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Why you come dey do face like person wey wan shit na?

Damn bro! Grow up! You ain't 16 no more.

dannyrhymes600:
This happens to me once in a while when I am sleep deprived. But sleeping on my back is like giving it an invitation card. The shit almost got me thinking, my village people have finally caught up with me, but na small challenge.

It can be caused by sleep deprivation. But e no dey happen to me again even though I hardly sleep at night.

What advice will you give to someone falling in love with you?

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To me: Stand in love with me; don't fall in love with me. Because if you do otherwise, It will end in tears!

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What's your own advice?

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Lalasticlala...

When everything goes down, she go turn to celebrity, just like that.
Mehn, you are thinking what I'm thinking?

bigjackass:
Reminds me of when mosdii mistakenly uploaded his picture on nairaland

E no even concern am sef. The picture still dey on Nairaland .

Foodqueen:
Everybody said snake, even you too and u expect lala to push it.

If na u, u go push am

Na wetin I too dey reason be that. Let's wait and see shaaa.

ademasta:

Wetin you wan carry my face do

So we go know the face behind that moniker .

Nlanalyst:
What's face reveal Boda dudu?
What does it mean?

To reveal your face; to post your picture(s) to disclose what you looks like in real life.

Would you rather do a face reveal on Nairaland or deactivate your account?

ForeighPlug:
Lala's siblings

Always... I just pray he no go vex delete this thread sef .

Which animal do you hate the most?

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To me, it's snakes. My hate for this animal is on another level. Even seeing it's pictures is irritating to me.

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Now, which one do you hate the most?

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Lalasticlala...

Lalasticlala...

Johndagr8t:
oga get out of my thread since your sense left you for super

New member, and you don rush post picture; Nairaland na your mate? Here no be Facebook oo! You suppose to dey thank me sef say I told u what's up!

emorse:
I swear! I'm laughing in advance

He never see anything sef. He think say here na Facebook .

Oh, it's your first time here. So they didn't tell you what's up on Nairaland?

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Well, I see you receiving endless bashes on this thread.
They will use your pic to make memes and post it along with comments on NL.
You will then abandon the thread — deactivate your account and create a new account with a thicker skin. And then, only then will you know that to remain sane here, you must remain anonymous.

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Well, the bashing will soon start, I'm outta here.

It was running away from SARS, bro.

Never chase a Nigerian girl directly. Chase her indirectly by chasing money instead.

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A wise is enough for the word. Sorry, enough is a word for the wise. Umm... well, good night!

Nonexisting:
Baba, let me help rephrase the topic so that people will understand better. Oya oya where are all those who pastors don chop their money for deliverance from witches attack at nights? Come and share your stories because na sleep paralysis be una problem.

Lol. Nigerian pastors can be funny shaaa. Any little thing, they will connect it with spirituality .

I started masturdating even before the year 2000.

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It ain't worth the effort bro. It's overrated and a big distraction!

20-10-20
Abeg who ordered the massacre lobatan? They are madt!
If they like, make they catch fire! I don't give a freaking fùck!

Lalasticlala...

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram real matters. WTF MAN

Yeah! Share yours, let's see if they are worth subscribing to.

Polynek:
Na pple wey get enough data dey enter YouTube

You can use night browsing's data: download the movies at night and watch them in the day. Or better still, use YouTube data bonus to download them, Airtel and Glo use to give such bonuses.

What are your top favorite YouTube channels and why?

Here are my top 7:

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(P.S: Not in any order of arrangement)

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MrBeast - Good vibes and motivation to make money. This guy once bought a house worth of over a hundred million naira and sold it for just $1 dollar.

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Daily Dose Of The Internet - He collects and uploads combinations of short entertaining videos.

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Mystery Recapped: Recaps movies, therefore making it shorter. What I watch these days are Recapped Movies. In 10-15 minutes, you're done watching a movie!

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Mike Shake - He learns a new skill every week, makes a video of it, explains the process and then posts it on YouTube.

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Alan Walker - Currently my favorite musician. He recently uploaded a new song titled World We Used To Know. Check it out if you haven't. The music is awesome.

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Reno Omokri - One of the two Nigerian celebrity YouTubers that I am subscribed to on YouTube. In fact, I have nothing to do with Nigerian celebrities, I don't follow them on social media, and apart from "Alcohol by Joeboy" which I recently downloaded, I don't have even a single one of their musics in my phone. Why? Because their musics are mostly filled with dross slangs or are focused on women which irritates me a lot. Nigerian musicians are trying actually, but I ain't their fan.

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Yul Edochie - The second Nigerian celebrity YouTuber that I'm subscribed to. Currently my favorite actor in Nigeria. I don't have a favorite Nigerian actress. Most of his movies are filled with vibes. Movies like: 'Eze Ego, The Money Man' and 'When Money Calls'.

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Share yours!
Lalasticlala...

Sleep paralysis (plural: sleep paralyses) is a state, during waking up or falling asleep, in which a person is aware but unable to move or speak.

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During an episode, one may hallucinate (hear, feel, or see things that are not there), which often results in fear. Episodes generally last less than a couple of minutes. It may occur as a single episode or be recurrent.

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The condition can be triggered by sleep deprivation, psychological stress, or abnormal sleep cycles. The underlying mechanism is believed to involve a dysfunction in REM sleep.

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Have you experienced sleep paralysis before? Share your experience!

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I have experienced it before: I woked up, but couldn't move, tried to speak/call out for help, but couldn't.
The only part of my body that could move then was my feet, but in a very, very slow motion.
I also hallucinated: I heard my brother calling me, but it's all in my mind because this guy wasn't even at home then.
After some time, it started fading away and I could move my body again.
I had no difficulty in breathing. It's scary, because you would feel trapped, and not being able to move your body. And also, hallucinations could cause fear, and sometimes you would feel another person's presence in your room.

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To some, it's demonic. To others, it's pretty normal. Share your own experience.
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KillIgbohoN0W:
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5 is blocked from 3

Oh, I didn't notice that. Damn!

Praxis758:
4.

Reason: because the taps linking it are at the base, thereby making it have the freeest intake of water

Look closely. The pipe collecting 4 to 3 is blocked.