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Smartb0y:
A very brilliant post

Davash222:
I keep my male friends close cos I believe them die... But, you see that other gender? Na only God go separate my quarrel with them.

That's it bro!

What I do is "be friendly to them, but don't befriend them".

I keep my ways to myself so that no one can use it against me behind my back.

Just hustle to get money, invest it to expand it in the future, and then live a low-key life so that you will be on the safe side; safe from Nigerian depressed niggars who no wan Hussle along.

And also don't give any girl shi shi. Money is unisex, let them hustle for theirs!

Is Making Friends Still Worth It In Nigeria?

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In My Opinion: In Nigeria, it isn't even worth having friends. With the high rate of unemployment and hardship, envy is real and it breeds danger, evil thoughts and deeds.

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Just have mentors (online or offline) that will lead you through, and you would be fine.

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Being in a sexual or romantic relationship with the other gender is even worse. It creates room for some unnecessary emotional feelings which are both distractive and destructive.

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Just be focused and hustle for money to live a better life, be friendly to others, but don't befriend them, because they will betray, deceive and stab you at your back when you aren't watching.

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And finally, observe your environment and roll with those who are smarter and higher than you so that they can help and pull you up to a greater level.

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Share yours, let's learn together!

Girls of nowadays with access to the advanced technology can't write any better than her.
If you ask them how they are doing, they you text you "fyn u", what does that mean? The one that pains me the most is when one of them replies with "k", like wTf is "k" !

Still waiting for the right item, no one has gotten it yet...
By the way, here's the meme!

princefrank76:
Flower

rriiccaarrddoo:
Flower

Flowers? Does anything there look like a flower? There's nothing like flowers that I can see there .
Anyways, that's a nice try, but try again! Maybe you will get it this time .

SmellySperm:
Ostrich

Where did you see that one?

Lavisha:
Jabajantes

Nice try!

Automolite:
Wine bottle to the left..

How did you know it's a wine bottle? Is there even a bottle in the picture?!

Juliusmomoh:
Cloth

KingDash:
white wall

Note: you were asked to name one of the items provided in the pictures. Those aren't among them. Try again.

Polynek:
The picture itself is not BRIGHT

It's bright! Wear a glass and try your luck .

Murjem:
Teddy bear

There's no teddy bear there .

Buy Bitcoin with all my money. Damn! I would have been a billionaire by now.

First step, change your username.

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Well, thank God that I don't even have interest in football, not to talk of betting.

Guy you dey fvck up! Without those women, you wouldn't have been in existence today.

Jealous? Jealous of what exactly?
Being jealous on top Nigerian women, I dey craze?

Because they don't want you to know how close they are to '40', the Almighty '40'!

I no even this your story, but one thing I know is...

Mangekyo:
I've said it several times. Disable that bot for good. If possible, hire more moderators. That bot no get sense

Lol, this got me laughing!

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The thing is that the anti-spam bot is designed to block some specific words and ban the users of such words for 24 hours. It's automated and the only way to avoid getting ban by it is to identify the word(s) and stop using it.

If I know this girl or have her number, I would call her to encourage her to screw you even more!
You are emotionally attached to women and you think you will make it? WONDERS!
I just want to believe that this is a fake story and that you are just catching cruise with it.

What will be your reply if a child ask you how babes are made or brought into existence?

I'm an African, FAIR in complexion. Am I really a black guy? I mean, I'm not black in colour.

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Does it make sense for someone to refer to me as a black man?

SenecaTheYonger:
Weird fact not wired face.

Thanks for noticing that .
That's a weird typo !

Yes, it's a sin against the body and mind because of its effects on it.

Nairalanders, do you know that the inside of the vagina and the inside of a cheek is made of the same tissue? Do you believe that?

Tell them how to make money and stop depending on men 'as a lady'.

La click La bend!

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Nowadays, before reading some threads on Nairaland, I will first scroll down to check if there's any link, if there's, then I'm out!

[quote author=Kdón2 post=105833356]If na Nigeria them go order zombies to go there to shoot on sight then shut the stadium indefinitely. Black man black brain.[/quote]Must you quote the whole post?

Include the broke ones, because men are becoming wiser, nothing will make me to end up with a broke babe.