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Programming › Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by wwwtortoise(m): 6:45am On May 18, 2021
Sellout:
started with excel than power BI (DAX) then SQL. I didn't learn Python. No certification apart from the one I got from Udemy. Maven Analytics is what I have been using to learn on udemy. If you can learn SSIS, SSRS and SSAS it would be awesome. You can transistion to BI Engineer
Thanks for the insight.
My excel & SQL skills are at intermediary level and I’m about to take up some python crash course - Google Automation in coursera.

I intend to wrap up with data visualization.

With your input, guess I have more areas to cover then.
Family › Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by wwwtortoise(m): 8:00pm On May 17, 2021
Instead of putting a phone call across to whoever is parked behind her car, this woman would rather wake the whole neighborhood with crazy honking.

It affects my sweet morning meditation.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Rate Drops To 18.12% In April 2021 by wwwtortoise(m): 7:44pm On May 17, 2021
huh

0.05% dip and it is deemed news-worthy.

In Nigeria when inflation rates rise the masses feel the economic brunt. But when it falls prices remain the same while newspapers hawk the news with propaganda.

Nwanne there was a country no be lie.
Programming › Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by wwwtortoise(m): 7:18pm On May 17, 2021
Sellout:
just to put this out there tho, interviewed for a Data Analyst role last week, got to the last stage and negotiated for a salary for 250k (Entry Level). could have been picked just that i am still serving and i am not in Lagos (Job is in Lagos and requires you to be on-premise at least twice a week). this thread has been helpful alot since i started my journey. Keep pushing everybody! it is a rewarding career.
Impressive I must say.
A quick one bro. What was your data analysis learning journey like?
Did you do certificate courses online. If yes, be kind enough to drop some hints.

Just being curious cool
Romance › Re: Guys How Do You Guys Cope Dating Broke Ladies? by wwwtortoise(m): 4:50pm On May 16, 2021
undecided

Broke girls no matter how humble and soft they appear are mostly ungrateful. They come with a mind full of entitlement. Give them Mercury for breakfast and better be ready to present Venus & Jupiter for dinner else breakfast memory will be wiped without remorse.

Being “broke” is a bogus term and also subjective. Also know that one can be financially stable but far from being decent.

The above scenario is not gender specific.

Think about it.
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Plus-Sized Lady In Wheelchair & Her Man by wwwtortoise(m): 7:36pm On May 14, 2021
embarassed
Crime › Re: England: Serial Killer To Marry Lesbian Lover, A Street Robber She Met In Jail by wwwtortoise(m): 9:50am On May 13, 2021
cool
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Corolla 2003 Model For Sale.#1,200,000 Negotiable. by wwwtortoise(m): 8:19am On May 13, 2021
1. Still available?

2. Any fault(s)?

3. Fully registered?

If YES Q1&3, NO Q2 . . . I’ll come for inspection with 1m.
Politics › Re: How Gov. Ishaku Used His Younger Sister To Launder N39bn by wwwtortoise(m): 6:56am On May 11, 2021
bhella10:
They had to expose her BVN. That's very unprofessional
Stealing from public coffers is unprofessional too undecided
Investment › Re: PAYONEER, SKRILL & BITCOIN SALES ETC? WE BUY! ALL WALLETS! by wwwtortoise(m): 6:45pm On May 09, 2021
DoyenExchange:
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Come to our WhatsApp or Website or Contact Us. Thanks.
What is your BTC rate?
Programming › Re: Working Long Hours by wwwtortoise(m): 11:35pm On May 06, 2021
qtguru:
I mean it depends, my motivation is simple, I like Good life, to live good life I must earn well, to earn well I must have a good job, to have a good job, I must be technically skilled, to be technically skilled I must work long hours. I like writing code, but as long as money is involved, and the money makes sense, the motivation will come.

Play Good music: Lo-fi, something relaxing

then Passion too plays a factor.
You literally spoke typed my mind without mincing words.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Working Together, Nigeria Will Realize Its True Potentials by wwwtortoise(m):
cool

Same way -

Inflation realized its potential to soar hightail than the hungry eagle on Nigerian coat of arms?

Fulani herdsmen realized their killing, kidnapping, maiming and raping potentials?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need Your Help: My Employer Is Owing Me And He Doesn't Want To Pay Me. by wwwtortoise(m): 10:06am On May 06, 2021
lipsrsealed

It’s obvious the CEO and his brother are not ready/willing to pay you.

It is sad to note that you stand no chance to engage them legally because no employment contract was established ab initio.

It is more disheartening that they know you have no means to seek and get redress from their misconduct.

My Advice:

Look elsewhere for your daily bread. And while you’re at it subtly inform the Chief ExecuTHIEF Officer, that your brother/uncle in the military is interested in the case.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye's Son, Dare Is Dead by wwwtortoise(m): 9:46am On May 06, 2021
embarassed

An autopsy should be done to ascertain the cause of his death.
Family › Re: Have You Called Your Mum Today? (Photo) by wwwtortoise(m):
tongue

Na mumsy dey rush me with calls oo

If one week pass and she never hear my voice na case oo

Na me be her golden boy. You know why?
I stubborn pass housefly wey dey inside house but still humble pass humblesmith (when I choose to).

Mumsy know say I be golden boy.

Vicky God bless you till eternity !
Family › Re: Am I A Failure? Please Rate Me. by wwwtortoise(m): 7:01pm On May 05, 2021
bigtt76:
Old age of those days nor bi like today own. How can 86 year de bang get baby cheesy
Those days, these days but same God.
Politics › Re: Father Ejike Mbaka Is Back - Adoration Ministry by wwwtortoise(m): 6:48pm On May 05, 2021
embarassed

Recent happenings in the religious and political space points to one thing.

