available? 2. Any fault(s)? 3. Fully registered? If YES Q1&3, NO Q2 . . . I’ll come for inspection with 1m. |
bhella10:Stealing from public coffers is unprofessional too ![]() |
DoyenExchange:What is your BTC rate? |
qtguru:You literally |
![]() Same way - Inflation realized its potential to soar hightail than the hungry eagle on Nigerian coat of arms? Fulani herdsmen realized their killing, kidnapping, maiming and raping potentials? |
![]() It’s obvious the CEO and his brother are not ready/willing to pay you. It is sad to note that you stand no chance to engage them legally because no employment contract was established ab initio. It is more disheartening that they know you have no means to seek and get redress from their misconduct. My Advice: Look elsewhere for your daily bread. And while you’re at it subtly inform the Chief ExecuTHIEF Officer, that your brother/uncle in the military is interested in the case. |
![]() An autopsy should be done to ascertain the cause of his death. |
![]() Na mumsy dey rush me with calls oo If one week pass and she never hear my voice na case oo Na me be her golden boy. You know why? I stubborn pass housefly wey dey inside house but still humble pass humblesmith (when I choose to). Mumsy know say I be golden boy. Vicky God bless you till eternity ! |
bigtt76:Those days, these days but same God. |
![]() Recent happenings in the religious and political space points to one thing. NOBODY IS SAFE IN NIGERIA ANYMORE. Embrace your maker more than ever in total submission and prayer. Your MOG, security apparatus, technology . . . may not shelter you from the looming unknown. |
Abraham became a first time father at the age of 86. Moses married for the first time at 40. Joshua was 59 when he succeeded Moses. Daniel was 70 when he survived King Darius’ lion’s den. As long as you are alive, you are still eligible for success. Draw closer to your maker in total submission and prayer. |
![]() Arsenal FC alumni Did you know? Arsenal fc and Real madrid fc have won a joint record 13 UCL trophies. Now you know ! |
![]() Once upon a time in the land of abagana, there rose a skilled and energetic man known as Okafor. So skillful was he in tilling the land and harvesting her produce that the queen took interest in farming. She relegated her routine bead making/housekeeping chores to palace maidens and acquired as many fertile lands as she could to the chagrin of the king and elders in council. Okafor was hired to clear the bushes and prepare her majesty’s land for the coming planting season. This the young man did passionately and skillfully that the queen was well pleased with him. She became fond of Okafor and afterwards gave him unrestricted access to her farm. “The farm between this two palm trees is now yours to till and harvest.” said the queen. “I love the way you cleared the bushes, ferociously dug in and out the soil, and watered the surroundings “ she continued . . . . . . to be continued |
Congratulations to Sheikh Mansour, the backroom staff and players both on field and on bench ![]() The commitment to get to this UCL stage is more than 10 years old. For a moment you guys should cut Desmond Idiott some slack and push the blame to ‘miss Paris2021’ in the person of Neymar. Dude wasted glorious opportunities to level his side up. He killed PSG’s vibe and momentum with his childish playing style. |
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Trading is good but if you can by all means HODL. The crypto-sphere is a relatively new market that is gaining acceptability and utility exponentially. You can never go wrong going long and saving yourself from being REKT while trading. The mass adoption of crypto is fueling her value rapidly. And I am pretty certain this is just the beginning of the surge. In the past 6months to date - BTC has done > 540% increase. ETH > 1,230% increase. Presently about 106 million of the world population use crypto. This is a tiny fraction compared to the acceptance and utility of the internet in the 90’s that saw the figure grow to around 4.72 billion (and still growing). See it as a longterm investment and not a get-rich-quick thing. If you must trade (maybe to take advantage of the reoccurring volatility) then do so with say 30% of your wallet value. “Bitcoin will do to banks what email did to the postal industry” - |
Simple Layout with a user-friendly interface. Nice work ! With some plug-ins you can monetize this. |
adanny01:War is a driving force to civilization vis-a-vis peace. Without war there will be no peace. Likewise without peace, war is nonexistent. The choice is |
sonsomegrigbo:I doubt if that pattern will work because these our polithiefcians already have a knowledge of that. Something more discreet and tactical will suffice. |
![]() The next APC presidential candidate is as good as the winner in the number one citizen race. You know why? Because where I come from votes don’t count. The only way out of this national quagmire is the dissolution (peacefully or by warfare) of this shameful trinity that can never unite. |
The only solution to her vast problems is manual reset |
Schooling/Academics is what we have here in Nigeria which is good for a dunce with slave mentality. The real deal is education. It liberates the mind and unlocks your potentials. Know the difference and know peace.
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Penalty will likely decide this fixture. This match is more like a game of chess. |
![]() Wow ! What a kind hearted SIMPle man fool of fuckgiveness. Wishing you and your HOEnest fiancé all the best in your marital sojourn. @OP kindly give me a shoutout when you do an update on how it ended in tears. |
35k My location is Lagos. |






