₦airaland Forum

dedons: If he no be imo...na anambra
if he no be anambra...na enugu
if he no be enugu...na abia
if he no be abia na ebonyi








wise men from the east

onitshaigbo: FACT: Her genetics is problematic.

STOP HAVING CHILDREN.

U® comment depicts how daft Ʊ are.. Better delete/modify this comment! Eediot!!!

Hahaha... Igbo making 99.9% of Lagos' Population? Not possible altho they are everywhere all in the name of money (even in deserts). They never settle in their lands τ̲̅ȍ build it.. They'd rather poke into other people's lands wanting τ̲̅ȍ claim the good there. № wonder Boko Haram taught them lessons in the North. They build mansions in the North and run fast-moving businesses amidst Al-Majiris' and you think these Al-Majiri's wud βε̲̣̣̣̥ happy... MtchewWwww.

Odunharry: what your style of hanging your school bag back then in school?
Mine was A and at times i use D when im carryng my 1 hand bag...

Team nylon bag and no bag at all can add dias...

...all of the above depending on my mood.

daywatcher: Hip Hop/rap does not suit most african artists

Ah!!! Atlast! Seen someone thinking in my direction. D'banj sounds out of place in d song... Like the song was "forced" on him...Not his kind... If not for the rap, the music wud'v been whack. D'Banj is better off with Don Jazzy.. #fact

mmmustapha: But I am sure if you have $100 million,
you would not bother to run for
presidency again ?
No, I am very serious o; I want to be the
president of Nigeria. We are leaving in hell in
Nigeria. One doesn’t need to die before going to
hell. We are already in hell in Nigeria.

Hmmm.... Words so powerful and so deep!!! Now tell ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ who's "sicker"...the Idiotic Pressman who interviewed this Legend or The Legend himself who sang a lot of Prophetic songs.... Even the contents of most of the songs we hear 2day can't stand his.... GBAM#. The corrupt Press we have 2day, dat deprive us of vital info at the cost of pple's rights and lives... Pple die evryday and Ʊ dnt see dat as hell... Nigeria! The only nation where amnesty is considered for "dignified criminals and terrorists" and where terrorists rule!!! A nation where Kidnapping is a profession that thrives, where Thieves of Public Funds are Honored and Applauded, where one man's "Right" surpasses the Rights of millions, where the cost of "Presidential spoons, plates and Air" are added τ̲̅ȍ the nations budget..... Where some "animals" are more equal than others..."they" make laws that are not binding on "them", schools and universities that their children never attend, God-forsaken NYSC scheme of sending the innocent τ̲̅ȍ βε̲̣̣̣̥ massacred in the North, yet their children are allowed τ̲̅ȍ chose between Abuja and Lagos cos they are "foreign-students" and shudnt "serve their nations with their blood", where the blood of the ordinary man must βε̲̣̣̣̥ shed for the Elites τ̲̅ȍ live, they "patch" roads that they don't ply, fabricate titles and honors GCFR, CON, OON that's they don't deserve... Yet this man sang of the Rain.... Don't we need that Rain the most now? In a nation where Legends who fought well are left τ̲̅ȍ rot helplessly till they become Public Nuisance...smh... Is dis what The Shameless Nigerian Press has resorted τ̲̅ȍ? The Press dat ought τ̲̅ȍ join in our fight for The Rain Washing dirty linens in Public? What more proof of HELL do Ʊ need?

Lagusta: now this guy is really, REALLY sick, and needs a full course of chlopomazine, risperidone and haloperidol, with a bout of benzhexol to curb the tardiness dyskinesia as a side effect......

wait, am I second to.........


*tears boxers and dances azonto in gangnam style!!!*

Tear boxers ke Ʊ sure Ʊ're not d one who needs a full course of chlopomazine, risperidone and
haloperidol, with a bout of benzhexol...

¶ once went τ̲̅ȍ chop at a "Booker" and as ¶ was ordering, this "Aboki" came and took his order...a combination of Jollof Rice, beans, yam, and bread!!!! All on one plate! ¶ immediately lost appetite.

360command: Charlei, I don't think there is a worst food combination I have seen or read in my life other than that of what I am about to write to you . The food is called 'wakye' its pronounced as "wachi'. The food is combined with brown rice with beans which I call it burnt rice , mixed with spaghetti , leaf , peer with White garri. Yes, I said 'garri'. I don't understand how someone will eat rice with garri ? This is a local food eating by Ghanians . In fact,anything can be added,I just decided to stop there since it was what I saw and the only thing I could do was walk away with disgust.

Ps: no disrespect for the ghanians here on nairaland and away after all,its their local delicacy. One man's meat is another man's poison

Very very true. ¶ once wasted my hard-earned cash on it.... Oh boy! ¶ threw it all up....yuckkkkk!!!! Even the thought of it is disgusting!