NOBODY IS SAFE IN NIGERIA ANYMORE.

Embrace your maker more than ever in total submission and prayer.

Your MOG, security apparatus, technology . . . may not shelter you from the looming unknown.
Family › Re: Am I A Failure? Please Rate Me. by wwwtortoise(m): 5:53pm On May 05, 2021
cry

Abraham became a first time father at the age of 86.

Moses married for the first time at 40.

Joshua was 59 when he succeeded Moses.

Daniel was 70 when he survived King Darius’ lion’s den.

As long as you are alive, you are still eligible for success.

Draw closer to your maker in total submission and prayer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Jens Lehmann Sacked By Hertha Board For 'quota' Message To Black Pundit Aogo by wwwtortoise(m): 4:49pm On May 05, 2021
cool
Arsenal FC alumni

Did you know?

Arsenal fc and Real madrid fc have won a joint record 13 UCL trophies.

Now you know !
Romance › Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by wwwtortoise(m):
cool

Once upon a time in the land of abagana, there rose a skilled and energetic man known as Okafor.

So skillful was he in tilling the land and harvesting her produce that the queen took interest in farming. She relegated her routine bead making/housekeeping chores to palace maidens and acquired as many fertile lands as she could to the chagrin of the king and elders in council.

Okafor was hired to clear the bushes and prepare her majesty’s land for the coming planting season. This the young man did passionately and skillfully that the queen was well pleased with him.

She became fond of Okafor and afterwards gave him unrestricted access to her farm.

“The farm between this two palm trees is now yours to till and harvest.” said the queen.

“I love the way you cleared the bushes, ferociously dug in and out the soil, and watered the surroundings “ she continued . . .

. . . to be continued
Sports › Re: Man City Players Celebrate First Champions League Final In Dressing Room by wwwtortoise(m): 7:01am On May 05, 2021
Congratulations to Sheikh Mansour, the backroom staff and players both on field and on bench cool

The commitment to get to this UCL stage is more than 10 years old.

For a moment you guys should cut Desmond Idiott some slack and push the blame to ‘miss Paris2021’ in the person of Neymar.

Dude wasted glorious opportunities to level his side up. He killed PSG’s vibe and momentum with his childish playing style.
Sports › Re: Man City Players Celebrate First Champions League Final In Dressing Room by wwwtortoise(m): 6:51am On May 05, 2021
cool
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m):
Trading is good but if you can by all means HODL.

The crypto-sphere is a relatively new market that is gaining acceptability and utility exponentially. You can never go wrong going long and saving yourself from being REKT while trading.

The mass adoption of crypto is fueling her value rapidly. And I am pretty certain this is just the beginning of the surge.

In the past 6months to date -
BTC has done > 540% increase.
ETH > 1,230% increase.

Presently about 106 million of the world population use crypto. This is a tiny fraction compared to the acceptance and utility of the internet in the 90’s that saw the figure grow to around 4.72 billion (and still growing).

See it as a longterm investment and not a get-rich-quick thing.

If you must trade (maybe to take advantage of the reoccurring volatility) then do so with say 30% of your wallet value.

“Bitcoin will do to banks what email did to the postal industry”

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Programming › Re: Pls Review My App With React And Node Express by wwwtortoise(m): 5:04am On May 03, 2021
Simple Layout with a user-friendly interface.

Nice work !

With some plug-ins you can monetize this.
Politics › Re: Whoever Gets APC's Presidential Ticket Is In Big Trouble? by wwwtortoise(m): 6:14pm On May 01, 2021
adanny01:
You know perfectly well that this country can't divide peacefully, that means you should prepare for war.
War is a driving force to civilization vis-a-vis peace.

Without war there will be no peace.
Likewise without peace, war is nonexistent.

The choice is yours ours.
Politics › Re: What Is The Solution To Nigeria's Problems ? by wwwtortoise(m): 4:40pm On May 01, 2021
sonsomegrigbo:
Chaiiiiii you mean Ghana type cheesy




Bad guy
I doubt if that pattern will work because these our polithiefcians already have a knowledge of that.

Something more discreet and tactical will suffice.
Politics › Re: Whoever Gets APC's Presidential Ticket Is In Big Trouble? by wwwtortoise(m): 4:21pm On May 01, 2021
undecided
The next APC presidential candidate is as good as the winner in the number one citizen race.

You know why?

Because where I come from votes don’t count.

The only way out of this national quagmire is the dissolution (peacefully or by warfare) of this shameful trinity that can never unite.
Politics › Re: What Is The Solution To Nigeria's Problems ? by wwwtortoise(m): 4:19pm On May 01, 2021
The only solution to her vast problems is manual reset
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Life Skills Are Not Taught In School? by wwwtortoise(m):
Schooling/Academics is what we have here in Nigeria which is good for a dunce with slave mentality.

The real deal is education. It liberates the mind and unlocks your potentials.

Know the difference and know peace.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Manchester City UCL (1 - 2) On 28th April 2021 by wwwtortoise(m): 4:07pm On Apr 28, 2021
Penalty will likely decide this fixture.
This match is more like a game of chess.
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend Who Slept With His Brother And She Said 'Yes' by wwwtortoise(m): 9:10pm On Apr 25, 2021
cool

Wow !
What a kind hearted SIMPle man fool of fuckgiveness.
Wishing you and your HOEnest fiancé all the best in your marital sojourn.

@OP kindly give me a shoutout when you do an update on how it ended in tears.
Gaming › Re: PS3 Superslim 500GB For Sale by wwwtortoise(m): 7:18pm On Apr 25, 2021
35k
My location is Lagos.

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