[quote author=190-the-clown]i need to send this link to all my 7 girlfriends

that shell WORK they must work to get it for me


else no marriage [/quote]ℓσℓ. Sorry ooº°˚˚°º. :p :p :p

mko abiola: Back in 2007,I remeber wen we alwys meet @ a bread and beans joint.(Ewa agoyin@ijanikin)around d sku area.
I remeber wen he usually play baba ijebu@ijanikin. Such is lyf.

Nice. Na my area βε̲̣̣̣̥ dat ooº°˚˚°º. Memories...

Van snickers: I had a Teacher like that when i was in high School-Mr Awoeye.

Ʊ go FGC Ijanikin Lagos?

LesbianBoy: SMH.....Op don't you have Gas cooker in your house!

Like Ʊ have heaven and earth...mtchew

cyril83: that muhammad guy must be crazy.

Imagine an ordinary clay fighting for God.I wonder what would be the end of this world?

The guy is silly! God punish him and those who wrought evil against the peace we all enjoy in this country!!! May God Almighty wipe out all these faceless idiots! What's all dat crap about?

eyenCalabar: I think Seun should apology to us..

Going by Rule 21, Ʊ're hearby banned!

Kingscollege: AMEN OO DO U HAVE A SOURCE FOR DAT!

Yeah. ¶ do. We'd βε̲̣̣̣̥ pay dis week just as Tolukemlizzy confirmed... ¶ received a call as regards it... Ours got τ̲̅ȍ our Headoffice yesterday... They're doing final sorting... Expect pay anytime from Thursday... This is for real....!!! Abeg remember τ̲̅ȍ pay u® TITHES ooº°˚˚°º!!! Stay blessed, peeps.

osarog: We'll be paid ending of may...

№ ooº°˚˚°º. We'd βε̲̣̣̣̥ pay dis week just as Tolukemlizzy confirmed... ¶ received a call as regards it... Ours got τ̲̅ȍ our Headoffice yesterday... They're doing final sorting... Expect pay anytime from Thursday... This is for real....!!! Abeg remember τ̲̅ȍ pay u® TITHES ooº°˚˚°º!!! Stay blessed, peeps.

Badt child! That guy needs serious wooping.. Won kill im papa.. Choi! ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥? Try dat one wit my Papa? Omo na die ooº°˚˚°º !

[quote author=val_dee]Another committee?

I wish them Goodluck and patience in their endeavour.[/quote]

aanumama: i can't stop imagining what could have happened between him and etisalat, wish etisalat has some kind of prove that will make them sue mtn for that stupid advert, that is if they didn't drop saka like most of the brand does.
Looking from another angle( not the brand ambassador snatching angle)i think the advert is cool sha.

¶ still hold on τ̲̅ȍ the opinion dat NOTHING happened btw Saka and Etisalat... He only had a "better" offer...ℓσℓ. 'M sure MTN intentionally went out τ̲̅ȍ "woo" him doubling/tripling whatsoever he was being paid by Etisalat... Money speaking.

Osahon7: nice..bt i tink dat his wife is too big for him sha..considerin her size

Sharrap!!! Abi Eldee complain give Ʊ? Haters... Ʊ shud've married him instead Йąђ‎​‎​.... Upload ur pix may we see Йąђ‎​‎​.....mtchewww

Ok

wow!

Ok

Back τ̲̅ȍ sender ooº°˚˚°º.

Chokey!

*passing by*

Ojo ti mo bi Taye ata n ta mi
Ojo ti mo bi Kehinde Kenken we mi
Ojo ti mo bi Idowu dodo jina
Ojo ti mo bi Alaba laba laba fo soke

Then when these white Egrets fly we sing "Leke leke bamileke eye aba ba mileke"...*asking the birds τ̲̅ȍ give is white nails...ℓσℓ

1 wa mi leti
2 tumilari... *cant recall the rest

Tosin o Tosin (bigi belle)

psky: I also remember :I pledge to Nigeria my country, to be faithful loyal and honest, to serve nigeria is not by force.
Then during intervals in the national anthem we would say ''tambolo go bite me''.
Mehn, the good old times.

Ours was Arise o Compatriot (pangolo mu garri) Nigeria's call obey (pangolo mu garri)...and on and on with "pangolo mu garri" after each line

"Wherever Ʊ go (gogogongo) wherever Ʊ se (sisi eko) do not say yes when Ʊ mean τ̲̅ȍ say № (Baba YUBADAN)...

We are HHPPY happy...(Note the spelling HHPPY)...ℓσℓ

Wai wai wait... Before ¶ answer Ʊ, please ...Are Ʊ gay?

Alcoholic: Alomo
Non-Alcoholic: Ota Pia Pia